Lao Tzu is the Devil

　　 2020, New Year's Eve.

　　 "It's so fragrant, brother, you can be a chef in the future!"

　　 A thirteen-year-old Lolita, with a round face like a red apple, drooling at the potato braised pork on the table.

　　 "Stealing again!" Seventeen-year-old Chen Molian touched the tip of his sister's nose with affection.

　　 Ning Xuan stuck out her little tongue and said, "Hehe, it's not because you made so delicious, brother!"

　　 Chen Mo added two bowls of white rice, then poured two glasses of Coke, and said, "Little girl, happy new year!"

Ning Xuan Gululu greedily drank the Coke up, and then happily pinched her pink fist high above her head: "Hurrah! Happy New Year! Drink the Coke so well. My New Year's wish is that I will eat meat every day from now on. Coke drink!"

　　 Chen Mo shook his head: "Nothing!"

　　 The shabby room is full of laughter.

　　 At this time, the Spring Festival Gala is playing the skit "My First Close Contact with Aliens", which is about various jokes made by an alien who came to Earth for the first time.

　　 Ning Xuan opened his mind: "Brother, do you think there are any aliens in this world?"

　　 hiccup—

Chen Mo burped, and then smirked, "Of course there are aliens. Look, we two are orphans on the surface, without father or mother. In fact, we are both aliens. Our purpose Just invade the earth!"

　　 "Cut!" Ning Xuan cast a disgusting look, "Brother, you can't find a girlfriend if you are so naive!"

　　 "Ning Xuan!" Chen Mo pretended to be angry and said with a sullen face, "Let you watch less idol dramas, look at what you have in your head!"

　　 blast—

　　 A harsh sound penetrated the eardrum, Chen Mo's heart sank, with an ominous premonition, he quickly covered his sister's ears.

　　 Not only was Ning Xuan not afraid, but she broke free of Chen Mo's hand, ran to the window with excitement, and looked at the sky: "Brother! Come and see! It's so beautiful!"

　　 Chen Mo came to the window, looked up, and saw the sky full of stars, dragging a long tail, bright and colorful, shining with colorful light, like the nine-day Milky Way falling into the earth.

　　 "Brother, is an alien coming?"

　　 Chen Mo joked: "Yes, yes, it is the aliens who have come to take us back to the universe."

"what-"

　　 Suddenly, Ning Xuan's expression was uncomfortable, and she hugged her head with her hands.

　　 Chen Mo anxiously said: "Xuan Xuan, what's the matter, don't you scare me?!"

　　 Ning Xuan is a ghost, often mischievous.

　　 However, Ning Xuan's painful expression didn't seem like a prank at all. She was scared and said: "Brother! My head hurts, as if there are gears spinning in my head!"

　　 Chen Mo hugged his sister tightly, stroked her sister's back lightly, and comforted: "Don't be afraid, I am here, is it scared by the sound of fireworks?"

　　 Ning Xuan shook her head vigorously: "I really want to hear a strange voice, saying that evolution is on, binding is successful, and that she is a Sophon from the Centaur Star Territory..."

　　 Fuck!

　　 There are black lines on Chen Mo's face. Is it possible that his sister is really an alien? Received an alien signal? !

　　Looking at Ning Xuan's expression, she didn't seem to be pretending.

　　 "Xuan Xuan, don't be afraid, it may be too noisy outside and you heard it wrong."

　　 Ning Xuan suddenly said nervously to the air: "What are you going to do?"

　　 Then he said to himself: "Really? You didn't lie to me?"

　　 "You mean everyone has it?"

　　 Chen Mo was horrified: "Ning Xuan, don't scare brother, who are you talking to?"

Ning Xuan’s expression was terrified from the beginning, but slowly became a little excited: "Brother, the thing in my brain calls itself Sophon. It says it comes from the energy center of the Centaur, to help our planet evolve. Upgrade, everyone will have their own unique Sophon to guide!"

　　 "Everyone? How come I don't! Am I not a human! Ning Xuan, you are lying again!" Chen Mo resorted to a trick to pinch Ning Xuan's waist.

　　 "Ha, ha ha, brother, don't you, don't **** me, I really didn't lie to you! Oops!" Ning Xuan was pinched by Chen Mo and made her body weak, unable to resist.

its not right? Before the change, the girl Ning Xuan had already explained truthfully, why is her mouth so hard today? Could it be that what she said is true? ?

　　Ding~ding~ding~

Chen Mo discovered that his mobile phone had received thousands of WeChat messages. When Chen Mo was in school, he used the school time to collect the bottles in the school trash can, and then sold them after school for a semester. I saved 300 yuan to buy a copycat machine. Although the speed is extremely slow, but fortunately, the sound is loud, the battery is sufficient, and the WeChat can be accessed. This is enough for Chen Mo.

　　 I opened WeChat and brought in messages that were all red in my eyes, and almost didn't explode the phone card.

　　 Chen Mo’s deskmate and best friend Ding Yan sent dozens of messages by himself.

　　 "It's amazing! Brother Mo! Do you hear a strange sound?"

　　 "Tomoko! I said Tomoko!"

　　 "Don't look at the Spring Festival Gala, please reply soon!"

　　...

　　 "Mo brother, I feel that the earth is about to change drastically. Our two brothers join forces to do a big business!"

　　 Then, Chen Mo opened the high school WeChat group.

　　 Sure enough, everyone was discussing Tomoko, everyone was awakened, and some students even said that his 90-something grandma was awakened!

　　 Damn, is there any human rights in this special? Isn't Lao Tzu a human?

　　 This kind of feeling is like, the whole world has gotten 5 million, but he didn't get it! Is this God jealous of his handsomeness and charm!

　　 "Brother! The countdown! I saw the countdown!" Ning Xuan took Chen Mo's arm, nervous and looking forward.

　　 Chen Mo's expression at this time was more uncomfortable than eating shit, but he had to squeeze a smile: "What countdown?"

　　 Ning Xuan innocently pointed her hand to the air: "In the upper left corner, I saw a row of golden numbers, 00:59:59, constantly beating, 00:59:58, 57, 56..."

　　 Chen Mo touched his chest, his heart hurts! Sell ​​it! He can't see anything! Is he going to be abandoned by the world?

　　 Ning Xuan opened her eyes wide, and said innocently: "Brother? Don't you really have nothing?"

　　 Chen Mo hardened his scalp and forced his composure: "Huh? You look down on your brother too much, your sophons are all small characters, and your brother's father is called Zhidad for short!"

　　 Ning Xuan worshipped: "Wow, brother, you are so amazing!"

　　兹兹—

　　 The Spring Festival Gala is over. A middle-aged man with a Chinese character face is as cold as frost, and his sharp eyes are like a knife piercing everyone who is watching TV.

This middle-aged man with Guozilian said in a very cold voice: "Friends in front of the TV, don’t panic. I am Lei Dongtian, the leader of the special operations team. I believe that all of you have come into contact with Tomoko. A five-dimensional intelligent particle that surpasses earth science and technology. We have urgently convened outstanding scientists across the country to study Sophons. Therefore, before the official scientific conclusions are made, you must not make claims, and blindly follow the arrangements of Sophons. Don't go out, hide at home!"

　　 "Friends in front of the TV, don't panic, I am..."

　　 Lei Dongtian's words are repeated repeatedly.

　　 "Brother? What should we do, is it the end of the world?" After all, she was just a 13-year-old girl, and Ning Xuan held Chen Mo's hand tightly.

　　 Chen Mo was upset, but couldn't show it because he was Ning Xuan's brother.

　　 "Little fool, don't be afraid, everything will be fine if there is a brother!" Chen Mo's tone was relaxed and Ning Xuan's fear disappeared a lot.

　　 ticking, ticking!

　　 Time is like a reminder that makes the hearts of the two brothers and sisters hang in the air, restless, a good New Year’s Eve, a reunion dinner, and become a nightmare for the whole world.

　　 Chen Mo learned through the Internet on his mobile phone that it is not only China, but UU reading www.uukanshu.com Japan, South Korea, Europe and the United States, the world, all countries, everyone has seen the countdown! Only Chen Mo!

　　 If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!

　　 How could it happen that he didn't have it? Could it be that he is really an alien, this Sophon is useless to him?

"Brother! It's the last minute!" Ning Xuan bit her lip and buried her head in Chen Mo's arms. She didn't dare to open her eyes anymore. However, even if she closed her eyes, Ning Xuan still did. "Seeing" the countdown, this is the most terrifying part of Tomoko.

　　 00: 00: 10

　　 00: 00: 09

　　 00: 00: 08

　　...

　　00: 00:03

　　00:00:02

　　00:00:01

　　 Boom—

　　 is the harsh sound that penetrates the eardrum again!

Oh! Wow!

　　 Numerous exclamations and screams outside the window!

　　 Chen Mo boldly moved to the window and looked out the window, only to see that the sky full of stars was hitting the earth at an extremely fast speed, like brilliant fireworks covering the entire starry sky!

　　 "Hurry up! Hiding under the bed!" Chen Mo made a decisive decision and hid under the bed with his sister in his arms.

　　Hu! call! call!

　　 Chen Mo's breathing worsened, and his inner fear reached the extreme.

　　 One minute, five minutes, ten minutes!

　　 Except for people's exclaims, there is no imaginary earthquake, no imaginary sky and ground break!

　　 Ning Xuan said timidly: "Brother, my Sophon reminded me that there is an evolutionary ball 1km away from me. Let me quickly accept the first novice evolution?"

　　The Ball of Evolution? Novice evolution!

　　This...what are these special things!

　　 Chen Mo couldn't laugh or cry.