live streaming! This parrot shows off

There are generally two ways to make multimedia speakers:

1. Add a filter circuit to the ordinary home audio, and then play back the heavy bass with a large speaker. Its advantage is that the effect is good, and the disadvantage is that the large speaker is inconvenient to use.

2. The advantages of self-made amplifiers and speakers are flexible and convenient to use and good sound quality. The disadvantage is that it is difficult to make.

The White Rabbit speaker, on the other hand, has no obvious defects, is small and has a perfect timbre.

If it can be mass-produced, it will cause a sensation in the speaker production community.

But it is very difficult to create a speaker assembly line, and Lu Yuan does not want to hurt his mind and bother to do these useless things, so he put this aside in advance.

Although the beauty potions produced by the two systems and the white rabbit smart speaker drawings are good things, they do not seem to be of much use at the moment.

But no one can say whether it can be used in the future, especially beauty potions, there are too many people needed in this world, and countless people with impaired looks can only undergo surgery helplessly, but they cannot return to youth.

The sequelae of surgery and stiffness of expression are even harder.

Bored Lu Yuan looked at the hot search…

Hot bar wore a high slit long skirt to the first place.

The hot bar in the photo is beautiful, the body is a perfect S-shape, the skin is delicate and fair, and the long legs look thrilling.

She is still the dream lover in the hearts of countless men.

But Lu Yuan could see that there was something wrong with her face, that is, her skin felt a little unhealthy.

Ordinary people absolutely can’t see it, but Lu Yuan has more than a thousand spiritual power, and his observation ability has long exceeded the scope of animals.

But this doesn’t seem to have anything to do with Lu Yuan, too lazy to care…

But if you think that one day you will become a person, if you become a person one day, wouldn’t it be beautiful if something intimate happened with the hot bar?

Just do it, Lu Yuan knew where the hot bar lived, so he flew to her house.

As a result, as soon as he flew out, a fishing net came head-on and caught him.

With Lu Yuan’s current physical fitness, let alone a small fishing net, I am afraid that even if it is a net made of steel knives, he can easily shatter and escape.

But Lu Yuan didn’t do this, he wanted to find out who was behind the scenes, so he came to a plan.

The two people pulling the fishing net were obviously extremely excited.

“Now that he is rich, Professor Li promised that as long as he catches this bird, he will give us one million each.”

“Yes, get rich, get rich, so cool!”

“Didn’t Professor Li say that this green parrot is very smart and powerful, and it was actually caught by us so easily.”

“I guess he is just bragging, saying that this parrot has a high IQ, I look dumbfounded?”

“But don’t say, this green feather is quite good-looking…”

“It’s a good fart, who likes green? Do you like being green…”

“Of course I don’t like it, I just think his feathers are green and green…”

……

The two were extremely excited and got into the car and drove to the place designated by Professor Li.

Soon to the place, Professor Li was wearing a white coat, glasses, and long, messy hair, proving that he had just come out of the laboratory.

Professor Li was extremely excited when he saw Lu Yuan.

“Hahaha, I wanted to catch this little parrot for a long time to study, but I didn’t expect to finally get my wish today, and you did a good job.”

“Professor Li, isn’t it time to honor the benefits you promised us?”

“Of course, of course, I still have this bit of credibility, as long as I study this parrot thoroughly, these two million are simply not worth mentioning.”

“Thank you, Professor Li.”

“Thank you, Professor Li.”

……

“Professor Li, how do you want to study me?” Lu Yuan’s cold voice came, startling the three.

“Hiss… This bird really has an IQ…”

“No, no, this bird can actually understand what we are saying?”

“Good, good, since you are so smart, I naturally want to study you well, the first step must be observation, slice or something is not a last resort to do, hehe.”

Professor Li was very excited to say three good words in a row.

“Professor Li, how about we make a bet?” Lu Yuan said lazily.

“Hiss…”

“Oh my God…”

“I’m afraid it’s not hell, a bird will bet with people…”

All three were shocked by Lu Yuan, and their pupils trembled, and Professor Li was the first to react.

“Okay, I’ll bet with you, what do you want to bet?”

“I bet you won’t survive tonight.”

“Fart, a bird is a bird, net bird talk.” Professor Li was furious and put Lu Yuan in a titanium cage.

This Professor Li seemed to still attach great importance to Lu Yuan, and actually sent him into such a strong cage.

Soon the two fur thieves retreated, and Professor Li took his assistant into the sealed laboratory, of course, Lu Yuan also brought him in.

This Professor Li does not seem to be a serious person.

That assistant was very young, actually wearing a miniskirt, his figure was very plump but not fat, and Lu Yuan’s blood boiled when he saw the peaks and valleys.

It looks like a female nurse in an action movie, don’t mention how good-looking.

Lu Yuan didn’t turn into a parrot before he did the same to the nurse on the computer screen…

Ahem…

“Hanrui, you make movements first and see how this parrot reacts.”

“Yes, Professor Li.”

Duan Hanrui first pursed her red lips and gave Lu Yuan a flying kiss.

“Beauty, you seduce others like this, does your mother know?” Lu Yuan came directly.

Duan Hanrui’s face turned red, this parrot is interesting!

Although Duan Hanrui dressed like that, in fact, she was a conservative girl, just naturally liked to wear uniforms and be naughty, and kissed Lu Yuanfei because she thought of him as a bird, if she really let her kiss a man and kill her, she wouldn’t dare.

As far as Professor Li is concerned, he only knows about experiments all day, and he can’t take care of his hair, how can he violate women.

“Hahaha, this bird’s IQ is really high, I used to only see his performance on live broadcast and that time, I always suspected that it was trained, but I didn’t expect it to be true, Hanrui, stimulate this bird again.”

“Okay, look at me.”

After Duan Hanrui finished speaking, he spun around in place and deliberately bent over Lu Yuan so that Lu Yuan could see clearly.

“You smelly woman, stimulation is not so stimulating, aren’t you afraid that I will eat you?”

“Haha, interesting, interesting.” Professor Li was amazed.

“Eat me, how did you eat me with a bird, if you can become a human, what if I let you eat it?” Duan Hanrui was afraid that he was clearly bullying Lu Yuan.

But Lu Yuan was also a feast for his eyes, such a beautiful one for him to see, making him feel so refreshed…

……

“What flew down from the sky, could it be a note thrown by a bird, there can’t be such a magical bird in the world, right?”

“But what if it’s Xiu’er?”

“What? Do you know Xiu’er?

“Of course, sometimes I also watch Douhu live broadcast, that Xiu’er is really a show, and it is very likely that he threw a note to us.”

“It was indeed the note I sent you.”

A voice suddenly came.

“Xiu’er…”

“Parrot!”

Several police officers screamed.

Looking at the male and vigorous, a green-haired multicolored macaw, several policemen were shocked.

Lu Yuan helped the police do good deeds not once or twice.

Catch the thief…

Catch human traffickers…

There are too many, but it is rare to help the police catch murderers like today.

“Hehe, a few police comrades, actually know me, sweep away crime, and apply for justice is what I should do.”

Lu Yuan ran the train with his mouth full in front of him, and he simply came with his mouth open.

Who called him Lu Yuan a genius with an IQ of more than 200?

Snap …

Several police comrades clapped their palms.

“I see you guys went to a lot of police over there, what are you looking for?”

Lu Yuan began to probing.

“Someone loses … Trace…”

“Xiao Zhu…”

One policeman was about to speak out, but was interrupted by another person.

Because they had a confidentiality system, they couldn’t talk nonsense about the case, so Lu Yuan’s temptation failed.

“He’s just a parrot, why not talk about it, maybe the parrot will help us solve the case?”

“No, this is an intelligent parrot, and he leaked the case with him, and he can’t eat and go.”

“Is it so evil? A bird can also reveal the facts of the case? ”

“Don’t you believe you can test him?”

The two policemen who led the team whispered the results.

“Master Parrot, we are handling a case, what are you making trouble with a parrot?”

One person began to test Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan’s physical fitness has been greatly improved, and he can hear them even if they speak a little quieter.

“Handling a case? What is the meaning? ”

Lu Yuan pretended not to understand.

“Our law enforcement? You know? ”

“And what is law enforcement?”

Land still had a curious tone.

“Then how do you know the words sweeping away evil and upholding justice?”

The policeman asked strangely.

“Because Zhao Rongrong told me, she said that she would arrest the bad guys, sweep away the evil, and uphold justice…”

The more Lu Yuan pretended, the more he looked, and it was difficult for several policemen to argue whether it was true or false.

“It seems that this parrot’s IQ is only a little stronger than that of ordinary birds, much worse than people, and he doesn’t understand what no one teaches?”

I feel the same way.

“Then do you want to tell Professor Li’s case to him and ask him to help us solve the case?”

“That’s not okay, and I don’t feel useless, a bird, how can it be investigated.”

“Well, let’s check it ourselves, but this big living person is missing, there is no trace, it’s hard to check?”

“If you can’t check it, you have to investigate, it’s our duty…”

Lu Yuan listened to their words and made a few judgments.

First, they still have a clue about Professor Li’s disappearance.

Second, since there is no clue, then they must not have found out about a billion things, but why can’t such a large amount of money be found? Lu Yuan was puzzled?

“Comrade police, since I can’t help, then I’ll go first, goodbye.”

“Goodbye parrot.”

“Goodbye Xiu’er.”

Looking at the green parrot rising into the sky, several policemen sighed with emotion.

“This parrot is really good-looking, and it seems to be very smart.”

“Yes, who can raise such a parrot, life must be a lot more fun.”

“This time Parrot helped us catch a murder fugitive, I have a bold idea…”

“Let’s hear it…”

“Balabala…”

“Balabala…”

After communicating with several policemen, they came up with a very bold idea…

When Lu Yuanfei went home, Zhao Rongrong had already got up, but she probably didn’t want to go out, and she hadn’t even changed her pajamas.

Although he watched Zhao Rongrong go away every day, Lu Yuan felt that he couldn’t see enough.

Because it’s so pretty!

This reminds him of a song from Traversal:

‘Love you a thousand times and don’t get tired, love you feels like March …”

Change to Lu Yuan’s mood is:

‘I don’t get tired of watching you a thousand times, I feel like I’ve beaten chicken blood…’

As soon as Lu Yuan flew in, Zhao Rongrong hugged him…

Hiss……

Fragrant……

Refreshing……

Soft……

Lu Yuan felt that such a woman was still very good, at least for himself.

“Little parrot, why are you naughty again, where did you run early in the morning?”

“I went out to find out the market?”

“What is the market?”

“House, car, I have inquired about the price, buy a house and a car in the future, so that I can marry you as a wife.”

“Tell crazy things, how can a parrot marry me? I would like to marry, but can you marry? ”

Zhao Rongrong was talking to Lu Yuan’s head Mosuo…

Lu Yuan was so excited that he almost had a nosebleed…

This…… It’s too exciting…

Lu Yuan felt more and more that it was good to have such a woman…

“I’m talking about the future, maybe I can become a human in the future?”

“Little parrot, don’t scare me, a parrot turns into a human, isn’t that like a monster in a TV series? Cultivating adults, it’s scary to think about? ”

“What’s scary, you see there are many good yokai in Tanzhai, sometimes the yokai are cuter than some people?”

“This is also…”

Hearing this, Zhao Rongrong fell into deep thought…

Lu Yuan didn’t know what she was thinking, but it was estimated that it would be related to herself…

“By the way, little parrot, I always feel wrong about transferring those billion billion? Let’s call the police, right? I’m afraid I’ll be found out, and I’ll have to go to jail? ”

Zhao Rongrong suddenly remembered the thing of that billion…

This is a billion, not a million, not ten million, not a hundred million, not a billion…

What is the concept of billion?

You can build five-star hotels in small and medium-sized cities, or you can build smaller Wanda Plaza.

Ordinary people can live a life of drunken gold every day as long as they build a square like a large square and come out and collect rent every day.

So Zhao Rongrong will be afraid, which is understandable.

If a billion is dirty, a little more serious, may eat a peanut rice.

This matter is indeed Lu Yuan’s carelessness.

Killing is killing someone, and what account is transferred, it is simply leaving the evidence yourself.

But there is no regret medicine in the sky, this transfer record will always remain in the bank’s transaction records, and you can’t erase it if you want to!

“Don’t worry, there is absolutely no problem with this money, don’t worry, I won’t harm you, trust me.”

Lu Yuan could only pat his chest to assure!

After all, one person carried everything!

“There really won’t be a problem, we’ve been getting along for so long, what do you say I have done to you?”

Lu Yuan then persuaded Zhao Rongrong.

That’s not true, but this inexplicably turned around a billion and scared me.

As Zhao Rongrong spoke, she couldn’t help but hug Lu Yuan a little tighter.

“Hiss… Not…… Not…… Not…… How did you block my mouth and nose? ”

It took Lu Yuan a lot of effort to break free from that D-type!

It’s simply…

But overall it’s cool!

“Ah, parrot, I’m sorry, I’m so excited.”

“Let me down, hold me like this again, you have to hold my little life.”

“Well…”

“Don’t think about it, my little parrot will definitely not pit you, let’s buy a big villa to live in.”

“This is not good, this money is not clear, just spend it like this, will there be a problem?”

“What’s the problem, with my parrot to bear, what are you afraid of?”

“But if you buy a big villa, cleaning is also a problem, it’s too big to clean and how troublesome is it?”

“You call this poor people’s thinking, do you understand?”

Lu Yuan began to brainwash Zhao Rongrong.

“Poor people’s thinking, what do you mean?”

Zhao Rongrong’s face was puzzled.

“Poor people’s thinking is thinking about the same problems as you, buying a big villa to clean is too troublesome, buying a car has to be maintained, buying an airplane and hiring a pilot, this is all poor thinking? Do you understand? ”

“I don’t understand much, I was confused by what you said.”

“People who can afford a big villa, won’t they hire a nanny for cleaning? If you dislike that it is inconvenient to have a nanny at home, then you can ask a cleaning company to clean it, right? You can’t think about such a simple thing, what is not the thinking of the poor? ”

“It seems to make some sense, I have so much money on my card, I’m afraid of this, it’s really …”

“Haw”

Zhao Rongrong hugged Lu Yuan and kissed him fiercely.

Hiss……

This woman really doesn’t treat me as a person, kissing and hugging…

It’s simply…

It’s uncomfortable, but it’s cool!

Cool with uncomfortable, uncomfortable with cool!

“I think what I said makes sense, let’s go, let’s go buy that Yunshan villa, I see that place is very good.”

In fact, Lu Yuan flew in the air and saw a murderer and his mistress together.

He speculated that there must be many beautiful women in this villa community, and it is estimated that there will be a lot of fun living in such a community.

“Okay? I heard that the villa area has a bad name? ”

Zhao Rongrong’s face was full of doubt.

“What’s the name? How did I not know. ”

“I heard that the villa area is called Ernai Village, and the women living there are all Ernai, if we live there, if others treat me as that, wouldn’t it be a shame?”

“Oh, it seems to make sense, so where do you say to buy it?”

“Go to the East Lake villa area, I heard that where do many stars live? Being a neighbor with a celebrity, it’s cool to think about! ”

‘East Lake Villa Area? ’

‘Isn’t that a hot neighborhood?’

As soon as he thought of the hot bar, Lu Yuan’s heart was overwhelmed, and the hot bar was good for him!

It was really cool to be able to live in a neighborhood with a hot bar.

“Okay, let’s go to the East Lake Community, and leave now.”

“Okay.”

East Lake villa community, the hot bar lived in the first phase, has long been robbed, and now the opening is the second phase, but there are countless celebrities and big names want to buy.

Rich and powerful, who doesn’t want to be neighbors with big stars?

So in this way, the villas in that place are very tight, although they are sold openly on the surface, but in fact it is difficult for people without power to buy.

Zhao Rongrong and Lu Yuan rushed without inquiring clearly about the situation, and it was estimated that this matter would not go too smoothly.

Soon arrived at the second phase of the East Lake villa community, sure enough, this place was crowded, and countless rich people squeezed their heads to buy it.

Zhao Rongrong had already prepared and opened a live broadcast on the Douhu platform, ready to buy a villa live broadcast on the spot.

Unfortunately, there are too many people buying houses in this sales office, and people like Zhao Rongrong who have no appointments and no acquaintances to introduce them, and the sales office is not staffed to receive them at all.

In this way, the audience watching the live broadcast is not happy.

“What kind of bird sales office is this, and the parrot master actually doesn’t accept it when he comes?”

“The people in this sales office must be fools and don’t understand the bullpower of Parrot Ye!”

“This ghost place was added to the blacklist by me, and I won’t buy a villa here in the future.”

“Upstairs+1”

“Upstairs+2”

“I said that your style is not right, with a salary of 3,000 yuan a month, is it stupid to worry about the affairs of big anchors with income of hundreds of millions?”

“You’re a black fan, give me a rough roll.”

“Yes, black powder is thick, we are Xiu’er’s true love fans, no matter what he does, we support it, what is wrong with worrying about him?”

“It’s not a shame for me to receive a salary of 3,000 yuan a month, and it doesn’t hinder my love for Grandpa Parrot.”

“You kind of sunspot shouldn’t come to this live broadcast room, get out…”

“You are really a group of brain-dead fans, people who eat radishes and worry about eating dragon meat…”

“Hmph, you must be new, we have been in this live broadcast room to support Parrot Ye.”

“I bet with you, as long as you watch more of Parrot Ye’s live broadcast, you will also unconditionally support Parrot Ye?”

“+1 upstairs.”

“+2 upstairs.”

“Okay, bet on it, what do you bet on?”

“If you lose, use boiling water to scald XX, if I lose, use boiling water to scald XX, how, dare you bet?”

“This is too ruthless, boiling water is hot, that’s not a waste, I’m afraid…”

“Fear +1.”

“Let’s be realistic, who loses to Parrot Ye to get a super rocket, a super rocket is 5,000 yuan, your two months’ salary is enough?”

“This, it’s too expensive…”

“You’re also afraid of TM, just get out of this live broadcast room, don’t come to BB Lai Lai to annoy people?”

“Yes, black powder is rolling?”

“Get out…”

“…”

“You guys are too deceitful, I bet…”

The black fan was enraged and ready to gamble.

This can make the old fans in the live broadcast room happy.

“Haha, it seems that this must turn black into powder.”

“I also think that there is no room for black fans to survive in Xiu’er’s live broadcast room.”

This kid is now distressed about 5,000 yuan, and after becoming a true love fan, he is afraid that he can’t brush a little…

Lu Yuan looked at these dense barrages and smiled…

This sunspot made the grandfather laugh!

Of course, Lu Yuan is still very sympathetic to the weak, if this person really only has a salary of 3,000 a month, he doesn’t want him to brush Super Rocket.

After all, Uncle Lu has many ways to make money, and if he wants to earn the money of the rich, the money of the poor is not to mention that he is not at ease.

Seeing that there was no reception at this sales office, Lu Yuan couldn’t help but secretly shake his head.