Losing Money to Be a Tycoon

Pei Qian opened the video.

Pei Qian was impressed by the unique, husky, long voice with a dialect accent, and a long, husky voice.

"Dear viewers, daddy, everyone, I am still the familiar" Game Father "Joe Old Wet."

"I was urged to change every day before, and said that I wanted to see my sand-sanding game. Why was it delayed? It wasn't because I was lazy. The sand-sculpture games I found were not sandy enough ..."

"Finally, kung fu deserves to be cared for, after a long rush of gold rush, I finally found this shit, oh no, this gold, yes, this is the" lonely desert road "you see now ! "

"This is a very interesting game. In this game, you can enjoy the entire journey of 8 hours, the real time in brackets, and the philosophy of philosophy!"

"This is a highly-reduced driving simulation game. Not only can you drive, you can even honk, listen to music, and enjoy the changing scenery in the desert!"

"That's right, although the sky is full of sand and dust, and there are no good scenery to watch, but believe me, the changeable wind and sand will make the scenery every second outside the car window different. Let you see the mirage ... "

"What, didn't you see? Rest assured, as long as you can persist in the eight-hour journey, you will definitely see it!"

除此之外 "In addition, there is a very advanced leaderboard system in the game, which can count the number of times and the accumulated time of each player!"

"Oh my gosh, what a great feature this is, it always reminds me how much life is wasted in this game ..."

"Cough, okay, everyone should hear it, what I said just now is ironic. In fact, this game can be rated as" the most boring game in history ", no one!"

"Yes, you heard it right, no matter in the past or the future, whether domestic or foreign, there should be no more boring driving simulation game than it!"

"The entire 8-hour drive, you have to stare all the way, because there is a turn every few minutes, and if you don't turn in time ... then sorry, you failed, your game has to start from scratch! "

"Don't ask me why I didn't pause, why didn't save, because this game is rooted! Ben! No! Yes! Temporary! Stop! Function! Can!"

"The only fun in this game is honking and listening to songs, but the problem is that you can't listen to the song you want to listen to, or even change the radio station. What you hear is some unpopular, niche, or old-fashioned songs. You ca n’t even skip an unpleasant song! ”

"The most amazing thing about me is that at the end of the game, it mocked me with a line of subtitles!‘ Congratulations, you have wasted precious 8 hours in your life! '”

"Yes, this is a game that makes people think about life, it successfully made me think about life!"

"It makes me realize how precious my time is, and how wasteful is time to play!"

"If the boredom of this game can be included in the score, then I can give this game 100 points out of 10 points!"

当然 "Of course, even such a game is not perfect."

"As the first **** player to clear the game (as evidenced by the leaderboard), I strongly recommend that the game add the following features!"

第一 "First, why drive to the end of the game is over? I strongly suggest that you can turn your head and drive back after you reach the end of the road, so it is logical to develop the" Endless Mode "!"

"Without ten round trips, how can you say that you conquered this game?"

"In addition, I highly recommend adding a multiplayer online function, other players can also join the room, sit in the car to see the scenery, or interact with the driver!"

"I hope that the creators of this game can listen to my suggestions and arrange to update the version of the game so that it can be sold!"

"..."

那么 "Then this trough show is over. The next 8 hours are the full video of the game. Those who are too busy may try not to fast forward and watch the whole process."

相信 "Trust me, after this, you will also gain some thinking about life!"

Pei Qian dragged the video back a bit, and found that the remaining 8 hours were really Qiao Laoshi's full game video.

The comment area below was so hot that the audience was very enthusiastic.

"I didn't fast-forward when I watched for 8 hours, and now I seem to be thinking about the meaning of life ..."

"Qiao Laoshi's sacrifice is too big, it's really killing his life!"

"Qiao Laoshi, stop! Your hairline can't bear it anymore!"

"Do you have to risk your life to make a video now?"

"I have already downloaded it, and I believe that I can definitely find the meaning of life in the desert!"

"Upstairs, bring me one!"

"The full name of the game" Lonely Desert Highway "can be found in the official game store. Don't thank me, I'm so helpful!"

"Bring me a +1"

"Sightseeing Group Comes Up!"

Uh ...

Looking at the comments in the comment area below the video, Pei Qian fell into a complete sluggish state.

哪里 What must have gone wrong in this world!

I made such a junk game, and there are still video authors who use it to make materials. UU 看书 www. uukanshu. com and the response is so enthusiastic? !!

Although he is still aggressive, Pei Qian has roughly understood the cause and effect of this matter.

His game was undeadly discovered by Qiao Laoshi, the video author of this video game, and then Lao Qiao's inspiration erupted and he made a video of Tucao.

Under Qiao Laoshi's excellent copywriting, extensive attention, and meticulous editing technology, this video is on fire!

Soon, this video attracted a group of tourist groups. Many people want to see how bad the game is.

绝大多数 The vast majority of people in this place haven't played anymore after playing for a bit. After all, this game is really boring, but most people don't care about this money, and they don't even consider the refund ...

少数 And a few players even have a comparison mentality because of the leaderboard system, and even ulterior players start to make rumors and deceive people? ? ?

Some people say that when you play in the desert for the fourth hour, there will be a funny egg!

Others say that if you clear this game three times in a row, you can unlock hidden levels!

There are even many people leaving comments below the video asking if this video can be reprinted ...

Pei Qian realized that the situation seemed a little bad.

Why does this game seem to be hot?

Ca n’t make it ... Can this game be lost? ? ?

"This is absolutely not possible, I have to do something ..."

Pei Qian does not plan to sit back and wait for 毙, he wants to save himself!

要 If this game really ignites, Pei Qian will lose his blood!

Pei Qian thinks that it may be that there is something wrong with his game introduction.

Is too vague, causing misunderstanding among players!

Must be honest with the players, we must dissuade those new players, and we must not let them spend more!