Liyue Fengxiangren of the original god

Gu Sanqiu held Hu Tao by the shoulders and turned her around, took off the hat and put it on his head, then began to comb her hair.

"Are you cleaning up? It's okay to mess up your hair like this at home."

"You care about me, and what about the magical comb you promised me?"

"Well, I don't even think about it unless you tell me, here you are."

Gu Sanqiu freed his hands and took out the magic weapon and handed it to Hu Tao.

"Absolutely high-quality magic weapon, each tooth of the comb can be disassembled and used as flying swords and flying needles for combat, and the overall conversion efficiency of elements is very good."

Gu Sanqiu thought for a while: "Well, to be honest, if you are hungry in the wild, grab the prey, slice it, put it on a comb to heat it, and add seasonings. This is a miniature barbecue grill."

"But remember to wash it after use."

Gu Sanqiu put the hat back on Hu Tao's head: "Based on your habits, I seriously doubt that you will go out with hair that smells like spiced barbecue."

Hu Tao grinned: "It's rude to say that to a girl!"

"The premise of being impolite is that it is really impossible for that girl to do that kind of thing, but please, can our Master of the Rebirth Hall ask himself?"

Hu Tao successfully fell into autism. She has never won Gu Sanqiu in verbal fights since she was a child, and she has a pure negative record.

Every time what Gu Sanqiu said was closer to the truth, and it hurt my heart.

"Okay, I've finished what I have to say."

Gu Sanqiu turned around and ran away: "I withdrew, and I won't have to go to my house to look for me in the near future. It must be impossible to be at home."

"Wait a moment."

Walnut ran over, then reached out and took out the goma stick.

"I know that with my current strength, I can't fully utilize his power, but I think you should need it."

"Need not."

Gu Sanqiu patted Hu Tao on the shoulder: "When did you see me do something that I wasn't sure about? I had so many hole cards that I could use them as mahjong tiles."

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Hu Tao was taken aback for a moment, then raised a very obvious smile.

This time, the great Master of the Hall of Rebirth is about to stand up and become the master, and the negative record from childhood to adulthood is about to usher in a glorious change!

"Yes, you never do things you are not sure of."

Hu Tao snorted twice: "Back then, you and Xing Qiu cut a small hole in the wall of the women's bathhouse, then covered it up with something, and sold it secretly among some lecherous groups."

"Not only are you selling, but you also charge by the hour, and you even have to keep the location of the hole a secret, or you will report to others, because you already have the customer's family information."

"I'm so prepared, Qiuqiu."

"You two's big money-making plan failed before it even started. It's all thanks to Sister Ningguang and Sister Beidou."

"I've also heard that if it wasn't for the fact that some habitual offenders were caught because of this incident back then, it is absolutely impossible for the two of you to get over this incident just by being severely beaten."

"At that time, everyone was still a child, you two just want to make money and go crazy!"

Gu Sanqiu covered his face with his hands, then squatted down, and finally lay down directly.

For the first time in his life, he lost in the language confrontation with Walnut, or it was simply a big failure.

"Who told you this?"

Hu Tao raised her head proudly: "Sister Beidou, once I told her that I had never won a quarrel with you, and she quietly told me this. I have to say that you and Xingqiu brothers were really outrageous when they were young."

I'll go, it's Miss Beidou.

Gu Sanqiu was expressionless, really wanting to dig through the bottom of the Death Star.

Hu Tao looked at his little friend with a slight look of disgust in his eyes.

"Because Sister Beidou told me that this is just one of the absurd things. Why did you have to have trouble with this kind of thing before?"

"Of course it's because there is no barrier to entry for this kind of thing, and the payback period is extremely short. It's quick money. No!"

Gu Sanqiu came to his senses, now is not the time to explain this, or he has already found a reasonable reason to escape!

"I'm leaving, goodbye, the light of the new era is still waiting for me to welcome it."

Hu Tao curled her lips: "The light of the new era, why don't you say that Qixing is still waiting for you to inherit the ruling position of Emperor Yanwang, and then lead Liyue to a new era."

"This can't be said casually."

Gu Sanqiu broke into a sweat, then smiled and waved to Hu Tao.

"Although you already guessed that I wanted to find a reason to change the subject and slip away, I didn't lie to you."

"I'm really going to witness the dawn of a new era."

"Only by witnessing the coming of the times and keeping up with its pace can we ensure the smooth operation of many things."

To put it simply, although I am not very interested in the adventurous life of the golden retriever and the emergency food couple, but the other party's movements must be grasped.

At least he can analyze where this guy's next disaster will be based on his movements.

Although Liyue doesn't have a paparazzi, he has many intelligence spies with high professionalism, not to mention that he has members of the Ten Gold Association who can be used. Wanye and Minglei are not vegetarians either.

Moreover, with the golden retriever's miraculous passivity of "chaotic wherever it goes", investigating the other party's movements does not require multi-professional personnel at all.

Of course, if this guy lights up most of the teleportation anchors and flies around, that's another story.

"Tch, I will go to Sister Beidou to ask more questions later, to hear what else we don't know about you and Xingqiu."

Hu Tao now seriously suspects that the two Qius did countless ridiculous things when they were young, and they were even able to directly publish a book called "Liyue Port Ridiculous Travel Notes".

"This is unnecessary."

Gu Sanqiu disappeared with a smile, and flew in the direction of Mengde. The route he passed was still in the direction of the official road of Guiliyuan and Dihua Prefecture.

Of course, it's not that he doesn't want to walk in a straight line, but that if he walks in a straight line, there is a high probability that he will collide with the snow-capped mountains. The harsh sky and climate make the area of ​​the snow-capped mountains a forbidden area in the sky.

Although the harsh weather can be offset by the rock ridge shield, it is not impossible to fly in a straight line.

But he wasn't interested in that weird Nail of Cold Sky at all.

This kind of thing that is closely related to high-level bosses, it is better to avoid it as much as possible.

Well, the golden retriever is about to come out anyway, so why not just let him step on mines? (cross out)

Gu Sanqiu clapped his hands in satisfaction, as expected of me, this method of letting the golden retriever go ahead is simply too convenient.

In the worst case, I would give more compensation to Mo La, gold, silver and jewelry. If it is not possible, some secrets that can be revealed can also be used as rewards to bribe the golden retriever.

Old man, Wendy and the others didn't say anything, didn't tell you anything, let you go to the copy and read it slowly?

It doesn't matter, come, the handsome, intelligent and perfect person of Fengxiang will tell you.

Come, come, come, Uncle will show you a big baby~(Unzip the zipper.JPG)

But we still have to carry forward the best traditions of a Liyue people, there are gains and losses in following the contract, is this the truth, right?

The condition is that you can use your powerful aura of luck as the protagonist to go to thunderstorms.

Gu Sanqiu said that I have written the script for you, and I will wait for the protagonist to enter the stage.

A friend recommended me to see Gu Jian, who has a communication disorder. I read it and told him that you may not meet a Gu Jian when you walk 800 miles, but you should be able to meet someone who looks like a male protagonist if you walk 800 meters. Ordinary people who have no friends and are excluded are just like our autistic campus life. Then my friend broke the defense and threatened to expel my two-dimensional citizenship, saying that it was because of this that I was always single. Today is also a day to break the defense _(:з」∠)_.