Long Live the Counterattack

the next day.

　　 Early in the morning, Brother Nongmei called and complained: "Lin Dong, you can solve the problem with your fists, but don’t be so big, the boss above can’t stand it!"

　　 "The only thing you have to do now is to award me a good citizen award." Lin Dong was still sleeping in a daze, and he immediately hung up when he heard that it was the thick eyebrow brother.

　　 "..." Brother Nongmei was sweating half to death.

　　 This big case broke out in Gold Rush Town, and it also involves foreigners. The bosses above did not sleep well all night. Brother Nongmei didn't sleep well either. He didn't sleep well because he had been busy all night. He just finished processing and called Lin Dong when he was free. I wanted to talk a few more words and vent the pride of cleaning up foreign devils all night and solving the whole big case perfectly, but I don't know that this kid is not cooperating at all.

　　 Lin Dong slept three poles before getting up to eat breakfast.

In the whole room, the only one who is lazier than him is the little lazy pig from Chu Linger. She actually got up later than him... Seeing other cute goods, she woke up before six o'clock and had a good time with the squad leader. Early for a table, there is still a lot left when Lin Dong's gluttonous food is finished.

　　 "Pack, let's go drifting!" Chu Ling'er couldn't forget to play. As long as she mentioned playing, she would immediately become alive and well no matter what state she was in.

　　 "I'm just waiting for you!" The squad leader squeezed her little cheek angrily.

　　 "I'm ready a long time ago, let's go now!" Chu Ling'er felt that she was full and her whole body was cute. There was no problem in starting immediately.

　　 "Look at you, you are still wearing pajamas..." Menghuo felt it shame to know this kind of girlfriend.

　　 "I'll change my clothes right away." Chu Ling'er was not only wearing pajamas, but also a kind of slightly transparent pajamas. As soon as she sat down, Erlang's legs were raised, revealing the HelloKitty inside. Fortunately, Lin Dong couldn't see it from this angle, otherwise Menghuo would have to stand beside him and be the girl of the wall. Qianjun frowned. She felt that if her sister looked like this, she would have to lift it up and throw it to the garbage recycling station downstairs.

　　 I am a bodyguard!

　　 Qianjun said silently in his heart several times, but his emotions were finally suppressed.

It’s okay at night because the second person needs it, but in the daytime, it’s not the turn of Lin Dong, an unlicensed guy, to drive. Just kidding, there is a police officer every five hundred meters on the highway to Qinglong Gorge. The treatment is so beautiful, Qinglongxia and Gold Rush Town may not allow outsiders to enter!

　　 "Seven men are jealous for one woman, and they will fight until dawn in bed." Chu Linger took today's Dongshan Daily, and the title on the main page on it was simply deadly. The squad leader and Menghuo looked over and found that it was a vigorous love story. It was said that there were seven infatuated foreign devils with different identities and statuses, but at the same time they loved a big Yanma deeply, and they have been chasing after the country of the United States to the country of the rabbit. In Dongshan Gold Rushing Town, a foreign country, the fire of love among the eight people erupted, like a volcanic eruption, and like the Yellow River bursting its bank. It was uncontrollable, and a thrilling, song and tearful love story was staged between them.

　　 These seven infatuated men, in order to obtain the most beloved woman, made a shocking decision both at home and abroad. They decided to fight on the bed. With the condition that the ultimate victor gets the beauty, they fought an unprecedented ultimate chaos. As a result, after the decisive battle until dawn, the seven idiots who won or lost were all exhausted, and finally died. Seeing the tragic death of seven lovers, the **** cried so much that she secretly hung herself in the window of the love hotel, and died for the lovers.

　　 As the saying goes, "Seven cows and one angry become a beauty, ploughing a field all night; sweating and going back together, deep love will accompany you to sleep." "This touching love story without borders finally illustrates the truth: as long as the cow is exhausted, there is no bad farming.

"Impossible!" The squad leader's first reaction after reading it was to feel that today's editor-in-chief of Dongshan Daily must have had his head caught by the door before he came to work, otherwise he would not be able to write such a brain-dead story. The most terrifying thing is that this ridiculous story is still on the front page.

"How can't it be? Look at this woman, it's a big Russian bear. According to the physique of a female bear, two or three men can kill in seconds. At least seven or eight men can deal with it. I think it's very reasonable, and sometimes more The more ridiculous stories are true, what do you think Mengmeng?" Chu Linger argued from the perspective of combat effectiveness and judged that this love story is true.

　　 "I seem to have seen it somewhere..." Moe Huo muttered to herself, she remembered seeing a similar version before, ah, by the way, the Seven Dwarfs and Snow White!

　　 "You mean seven gourd babies and snake spirits, right?" Chu Ling'er responded quickly.

　　 "Haha!" Qianjun, who was driving seriously, was also amused.

　　 "Could it be that Brother Nongmei called, just want to tell me this?" Lin Dong was almost stunned by thunder, can it be handled like this? Very good, I am convinced, Brother Nongmei! Are you sure that the gunman who got the ghostwriter did not write the female honor at some point?

　　 Don't care about Lei Bu Lei, anyway, this big case in Dongshan has become a gossip that the people like to see and hear. As for the truth, what is it? Is this important?

　　 Because of this news, the sales of Dongshan Daily tripled.

　　 This is also the editor-in-chief who has been thought by countless people that his head is either flooded, kicked by a donkey, or caught by the door... the only comfort in my heart! He estimated that he had to be careful when going out in the future. If he was recognized, he might worry about whether his idiot would be contagious.

　　 Nimei, this is a manifestation of the power of river crabs! You guys know something about wool!

　　 Although the big case has become a piece of news, there is still a riot in the gold rush town.

　　Many police|Uncle Cha is dealing with it.

　　 Of course, many unseen things were also picked up by Brother Nongmei by the way. This is his coolest place, so he can just clean up some foreigners. Now, regardless of your identity, at this juncture, even if you are from the embassy, ​​you have to bend down and show me the chrysanthemum. Don't pick up soap or pass all-round inspections. Don't leave.

　　 District Chief Xie, who is in charge of Qinglongxia and Jintao Town, was like an ant on a hot pot at this time, but Brother Nongmei didn't look at him from the corner of his eyes.

　　 District Mayor Xie feels that this time is going to be over, because the boss of Brother Nongmei, the guy named Xu Yanwang has given the order to die, and another Zhongfox who is more slippery than oil is also desperately falling down...

　　 "You'd better give me a reasonable explanation for this matter." Xu Yan Wang said on the phone.

　　 Explain a woolen thread!

　　 Eight foreign devils were killed. Now you ask me to explain? How do I know where the sacred hand was? Besides, if it is really a Shangfang sword sacrificed by a certain boss in China, even if I find it out, do I dare to say it publicly? You clearly want Lao Tzu to carry this scapegoat! You clearly want to find a dead ghost!

　　 District Mayor Xie feels wronged. The problem is that he has eaten this dead cat. He is the district head in charge of this place. If something goes wrong, he wants to be irresponsible? Are you kidding me?

　　 The upper-level struggle has nothing to do with Lin Dong's dime.

　　 He is now sitting in the front seat of the car, comfortably enjoying the food delivered to his lips from time to time by the squad leader and Menghuo.

Chu Ling'er was very lazy. After eating for a while, she turned her attention to the scenery outside. Suddenly she spotted a bright spot: "Uncle, look there, there is a fool pretending to be dead there! Oops, pretending to be so real. !"

　　 On the side of the highway, on a well-maintained mountain slope, there is a man lying in a ridiculous posture.

　　 stretch out the limbs, head down and feet up,

　　 The whole person is printed in a large font on the hillside.

This guy has a weird expression of "I'm going to die" on his face, but it's more like a weird expression, so people who drive by think he is playing performance art, so they took out their phones to take pictures, but no one To spoil his wonderful performance. Chu Ling'er also took the phone out and took a snap. After a while, she found another man in front of him, lying on the small river beach on the other side of the road in a similar posture, and couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Wow, it's wonderful. This performance is for me. You have to upload it to Wei|bo and let everyone like them! What do you think, uncle? Didn’t the performance be great?"

　　 "Yes, I guess there will be the same performance art in the future..." Lin Dong's expression was very calm.

　　 "Should you say that?" Qianjun quickly increased the throttle when he heard it.

　　 is five kilometers ahead.

　　 Yun Youyou is wearing a white sportswear, riding a mountain bike, pedaling slowly.

　　 There are people in the world, no matter what clothes they wear, they will be very suitable. Even if they are simply dressed and have no decorations on their bodies, they can still be pleasing to the eye. Yun Youyou is such a person, a white sportswear that makes her wear the ultimate beauty. Coupled with a mountain bike, she passed by, and people felt that the whole sky was brightened up, and the air suddenly became much fresher.

　　 Most people just couldn't help but take their phones out to take pictures, or waved to her.

　　 But.

　　 There are also some guys who are self-conscious and feel good about themselves.

　　 will drive to her side, wanting to seduce with sports cars, famous cars, etc., to see if she can catch this girl who is like a fairy descending.

　　 Yun Youyou slowly rides the car, she ignores anyone. This indifferent attitude and the embarrassing little face made many people ashamed and retreated.

　　 Very few brain-dead people who think that money can solve some problems, after being silently rejected, feel ashamed and angry.

　　 will get out of the car and teach her.

　　 Now, there are a group of such brains.

　　 "Stay away from me." Yun Youyou has seen too much of this kind of people, and she has seen a lot on this road.

"As long as you stay with me for one night, I will give you five million. If you are willing to be my junior, what do you want? I can give it to you! This young master has nothing else but money!" When sister Yun Youyou was about three kilometers away and Qianjun was still accelerating and approaching, a few "young masters" blocked her way with a sports car, and surrounded her from side to side. One of them is the most arrogant. He pretends to use money to buy Yunyouyou. At this moment, the moat attributes explode, the **** is angry, and the tiger's body shakes wildly!

　　 "Your mother must have raised the placenta..." Yun Youyou sighed. If a normal human being could say this?

　　 "What did you say?" The young master angered.

　　 "Immediately disappear in front of me." Yun Youyou said with a calm expression: "My temper is actually not very good. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

"Kneel down immediately and lick it to Lao Tzu. You can only leave when Lao Tzu feels comfortable. Otherwise, I will let you go out of Dongshan! Do you know who my dad is? My dad is..." The young master hadn't finished speaking, suddenly Let Yun Youyou grab his collar and fly into the air like throwing garbage, performing a wonderful trapeze.

　　 The young master let out a scream, and flew in mid-air with his arms and legs.

　　 Then, a long parabola was drawn, and the whole person smashed on the **** of the mountain, head and foot.

　　 Not only him, but several companions of the young master also flew up to the **** to accompany him in exactly the same posture, forming a series of particularly fanciful and sentimental performance art patterns.

　　 There is one who reacts quickly, and when he sees the situation is bad, he ran away.

　　 ran wildly along the highway.

　　 When he ran to Lin Dong's car, Qianjun stopped the car, and Lin Dong slowly got down from the inside, and reached out his hand at random to catch this guy.

　　 Throwing a letter, the trapeze appeared... Chu Linger yelled happily, jumping and jumping, her little hands clapped desperately, while Menghuo focused on recording the heroic posture of the uncle. The squad leader in the car was stunned. How did Mu Mu turn into Spider-Man? This is unscientific!

"Nice work!" Chu Linger gave Lin Dong a thumbs up, and she reacted at this moment: "So those people are not pretending to be dead, nor are they performing performance art! Oh, catch someone to perform again in the air. Flyer, I still want to see! Uncle, how did this trick work? Teach me, teach me, this beautiful girl must also defend the earth and maintain world peace!"