Little Life on An American Ranch

  Chapter 452 is crooked

  After Wu Yong was dismissed, Jian Heng felt as if he felt lighter. He came to the door of the house, stretched himself, and then called Heidou to his side with a whistle.

  Just as he prepared the saddle for Black Bean, Daniel landed in front of Jian Heng with a fish in his mouth, and put the fish down after calling twice.

  Jian Heng stretched out his hand and patted Daniel's head lightly: "Now I'm not in that ravine anymore, I don't need to hold the fish anymore, I eat fresh ones when I want to eat."

The red-crowned crane has developed a habit in the valley. Every day, it will bring a fish to Jian Heng, and it is especially good at picking fish. The fish it chooses are not too big or small. Fish that weigh more than two catties and three catties are fine if they are released in China. A normal fish plate is placed on it, but the fish eaten by Jian Heng's family is usually not so small, at least six to seven catties is the starting point, and it is not a fish that can live. The big fish eaters are not Jian Heng and Barley and Wheat, but It's Pooh and instant noodles.

  Pooh will eat anything as long as it can be eaten. Except that he doesn't have the ability to eat the world with two tigers, he can eat everything.

Instant noodles are a true love for fish. In the past, they were eaten whether they were raw or cooked. Now that life is better, as long as there is cooked fish, they will definitely not eat raw fish, and the taste is the same as Jian Heng’s, like Braised in soy sauce is the favorite like carp, and steamed fish like tilapia are the most favorite, and they are becoming more and more picky.

  Daniel didn't know whether he understood Jian Heng's words or didn't understand, so he dropped the fish and listened to Jian Heng's nagging, then fluttered his wings and rushed into the sky.

Jian Heng looked at the fish under his feet, picked it up from the ground without even thinking about it, tore off a branch from the nearby branch, peeled off the stamen and left only the skin, and rubbed it twice through the gills of the fish. It went over, pulled it out of the fish's mouth, took two steps and hung it directly under the porch of your own house.

   Pulled out a small blade from the pillar of the gallery frame. This small blade was originally inserted on the pillar by Jian Heng casually, and its function was to kill the fish that Daniel brought!

  Used a razor blade to cut open the belly of the fish, took out all the internal organs of the fish, went to the lake and threw it into the lake, and then washed his hands on the shore of the lake.

   After washing his hands and standing up, Jian Heng found that the silver carp had swam to the shore at some point and was spitting water bubbles at himself.

   "I'm in a good mood today." Jian Heng smiled and pulled up his pants, then squatted down again, bent his knuckles, and tapped Yin Li's head lightly.

When the silver carp is happy, it will spit out water bubbles, and the happier it is, the bigger the bubbles will be. The strings made a sound like a pot boiling in the water.

  Knowing that Yinli is happy, Jian Heng doesn't know why Yinli is happy, but thinking that he was blocked at home by Wu Yong, a bastard, he felt a little aggrieved.

   "Hey, what do you think I provoked him, now I'm not as good as a fish!" Jian Hengchang sighed.

  Who knew that there was a reply at this time: "Don't you need to worry if you authorize the cattle and sheep to him?"

  Jian Heng was startled by the voice suddenly, looked at the silver carp anxiously and thought it was it speaking, but he quickly realized that when he turned his head, he found that Mai Mai was standing behind him at some point. Now this girl is having fun and foolishly. It seems that she was very happy just now by teasing Jian Heng with her throat held back.

  As soon as she stretched out her hand, she hugged Mai down her waist and sat on her lap, and tightly strangled her with both hands: "I'll let you skin, I'll let you skin!"

   Wheat couldn't stand Jian Heng's power confinement in a short time. Although Wheat is stronger than ordinary men, it is still not enough in front of Jian Heng. There is no way that this is gender anxiety, which is determined by genes.

   "I surrender, I surrender" Xiaomai said happily.

  Jian Heng vented his strength, but he didn't let go of Mai Mai. He stretched his hand along Mai Mai's clothes and began to scratch Mai Mai's itch.

Ha ha ha ha!

   "I was shocked, I even became a master of carp." Jian Heng said with a smile.

  Mai Mai was more afraid of this, and immediately said to Jian Heng: "Speak the business, talk the business!"

  Jian Heng still didn't let her go, but stopped what he was doing: "What's the business?"

   As he said that, he still scratched her armpits lightly with his fingers.

   "Sean and Simon want to come back," said Wheat.

  Seeing that Jian Heng was a little dazed, Xiaomai had no choice but to explain: "Sean Barrett and Simon Rogers".

   "The two of them have found sponsorship again?" Jian Heng heard that it was these two people, and couldn't help but think of the original fat guy and the skinny guy.

  I am deeply impressed by his image because the two used to be like the South Pole and the North Pole. One was fat and the other was skinny, and they became good friends. It would be impossible to forget them.

Mai Mai rolled her eyes at Jian Heng: "You are too contemptuous of people. The two of them have signed a contract to star in a TV series together. It is an HBO costume drama. I heard from them that after getting their salary this morning, they will directly call The phone is coming."

   "They can come here if they want. Didn't I say that they will always be members here?" Jian Heng said.

   After finishing speaking, he asked Xiaomai: "HBO's historical drama? It won't be "Game of Thrones", right?"

After hearing this, Mai Mai looked at Jian Heng with an extremely contemptuous look: "You... forget it, I have nothing to say to you, first of all, > is not a historical drama, and second, I said they The two are starring together, > is in a hurry to change the leading role now, it will be over soon!"

   "The two guys are developing pretty well?" Jian Heng ignored Mai Mai's contempt.

  Wheat said: "Didn't I let you watch the drama in which the two of them cameo last time? They performed very well in the drama, and then received an audition, and the producer of this drama is Peter."

   Having said this, Mai Mai tilted her head slightly.

  Jian Heng understood as soon as he heard it, that these two people have a little advantage over others. Not only domestic relations, but also the United States, as long as it is a human society, there is no escape from the relationship. Hollywood certainly can't escape, but Americans may be more realistic now. In many cases, the first priority is to look forward. But if it is on the same starting point, then relationships and connections are very important.

   "How about the investment in the play?"

  Wheat asked: "Are you ready to invest?"

   "How can I have this ability?" Jian Heng said with a smile: "I just want to make sure if this drama is enough."

  Wheat said: "With the two of them's current status, it is already good to have a movie to shoot. The protagonist of an HBO movie, even if they don't get paid, there are still people who want to act."

  Jian Heng laughed and said, "That's true!"

  Here, Mai Mai straightened up and sat on Jian Heng's lap like this: "By the way, the students want you to teach them two lessons."

   Jian Heng thought for a while and said, "Yes, I haven't taught them for a long time!"

   After thinking for a while, Jian Heng remembered that the last time he taught the students was several weeks ago. He thought that there were only a few days.

  As soon as I thought of how time flies, I suddenly thought of those sons and daughters who lived hundreds of years in the space, and my head suddenly became bigger again.

   "Then why do you decide when to go to class?" Xiaomai said.

Speaking of this, Mai Mai is a little jealous, not only the students but also Mai Mai knows that his men are more passionate in class, although he has a strong class and life is worse than death in class, but the students like to be "tortured" by him .

Jian Heng didn't think about going to class, but thought of his group of worry-free 'children'. He didn't know which nerve went wrong, and suddenly asked Mai: "You said that if I suddenly What will you do if you have a large group of children?"

  While hearing this, Mai Mai looked at Jian Heng in surprise, thought for a while and stretched out her finger: "Could you have donated sperm before, and now the child wants to meet your biological father?"

  Hearing what Mai Mai said, the black line on Jian Heng's head almost had no place to put it: "I said, what are you thinking about all day long, I'm nothing to donate!"

  Wheat listened and said very plainly: "Sperm donation is also normal, and it is also a good thing. I don't think there is any embarrassment in helping other people's families."

   "Okay, okay, can we not pay more attention to the matter of sperm donation? I said, if you suddenly have a lot of children, and the children are not young, what will you do?"

   "How big is it?" Mai Mai found this point of conversation very interesting.

   Jian Heng thought for a while and said: "The oldest one looks around forty, and the youngest one is about twenty years old."

   Thinking of the group of "children" that he couldn't reach in the "temple", Jian Heng suddenly wanted to rub his face against the ground.

Snapped!

Without waiting for Jian Heng to say anything, Mai Mai directly reached out and patted Jian Heng's brain: "You are stupid, how old are you? My son in his forties is about the same age as your father. How old is the difference between grandson and grandpa? I I just want to ask you, how did you give birth, did he give birth to you or did you give birth to him?"

   After finishing speaking, Mai Mai stood up from Jian Heng's lap directly: "I see you, you have been idle for too long, and I will teach the students this afternoon."

Watching the wheat walking towards the mountains, Jian Heng suddenly remembered that he still had something to do this afternoon, so he quickly said: "I can't do it this afternoon, I have something to do, let's do it tomorrow morning, leave it to me all day tomorrow, and I will come to work in the morning , in the afternoon, Mr. Yao will take his monastic class."

   "What class do you have from the afternoon?"

  Jian Heng said truthfully, "Dine with my sons who are in their forties!"

  Pfft!

  Mai was delighted to hear it, but instead of returning to Jian Heng, he cursed at Heidou who was provoking the mountains: "You and your master are not good birds!"

  Now Xiaomai can clearly express this sentence in Chinese. Anyway, the little girl Ningning learned it from outside, and Damai and Xiaomai will soon be able to.

  Hei Dou was scolded by Xiaomai for a while, his horse face was full of confusion, and he didn't know how to offend the hostess.

  Even so, Heidou still snorted a few times at the mountains like a **** who blocked the students at the school gate.

  (end of this chapter)