Lisko’s American Life

"Lisko's American Life (

"Okay, let's move on to the next topic, Li, is your new book going to be released at Christmas?"

Alan glanced at the cue card.

"That's right,"

When asked about the purpose of this visit, Lisko sorted out his clothes, and then answered in a serious tone.

"I believe that many people are still worried about Christmas gifts in front of the TV. Now you have a choice. You can buy a lot of Lisko's new books and give them to relatives, friends, bosses and colleagues. I believe this is a very stylish thing. "

Allen turned his head and advertised at the camera.

As the Ellen Show, one of the most popular talk shows in the United States, its host Ellen has a very high status in the entertainment industry. When other guests came to promote the show or new album, Ellen did not actively promote it. .

And the reason why she is like this is that she is attracted by Lisko's personal charm.

"Li, what is the name of your new book?"

"The Little Prince," Lisko continued, following Ellen's words.

"release date?"

"January 1st."

"What's the name?"

""little Prince""

The audience under the stage had already burst into laughter, and Ellen believed that even if the audience knew it was an advertisement when it was broadcast, they would not be disgusted by this behavior. She promoted it a few times in a humorous way, so that everyone could listen clearly.

"So this book is like a fairy tale, about a prince and a princess? Did the prince defeat the dragon, then rescue the princess, and the two live happily together?"

"No, not so,"

Lisko explained.

"It's about in the Sahara Desert in Africa: A pilot who made an emergency landing met a little prince from an alien planet. The little prince once visited six planets and met six people with different personalities on the six planets. people's stories."

"So this is a science fiction story?"

"No, I think it's still a fairy tale."

Lisko insists not to classify this book into the category of science fiction, and I believe everyone who reads it will understand his intentions.

While the two were chatting happily, suddenly, Lisko felt as if someone had touched his shoulder. Although it felt very strange, considering that the recording was currently in progress, in order to avoid interruption of the recording due to his own reasons, Lisko decided to endure it. , and then gently scratched with his hand.

"Um?"

Just after scratching, he suddenly felt that his shoulder was touched again. At this time, he couldn't help but turn his head, and suddenly a dinosaur head appeared in front of him that looked like a dinosaur from the Hollywood movie "Jurassic".

Originally, all of his attention was on Allen's question, but Lisko hadn't reacted yet. Suddenly seeing such a terrifying thing, his pupils widened and he jumped up.

"Mother Falk, what the hell."

"Hahahahaha."

The audience began to laugh, and when Lisko's mood stabilized a little, he looked at it again, and it was clearly a person wearing a toy dinosaur coat.

And this dinosaur doll, after scaring Lisko, didn't leave, stood there, and raised his jaw with a smile.

Li Ke saw the performance of Allen, the host, and realized that he was being tricked, so he could only helplessly shake his head with a smile.

He knew that Ellen Show had this link before, so he kept paying attention to it in the first half, but after the intermission, his originally tense nerves also relaxed.

Moreover, Allen is also very cunning. He spends a lot of time on the computer, and turns Lisko's attention to the problem, wave after wave, and has no intention to pay attention to other things at all.

And Lisko's reaction is exactly what Allen and the show team want to see. It's just a little joke in the recording of the show. Although Lisko is dissatisfied with being frightened, considering that it is under the camera, it is also Bad attack.

Lisko's foul language did not lower his image among the audience. The United States is very liberal in this regard. Lisko directly swears when he is frightened, which also lets the audience know that he is divorced from himself. It's not that far away, just like myself, an ordinary person who will curse when frightened.

And what Americans are best at is creating gods, such as Avengers, and so many superhero idols in DC. For many people, this is their god.

He is also very good at pulling God down from the altar, so that the audience knows that such a God, like himself, is a person with flesh and blood, family and affection.

And Lisko's performance will only make people admire his straightforwardness and true temperament, and no one will attack him with this rude excuse.

"Isn't it a surprise?"

Alan smiled and handed a glass of water to the frightened Lisko. Then he patted his shoulder comfortably.

"It was a real surprise."

Lisko took the water and drank it, he really needed a glass of water now to calm down.

After drinking the water, he asked without worry.

"I see the previous process, you will only play tricks once, right? It won't appear after that, right?"

This reaction caused a burst of laughter from the audience.

"Who knows? You're not an ordinary person. Maybe the show crew will set a precedent for you?"

Instead of answering directly~www.wuxiamtl.com~, Allen replied to Lisko's question with a wicked smile and winked at him mischievously.

Lisko smiled bitterly, knowing that he would definitely not be able to concentrate on the next recording, and at the same time gave a thumbs up to Allen's reply.

When he sat down helplessly, he found that the man in the dinosaur coat who scared him didn't leave and was still standing there.

"What does this mean, aren't you scared?"

While questioning Ellen, he looked at the dinosaur man carefully.

"It was also a surprise."

The more Lisko looked, the more wrong he got. He stood up and tried to unzip the clothes with his hands to see who was hiding inside.

The dinosaur man saw that Lisko was ready to get started, and immediately began to avoid.

Lisko saw the dinosaur man dodged. It was instantly clear in his heart that this dinosaur man was also a ghost. He took a few steps forward and caught up, then grabbed him and pressed him under his body.

"Let me see who it is."

Lisko pulled the toy coat away forcefully while avoiding the waving hand.

"Ha ha ha ha."

When the zipper was opened, a familiar voice sounded.

"Brother?"

Lisko couldn't close his mouth in surprise. The toy dinosaur man was his senior brother, Haas, who was supposed to be traveling in Europe. And Haas was wearing a decent suit, with sweat on his forehead, and his face was full of sweat because the coat was too hot.

"why you?"

Lisko stood up and passed his hand. Hass grabbed Lisko's hand and prepared to stand up.

"Crack."

When Haas straightened up halfway, Lisko let go of the hand he was holding, and Haas's body had no support and fell to the ground from mid-air.