Little Life on An American Ranch

  Chapter 579 Two idiots

Jian Heng has already developed immunity to such strange eyes, so he doesn't care about the eyes of the couple, and the couple are obviously not very good at interpersonal relationships, that is, they have a lot of deficiencies in dealing with people, so She kept looking at Jian Heng, Damai, and Mai with a very special look for a long time.

  The two sisters were a little annoyed after being watched by the couple for a while, because no matter which country they are in, it is very impolite to look at people like this.

  Wheat frowned and said, "Do we have any questions?"

The couple were not stupid yet, after hearing Mai Mai's words and seeing the expression on Mai Mai's face, they finally realized it, Chen Wei immediately waved his hands and said awkwardly: "No, no, we didn't mean that, we just It's kind of weird, oh... no... not a little weird, not weird at all...".

   "Okay, they don't mean anything malicious." Jian Heng smiled and said generously to Mai.

   After speaking, he turned to Chen Wei and Yuan Weiming and asked, "Which university do you work in?"

  Sun Weiming said: "How do you know we work at the university?"

  Not only Sun Weiming, but also Chen Wei looked at Jian Heng curiously, as if he saw something very strange.

  Jian Heng smiled and said, "Guess!"

In fact, seeing the two of them reminded Jian Heng of a joke he heard before. The joke went like this: There was a couple with doctors who had been married for several years and had no children. Finally, they had no choice but to go to the doctor. The doctor found out that the female doctor was still a virgin. They thought that they could have children by sharing the same bed. Finally, the doctor pointed out a way for them to go to the park to observe how dogs make puppies, and to learn and observe. So the doctor couple went to the park to see it. as predicted! A few months later, the female doctor became pregnant. When the doctor saw them again and asked how the couple were doing, the doctor and his wife replied that the process of giving birth was very happy, but the park was too cold during this time. The doctor was speechless.

From Jian Heng's point of view, the two in front of him are almost the same as the doctoral couple in the story, and the accidents of human relations are still at the level of kindergartens like hello, thank you, sorry, it's really not surprising to say anything, because with two people His IQ couldn't think of anything wrong with these words at all, he just said what he thought.

"Then your guess is really accurate, we are from Jiangnan Agricultural College." Sun Weiming said happily. He really thought that Jian Heng guessed. down.

   "That's really a coincidence, Jian Heng is also from Jiangnan," Damai said.

   Right after Damai finished speaking, the couple showed their negative EQ again.

Chen Wei interjected: "None of us are from Jiangnan, we just study in Jiangnan and now work in Jiangnan Agricultural College. My husband is from the province of Shepherd and I am from the province of Ontario. Our subjects are both animal husbandry. His research direction is ...".

Chuchu Chen Wei introduced the majors of the two of them here, and you can introduce them as you say, but you must follow up with a sentence: "You may not understand, although the name of our major is a bit difficult to understand, but it It is very important, in the current animal husbandry technology... ".

   After talking for a long time, Jian Heng, Barley, and Wheat still didn't understand, because the only thing Jian Heng understood was that these two were professional talents related to livestock breeding.

   "Don't tell them such deep knowledge points, keep it simple and popular."

   After finishing speaking, Sun Weiming said to the three people: "It is how to make the female animal give birth to healthy calf."

  嘱, the woman's interpretation is extremely complicated, and the man's interpretation of his arrogance is that of a midwife.

   "Are you here for a trip?" Jian Hengxin said: You two don't explain, the more you explain, the more chaotic you are, and you could understand a little bit, but after you explained, you couldn't understand what you said at all.

   "Come out to relax, the work during this period is quite depressing," Chen Wei said.

  Sun Weiming listened to his wife's words, and sadly held his glasses on his face and nodded.

Jian Heng didn't have the heart to ask, but Mai Mai was very curious. After a while, Mai Mai could see that the two in front of her were completely half-stupid, and they didn't mean to be impolite. It's because they really don't know what they're doing is impolite.

   "Are you having trouble at work?" Mai asked.

Sun Weiming nodded: "The topic we applied for was not approved. If we want to have scientific research funds, we have to join other people's groups separately, but we don't want to do this. We want to study our own topic. We think it is very promising. Those who apply for their projects must have prospects... ".

   When it comes to work, Sun Weiming seems to want to pour out all the bitterness in his heart, and chats with Mai for ten minutes.

"Jian Heng, don't our dad and the others have a stud farm in China that is short of technical talents, why don't you let the two of them have a try?" Mai Mai was very enthusiastic, and when he saw two stupid people, he decided to help him For a moment, although she didn't understand why no one invested in a promising project (Mai thought that government funding was investment, she didn't know that a researcher running a project in China was very different from the United States).

  Jian Heng heard this and said: "What I want is an expert in breeding horses. Both of them are engaged in scientific research in universities, so they don't match!"

   "Horses? Or min-bred horses? That's almost the same as ours." Sun Weiming nodded and said.

  As soon as he finished speaking, Jian Heng suppressed his unhappiness in his heart, because Chen Wei directly stretched out his leg and kicked Sun Weiming.

  Sun Weiming looked at his wife with a puzzled expression: "Why are you kicking me?"

   This sentence immediately made Chen Wei blush. Intellectuals are shameless. Even the shameless people in the academic team are popular now, but this definitely does not include the couple.

When Chen Wei heard her husband's question, she immediately felt that Jian Heng and the others had seen through her little thoughts, so she smiled awkwardly at Jian Heng: "Then we won't bother you. There is time for everyone to get together when we return home.

   After speaking, Chen Wei pulled Sun Weiming and left.

  "What are you doing, in a hurry, I haven't explained myself to them...".

   Being dragged away by his wife, Sun Weiming muttered as he walked.

   "These two are really interesting, watching them is like watching "The Big Bang Theory"" Xiaomai laughed.

  Jian Heng joked: "You mean they are stupid!"

"I didn't say that, I meant that the two of them are interesting! By the way, why are you not interested in them? I think the level of these two people is good. They must have real skills in dealing with ordinary people who are stupid," Mai said. .

   "I'm so stupid, I'll go to my father's horse farm, believe it or not, just these two people can **** my father off?" Jian Heng laughed.

  Balley said: "How can you be so exaggerated?"

   "It's really hard to deal with two stubborn breeds and my dad's temper." Jian Heng didn't want to cause trouble.

  The three of them watched the game intently, and failed to win the championship when Barley came out. As soon as Damai's match is over, today's match is considered to be officially over, and the old and young men go home in their own vehicles.

  Back home, the sisters Damai and Wheat mentioned to Sun Xiuying that they met two idiots today.

  Sun Xiuying thought that what Mai Mai said was good, so she called Jian Zhenhua over. Jian Zhenhua was also curious, and when she heard what Mai had said about the two idiots, she nodded and agreed to meet her.

The current Jian Zhenhua exaggerates a little bit to say that if you are looking for talents, you are eager to find the right person, but there are too many academic bastards, people with good talk and skills, and people who can't do anything in their hands. Hearing what Mai Mai said, he became interested See you at the last one.

When talking about this matter, Jian Heng wasn't around. When he saw Damai and Wheat taking out his IPAD after eating, Jian Heng was ready to show his face to the side. After standing for a while, he went out to eat and drink. No, he really doesn't like listening to these women's conversations, it's too broken and jumpy, and ordinary men can't stand it.

When he arrived at the stables, he saw his own big fancy horse, and Jian Heng remembered that what he said about getting a horse to the ranch, he happened to be free today, so Jian Heng urged the big fancy horse to the depths of the pasture Walk.

  (end of this chapter)