live streaming! This parrot shows off

Hua Feng couldn’t laugh or cry.

This parrot…

Who raised it? It’s actually so big and small, let yourself call him a brother?

Although this parrot is very skinny, the IQ of this parrot surprised Hua Feng.

Can you understand what he says and still have a conversation?

It’s so weird!

After thinking for a moment, Hua Feng began to tease this parrot.

“Little parrot, you want me to call your brother? How old are you? Am I older? ”

Hua Feng is almost forty years old this year, and he does not believe that this parrot is older than him.

Unexpectedly, this parrot actually opened his mouth and said: “Do you have the ambition to understand in high school?” There is no learning or childhood, the master is the first, I am better than you, you have to call brother! ”

As soon as these words came out, Hua Feng was suddenly struck by lightning, and he was so shocked that he stood on the spot! ! !

His live broadcast room was also like being thrown into a bomb, and all netizens were scorched and tender…

“………”

“……”

“Excuse me, did my ears just hallucinate? I think I heard that parrot say something amazing! ”

“It’s not an illusion, I heard it too…”

“Nima, lying groove, this parrot is fake, right? Is it a prop sent by the program team to help the fun? Deliberately disguised as a parrot? ”

“Upstairs, have you ever seen such a well-disguised prop? Is it the same as the real thing? Just spread your wings and fly down? ”

“Unbelievable, so hard to believe, this parrot is simply godly!”

“Aspiring not at an advanced age? Learning is not long, the master comes first… Which big guy said these words? What an inspirational classic! ”

“I haven’t heard it either, these two sentences are too classic, and they will be my life motto in the future.”

“It’s too showy, this parrot, who is his owner? I want to visit his master, and if I can teach a parrot to say such things, it must be a knowledgeable reclusive boss! ”

“I think what is even more powerful is that this parrot actually knows to use these two sentences to refute Brother Feng, which is simply too showy!”

“Finally understand why this parrot can be on the top of the hot search…”

“Hahaha, a group of scumbags, now you know how powerful Xiu’er is, right?”

“Looking for Xiu’er’s master? Xiu’er’s owner is actually a silly white sweet anchor, and when Xiu’er leaves, you can see it when you come to the No. 6 live broadcast room. ”

“However, the two sentences Xiu’er said just now are indeed very powerful and classic!”

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Not to mention Hua Feng’s fans, even Lu Yuan’s fans, they were surprised and excited when they heard those two sentences just now.

Even people without education can hear the great truth contained in these two classic sentences!

People who do not have great wisdom will never be able to speak.

(PS: In parallel worlds, there are no these two sentences)

Hua Feng was shocked for a long time, and finally came to his senses.

He looked at Lu Yuan seriously and spoke: “Little parrot, when you go back later, please tell your master that there is an actor named Hua Feng who wants to visit him.” ”

Actor?

Lu Yuan remembered that a few days ago in the lounge of the airport, he seemed to have seen the person in front of him, no wonder he had some impressions.

I remember that at that time, when this person appeared, the pie was quite large, and those popular little fresh meat took the initiative to stand up to show respect.

In this way, the person in front of him should be a big-name actor?

Perhaps, he has a lot of fans?

Then you have to show a wave of operation yourself!!

Strive to attract all his fans, become his own fans, and increase his reputation!

“Brother Sheng, I will help you convey it!”

When Hua Feng heard this, he couldn’t smile bitterly.

Although this parrot is amazingly smart, it is also too skinny!

I really don’t know how his master trained him like this.

Remembering what the parrot said just now, Hua Feng asked: “You just said, you are better than me, aren’t you?” Where are you awesome? ”

Lu Yuan saved his mind to show it, and without saying a word, he walked to a small tree with thick calves, and with a strong beak, he pecked at the trunk…

“Click!”

A loud bang.

The calf-thick tree broke in response to the sound and fell straight down.

Hua Feng was taken aback!

The fans in his live broadcast room were almost scared:

“Groove, this parrot… Too ferocious, right? ”

“Nima? This destructive power? Really fake? ”

“I said how this parrot hunted the senpai, I didn’t believe it when I watched the video, but now I believe it…”

“Who can withstand this Nima? No matter how powerful the Sen Grasshopper is, it can’t withstand his peck! ”

“You say, if this parrot pecks Boss Hua Feng, what will be the consequences?”

“Haha, what consequences can there be, don’t you know in your hearts?”

“It’s so showy, it’s the first time I’ve seen such a powerful parrot, it’s smart and powerful…”

“Upstairs +1, is it number 6 live? I’ll check it out later! ”

“Go together, I was attracted to this parrot…”

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At this time, the stupid big man in the air couldn’t wait.

It grabbed a hare and kept hovering in the air, still quite tired.

Seeing that the eldest brother was delayed, Xiao Ash, who did not understand the reason, had to land from the air.

As soon as he fell to the ground, he saw his eldest brother “show his might” and peck off a tree, which startled Little Ash.

“Gooo

Little Ash shivered, and a cry of submission and fear came out of his mouth.

Big brother is too ferocious!

If you bite it, will it still die?

Its cry was heard by Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan immediately turned around and said to Little Ash, “Little Ash, come here!” ”

Big brother spoke!

Little Ash immediately jumped over.

It’s not that it doesn’t want to walk well, it’s really a hare on its paws, and it doesn’t want to let go.

Coming to the eldest brother’s side, Xiao Ash immediately took the initiative to lower his head and gently rubbed Lu Yuan’s paws with his head to show submission.

Hua Feng, who had just recovered from his shock, saw this scene, and suddenly fell into a shocked mood again, stunned.

A big “eagle” who looks fierce and flatters a parrot to show his surrender…

This picture is very contrary to how you look at it.

But now, Hua Feng understands this “eagle” very well and understands why it did so.

That parrot, it’s so fierce!

Hua Feng’s live broadcast room:

“……”

“？？？”

“Please tell me loudly, is there something wrong with my eyes?”

“This Nima… I’d rather believe that I have a problem with my eyes too. ”

“Groove, what the hell is going on? Even if this parrot is powerful, there is no need for an eagle to kneel and lick like this, right? As a race of kings in the air, what about your kingly momentum? Did you feed the dog? ”

“Obviously a king, but doing the thing of licking dogs… Oh, as if the word licking dog was also the first thing this parrot said. ”

“This parrot is amazing!”

“What about the big guy who just said that the eagle is the parrot’s little brother? I’m sorry I just sprayed you, and now I finally know I’m wrong, this parrot is really awesome! ”

“Fan, from now on, my idol, one more animal!”

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