"Don't look at this dirty and tiring job, but when the crops are ripe, I will take it to the city and sell it, and I will have money.

  I bought you your favorite halva! "

  "Father, can we make the crops mature without fertilizing?"

  "Of course not, don't be naughty, come and help Dad to fertilize!"

  "Oh!" The little boy pursed his lips, and reluctantly picked up a wooden spoon. Just as he was about to work, he saw a yellow wind whistling in the distance...

  "Child, be careful!" The old peasant's expression changed, and he hurriedly threw the little boy into the field ridge, holding him firmly under him.

  "Whoa!"

  The gust of wind whizzed past, and simply did not cause any harm to the father and son who were hiding in the field ridge.

  The old farmer stood up with lingering fears, feeling sticky on his body, and there seemed to be something in his hand, he couldn't help raising his hand to take a look...

  "Oh! That's great, the world is dung! There is no need to fertilize!" The little boy's happy voice came over: "Dad, you lied to me, obviously you just need to wait for the world to poop."

  Old farmer: I @#¥%…

  "Hey! Dad, you smell so bad..."

  Thousands of miles away from Huangfengling, Lingji Bodhisattva came hurriedly from Lingshan all the way, looking at the gust of wind swept in front of him, his face changed suddenly.

  "I didn't expect this yellow-haired marten's magical power to be so powerful.

  force! "At the moment, I didn't dare to neglect, and immediately sacrificed an orb that exuded a blue light.

  It is Dingfengzhu!

  The wind bead slowly rose, and the gust of wind in the ten-mile radius of Lingji Bodhisattva was immediately stopped, and there was no more waves.

  "Hmph, no matter how powerful the supernatural power is, it's still not overcome by my Dingfengzhu..."

  "Whoa!"

  Due to inertia, the wind stopped, but the things mixed in the wind did not stop, and countless yellow liquids immediately drowned Lingji Bodhisattva who was talking.

  He pursed his lips, and Lingji Bodhisattva's face turned green at that time.

  “呕

  !I fuck your second uncle, vomit!Yellow wind monster, you are sick, what are you doing with shit in the wind! "

  ……

  Tianting Nantianmen

  As the gateway to Heaven, heavy troops are stationed all year round. Not only are the Four Heavenly Kings on duty day and night, but Shunfeng Er, who is also clairvoyant, often observes the movements of the lower realm here.

  "No, there is a gust of demon wind blowing towards the heaven!" Clairvoyant, who was looking in all directions, suddenly said in a panic.

  "What?" Heavenly King Chiguo turned pale in shock: "Could it be that after five hundred years, the demon clan will come to make a riot in the Heavenly Palace again?"

  "Quick! Send someone to report to the Jade Emperor, saying that the monsters killed again.

  come up! "The King of Growth hastily ordered.

  "It's too late!" Guangmu Tianwang looked solemnly at the shadowy shadows in Huang Feng, who was already in front of him. He didn't know how many demon clan troops had come: "Everyone, line up! Today is death, and the demon clan cannot be let go. Rush into Nantianmen!"

  "Yes!" The [-] Heavenly Soldiers immediately lined up in front of the Nantian Gate, with their spears pointing diagonally at the oncoming Huang Feng.

  It was already at the end of the battle when the three-flavored divine wind blew here, and was immediately dissipated by the protective formation outside Nantianmen.

  "What? Could it be a blindfold?" Duo Wen Tian Wang was stunned when the demon wind dissipated.

  , and then saw something mixed in the yellow wind, and immediately widened his eyes in shock.

  "Wow!" Thirty thousand heavenly soldiers in silver armor turned khaki yellow one by one, exuding a foul stench.

  "Bah!" Heavenly King Chiguo spat out a mouthful of yellow phlegm, looked around, and saw that the entire area around Nantianmen had turned yellow, and the stench was overwhelming.

  "Quick! Send someone to report to the Jade Emperor, there are demon kings in the lower realms who dare to throw shit on Nantianmen!"

  On this day, the entire Earth Immortal Realm was fried.

  Lack of lethality

  The Sanwei Shenfeng turned into an ordinary yellow wind and blew over most of the fairyland. Except for Beiju Luzhou, which survived because it was too biased, the remaining three continents were affected.

  From time to time in the immortal world, there are the mourning sounds of the great magical powers who are retreating and cultivating.

  "Nima, which shameless person poured a pool of shit in front of my cave door?"

  "Fuck, my ancestor, my life and good fortune pill just came out, and it fell from the sky and splashed it, should I eat it or not!"

  "My snow lotus of Qianshan is pure and pure!"

  "I announce that the martial arts competition is officially... ****!"

  "Who dares

  Take a sneak attack on the old man?vomit! "

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  The movement was so loud that I don't know how many subterranean supernatural powers were blasted out. Soon, the spiritual thoughts of countless Dao super supernatural powers were concentrated on Huang Fengling.

  Everyone was shocked when they saw the yellow wind monster flying in the air while the wind was blowing.

  "Fuck, what kind of monster is this?"

  "What's with this monster? Can you use it as a mount?"

  "Made, which force is this monster from?"

  "They must make a promise. If we don't take the initiative to dispatch the innate treasure, they are not allowed to use this rat demon!"

  "Look, below

  A monk's body protection magic is also a bit of a way! "

  "Is it because a pig demon and a black bear spirit are tied to it?"

  Countless spiritual thoughts are intertwined in the void, and all kinds of shocked voices continue one after another.

  Below, Jiang Liu'er's ears never stopped...

  "Dip! Congratulations to the host for successfully letting Lingji Bodhisattva eat shit and die, and reward the host: a stinky card!"

  "Dip! Congrats to the host Dung Sa Nantianmen's successful death, reward the host: High-grade Innate Spirit Treasure Bundle of Immortal Rope*4!"

  "Dip! Congratulations to the host for the success of Yufeng's ancestors, and the reward to the host: Fire Jujube

  *10! "

  "Dip! Congratulations to the host for making the Four Heavenly Kings stink to death and reward the host: Star Fruit*10!"

  "Dip! Congratulations to the host for letting the Buddha Sect hold a sect comparison to die in the dung rain, and reward the host: Yin-Yang Reversal Card!"

  "Dip! Congratulations to the host for the successful death of the Buddha who vomited and vomited. Reward the host: Immortality Card*2"

  "Dip! Congrats to the host, the Nausea Tuyaochi Queen Mother, who succeeded in her death, and reward the host: immortality card*2"

  "Dip! Congratulations to the host for successfully applying a wave of fertilizer to Wuzhuang Guan, and reward the host with the best innate spiritual treasure: the [-]th-grade Black Lotus!"

  "drop……"

  A series of system prompts kept ringing in Jiang Liu'er's mind, making Jiang Liu'er smile with joy.

  Ten minutes later, the happy smile on Jiang Liu'er's face froze...

  This wave of death is really a big deal.

  Before the beeping sound ended, all kinds of names that he had heard before flashed in Jiang Liuer's ears, adding up to hundreds.

  According to the rewards, among the hundreds of people, there are at least one hundred Golden Immortals, and there are a few familiar quasi-sages.

  no!Killing them won't let them know they did it

  Good thing!

  "Amitabha, how can this yellow wind monster be so good at doing such a disgusting thing? It really makes me, an honest person, despised!"

  On the Celestial Clouds, Zhu Bajie and Hei Xiong Jing, who had already turned khaki, looked at each other and said nothing.

  Okay, the case is solved, I said that this yellow wind monster looks like he is so crazy...

  After speaking, he shrank his neck and glanced around with a guilty conscience. Fortunately, everyone's attention was focused on the Yellow Wind Monster. No one noticed him. With a wave of his hand, the Buddha Tower closed the Yellow Wind Cave with lightning speed. outside

  Five hundred little demons in a daze.Quickly move down the mountain in small steps...

  After leaving the center of Huangfengling, Jiang Liuer turned into a golden light without saying a word, ran out for more than a thousand miles, and stopped by a small river.

  After throwing Zhu Bajie and Black Bear Essence into the river, he began to count the harvest. Although the reminder sound in his mind continued to sound, the interval was getting longer and longer, and the rewards were getting fewer and fewer. This wave of harvest has almost arrived.

  The first is a pile of spiritual fruits, from the top ten innate spiritual roots to acquired spiritual roots, and there are hundreds of scattered pieces.

  Then the high-grade congenital spiritual treasure bundle of fairy ropes were distributed wholesale, and there were four at once. The high-grade congenital spiritual treasure, water spirit bead, fire spirit bead, was the second of the four elephant spirit beads. A treasure that went missing after a failed fight.

  It is also Jiang Liu'er's third best innate spiritual treasure.

  Then, there is a pile of various cards: four immobilization cards, two sleep cards, five supernatural power upgrade cards, and one chapter of stinky cards.

  Jiang Liuer looked at the introduction of the smelly card, and the corners of his eyes twitched.

  I always feel that the system has opened the door to a new world for me. What the hell?

  "Master, are you alright!" At this moment, Sun Wukong's cloud fell from the sky.

  "It's alright, you came just in time to watch those two take a bath, but you're a teacher!" Jiang Liuer said while holding his nose, pointing to Zhu Bajie, who had already dyed a small river yellow in the river.

  Zhu Bajie and Hei Xiong Jing looked at Jiang Liuer resentfully.

  Master, why do you have no comparison in your heart?

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