Lisko’s American Life

Chapter 292: funny guru jimmy

Jimmy, who knows nothing about this, twists the throttle of his motorcycle.

"What do you think of this girl?"

Onegin touched Hammer next to him with his shoulder,

"Hahaha."

Hammer opened his mouth wide. He understood the meaning of Onegin very well. Regarding the joke, he said it was really funny.

Jimmy heard everyone's ridicule, but he didn't show any expression, he just thought that everyone was envious of his car.

As soon as the motorcycle was halfway through, the bee tilted its tail and climbed onto the front glass from the back.

"Um?"

Jimmy felt that his vision was blocked, but because Mu Feng was right in the middle of the bridge of his nose, he didn't see what it was for a while, just thought it was bird droppings on the helmet mask.

Living in the American countryside, this kind of thing is unavoidable. There are often cars parked on the side of the road, and after a while, I find that my windshield is covered with bird droppings.

"Fuck." Jimmy muttered softly, thinking about one more thing to be cleaned later.

It was only after the bee moved a little bit that he could see that the stain was alive, and that sharp tail needle was a lingering nightmare of his childhood.

When he was young, Jimmy was always the target of tricks in the circle of friends, because he looked stupid and stupid, so this is the only way to let others take him with him when they play.

I remember one time, under the instigation of everyone, Jimmy stabbed the honeycomb in the back mountain with a bamboo pole without any protection. He lay swollen in bed for a week before he dared to go out to meet people. Since then, he has been especially afraid of this kind of thing. Small creature.

"fuckfuckfuck!"

Jimmy was completely panicked now, and his car, which had been steady, had turned tossing.

"Hey, look."

Onegin, who was always watching him, was the first to find out about him, and he thought Jimmy was deliberately making fun of him.

"This brother is really suitable for clown performances, he is really suitable."

Onegin had already crouched down, amused by Jimmy's laughter.

"No, there seems to be something wrong with him."

Hammer squinted and looked at Jimmy who was getting further and further away from the route, instinctively feeling that something was wrong.

Jimmy is not a person who likes to be funny. Although he usually behaves like this, it is because he is serious about making mistakes, which is a bit funny.

"He has an accident."

Hammer put down his work and rushed out immediately, running towards Jimmy who had already plunged his head into the grass.

Onegin followed closely. The cowboys in the ranch had a good relationship, and there was no hatred to speak of. According to Onegin's own thinking, he also cared about Jimmy very much.

By the time the cowboys arrived and helped Jimmy, who fell from the ground, he had fainted.

When people encounter something they are extremely afraid of, they will really faint because of the intense emotional movement.

Hammer carefully inspected Jimmy and found that there were no wounds on his body. It was the soft and flat grass that resisted the impact, leaving Jimmy with no wounds.

After Ernegin took off Jimmy's helmet, the cowboys couldn't hold back when they saw the funny scene in front of them.

"Ha ha ha ha."

The laughter came and went, and even the most serious Hanbo on weekdays couldn't help it when he saw the situation in front of him.

The bee in Jimmy's helmet died after completing the mission, leaving a tail needle stuck in the corner of Jimmy's eye, and his left eye is now completely swollen.

The whole person, one eye is intact, the other has swollen into a pustule, and the original eye seam can no longer be seen.

"This child is really unlucky. Really, ask him to pray in church someday."

There was a smile in David's tone. Since he arrived at the ranch, Jimmy has added a lot of fun to the dull life here. He always has the ability to make everything very funny.

Perhaps Ernegin's mention of silver is right. He is really suitable to study and become a clown performer. A person like him will definitely be a big hit in that industry.

"What's wrong?"

Lisko was riding his white horse, and from a distance, he saw a man lying on the ground of the ranch. The cowboys were all around here, worried about what was going on. He happened to be patrolling the ranch by himself, so he drove his mount to come over to take a look.

"It's all right, sir."

The cowboys took off their hats, and David explained aloud.

"Our burlesque master, just completed a perfect performance."

Lisko looked down and understood the situation. He had also heard of Jimmy's daily anecdotes.

He carefully observed Jimmy's swollen lump and confirmed that it was just an ordinary bee, so he put down his worries.

In the United States, there are also many varieties of bees. Some bees sting people and make people susceptible to other diseases.

"How to deal with this?"

Lisko raised the whip in his hand and asked David.

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"Sir, we cowboys often encounter these situations. This kind of wound can be licked with the tongue of the cow. The saliva of the cow contains pain relievers and has the effect of detoxification."

"real?"

Lisko really didn't know this recipe, so he could only look at David with suspicion.

"No problem, sir, Hammer has undergone this kind of treatment."

Lisko turned his gaze to Hammer, who was on the side, and saw that he nodded affirmatively, so he did not continue to ask questions, it was not a big deal.

David didn't speak until Lisko completely disappeared from the sight of the cowboys.

"Come on, guys, let's get our pistachios into the bullpen."

The cowboys got busy.

"I bet~www.wuxiamtl.com~ He will be so frightened that he will faint again when he wakes up."

"I won't bet you on this kind of thing, he will definitely pass out."

When Jimmy woke up again, it had been a while, and the cowboys had withdrawn their attention to him.

He first smelled a familiar smell. When he was a novice, he used to come to the cowshed to clean it every day. Although there are many modern equipment in the pasture, there is always some smell in a place like the cowshed.

Then he opened his eyes with great effort, only to find that his vision was blocked, and the other eye could not be opened.

Then he saw a copper bell-like eye, a long tongue licking his face, and unpleasant mucus, which made him feel sick and want to vomit.

"Ah ah ah!"

The screams resounded throughout the bullpen, and when the cowboys on the other side heard the sound, they knew that Jimmy had woken up, and they all ran over in the mood to watch the fun.

"Stop barking. You've been stung by a bee, and you'll be fine after the cow's tongue has been added."

"Don't open your mouth, the cow is very good, it's not good if you scare it, then it won't necessarily lick where."

"You scared it, maybe it would run, and it would be miserable if it stepped on your stomach."

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