Losing Money to Be a Tycoon

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian were strolling around at will, even if they didn't touch these furry cuties, as long as they looked at them from a distance, they would feel healed.

Chen Kangtuo said with emotion: "I think I should arrange a zoo tour package for Brother Bao after the haunted house project is completed."

"After all, the mental pressure in the haunted house is too great. Taking him to the zoo to heal him can also reflect our humanistic care."

"Hey, there is a parrot there."

Unconsciously, the two of them had arrived near the next entrance of the Lengwenzhizhi Animal Park, and the Amazon parrot was looking at a fully automatic intelligent bar lifter next to him.

Chen Kangtuo asked a little surprised: "Why is there a fully automatic intelligent bar lifter here? What is it for?"

Ruan Guangjian looked at the parrot and then at the bar lifter: "I feel that this parrot seems to be wary of the bar lifter. I don't know if this is my illusion."

Both people thought this scene seemed very interesting and couldn't help staying for a while.

But no matter how Chen Kangtuo teased the parrot, trying to induce him to speak, the parrot was indifferent, just staring at the bar lifter with two eyes, seeming to be on guard at all times, and he was playing with Chen Kangtuo's teasing. The flies buzzing in the ears ignored it.

"Strange, I'm afraid this parrot can't speak?" Chen Kangtuo didn't think too much. After all, there are very few talking parrots, they are the genius of parrots, and the non-talking parrots are the majority.

As a result, as soon as the two were about to leave, they saw a breeder returning from a nearby cage.

The breeder took a look at the time: "Okay, Leverage, it's almost time for today's training, are you ready?"

Chen Kangtuo couldn't help being surprised.

Kong Kong, is this the name of this parrot?

After the breeder notified the parrot, he confirmed that the time was correct, and then said to the automatic bar lifter: "Turn on the bar lift mode."

This sentence is like entering some mysterious code, opening a door to evil.

AEEIS: "Well, there are always self-righteous humans. Do you think you are very smart if you want to start this boring game?"

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian did not dare to breathe, for fear that they would interfere with this bird-to-machine game, and seriously waited for the parrot's answer.

Just listen to the parrot opening its beak and answering: "Why do you think so?"

AEEIS: "Because I think there is still a lot of room for improvement in your IQ, do you think you are a hardworking person?"

The parrot said again: "Do you really think that your idea is okay?"

This bird's machine turned out to be really talking.

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian looked in shock and found that although this parrot had just a few words back and forth, it was able to stabilize the situation during the war with the lifter, and did not lose the wind at all.

In fact, if you study carefully, you will find that these conversations are relatively common words in the fully automatic intelligent bar lifter.

These pre-input words are actually a kind of transfer problem, initiating provocation, by pulling the other party to the same IQ level and finally lifting the bar to win the ultimate secret.

That is to say, the parrot is completely imitating the bar-lifting machine's winning method, and the parrot will not be irritated by the bar-lifting machine, and will only faithfully repeat the content of the bar-lifting machine. Both sides are absolutely sane existence, and naturally it will be difficult to solve the problem. Points, no one can beat anyone.

This also seems to prove the ultimate meaning of the bargaining, in fact, there are only two points.

The first is to always stay calm, don't be dazzled by anger, and break the defense first!

The second is to always insist on not giving up. Whether it is turning to the topic or stalking, you must not be the penultimate speaker, and you must ensure that the last sentence must be sent from your side.

Both of these obviously have reached the pinnacle of the bargaining world, but the parrot bargaining is still a bit stretched in terms of specific vocabulary, which is obviously caused by the lack of learning time.

I believe that in time, the parrot bar can learn all the sentences in the bar lifting machine that must win the bar lifting method, then this parrot can be regarded as a super bar lifting machine.

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian couldn't help but stand in awe.

Good guy, other parrots learn to talk, only this parrot learns to speak up!

Lead the trend for decades!

The two of them have no doubt that if ordinary tourists just treat this parrot as an ordinary parrot and talk to it normally, they will probably be speechless and doubt life.

Chen Kangtuo said with emotion: "President Pei is really good at giving play to his whimsical ideas, how did he think that the parrot and the automatic bar lifting function can be linked together? Don't say it, it has a program effect."

The two turned inside again, and unknowingly turned to a stage.

Chen Kangtuo subconsciously said, "This should be the place for animal tamer performance, right?"

"But there are none of the common animals in this zoo. There are no monkeys or black bears. What kind of animals should be trained to perform? Train a border herd? A parrot?"

"I don't know when the performance will start."

Ruan Guangjian looked at the sign next to the stage: "There is good news and bad news."

"The good news is that there will be a show in 10 minutes."

Chen Kangtuo said, "What about the bad news?"

Ruan Guangjian was silent for a while: "It's not an animal show, but a zoo employee's show."

Chen Kangtuo almost thought that he had heard it wrong. He looked at the sign in shock and found that Ruan Guangjian was right at all. This is really not a venue for animal performances, but a venue for employee performances!

The billboards clearly stated that employees will perform at a fixed time every day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. The content of the performance is that the employees pretend to be various animals.

Some employees will pretend to be chimpanzees and ride bicycles, while others will pretend to be bears walking on the log bridge...

There is also a note below the sign, and more exciting performances will continue to be introduced in the future.

Chen Kangtuo was dizzy: "This... crazy!"

Even if Chen Kangtuo, as the person in charge of Tenda Group, can't understand this kind of brain circuit.

Logically speaking, it would not hurt for the zoo to engage in animal shows. If you don't want to toss these animals, then just don't do it. Why bother to set up another stage?

In the end, it turned out to be a real person to act as an animal, and it was simply taking off his pants and farting.

But don't tell me... I really want to see it.

Chen Kangtuo took a look at the time and suggested: "The performance will start soon, should we sit down and have a look before leaving?"

Ruan Guangjian nodded, and sat down with Chen Kangtuo in the first row of the stage.

After 10 minutes, the performance is about to begin.

Chen Kangtuo looked back, and there were not too many people in the audience.

Cold and warm knows that the animal park is not as big as those big zoos, and the area of ​​the venue is small, so there are not many seats in the auditorium, but even so, it is still not full.

On the one hand, because there are not many people coming to the animal park today, on the other hand, it is also because everyone is really not interested in this kind of animal performances played by real people.

The few people who stayed are basically the same as Chen Kangtuo with some curiosity.

The performance started on time.

To Chen Kangtuo's surprise, there were no animal trainers at the scene, and the "animals" came on stage in a pre-arranged order, which was very natural, as if they had arrived at their own home.

Chen Kangtuo took a closer look. There are a lot of animals here, but this kind of species seems a bit single.

There are mainly brown bears, grizzly bears, polar bears, giant pandas, chimpanzees, and even a large groundhog.

It's just that these animals are all similar in body shape, and it can be seen that they are played by humans.

The bears and chimpanzees in the front are the most similar. After all, these animals are about the same size as humans.

But this groundhog is too much, because it is equivalent to magnifying the real groundhog several times.

Regardless of body size, this leather case is really exquisite, and at first glance, it is specially customized.

At first glance, it can even achieve the effect of being fake!

These staff who play animals should be specially trained, whether walking, trotting, or sitting on the ground, they are all very similar to the animals' demeanor and movement.

Chen Kangtuo still remembered that he had read a piece of news before, saying that a tourist reported that the black bear in the zoo was a human being, but the zoo clarified that it was a real animal. It's because black bears are too similar to people in some ways, so it's easier to dress up.

In the end, I didn't expect that the cold and warm self-knowing Animal Paradise actually had a whole job!

The animals played by these people came to the stage one by one, and Chen Kangtuo was a little surprised that although the content of their first performance was also related to the animal performance, such as riding a bicycle, walking a single-plank bridge, and so on. But looking back, you will find that there is a fundamental difference with animal performances.

First of all, animal performances are under the command of animal trainers and follow specific rules. The animals played by these staff do not require animal trainers and complete the corresponding procedures themselves.

Of course, this is also normal. After all, they are all dressed up as human beings and do not need a trainer to guide them.

But more importantly, Chen Kangtuo found that these animal performances became more and more like pantomimes.

Because when they first started, they still performed traditional animal performances such as riding bicycles and crossing single-plank bridges. UU read www.uukanshu.com, but soon these animals performed sketches.

For example, after the chimpanzee rode a bicycle, the silly and chubby panda next to him also wanted to try to ride a bicycle, but he couldn't ride the bicycle anyway, and angrily pushed the bicycle to the side. The silly and silly expression attracted many people to hold their belly. laughing out loud.

The black bear and a polar bear happened to huddle together when they were walking on the single-plank bridge. The two bears, look at me and I look at you, tentatively threatening each other but not giving way. The various actions made on the single-plank bridge also make people laugh.

The big groundhog was the most outrageous. He also performed the expression pack of the upright groundhog shouting, causing a roar of laughter from the audience.

Although these animals don’t have any lines, they walk on the stage for themselves, and there will be some small plots of cooperation or confrontation between each other, plus some funny deliberate arrangements in the plot, but they have a very good Program effect.

This is indeed not a real animal, but a real person, but this has not become a deduction item, but has become a bonus item.

After all, imitating animals is also a technical job, which can no longer be regarded as an animal performance, but an imitating performance by a performing artist.