Live broadcast: The beginning of the game is a pair of a, and the little girl is crying and dumbfoun

Chapter 132: What Animal Hangs on the Wall!!

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The old audience laughed heartily: “There is no talent Ning Great Demon King.” ”

“If you don’t learn it, you won’t know it.”

“Ning Great Demon King’s mouth is still so damaged, don’t you worry about the new audience all running away” said and laughed upstairs, Ning Great Demon King still cares about this, people really can’t do it, they can go back and inherit tens of billions of family property. ”

“Jing, in this case, I also want to take it off.”

“Take the pass, take the pass, everyone resist the Great Demon King Ning together.”

The new audience scolded one after another: “What a crazy boy, who are you!” ”

“Handsome has a hairy use.”

“I can’t look at the little white face, the anchor I despise you.”

“Let’s disperse, anchor—don’t speak people.”

Ning Fei looked sincere: “Why do you say that about me, I’m telling the truth.” ”

“Speaking of which, you don’t know my story yet, I’ll tell it to you, do you want to hear it?”

When the old audience heard this, they were very curious and sent barrages: “If you want to hear it, hurry up.” ”

“Let’s talk about it, I also want to hear about the happy life of the rich second generation.”

“I’ll quickly write it down, and I can use it next time I go to the bar to brag about the girls.”

Ning Fei began to tell, and he looked embarrassed: “I was born more than twenty years ago, and it was thunder and rain that day. ”

“But when I was born, guess what? The sky immediately shone on my mother’s hospital bed, as if welcoming my birth. ”

Hearing this, the audience mocked: “You put aside here to tell religious stories?” ”

“Where do I seem to have heard this story?” By the way, it was at the meeting of the shoe teacher. ”

“Upstairs, you’re exposed.”

Ning Fei continued: “The nurse sister who delivered my baby fainted as soon as she saw me, and the last words before fainting were ‘Oh my God, it’s so handsome.'”

“She is not the last, doctors, nurses, as long as they see me, there is no one who does not faint, no way, my mother had to wrap my face.”

“When I was seven years old and about to go to school, but as soon as I reported to school, my classmates, the female teachers, cried and shouted that I would not marry.”

“Helplessly, I had to go home and hire a tutor to teach, and after more than ten years, I was really bored at home.”

“So, I traveled with my face covered and climbed the highest peak in the world alone.”

“There, I showed my face and yelled at the heavens, ‘Let me not be so handsome,’ and suddenly a voice sounded in the sky.”

Speaking of this, Ning Fei spread his hands: “Helpless, I can only accept this fate to come to Tanyu to start the live broadcast and share my handsomeness with everyone.” ”

At this time, there was not a single meaningful word in the barrage.

It’s all full of hahahaha.

This joke is the first time it has appeared in this world, and the audience is also hearing it for the first time.

So they all laughed.

It took a long time before a meaningful barrage appeared: “Laugh at me, why is the Ning Great Demon King so funny.” ”

“I almost laughed and scared my girlfriend.”

“It’s so much to play with the Great Demon King Ning, I thought he really wanted to talk about his growth experience” This paragraph will definitely become popular. ”

“Unexpectedly, Ning Shen not only can write songs, but also is a first-class good hand when it comes to telling jokes.”

At this moment, Ning Fei received a request from Du Xiaomei.

He didn’t hesitate to click to agree.

Dumb Xiaomei’s face appeared on the screen.

Du Xiaomei greeted happily: “Ning Fei, hello!” ”

Ning Fei glanced at her and shook his head, “Little sister, no wonder you are so happy, you still haven’t grown up.” ”

“What do you mean, saying I look young?”

Dumb Xiaomei smiled.

After all, when girls reach the age of twenty, they begin to hope not to grow old.

Ning Fei stopped talking and shook his head.

Du Xiaomei immediately reacted and looked down at herself.

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“Ning Fei!”

Du Xiaomei gritted her teeth, “You laugh at me again!!! ”

Ning Fei looked innocent: “I didn’t say anything, you made it up by your own brain” You clearly mean that! ”

“I didn’t, I don’t believe you asked the audience.”

Ning Feidao.

The audience had long mocked: “How can the old woman not die, it has to be said directly by the Great Demon King of Dening.” ”

“It’s called not being able to figure it out.”

“Old woman, admit it, you just don’t grow “big”

Ning Fei hurriedly said, “Okay, little sister, let’s talk about other topics.” ”

“Huh, what topic?”

Ning Fei said: “Let’s play brain teaser, the loser should stick a note on his face.” ”

When Du Xiaomei heard this, she became excited: “Yes, tell you, I’m very good at playing this.” ”

“Then come on, I’ll guess if you come up with the question first.”

Du Xiaomei immediately thought hard.

After half a ring, she said: “Let me ask you, there is a cobra in the forest, but he never bites, why is that?” ”

Ning Fei smiled disdainfully, and immediately said, “It’s so simple, of course, because there is no one in the forest.” ”

“Ah, how do you know?!”

Du Xiaomei’s whole person was not good in an instant.

“Because it’s so simple, of course.”

In the live broadcast room of Du Xiaomei, the audience laughed: “Knowing that the business crushed the senior stem is IQ crushing the yes.” ”

“Poor old woman.”

“It’s not that she has a big chest and no brains, why is this old woman not big and brainless?”

“It’s really puzzling.”

Continuously ridiculed, Du Xiaomei glanced at Ning Fei with resentment.

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Ning Fei coughed and said, “Don’t be angry, it’s my turn to make a problem.” ”

Du Xiaomei said, “You say, I will definitely answer in seconds.” ”

Ning Fei said, “Please listen to the question, what animals like to stick to the wall.” ”

Du Xiaomei immediately thought about it, and soon she replied: “I know, it must be a gecko, geckos like to stick to the wall.” ”

Ning Fei shook his head: “It’s not a gecko.” ”

When Du Xiaomei heard this, she couldn’t believe it: “No, how can the gecko be wrong?” ”

Ning Fei said: “The gecko is on the wall, not on the wall, don’t confuse.” ”

“That’s what I said.”

Du Xiaomei hesitated.

She had wanted to talk about flies.

But according to Ning Fei’s words, flies are obviously not either.

Because flies, like geckos, are picked up on the wall.

Ning Fei said again: “Let me give you a little more hint, this animal is very common, and it is very cute and fat.” ”

“Cute, chubby? Let me think, let me think. ”

Du Xiaomei thought about it.

Ning Fei said to the audience again: “Everyone can also help Xiaomei, let’s guess together, the wisdom of the masses is infinite, maybe you can guess it.” ”