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Chapter 112 Female Big Thirty!!

Ning Fei spoke.

“A certain otaku, working in a big city, sharing a flat with a beautiful goddess.”

“One day, the goddess suddenly asked him, do you have a battery, that kind of No. 5 battery.”

When the otaku heard this, he thought to himself, in these years, what can use the No. 5 battery? Alarm clock? No, now everyone has a mobile phone. ”

“Or a razor? It’s not right, this thing is charged, is it the kind of dongdong that girls love to use? ”

Speaking of this, Ning Fei bought a pass and said to the camera: “You can guess, what is this thing without electricity?” ”

The barrage floated by: “Is it the thing I imagined?” ”

“Some kind of electric toy, it won’t be pink, my girlfriend has a few ~.”

“Upstairs, tell your story.”

“Sleeping, I faintly heard the horn, the car is coming—is it?”

“Don’t open it, don’t open it, my parents are watching it with me.”

“Ning Great Demon King, don’t sell the guanzi, talk quickly.”

Ning Fei continued: “Thinking of this, the otaku was very excited, and immediately said that although he didn’t, he could help and replace the thing that had no electricity.” ”

“When the goddess heard it, she said that it was great, you come in with me.”

“The otaku walked into the goddess’s bedroom with excitement, and then…”

Ning Fei stopped in time: “Now insert an advertisement, quickly move the electric toothbrush, clean your teeth, and escort your health!” ”

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Ning Fei smiled evilly, breaking the chapter for a while, always breaking the chapter has been cool, and the resentment value is greatly dropped.

Barrage: “Insert ads at this time, bad reviews!” ”

“Mom, don’t sell the guanzi.”

“Lao Tzu’s pants are off, you can continue to say.”

“Is the next content a paid link?”

“Say it quickly, Ning Great Demon King, I picked up garbage and bought a machine for ten yuan, and now I am about to run out of money to get off the machine.”

“Talk quickly, don’t say that you will have one more black powder.”

“It’s dying, hurry up and continue.”

Ning Fei cleared his throat and said, “Then, the goddess said to the otaku, my electric toothbrush battery has run out, please help me clean my dentures, thank you.” ”

“The otaku was very angry, and immediately carefully cleaned the fake toothbrush with a toothbrush, which took more than an hour.”

Speaking of this, Ning Fei said seriously: “Think about it, friends, if the otaku in the story bought a fast-moving brand electric toothbrush, it wouldn’t take more than an hour to wash his dentures.” ”

“And the fast brand electric toothbrush has a built-in rechargeable battery, and it can be charged directly when there is no power.”

Charge for five minutes and can be used for half an hour, unlike some brands of electric toothbrushes that use an external AA 5 battery.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the grievance value from the audience +31W]

The barrage is full of complaints: “Nima, that’s it?” ”

“That’s it?”

“What about the hidden plot that is okay? Can I pay for it? ”

“Sure enough, it’s still the style of the Great Demon King of Ning, the turn is sharp and riotous, and if you don’t pay attention, you will be thrown off.”

“Slip away with your pants, waste my traffic, it’s not exciting at all.”

However, some people also paid attention to the point: “Where did the goddess get her dentures?” ”

Ning Fei saw this barrage and immediately said, “Alas, this friend asked the point, why does the goddess have dentures?” ”

“Of course, because the goddess does not matter age, as long as she is a rich woman, it is a goddess.”

The barrage frantically spat out: “Ning Great Demon King, is this what you are saying in your heart, should you be hinting at something?” ”

“Shock! A well-known anchor said what he said in his heart, which caused rich women to contact one after another. ”

“The rich woman’s favorite – the legend of the Great Demon King Ning.”

“Great Demon King, I advise you to calm down, don’t think about the rich woman, otherwise you will find that you can’t eat!”

“Rich woman is good, rich woman seconds, rich woman is really croaking!”

“The best of a man like Ning Great Demon King, I’m afraid that a rich woman with a net worth of hundreds of billions can cover it, right?”

Another audience ridiculed: “No, this rich woman is incense, but everyone can only accept forty or fifty years old at most.” ”

“Depending on how much money you give, if you have a lot of money, it is not impossible to be sixty years old.”

“The goddess rich woman in the mouth of the Great Demon King Ning has all the dentures, it must be seventy.”

“It’s not eighty, anyway, my rich nemesis can’t accept it.”

Ning Fei shook his head as he read the barrage: “Small, the pattern is small, friends, haven’t you heard that saying?” ”

“Female junior, hold the gold bricks.”

Women’s university thirty, send Jiangshan.

Three hundred women, send elixir.

The female university is three thousand, ranking in the immortal class.

The female university is 30,000, and the queen mother feeds.

The female university is 300,000, standing in front of the Buddha’s gate.

Three million women, you have the final say in the fairy world.

After this string of smooth words, the audience laughed badly.

“Niu Niu Niu, it turns out that the rich woman still has so many benefits, I realized.”

“I also realized that tomorrow I will promise our company’s cleaning aunt’s pursuit.”

“Wait, upstairs, Aunt Cleaner, you want it too?”

“Fool, Aunt Cleaning is a local, and the family rents out three buildings.”

“Ask for introduction, I can.”

“I can too, everyone competes for jobs.”

“No, Ning Great Demon King, the most in the human world is thirty years bigger, how can you pursue a rich woman who is 330,000 big?”

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“Seek the same way, I want to cultivate immortals.”

“Seek common ground.”

“If you don’t give a way to get off, you will be hacked in the future.”

Ning Fei replied: “How simple is this, take all the goddess statues home and offer, and burn incense every day to offer.” ”

If you are sincere, you can naturally move the goddess to mortal, if there is no goddess to support you, it means that your heart is not sincere enough.

“That’s right.”

Speaking of this, Ning Fei added, “Remember to buy a quick-moving electric toothbrush to clean the statue Oh, it’s very clean, the goddess may really be moved.” ”

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the grievance value from Shi Tian +9999]

In the conference room of Kuaidong Company, the boss Shi Tian looked resentful and stared at Ning Fei, who was talking eloquently.

“I’m really on my knees! This is really the first time I have seen such advertising. ”

Shi Tian sighed repeatedly: “I feel that our company is going to become a joke company, and I don’t know if the products will be sold in the future, alas!” ”

Hearing the boss’s words, the employees of Kuaidong Company instantly felt bad.

This fast-moving company sales have increased significantly, and they will benefit from it, promotion and salary increase.

Similarly, if the company’s products are unsold, they will also be unlucky, and maybe they may be laid off.

Thinking of this, everyone’s expressions when they looked at Ning Fei on the screen became unkind.

Damn Ning Fei!

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the grievance value +140W from all employees of Kuaidong Company]

On the stage, Ning Fei was stunned for a moment.