Long Live the Counterattack

　　 Lin Dong hadn’t been shopping for ten minutes, the squad leader called: "Come on, I will help you take the position."

　　 "?" Lin Dong is very sweaty, do you need to be so exaggerated?

　　 If you go to the cafeteria, it’s not strange to say that, but when you go to class, are you sure you need to occupy a place?

　　Wait for him to go over, find the squad leader, and find that the classroom is empty, and there is not even one more ghost. Is this the class she needs to dominate? The teacher in front of the class seems to have the surname Guo, and she is still a lecturer. She is quite capable. If it weren't for the relationship network behind her, she would have been evaluated as an associate professor, but this is a matter of time. The squad leader has a good relationship with her, and often pulls Lin Dong to listen to her class, because of the relationship of "One Dream Ten Years", Lin Dong has forgotten her name.

　　 Lin Dong sneaked in from the back of the classroom, trying not to disturb others in class.

　　 Actually, including him.

　　 There are only nine people in the large classroom that can sit up to a hundred people, four on the left, three in the middle, and then the squad leader and him on the right.

　　 "Yun Youyou didn't come, she changed her mind to go to the lecture hall, otherwise, I can't sit down here at all." The squad leader looked lucky for you, otherwise it would definitely give you a funny expression of meat pie.

　　 "No way?" Lin Dong thought, this is really possible!

　　 Whether students come or not, there are not many, and it doesn’t affect the class at all. It is slightly different from other lecturers and professors. Mr. Guo is accustomed to calling names at the end of the class. She is allowed to be late, but she does not agree with leaving early. At the same time, she feels that slipping away after listening to a class is a basic respect.

Teacher Guo finished the class, clapped his hands, and awakened the two sleepworms who had drooled down three thousand feet: "Dear students, in the new semester, we have a lot of time and opportunities to get along with each other. I hope that I haven’t gotten here yet. The classmate Zhang Lian remembers, so let’s remember now, I believe it will be used for the final exam. I personally thank you all for coming here to support my work. In order to respect everyone’s hard work and results, I decided to name... ...Students who have not arrived in time do not have to worry. I will give them many opportunities to practice how to restore their false impression of being "transparent and nonexistent" in the minds of others. There will be a lot of time before my mind does not change. , For everyone to play freely! You can use sweet talk, you can also material bribes, you can also use force threats, and even sacrifice various natural disasters and man-made disasters as reasons. I am personally more open. As long as you can convince me, everything will be fine. OK!"

　　 "Hahaha!" The squad leader laughed happily. She and Mu Mu are here. As for the other classmates, can they make things worse?

　　 "It's ruthless, but fortunately this morning I was on a whim, and I knew it was a disaster..."

　　 "Let the storm come harder!"

　　 "Hurry up!"

　　 "I like roll call!"

　　 The unscrupulous rotten girls kept yelling, ignoring the screams of those skipping classes in their nightmares.

　　 In the classroom, including Lin Dong, there were only three boys, two of whom were sleepers who had collected money for help.

　　 The roll call started right away. Amidst the cheers of gloating misfortune and the joy of hearing, one name after another was called out. If there are many people in the classroom, then Lin Dong might take the risk to help those in the dormitory make a difference. But now there are only nine people, sister Ni, dead daoist friends, not dead poor Dao, you all go to death, if you are to blame, blame you for hibernating too early!

　　 "Mao Rongrong..."

　　 "Wu Dayong..."

　　 "Fei Jin..."

　　 "Wu Chi..."

　　 "Liu Jing..."

　　 "Zhu Dachang..."

　　 As the call on the top sounded, the two sleepworms below started various performances. They responded in different ways in different dialects: "arrived", "come", "I am", "you", "no", "chai", "zai na", and "I am here".

　　 The last nine people answered twenty-seven names.

　　 Mr. Guo is very calm about the name of the place on the top, and two guys will play at the bottom.

　　Lin Dong looked stunned, Nima, you guys are too rampant, right? It would be too much for one person to help two or three people respond, but now one person helps eight or nine people respond, it's crazy! He knelt to two sleepy bugs who were desperately answering with a book covering their mouths, awesome! Not to mention mastering the local dialects of so many regions across the country, just this courage is not something ordinary people can have!

　　Sir squad leader was laughing like a cramp.

　　 But she was very bad, did not spoil the performance of the two sleepworms, desperately tolerated, she couldn't help but smile and grabbed Lin Dong's arm and bit it.

　　 Call!

　　 After a hard fight.

　　 The two sleepers finally responded to the list of all customers.

　　 As usual, Mr. Guo, with no trace of murder at all, put away the call book and prepared to leave after class.

　　 "Hey wait, you haven't ordered my name yet?"

　　 "Yes, mine hasn't been clicked yet."

　　 "Then what's your name?" Mr. Guo smiled, showing no signs of volcanic eruption.

　　 "My name is Fan Jian!" The fat sleeper hurriedly reported his name.

　　 "What about you?" Mr. Guo asked another one.

　　 "..." The skinny sleepworm was more clever, turned his head around and looked around, cried out, and quickly silence is golden. If the name is reported now, it will be ‘confess to be lenient and sit in prison’, and fools report it!

　　 "His name is Qin Shousheng!" Fan Jian enthusiastically reported the names of his good friends.

　　 As a result, the kindness did not pay off, and Qin Shousheng immediately glared at him.

　　 Mr. Guo nodded very satisfied, said ‘good’ in the tone of the commander of the domestically produced zero zero paint, and then went away casually.

　　 Qin Shousheng fought with Fan Jiancha angrily: "You stupid|Forced, it's fine for you to die by yourself, why do you still get Lao Tzu into the water? Lao Tzu wants to break your relationship with you!"

Speaking of martial arts, Fan Jian didn't dare Qin Shousheng at all. He pressed this scrawny friend to the ground in twos or twos: "If you break your relationship, you will break your relationship. I have a girlfriend now, I don't care about you! I use that every time. Many petroleum jelly, when you are an old man, you opened a gold shop!"

　　The squad leader took Lin Dong and watched.

In the end, she came to a conclusion: “On the Internet, it is said that you can’t fall in love with your roommate, otherwise you will be very upset when you break up. Now it seems that it is true!” Lin Dong heard the conclusion with such a large amount of information, and he was on the spot. Reached.

　　 Until noon, I went to the cafeteria to kill ten students Fang Yu, who said that he could use the ‘hard stone big steamed bun’ to attack zombies in the early end of the world, but his mind had not recovered. He didn't realize that there were two elementary school girls opposite him looking at him with horrified eyes looking at Martians. For Lin Dong now, the ten'hard stone steamed buns' can barely be eaten half full. If it weren't for the fear that the master in the cafeteria would recognize that he would call an ambulance, he wouldn't mind eating ten more.

　　 "This guy has been hungry for at least three days and three nights..." The elementary school girl who had just entered the school but did not know Lin Dong boldly guessed.

　　 "No, it may be a broken love. Only those who are broken in love can overeating like this!" Another elementary school girl commented with an expert posture of "I am a lover".

　　 "Do you want to hit 120?" The first Mawei primary school girl seemed more sympathetic.

"Heartbreak is hard to cure, only wait for time to slowly heal the wound!" Another long-haired lover sighed and gave out the eternal feeling of'asking the world, what is love'. Fortunately, Lin Dong is also because of Fan Jian. The message about falling in love and breaking up with Qin Shousheng's roommate crashed, and I didn't hear it, otherwise, she would be dumb with the big stone steamed bun in her hand. Sister Ni, who is broken in love? Who is heartbroken? Am I just eating a few more buns? This is a great support for the hard work of the canteen master!

　　 "Who... Lin, Lin, I've been looking for you for three days..." A shadow like a mountain moved over, and suddenly covered Lin Dong and the two whispering primary school girls at the adjacent table.

　　 "Big Pig...Dear Zhu, actually my name is Lin Dong!"

　　 Lin Dong didn't remember how many times he corrected the other party, but it was useless at all.

　　 Of course, he doesn't expect a Roshan standing upright to remember his own name. Obviously, there is no such function!

　　 The huge shadow covered the sky and the sun was pressed over, and the whole dining hall vibrated slightly. In the movie, Tyrannosaurus rex appeared on the scene, which almost felt like this. The man here is a super fat man who is full of fat and trembling, and every step he walks will form a super fat man with a special artistic layering of flesh. Compared with him, O'Neill, the big shark, may also be considered slim. With the horrible shadow of a mountain of oppression, Majin Buu’s relatives came and waved with a big hand like a fan, like a leader’s important speech: "What is your name is not important at all. What’s important is that I have There is something for you to do!"

　　 can find someone to do things to this extent.

　　 The entire East University.

　　 is only Zhu Dachang.

　　Perhaps, in his sensory world, it is already a supreme honor that others can serve him!

"I just finished my summer job and rushed back to class. Now I'm exhausted, mentally exhausted, and irregular menstruation, so I am afraid I can't serve you, Mr. Zhu!" Lin Dong really worked for this Zhu Dachang before. At that time, Zhu The eldest son wants to be a star, but he doesn't take the usual path. He didn't use money to directly smash the opponent into a high tide, but chose to use art photography...

　　 Of course, this art photography is slightly different from that of Daguan Chen.

　　 What he asked Lin Dong to shoot was a picture of a hundred flowers and a hundred butterflies. It was not that kind. The artistic realm of other people's shooting was so high that Lin Dong didn't understand it at all!

Grand Master Zhu paid full attention to this, and his big hand slapped heavily on the table: "In Dongshan, I have always been the only one who bullied others, and no one dared to bully me! I'm sure that the reason why the scumbag targeted me He must be jealous that I am handsome! He thinks I am a strong enemy among many competitors, and embarrass me everywhere, but in order to protect the fairy, I don’t even need my life. What is a mere bitch? I decided. , Accept his challenge and fight him to the end!"

　　 "What you said, do you have a wool relationship with me?" Lin Dong knows that talking to the top ten strangers, especially the super strong like the No. 2 player, can't use normal IQ, otherwise they will easily be pulled down...

　　 "Listen, Lin, Lin what, you are my first soldier!" Grandpa Zhu stretched out his huge palm and stretched it out with great effort: "Five thousand!"

　　 "Please ask another Gaoming!" Lin Dong's tone was like an imperial doctor who said, "I have done my best."

　　 "I heard that you played basketball, so it's you!" Daddy Zhu shouldn't be like Zhu, he should have the surname Lai, ah, the surname is also OK. With a leadership tone, he could not help but give orders: "The game will start tonight. At 7:30, the gymnasium, I'm going to have a life and death duel with the scumbag! You bring your jerseys and shoes on the court and beat them up. I won, I will give you five thousand yuan!"

　　 "What if you lose?" Lin Dong couldn't help being curious and asked.

"Under my command, it is impossible to lose. I have watched NBA games and know the Triceratops tactics, the Eagles offense and the Spurs tactics. Under the command of my coach who is proficient in hundreds of tactics, you just want to It's impossible to lose!" The confidence of Mr. Zhu ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~ ancient and modern, at home and abroad, in history, no one has ever been able to reach his realm. In his dictionary, there is no term failure. Although Lin Dong wanted to remind him that it was a triangle tactic, not a triceratops tactic, as long as he thought of it, the opponent was a master of hundreds of tactics, so he kept silent.

　　 Lin Dong, frightened by hundreds of tactics, returned to the dormitory, still a little dizzy.

　　Too bunker!

　　 Once this triceratops tactic is used, even Jordan has to kneel!

　　 A few roommates who had awakened from hibernation finally got up. When they saw Lin Dong, they changed their usual stinginess, and immediately greeted him warmly to eat a big meal. Lin Dong found the table full of cooked food, duck necks, chicken wings, goose palms, and a few barrels of nibbles and beer. He couldn't help being surprised: "Huh? How did this food suddenly reach a well-off level? Who are you? Won the jackpot?"

　　 "You!" Everyone pointed to Lin Dong.

　　 "Me?" Lin Dong had a bad premonition when he heard it.

"Just now the pig intestine came to you to play basketball. We agreed on your behalf. No, the money is accepted for you. It's 5,000 yuan. Thank us!" The tauren boss patted Lin Dong on the shoulder: " We helped you get out of the ranks of the poor in Dongshan in one go. Are you particularly moved in your heart?"

　　In Lin Dong's heart, there are now 100,000 grass horses running by.

　　 Nima!

　　 Although my own dog roommates don’t have to worry about falling in love and breaking up and making trouble, they are all scams, **** it, what bad things I have done in my previous life to get this kind of retribution!