Lisko’s American Life

Lisko hung up the phone and smiled at the two brothers hugging each other.

"Colt, do you like this job? You can continue to play football, which you love, and you can earn a lot of money."

"Of course, Lee, I appreciate it." Colt blushed.

"Colt, we're brothers," Lisko took out the checkbook and signed it.

"You can use the $50,000 first, repair the house, buy some daily necessities, and return it to me when you're done working." Lisko handed it over,

Colt murmured that he didn't know what to do, but the rooster took it over. He was just working now, and his salary was just enough. The big bonus had to be sold after cooling down the lavender oil, so he didn't have much savings to help his brother.

"Lee, this money is deducted from my share." The rooster stuffed the check into Colt's pocket and arranged it. "Go get some groceries, buy a suit, get dressed up for an interview in the afternoon, work hard, for Golly, for the family." The **** stared into Colt's eyes, and Lisko saw the usually bohemian **** at this moment as an older brother 's responsibility.

"The rest of the money to buy a used car, our football coach," Rooster jokingly tapped Colt on the shoulder.

Colt said his goodbyes and left happily. The rooster took Lisko to the cowshed. Today, a cow gave birth to a cowboy. He snickered a little bit, planning to let Lisko relive the pain of his childhood.

The two came to the cowshed. Dale, the veterinarian, was already standing by with a medicine box, and the cowboys were also waiting.

"Boss, Uncle Dale said, Tarr may have a difficult labor." David greeted.

When Lisko heard this, he turned around and kicked the rooster, "Fake squid, you did it on purpose."

The rooster jumped and ran away, covering his stomach with a smile on the other side of the cowshed.

The cowboys probably knew about it, and they all laughed together.

"Li, are you going to fight with your own hands again? Don't vomit this time." Uncle Dale was also joking along.

Lisko lived on a ranch when he was a child, and volunteered to help the family to earn pocket money during the summer vacation. His family happened to have a cow who had a difficult labor. At that time, the veterinarian was also Dale. He suggested that Lisko's father find someone to force the cow to give birth by hand. The specific process is to insert the hand into the body of the cow to help adjust the cow whose fetal position is not correct, to help the cow give birth smoothly, and to exert force when the cow loses strength.

At that time, Lisko was young and energetic, and he had to volunteer to help. Lisko's father also had some bad tastes. He wanted to see his son, who was both academically excellent and serious, had an embarrassment, so he offered one that Lisko could not refuse. Hundreds of dollars.

Of course Lisko had no way to refuse. That was a hundred dollars, which was a huge sum for him, who only had two dollars in pocket money on weekdays. Of course he didn't know his father's intentions, and thought it was very simple.

He vomited halfway through, and for several days he vomited as long as he smelled the smell of cows. From then on, he kept away from cows, and this incident became one of the few dark histories on his way of growing up.

"Go, Li, finish the things you didn't finish when you were twelve years old. Youth means leaving no regrets." Rooster laughed and joked on the side.

Cowboys also rarely want to see a boss who is serious on weekdays and feels a sense of distance make an embarrassment, so they also boo.

"Shut up, Rooster, you're dead, and David, stop shouting, you're a pervert who names every cow." Lisko was a little out of breath.

"You can't say that about BOSS. Cows are the greatest animals in the pasture. They can produce little cowboys." David was still explaining seriously.

"Don't delay, come right away, and the calf will die later." Uncle Dale urged, smoking a cigarette.

Lisko swept a circle of cowboys with hope, hoping that someone could volunteer to replace him. But the cowboys stared at the ground with a smirk.

Lisko was a little desperate, sighed, and took off the shirt he was wearing. After all, this shirt was bought for a hundred dollars. The cowboys saw Lisko's fair skin and regular exercise on his body. Out of muscle mass, whistled.

Lisko glanced at them angrily. Resigned, holding his breath, walked towards the cow.

The cow was screaming in pain. Lisko could see that the calf's body had been exposed a little. He gritted his teeth and inserted his arm into the cow's body. The smooth body fluid made him feel goosebumps all over his body. Facing the warm calf, he gritted his teeth and adjusted his body position hard, feeling the strength of the cow, and helped him pull a hand when he was exhausted.

The calf finally fell to the ground with his efforts. Lisko was exhausted. His face was covered in sweat, and there was an unknown viscous liquid sprayed by the cow. He vomited dryly. After a few moments, he ran to the tap, leaving behind the laughter of the cowboys.

Lisko frantically washed his face with the water pipe, and when he felt better, he immediately turned around and went home to take a bath.

He frantically washed in the bathroom, four or five times, and finally washed the sticky and smooth feeling from his heart. He took the precious perfume and kept spraying it on his hands until he could smell it again. Less than a bit of smell, the plum in the nasal cavity is full of thick and greasy fragrance, and it is a little less forceful to fall on the chair.

Lisko was not very angry, it was just a prank. After this time, he felt that the distance between himself and the cowboys was not so far away. On weekdays, when they saw Lisko, they greeted Lisko seriously and would not take the initiative to chat if there was nothing to do. .

Lisko was thinking about how to get revenge on the rooster. This loss should not be taken in vain. He must play tricks on the rooster and teach him an unforgettable lesson.

The next day, Lisko got up early, called a few cowboys, and quietly came to the rooster's dormitory.

Rooster now lives in a room by himself in the staff dormitory, and as soon as he walks to the door, he hears a deafening purr.

Lisko called David, and the black man Locke, and gently opened the door of the rooster's house. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

As soon as Lisko opened the door, he would be vomited by the smell, smelly socks littered everywhere, unwashed clothes that he had accumulated for a long time, and vomit on the ground when he was drunk. Lisko was sloppy. **** impressed.

The rooster was wearing yesterday's clothes, and he was still holding his stainless steel jug that never left his body.

Lisko was a little afraid to touch him, and made a gesture to David and Locke.

The two of them lifted up together with the bedding under them, one by one. The rooster is too dead to sleep. Lisko, who has played with him since childhood, must know about it. Fortunately, the rooster lives on the first floor, and it is easy to play pranks.

The two transported the rooster to the lake in the ranch, where the other cowboys were ready.

There was an air mattress borrowed by Lisko by the lake. The cowboys had already blown up. David and Locke put the rooster on the air mattress and slowly pushed it into the lake.

The lake water was surging, and soon the air mattress was in the middle of the lake. The rooster was still asleep and didn't notice it.

Lisko picked up Remington with a smirk and pulled the trigger.

"Bang,"

The rooster rolled over immediately, exactly as Lisko had expected, and rolled into the lake.

The icy lake water stimulated the rooster. He looked around in confusion. He saw Lisko holding a gun smiling and covering his stomach, and the happy cowboys beside him.

After being confused for a while, he roughly understood the situation. He pulled the air mattress with his hand, and helplessly unscrewed the stainless steel jug still in his hand and took a sip.

"Stingy Lisko, we're even."

Lisko waved at him and went back with the cowboys, leaving the rooster in the center of the lake begging for mercy, not pulling him back would be the ultimate trick.