live streaming! This parrot shows off

“Lying groove, this sentence seems simple, but it actually contains great wisdom!”

“You taste, you taste carefully, you will find that this sentence seems simple, but in fact it is not simple at all!”

“Lick the dog, lick to the last nothing… If you think about it, isn’t that it? ”

“Yes, many men are obedient to women and take care of them, but unfortunately in exchange for unpretentious, maybe they will be plucked by scumbags!”

“I myself have had several girlfriends, according to my experience, Xiu’er is right, women, you must not be too accustomed, otherwise they will not take you seriously at all!”

“That local tyrant named Feng Shaoyu, hearing what Xiu’er said, what do you think?”

“Are you focusing on the wrong point? Shouldn’t you be surprised that this phrase actually came from the mouth of a parrot? ”

“Don’t make a fuss upstairs, this is Xiu’er’s basic operation!”

“It’s too naïve, this parrot is smart, but what he said, someone must have taught him!”

“So the question is, who taught him? Should the streamer say something? ”

“The anchor looks dumbfounded and stupid, he shouldn’t be able to say such a big thing, right?”

“Besides the anchor, is there anyone else teaching this parrot?”

……

Lu Yuan’s words resonated with many netizens.

Because what he said is the crystallization of the wisdom of countless earth netizens in his previous life, it naturally makes sense.

But.

The netizens in the live broadcast room did not believe that this was created by Lu Yuan.

After all, in everyone’s cognition, a parrot can say so many things, it has already exploded.

Create your own classic discourse?

People without great wisdom cannot do this.

Zhao Rongrong saw the barrage in the live broadcast room, and quickly shook her head and said: “Water friends, don’t misunderstand, I don’t know where the little parrot learned it, what he said, I heard it for the first time.” ”

Later, Zhao Rongrong asked Lu Yuan again: “Little parrot, netizens want to know, where did you hear what you said?” ”

Lu Yuan blinked, decisively pretending to be crazy and stupid, not making a sound, pretending not to understand…

The forced capital has already been loaded, and it is not necessary to admit that these are simply not necessary.

As long as netizens think he is very showy and become his fan.

As for the misunderstanding of netizens, Lu Yuan didn’t care at all, he just wanted prestige.

Other than that.

Netizens mistakenly thought that someone taught him, maybe it also saved Lu Yuan some unnecessary trouble.

Live Room:

“Xiu’er stopped talking, didn’t you understand the meaning of the anchor’s words?”

“Sure enough, this parrot’s performance was rehearsed in advance, and I said that a parrot can’t be so smart.”

“It turned out to be acted, so the local tyrant who sent the super fire, is it a dog support?”

“Doggy! Hammered! ”

Feng Shaoyu: “What about Tonyma the dog?” Look at my account level before speaking! ”

“Even if it is acted, the performance of this parrot is so good that it explodes.”

“+1 upstairs, I’m already a fan of this parrot anyway.”

“With the fan, Xiu’er is really showy.”

……

Zhao Rongrong looked at the barrage, her face was confused, and she glanced at the little parrot strangely.

Whether it is acting or not, no one knows better than her.

“Stinky sister, what do you see? Brother is hungry, go get food! At this time, Lu Yuan spoke.

Hearing Lu Yuan’s words, netizens burst into laughter.

“Xiu’er is awesome, domineering side leakage!”

“Hahaha, this parrot is indeed very dick, which makes the anchor so domineering!”

“666…… This tone, this attitude, reminds me of my mother. ”

“Envy, I want only such a parrot too.”

……

Compared with the joy of netizens, Zhao Rongrong was simply angry to explode.

Dead parrot, actually called her smelly sister again!

Moreover, in front of so many netizens, he called her….

Am I not to lose face?

“Food on the living room table, go get it yourself!” Zhao Rongrong’s silver teeth clenched and resolutely refused!

Unexpectedly, Lu Yuan was really obedient, and flew out of the room directly to the living room.

Lu Yuan didn’t mean to find trouble, but he was really a little hungry.

Now Zhao Rongrong was a little dumbfounded.

She knows very well that netizens have been staying in the live broadcast room to watch the live broadcast, in fact, mainly to watch the parrot.

Without the presence of the parrot, she was not sure to retain netizens.

However, she had just been tough, and in a blink of an eye, she admitted it, and she was too slapped in the face.

After thinking about it, Zhao Rongrong said: “Water friends, the little parrot has gone to eat, let’s wait for him, and then I’ll sing a song to everyone!” ”

“Don’t, anchor, I don’t want to hear you sing…”

“As an old fan of yours, I know your singing level very well.”

“Let’s eat live Xiu’er! I want to see what Xiu’er eats every day. ”

“+1 upstairs!”

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