Lao Tzu is the Devil

　　 Ignoring Xiang Wanqing's stupefaction, Chen Mo returned to the dormitory humming a little song.

　　 Opening the dormitory door, it was dark, but Chen Mo, who had a keen sense of smell, had already smelled a familiar smell, and Shangguan Chaochao must be back.

　　 Close the door, turn on the light, Chen Mo is stunned! !

　　 It turned out that Shangguan Chaoyue hung a long black cloth in the middle of the room to completely separate Chen Mo's bed from her bed, and it was tightly covered, so that Shangguan Chaoyue's change of clothes was no longer visible.

　　 I have to admit that the most anticipated thing about going back to the dormitory every day is that I can see the glamorous scene of Shangguan transcending changing clothes. Cough! !

　　 "Shangguan Chaoyue! What are you doing?" Chen Mo asked Shangguan Chaoyue who was changing clothes after the black cloth.

　　 came the cold voice of Shangguan Chaoyue: "My body will not be looked at by a sinister and despicable villain like you! Don't even think about it in the future!!!"

　　 "Hey! Classmate! Do you speak truthfully? How am I insidious, cunning and mean! Besides, who, who wants to see your body, isn't it that you don't wear clothes in front of me every day!"

"You are sinister! You are cunning! You are despicable! In our dormitory for more than a month, you deliberately pretended to be weak and concealed your strength, causing me to lose face in the lift competition. In the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds dungeon, you took my first place. , I hate you! You are the stumbling block on my road to success! From today on, you are my goal to surpass, and I will definitely defeat you!"

　　 Shangguan Chaoyue is very abnormal tonight, his voice is biased from neutral to female.

　　 Chen Mo suffocated a smile: "Didn't you say that you are a man? Can a man speak so sissy!! Besides, where I pretend to be weak, I just don't have the opportunity to show my strength."

"I, I, I don't care! Anyway, from now on, I will never let you see my body again!" Shangguan transcended herself and didn't realize that since she was defeated by Chen Mo, her voice and behavior have been More and more feminine.

　　 "If you don't look, you won't watch!" Chen Mo took off his clothes, went into the bathroom, and started taking a shower.

Halfway through the bath, I found that there was no soap in the bathroom. I went, this Shangguan Chaoyue is so stingy, even the soap is put away, and the clothes racks usually have the personal clothes that Shangguan Chaoyue changed, and they are gone today. .

　　 No wonder that there seems to be something missing in this bathroom. It turns out that Shangguan's special deodorant that transcends the body is missing.

　　 "Hey! Transcendence! Do you want to be so unfeeling? We will sleep under one roof for more than a month at any rate. Well, let me use your soap!"

Shangguan Chaoyue flushed red, and said with shame: "You don't know how to buy it. You are not ashamed. A big man uses my soap. You beat me because of the smell of my body. I will never again. Let you smell me!!"

　　 That was the case, Chen Mo suddenly realized that Shangguan Chaoyue really thought that he was using her soap every day to smell her, so he found out where she was hidden and defeated her.

　　 "Good good! Girl Shangguan, from now on, I will never use your soap again!"

　　 Shangguan Chaoyue's face was flushed, red to the root of his ears: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not a girl!"

　　 "If you want me to stop talking nonsense, then can you tear this black cloth off, like a funeral, how unlucky!" Chen Mo walked out after taking a shower.

　　 Shangguan Chao Chao was upset: "Well, then you promise me that you must never tell my secrets, otherwise, I, I will fight you hard!"

　　 "Don't worry, handsome Shangguan, I am not such a despicable person."

　　 Chen Mo's voice just fell, wow——

　　The black cloth was torn off, and Shangguan's body beyond the snow white was exposed. Although the chest was wrapped in white cloth, he could still feel the turbulent budding inside.

　　 Especially Shangguan Chaoyue's flushed, aggrieved and shy appearance, for the first time made Chen Mo realize that this is a girl, not that arrogant man.

　　 "Don't look at it!" Shangguan Chaoyue was really getting more and more motherly, and he tumbled onto the bed and covered his body.

　　 Chen Mo suppressed a smile: "Shy! It's not that I haven't seen it before. I said Shangguan Chaoyue, you are really getting more and more motherly, this is not good!"

　　 Shangguan Chaochao was so embarrassed that he didn't dare to show it out: "I want you to take care of it! Sleep!"

　　 shook his head, women are really complicated, especially women who pretend to be men are more complicated.

　　 Chen Mo didn't bother to think about why Shangguan Chaoyue was so abnormal. He rolled over, jumped onto the bed, and went to sleep.

Ding!

　　 "Master! I have found the food skill information you want, I will pass it to you now!"

　　 Suddenly, Chen Mo opened his eyes! Looking left and right, it turned out that it was a dream just now, and I dreamed of the female elf Meimei.

Ding!

　　 There is another sound!

　　 A translucent display screen automatically appeared in front of Chen Mo, showing the skill data.

　　【Golden Egg Fried Rice】

　　【C-level food skills】

　　 [Effect: restore 1000 health]

　　 [Consumption: one egg, one bowl of rice; CD: 10 seconds; only one egg fried rice can be eaten within ten minutes]

　　 [Note: Store for up to 24 hours, and store up to 100 servings. Eating will not reduce hunger]

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　　【Aphrodisiac Scrambled Eggs with Chives】

　　【B-level food skills】

　　 [Effect: restore 2000 mana]

　　 [Consumption: a handful of chives and an egg; CD: 10 seconds; only one scrambled eggs with aphrodisiac and chives can be eaten within ten minutes]

　　 [Note: Store for up to 24 hours~www.NovelMTL.com~ Store up to 100 servings, eating will not reduce hunger]

　　 Fuck! !

　　 is really a food skill! One increases the value of health and the other increases the value of mana. Then I can prepare one hundred bowls of egg fried rice and one hundred aphrodisiac scrambled eggs with leeks, and then he can be used as an auxiliary, adding blood and blue to others!

and many more!

　　 Chen Mo suddenly reacted, this is reality, not the ball of evolution, how could the female elf Meimei talk to herself, is she in Sophon?

　　 "Mei Mei! Mei Mei!" Chen Mo shouted into the air.

　　 Guan Chaoyue on the other side slept like a dead pig, but was not woken up.

　　 "Mei Mei!!"

　　 After repeated calls, Chen was not sure that Meimei would not appear, but just now, he clearly heard Meimei calling her master, strange, so strange! In addition, Meimei said before that she was secretly helping herself to check the information, and all the signs showed that Meimei was abnormal.

　　 Chen Mo couldn't sleep anymore. I went to the evolution forum for a while and looked for posts about female elves. There were very few posts, and there was no such phenomenon as Chen Mo. There are still female elves in reality.

Chen Mo speculates whether Meimei has evolved and the permissions have also been upgraded. This can explain why she can secretly help herself to check the information. She may pass the message to herself through Sophon, but this is a violation of the program. It's fixed, so Meimei only passed one sentence.

　　 Alas, my head hurts. Chen Mo doesn't want to think about it anymore. When I enter the evolutionary ball next time, I will go to ask about Meimei.