Light of Konoha

"Could it be that she used to chase me so hard, not because I wrote her as a protagonist, but because I didn’t write enough? Then my next book Hehehehe..."

On the occasion of Jiraiya indulge in fantasy, Sōseki asked abruptly, "Jiraiya -sama, do you like Tsunade -sensei?"

"pu! "Jiraiya was so scared that she spit out, and looked at Sōseki in horror, waved her hands again and again, "How could I like Tsunade that violent woman? Ha, haha, hahaha, it’s not funny at all."

Looked Jiraiya's flustered look, Sōseki sighed in his heart. It seems that he has to work part-time as a neighborhood committee aunt!

Sōseki knows very well that lust is the nature of men.

Especially a veteran sp. like Jiraiya, simply can't persuade or beat him to make him look back.

There are only two ways to fundamentally cut off the appearance of those bad books.

One, cast him!

Secondly, put the shackles on this free-spirited man!

Thinking of this, Sōseki couldn't help but sigh in the heart, "In order not to let Kakashi, these high-quality tools, be poisoned, I really took great pains!"

See Sōseki silently Jiraiya himself is somewhat guilty, "Actually, I don’t mean that Tsunade is bad, but I can’t stop this person, a wandering and uncertain prodigal son who will only stop him when he dies. Footsteps."

Sōseki blinked, "Isn’t Tsunade-sensei hurt when he is hurt?"

Jiraiya stared, subconscious yelled, "Who dares!"

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Sōseki gave a meaningful smile, "The Prodigal Son?"

Seeing Sōseki's strange gaze, Jiraiya's face blushed, and he coughed twice, "haha, who can bully you?" She!"

Sōseki sighed, "If it is the previous Tsunade-sensei, of course there will be no problem, but Jiraiya -sama, you should also know the current situation of -sensei?"

Jiraiya rubbed his hands and said with a smile, "Isn’t there Sarutobi-sensei and Orochimaru!"

Sōseki looked at him straightforwardly. After seeing Jiraiya feel guilty, he said, " Okay, I’ll just be Jiraiya -sama. You don’t know anything. I can feel that -sensei wants to leave the village."

"If -sensei is hostile to blood phobia Shinōbi Village knew, they would not miss this opportunity."

Jiraiya was silent for a long time, and finally smiled bitterly, "You just want to push Tsunade to me?"

Sōseki tenderly said with a smile, "I just think that if it were Jiraiya -sama you, it should be possible for -sensei to really wake up from that nightmare!"

Listen to Sōseki's mention of that "nightmare" , Jiraiya pinched her eyebrows a little troubled, and then sat on the grass beside her in a very free and easy posture.

"Come and sit down, too."

Sōseki looks like a good baby and sits opposite Jiraiya.

"Actually, Tsunade had a sweetheart before. His name was Kato Dan. He was..."

"I know."

Jiraiya stared at her. "Tsunade even told you about this?"

Sōseki shaking one's head, "I learned from Shizune."

"Oh, the little girl next to Tsunade... …" Jiraiya said, suddenly her facial muscles twitched, "Wait, you told me so much, don’t you just want me to be your little girlfriend a bodyguard, right?"

Sōseki helplessly said, "Jiraiya -sama, what are you talking about? I'm only six years old!"

Jiraiya slanted his eyes, "You also know that you are only six years old? It's like an emotional expert. !"

Sōseki spreads out his hands, "Although it may be a bit rude to say this, but, Jiraiya -sama, what you have said to the girl, may not be as much as me?"

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Jiraiya covers his chest, it feels like something is cracking here!

Sōseki pursued the victory and asked, "Please remember again, how many girls have spoken to you more than ten sentences?"

Jiraiya opened her mouth blankly, obviously in her heart. The answer has been reached.

"Don't say ten sentences, it's the girl who talked to me more than three sentences, it seems that it is Tsunade, right?"

Thinking of this, Jiraiya suddenly woke up, "Could it be that in my life I don’t even have a choice?"

Seeing Jiraiya's troubles and gains, Sōseki also muttered in his heart, "There really isn't even more than ten sentences. I planned to set it at three. Ten sentences!"

Jiraiya hesitated for a while, and said with a rare twist, "You said, what kind of position is Shunade in Tsunade's heart?"

"It should be very high. Go high, after all, memories can beautify a person’s image."

Jiraiya's old face collapsed, "Then I still..."

Sōseki has some hate iron for not becoming steel Said, "What are you fighting with a dead person? Or, do you hope Tsunade-sensei is the kind of person who is so indifferent to forget the memories?"

Jiraiya suddenly realized, yes, if Tsunade Really forget the past, is that the Tsunade he knew?

Seeing that the fire is almost over, Sōseki launched his final blow, "I would like to remind you that although there are not many girls who have spoken to you, there are many men who want to communicate with Tsunade-sensei!"

Jiraiya's face turned dark, but I have to admit that as long as he is not afraid of domestic violence, Tsunade is indeed much more popular than him!

Thinking of this, Jiraiya can't hold back, "No, it seems that Sage has to take the initiative!"

"Would you like to give her something? But this Sir seems to be too There’s nothing you can do! Give her a toad? Or, give her my autographed book?"

Seeing Jiraiya eager to die, Sōseki quickly stopped him, "Jiraiya -sama, I still have something to ask you for help. During this time, you can also think calmly!"

Jiraiya muttered nodded, "You are right, I should think about it. Say it. Okay, what's the matter with you?"

"I always think he will die miserably!" Sōseki sighed in his heart and said, "I hope you can give me a few drops, Mount Myōboku's toad oil!"

"Oh, it's easy to handle." Jiraiya agreed casually, but quickly reacted, "Wait, Tsunade wants you to learn Senjutsu?"

"This is too It's messy, so you now..."

"Jiraiya -sama, you misunderstood." Sōseki said, "It's not for me to use it."

"It's not for you? "Jiraiya was taken aback, and immediately showed the old sp's exclusive lewd (harmonious) smile, "Is it because Tsunade wants to train Senjutsu in Shikkotsu Forest? Hehe, I don't know what she will look like in her transformation?"

Seeing Jiraiya all think of "uniform temptation", Sōseki quickly explained, "It is one of my students. One part of his Chakra Pathway is almost completely broken. It is very difficult to repair it. Only the gentlest energy can be used. It is possible to reconnect his disconnected Chakra Pathway!"

"Gentle?" Jiraiya grave expression, "But do you know that the extreme of gentleness is violent!"

"In other words, Natural Energy is too gentle. Once in contact, it may fuse you and nature in the true sense!"