Losing Money to Be a Tycoon

　　 The audience at the scene was obviously puzzled.

"What is this? It takes up such a big place?"

"Vertical air conditioner? Oversized refrigerator? No, it doesn't seem to take up such a large space!"

"This is two meters long, is it a wardrobe?"

"Total weight 200KG! What is so heavy?"

"It's all so heavy, can it be called a'smart new product'? Can it still be associated with'smart'?"

Chang You smiled slightly, it seemed that the suspense was almost created.

"Okay, then it's time to reveal the mystery of this new product. Please watch a promotional video carefully prepared for this smart new product."

After Chang You finished speaking, he went down, the lights dimmed, and the promotional video began to be played on the big screen.

All of them watched with breathlessness.

Everyone wants to know what such a behemoth is!

"Strong chest muscles."

"Strong latissimus dorsi..."

On the big screen, the promotional video that Meng Chang looked for before Lin Jiaqiang appeared.

In the picture, Lin Jiaqiang is wearing a loose sports vest, sweating like rain on the smart fitness clothes rack.

However, in the next second, he gave up his persistence and began to hang clothes on the smart fitness clothes rack.

"Such a smart fitness drying rack with so many functions, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and order it!"

At the end of the promo, Lin Jiaqiang stood beside the smart fitness clothes rack, gave a thumbs up to the camera, and made a "like" action.

With the face of a comedian, coupled with this uniquely shaped machine, the final scene has a hilarious program effect.

Chang You came to the stage again: "This is the ingenious work of our Outu Technology, the new smart product: smart fitness clothes rack!"

"It solves the biggest pain point of home fitness equipment in one fell swoop: it is not convenient to dry clothes!"

"This equipment can not only exercise, but also can dry up to a dozen pieces of clothing. The attached automatic drying function and smart reminder function make your home fitness equipment no longer a display!"

Chang You's serious introduction made the audience laugh again.

"Hahahahaha what the hell, I said why is it so heavy, it turns out to be fitness equipment!"

"Artificial intelligence combined with fitness? Which ghost product is ideal!"

"I was wrong. I shouldn't treat this conference as a serious conference from the beginning. Although I reminded myself countless times that this conference will probably be organized, I never thought The existence of the entire press conference is just to make things happen!"

"Indeed, I suggest that Mr. Chang still charge for tickets next time. You have organized the work, talked about cross talk, entertained the audience, but launched a product that you didn't intend to sell at all. You didn't make our money at all and you waived the tickets , This really makes us feel so sorry!"

"Indeed, I suggest that you still collect the ticket money in the future. After all, you have designed such a funny product without any sales. The cost is quite high. Everyone can understand how to collect some ticket money and return the blood."

The audience at the scene were amused by this wonderful product and the appearance of a serious introduction by Changyou.

Originally, I was only looking forward to Changyou's whole life in language art, and the product is still a serious product, just like the previous E1.

In the end, I didn't expect Changyou to give everyone a surprise, and even the product was put to life!

Does this "smart fitness drying rack" have any meaning?

It seems...I didn't see it.

The only meaning is to make everyone laugh, right?

It has to be said that this kind of conscientious manufacturer who spends a lot of money on research and development, samples, and finally opens a press conference to entertain the public for free is really rare.

Let's do it and cherish it!

As for the product itself...

To be honest, if it is another product, such as a mobile phone, or a sweeping robot, after the release, the price is too high or the product function is flawed, everyone will definitely complain.

Because everyone knows in mind that the manufacturer still intends to sell it, but it has done something wrong.

But this smart fitness drying rack is different.

The manufacturer made this urinary sex, it seems that he has no plans to sell it at all!

The manufacturer’s products have a little bit of small grooves, and everyone will think that this is because the manufacturer’s ability is insufficient; but if the product has too many grooves up and down to make it impossible to vomit, everyone will think that this is the manufacturer’s work and joking with everyone. Did not intend to sell it at all.

Since the manufacturer didn’t plan to sell it, and everyone didn’t plan to buy it at all, then naturally everyone didn’t care about the possible flaws or price issues of this product, and they were all just looking at the excitement. Mentality, onlookers all the way.

It's like setting up a stall outside. Anything you say is good or bad. Most likely, you don't plan to buy it at all; only those who have been picking and picking things up and down are really planning to pay.

Seeing the reaction of the audience, Chang You couldn't help but feel a little helpless.

"Why everyone is laughing."

"I'm introducing this product very seriously. This is a project of the same level as the G1 mobile phone in Outu Technology, which is highly valued!"

"Even from the establishment and design of this project, Mr. Pei is planning and following up the whole process."

"This time we have also prepared up to 10,000 sets of smart fitness clothes racks. We have several warehouses in Jingzhou full!"

You know, the first batch of E1 mobile phones was only 1,000 units, so that they were robbed before the conference was over.

The smart fitness drying rack is a fitness equipment, which occupies a large area and few people buy it. The stock of 10,000 units is already a backlog of tens of millions of goods, which is enough to show the importance.

However, it's okay for Chang You not to explain. With his explanation, the audience believes that he is working.

"Hahaha, how can you always hold back a laugh?"

"Nonsense, have you ever seen cross talk actors laughing on stage? This is basic skills, and they are always professional."

"A project at the same level as G1? President Pei participated in the whole process? Hahahahaha, well I believe it!"

"Without a decade of cerebral hemorrhage, this kind of thing can be designed?"

"It is also possible that what is said is true. Isn't the automatic bar lifting machine designed according to President Pei's ideas? It also contains President Pei's philosophy."

"It's true that the bar lifter contains philosophical ideas, but what philosophical ideas are contained in this drying rack? Does it remind us that clothes will dry when they are dried?"

"Good guy, do you have pictures for this stock? It should be P? This thing has more than 1,000 stocks and it will have to be sold for a whole year. If it is really stocked with 10,000 units, I highly doubt that we will wait for the OTTO　 E8 phone to be released Can it be sold out..."

The scene is already overflowing with a sea of ​​joy, and Changyou has no choice but to continue to the next link.

He introduced the basic functions of the smart fitness drying rack, including the training modes it can perform, and how easy it is to use when drying clothes.

In addition, it is also introduced that it is equipped with AEEIS, which will be ridiculed by AEEIS when it is not working out; it is mentioned that Upwind Logistics will provide door-to-door service, warranty service and annual package moving service.

But this seems to be more solid. This is a "holistic product". The richer the content, the more fake it feels.

Finally, Chang You introduced: "In addition, Zangyang Games has also tailored a mobile game for smart fitness clothes racks. This game is still in the final stage of development and will be available to you as soon as next week. meet!"

PPT turns to the last page.

"Next Tuesday, May 15th, we will usher in Tenda's '515 Game Festival'. Massive discounts and benefits are waiting for you! The detailed rules will be announced at midnight on May 15th, so stay tuned! "

"Okay, the above is all the content of this conference, once again express my heartfelt thanks to everyone for coming!"

"Please leave the venue in an orderly manner, and you can receive a free gift at the entrance."

"If you are interested in smart fitness clothes racks, you can log on to the official website of Outu Technology or Tenda's official mall, and the staff of Upwind Logistics will deliver it to your door as soon as possible!"

Chang You looked at his watch and found that the time was just under one hour, which was perfect.

Although the conference has ended, everyone's discussion has not ended.

Most of the people's discussions focused on the wonderful product "smart fitness clothes rack", while some others focused on the two points mentioned by Chang You at the end of the press conference.

"Mr. Chang said that Wangyang Games has also developed a game specifically for this equipment? Really? Is this a spoof, or is it true?"

"I think it's mostly a joke. This thing has already been designed to lose money. How much is it produced? If you develop a game for it, it will not add to the loss? Who would do such a stupid thing?"

"But today is not April Fool's Day, and I think it looks like Chang Zong, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com is not like someone who deceives the audience."

"I said I was doing it, maybe I just created a new folder? Some manufacturers will use this as a gimmick. The news at the press conference is good, but it only happens after a few months. Such things are not uncommon."

"It may also be a very simple little game, not even worthy of the kind mentioned at the press conference. If it is a large game, it will definitely take a lot of space to introduce. Now there is no mention of a word or even a picture. Isn’t that enough to explain the problem?"

"This "515 Game Festival" is quite interesting. Does it have anything to do with the "1024 Digital Festival"?"

"I just want to change the computer recently, can I have another ROF upshifting activity?"

"I don't know, wait for the early morning to pay attention to it. In my experience, all those who are called ‘XX Festival’ by Mr. Pei are generally very strong, so I can look forward to it!"

...

At the same time, Pei Qian also watched the press conference on the TV at home, and was a little nervously watching the sales data on the product details page of the smart fitness drying rack.

Ten minutes passed.

Half an hour passed.

One hour passed!

Pei Qian looked at it every other way, and it took an entire hour before the sales figure on this page "reluctantly" exceeded 10, becoming a double digit.

Pei Qian couldn't help being overjoyed and let out a sigh of relief.

It's done!