Knight of the Light

At Christmas, Christians celebrate the day when poor little carpenter Joseph was happy to be a father. The staff and directors of The New York Times never thought that they would be the headlines of the media around the world on this day.

The New York Fire Department drove to 229 West 43rd Street in Times Square. The firefighters were neatly dressed and rushed into the eighteen-story building with water pipes. They thought they were here to fight the fire, but who knew they were here to wash the shit.

This is really never seen before.

It was very cold in New York at the end of December, but the reporters and editors of The Times working in the building were all sullen, took off their coats and wrapped blankets and walked out of the building. There is sadness and suffering on everyone's face.

The uncrowned kings of the "Times" always focus their cameras on others and ask all kinds of weird questions. But today, when they walked out of the newspaper headquarters building, a group of colleagues came outside and stared at them.

Those eyes are clearly gloating.

The cameraman of the local TV station aimed the machine at the crowd walking out of the building, and the fellow reporter stood in front of the camera, clutching the microphone and reporting on the spot in exaggerated tone.

"OMG! Christmas this year is really a special day. People in front of the TV, you will never think of what I am going through.

I was planning to spend a warm night with my family, but the phone in the station was forcibly called, and the boss told me, ‘Hi, Mike, you have to go to Times Square now, where is the big news?’

do you know? I hate the big holiday news most, which disturbs my family gatherings. But I had no choice but to put on my jacket and leave home. On the way I was driving, I was wondering what the big news was. Is the New York Times on fire?

But when I rushed to the scene to figure out the situation..."

The expression of the reporter at the scene became extremely exaggerated at this moment. He shouted: "OMG, OMG, OMG! You can't imagine what I saw and heard, the situation at the scene is terrible. My brain can't organize speech. Because ....."

The reporter took a deep breath and shouted with all his strength: "The toilet at the headquarters of the "New York Times" burst. Not one toilet, but all the toilets burst.

Yes, I know you may be having dinner.

You will be shocked, in a daze, and feel that the apple pie and roast turkey on the table suddenly disappear. But the reality is what you think, the whole building is now a super big **** pit. "

Hahahahaha...

Vomiting Vomiting Vomiting...

I don’t know how many viewers are watching the live broadcast, but there are indeed many people whose holiday mood is mixed. If bursting a toilet is a tragedy, bursting all toilets is definitely a comedy!

The New York Times had to announce the suspension of publication for three days, and they had to take some time to clean up their headquarters building. Because every floor of the building, every office, every bathroom is the hardest hit area.

The ceiling, floor, walls, and air are all heavily polluted. The sewage pipe is completely broken. The septic tank at the bottom of the building is even more tragic.

This kind of office environment can't wait at all, and the staff of The Times can only be evacuated. They will never think about Christmas Eve in their lives.

The fire department rushed in and quickly withdrew, even the rigorously trained warriors could not stand it. Before escaping, they only held on for less than three minutes in the deep and shallow ‘hell’.

After a long period of tossing, the Sanitation Department in New York drove a clean vehicle to come to the emergency. The health department also sent an ambulance to help resettle people trapped on the spot.

Reporters from several TV stations hurried to the scene, set up long and short cannons and aimed them at the bottom exit of the "Times" building. At this moment, a group of "Times" staff members filed out wrapped in blankets, and reporters stepped forward in spite of the blockade.

"Oh, I saw Mr. Bratton. I know him and I have a very good relationship with him. I think I can go up and interview him.

Mr. Bratton, can you answer a few questions? What happened in the building? What causes the toilet to spray manure? Are there any casualties?

Sir, say something. The entire New York and even the entire United States are paying attention to you. The American people have the right to know. Talk about your own feelings. What happened to you? "

The staff in the building didn't want to speak at all, and didn't want to say more than a word.

The reporter could only turn to look at the camera and shook his head: "It seems that Mr. Bratton is in a bad mood. We left without paying attention. I can understand, really understand. I don't want to speak anymore.

I actually have to thank him for not being interviewed. Because the moment I approached him, my nose and lungs were severely injured.

I can't breathe, I can't take a mouthful. It was a bad night, and we have deep sympathy for Mr. Bratton and his colleagues in The New York Times. "

The reporter spoke of sympathy, but there was no sympathy on his face.

Since there was no fire and no people trapped, the fire department personnel quickly withdrew. They said that it was not their responsibility, and that they were not professional in dealing with feces and piss.

People from the sanitation department appeared on the stage with a bitter and hatred expression, mainly holding water pipes to wash everywhere and draining sewage into the sewer.

During this period, the staff of The Times had to find ways to rescue office equipment and materials from the filth. This is really a terrible job, because it is difficult for them to judge how valuable a piece of valuable information is after it is full of shit.

In the end, it can only be classified as garbage.

When the fire department personnel left, reporters from the TV station rushed to interview them, mainly asking about the situation in the building.

The firefighters took off the heat-insulating helmets, frowned, shook their heads and sighed: "We didn't find the injured, but the conditions in the building are terrible. All floors are disgusting, and the place can't be stayed.

It will take at least a week to complete the cleanup, and it will only take two to three months to re-decorate. During this period, reporters from The Times had to find another place to work. At present, it is not convenient to make too many comments, and the police need to intervene in the investigation. "

Firefighters have seen many disaster scenes and have sufficient psychological quality to face tragic accidents. But spraying manure on the toilet in the whole building really doesn't count. I've seen this for the first time.

The New York Times had such a big event, and the New York City Police Department also sent officers to the scene. The reporters went to the police who besieged the scene to ask for an interview and asked the same question.

The police only said they would conduct an in-depth investigation, and they were very cautious in their words. However, someone entered the building and made comments to the media in the name of ‘informed persons’.

"As far as the situation we see now, we tend to sabotage maliciously, otherwise it is impossible for all sewage pipelines to have problems.

This is probably a bad prank. It is suspected that someone has thrown a tiny amount of explosive device into the toilet. Technicians have found some evidence from the scene, such as fragments of explosive devices. "

The reporters immediately asked: "How did the police find evidence from the scene?"

"It's the way you think. This time the criminals are really bad. Not only did he miser the New York Times, he also killed the New York Police Department.

Insufficient technical staff, we have to send additional police to look for clues in the extremely disgusting environment. So don't let us catch that guy, or we must clean him up. This **** bomber is really bad and disgusting. "

The reporter immediately caught the nickname the police had given to the possible suspect. The next day the headlines of the major media were all with the same name-the bomber blasted the "New York Times"!