live streaming! This parrot shows off

“Parrot, can you understand what I’m saying?”

Zhao Rongrong asked in surprise.

However, Lu Yuan did not speak.

He can pretend to be crazy and stupid, but he can’t really respond to Zhao Rongrong.

If he really said that he could understand what Zhao Rongrong said, I was afraid that it would cause unnecessary trouble.

After all, no animal has ever been able to truly understand what humans are saying.

The world’s smartest animals, after a long period of training, can only understand a few simple command words in the human mouth.

Lu Yuan didn’t want to attract the attention of the bigwigs because he was too high-profile, and locked him up for research…

Seeing that Lu Yuan did not respond, the netizens in the live broadcast room were also relieved.

“I said, how can a parrot understand a human being?”

“It must have happened just now, and parrots definitely can’t communicate with humans.”

“However, this parrot is already very showy.”

“Anchor, continue to teach the parrot to speak!”

……

Zhao Rongrong didn’t think much about it, and began to teach Lu Yuan to speak seriously.

“Little parrot, I’ll say a word later, you will follow along, okay?”

Hearing this, Lu Yuan really wanted to give this girl a roll of his eyes.

Really treat him like a three-year-old!

“What is good to teach…” Zhao Rongrong mused.

As an anchor, or in the process of live broadcasting, of course, she does not dare to teach bad things, nor those.

After thinking for a moment, Zhao Rongrong suddenly said: “Yes, let’s teach you a poem!” ”

“Ahem! Cough! ”

Despite the ridicule of netizens in the live broadcast room, Zhao Rongrong began to read poetry:

“Bright moonlight in front of the bed, parrot, read quickly!”

In fact, Zhao Rongrong did not have much hope for the live teaching parrot.

Because she has no experience at all!

It was only at the request of netizens that she did this.

Although she didn’t know much about parrots, she also knew that it was very difficult to teach parrots a human language.

Unexpectedly, her little parrot actually learned….

“Bright moonlight in front of the bed… Suspected to be frost on the ground, look up at the bright moon, and look down at home. ”

Lu Yuan not only learned, but also read the entire poem under the gaze of many netizens!

His pronunciation is not accurate, but it is also wonderful, plus deliberately shaking his head, quite a flavor, which makes netizens both surprised and happy.

“Groove? This parrot actually learned? Will you still rush to answer? memorized the whole poem…”

“Cowhide! Not a word wrong! ”

“Routine! It’s all routines! It must have been taught by the anchor in advance! ”

“Anchor, send the school to school, don’t delay your child’s entrance to university!”

Lu Yuan has actually been paying attention to the live broadcast room.

Seeing the barrage of netizens, Lu Yuan smiled secretly in his heart.

Where is this? Just shocked you?

Then, under the gaze of thousands of pairs of eyes, Lu Yuan spoke again:

“The meaning of this poem is that there is a girl named Ming Yue, who took off her essence in front of the poet (bright moonlight in front of the bed), her skin was as white as frost on the ground (suspected to be frost on the ground), the poet looked up at the bright moon girl (raised her head to look at the bright moon), looked down but remembered her wife who was far away in her hometown (bowed her head and thought of her hometown)… This poem reflects the poet’s ambivalence as a wandering man, wandering alone outside, looking for flowers and asking for willows!! ”

Quiet!

There was silence!

Netizens were stunned!

Zhao Rongrong was also stunned!

Even the hidden supertube was dumbfounded, staring at the computer screen like a ghost.

A moment later, the barrage in the live broadcast room erupted like a flood!!

Thousands of netizens are frantically sending barrages!

Those lazy cancer netizens who dived were also blown up by Lu Yuan’s distorted poetry….

“Lying groove Nima, I just heard right!”

“Show! This silent night thought, there is actually such an explanation? ”

“This parrot is showing Tai Nima, showing it makes my scalp numb!”

“My mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast…”

“I’ve seen countless old drivers drive, but it’s the first time I’ve seen parrots driving and driving so steadily…”

“Kneeling, I feel that my college degree is not comparable to a parrot!”

“The first time I knew that “Silent Night Thoughts” still had such an explanation, I gained insight…”

“As a doctoral student, I am already on the ground!”

“A parrot can’t be so smart, someone must have taught him!”

“Anchor, did you teach it? I didn’t expect that under your pure exterior, there was actually the heart of an old driver? ”

“Didi, drove the car!”

“Even if someone teaches it, this parrot can remember so many words, it is quite awesome!”

“Nima, I’m going to get out of the car, this is not a car to kindergarten!”

“Powdered, this parrot will be my idol from now on!”

“+1 upstairs!”

“Haha, I know that this parrot is not ordinary, just turned on the recording function, and will make a short video to send to Douyin!”

“Lying groove, now turn on the video, is it still time?”

……

The barrage in the live broadcast room is simply hot.

Dense, all bullet screen fonts.

It is clear that the live broadcast room with a thousand-person level of popularity, the number of barrages is a big anchor with more than 100,000 popularity.

And as the anchor of the live broadcast room, Zhao Rongrong, her beautiful face was full of confusion.

Zhao Rongrong was really confused!

She swore that she had never taught the parrot such a dirty misinterpretation of “Silent Night Thoughts”.

Such an explanation, even she heard of it for the first time.

And the parrot has always been at home….

So, where did the parrot learn these fallacies ??

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