Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Seeing Zi Qiao and the eldest brother facing each other tit for tat, refusing to give in an inch, the smell of gunpowder in the air became stronger and stronger.

Why are you so excited about the two of them competing?

Zeng Xiaoxian poked Hu Yifei, who was sitting next to him and was shaking.

What do you know? This is a game, a competition, and a victory! Yifei said without raising his head, Does a loser like you know what competition and victory are?

Yes, yes, but can you please pay attention, the straps of your underwear are sticking out.

Hearing this, Yifei subconsciously tugged at the strap of her underwear, only to react when she felt the thick clothes on her body.

It’s such a cold day to see a fart!

Zeng Xiaoxian, how dare you tease me! Hu Yifei roared.

Meijia pulled Yifei: Sister Yifei, business is important.

Humph. Yifei rolled her eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian.

A bitch is a bitch, she moved her chair out in fear just now, and now she's messing with herself again.

It's so tight!

Meijia stood up, cleared her throat and said, I will be the referee for this final title battle. Does everyone have any objections?

Everyone nodded in unison.

After all, except for the two people in the living room who were glaring at each other, Meijia had relevant experience in the world.

Lu Ziqiao glanced at Meijia suspiciously: As a referee, you wouldn't blow a black whistle on purpose, would you?

What words! What kind of words are these!

Meijia raised three fingers and swore: The rules of the world are fair and just, and past grudges should be put aside for now.

You should be satisfied now.

OK, then I'm fine.

Zi Qiao agreed. After all, Mei Jia is a person who values ​​the rules of the world more than herself.

The senior brother also nodded in agreement: I didn't...

Before he could finish his words, Guangu had already answered for him: Elder brother said he had no objection.

Zi Qiao adjusted his clothes and mocked: Senior Brother, if you can't even say anything, I advise you to forget it, so as not to embarrass yourself in front of your second junior brother.

Lu Ziqiao, it's not the time to talk trash yet.

I'll give you a yellow card first, and then I'll give you a red card and leave the game next time. Meijia tore off a yellow post-it note from the refrigerator and stuck it on Zi Qiao.

Meijia asked everyone to sit down and started the process: Since I am the referee, everyone involved in the entire battle for the ultimate title must obey my arrangements. Do you have any opinions?

No objection. Everyone said in unison.

Very good. Meijia was very satisfied, her eyes turned into crescent moons with smiles, First of all, we have to determine what is going to be the battle for the ultimate title. What will Zi Qiao and Senior Brother compete for?

Nanfeng complained: We even have to discuss the content of the competition. This is too hasty.

This is to ensure that the competition is absolutely fair and just, and both parties must be convinced. Meijia explained, Now everyone can participate in the discussion, as long as the two of them agree, no matter what the competition is.

Guangu was the first to speak: How about we compete in painting?

Hey, hey, Sekiya-san, he is your senior brother, yes, but I am also your roommate, please don't be too partial, okay?

Zi Qiao patted the table unconvinced.

What's the difference between competing with this human camera and kneeling on the ground singing Conquer?

Then how about we use a famous detective to reason...

Don't reason!

Before Guangu finished speaking, he was scolded by the angry Wanyu and Curry Sauce at the same time.

Nanfeng was startled by these two people and instinctively felt something was wrong: Guan Gu said reasoning, why are you two so excited?

We...we are stupid and can't understand reasoning competitions. It's so boring.

Wanyu and Curry Sauce looked at each other in confusion. In the end, Wanyu was quick to make up a reason.

Nanfeng nodded: So that's it...

I believe you two are the ones with the devil.

Nanfeng knew that they must have a problem, but now was obviously not the time to delve into it, so he could only give it up for now.

How about the simplest competitive sports, such as football, basketball, running, etc.? Xiaoxian said casually, not too lazy to use his brain.

Nan Feng shook his head: This is too boring, and with Zi Qiao's current condition, if you ask him to participate in competitive sports, it would make it look like the senior brother is incompetent.

The eldest brother nodded in agreement: I want to let this guy who only knows how to vent water...

...

...I'm convinced.

Zi Qiao gritted his teeth and signaled to the referee: Does this count as a personal attack?

No, it's a normal statement.

Meijia said.

Zhan Bo sighed: It's a pity that I only have some ideas for the design of the board game, otherwise I can show it to them for a showdown.

While everyone was having a heated discussion about what kind of competition would be both interesting and fair, Yifei's hideous laughter made them all shudder.

Wahahahahaha... Hu Yifei patted her thighs and looked up to the sky with a smile.

Yifei, I understand your excitement...but could you please pat your own thigh?

Zeng Xiaoxian grimaced in pain and quickly pulled the chair that had unconsciously moved toward Hu Yifei farther away.

Yifei finally stopped laughing wildly, her eyes full of excitement: I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that my upgraded version of Brave Adventure would actually be put to use again.

A brave adventure! Or an upgraded version?! Nanfeng and Zeng Xiaoxian were shocked.

Nanfeng even ran away, but Yifei, who had expected it, firmly pinched the back of Destiny's neck.

Nanfeng, who found that he couldn't run away, could only sit back down helplessly.

This was the first time Curry Sauce saw Nanfeng running away in a hurry, and he couldn't help but feel curious: What is this brave adventure...what is it?

Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, but the bitch turned his head away instantly and whistled leisurely.

He sighed and explained to everyone: Do you still remember the wedding more than three months ago?

of course I remember.

Everyone looked at each other and smiled. For many people, this wedding was a turning point in their fate.

In fact, the original director of that wedding was not Yifei, but me.

It's just that before the wedding, Yifei, as the eldest sister of the bridesmaid group, proposed a very constructive test to welcome the bride, which is the so-called brave man's adventure.

Nanfeng stretched out five fingers and then retracted them one by one: If the groom and the groomsmen want to pick up the bride, they must go through the five disciplines of moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic, and labor, the ultimate adventure of training their bodies and tempering their will.

Everyone looked at Nanfeng with wide eyes, as if the five characters of virtue, intelligence, body, beauty and labor jumped out of Nanfeng's mouth and turned into a sparkling entity, bombarding them with stars in their eyes.

Nanfeng showed them his clenched fists: In fact, these five tests are just an appetizer. If you want to truly welcome the bride, the groom and the groomsmen must face their biggest fear and defeat the final boss.

Hu Yi Fei!

hiss……

Everyone took a breath, and even the senior brother, who was completely unfamiliar with Yifei, felt a chill in his heart when he saw everyone's appearance.

The corner of Guan Gu's mouth twitched: So that bride almost couldn't get married?

No, no... Zeng Xiaoxian laughed repeatedly.

Nanfeng nodded in agreement. As for whether he nodded in agreement with Xiaoxian's words or Guan Gu's words...it was a matter of opinion.

Yifei said excitedly: The brave man went through all kinds of difficulties and dangers and finally rescued the princess. How about it? Isn't my idea wonderful?

Zi Qiao nodded to express his understanding: This is indeed a bad idea for someone who regards candlelight dinner as the ultimate romance between lovers.

Lu Ziqiao, what do you mean! Yifei glared angrily.

Zi Qiao clasped his hands together and begged for mercy: Yifei, please spare me. We are competing, not welcoming a bride. Your brave adventure is of no use.

The original version of Brave Adventure may not be used, but what I'm talking about now is the upgraded version, which is absolutely in line with the principle of fairness and justice in your ultimate title battle.

Yifei's eyes were blazing, and she felt like she would never give up until she achieved her goal.

Zi Qiao made a cross gesture: No way, I will not seek death.

No matter what Yifei said next, Zi Qiao would not agree to it.

Although I don’t know what the so-called five tests of morality, intelligence, body, beauty, and labor are, the final part of facing Yifei is enough to scare everyone present.

Seeing that Zi Qiao refused to accept the offer, Yifei immediately acted like a rogue: How about we vote and the minority obeys the majority. If you support me, please raise your hands.

The living room was silent, except for Yifei, who looked so lonely with her hands raised high.

Zhan Bo... Yifei stared at Zhan Bo fiercely, the threat in his eyes was self-evident.

Faced with the threat from his elder sister, Zhan Bo naturally did not dare to resist. He cautiously was about to raise his hand when Zi Qiao held him down firmly.

Zi Qiao turned to look at Meijia: Referee, I am reporting Hu Yifei for interfering in other people's voting, which affects the principle of fairness and justice in the final title battle!

Meijia nodded: The report is valid. Yifei will be given a yellow card. Next time, the referee will directly cancel your right to suggest a match.

As she spoke, she put a yellow refrigerator magnet on Yifei's chest.

cut……

Yifei was very unconvinced, but the current rule was that Meijia was the biggest, and she had to accept the judgment of the Meijia referee.

After all, if the fun breaks away from the rules that everyone has set, then I am afraid that no one present will be happy.

Is there anyone else raising their hands to support Yifei? Meijia confirmed repeatedly.

three!

two!

one!

Nanfeng silently raised his hand and voted in favor.

Everyone looked at Nanfeng in disbelief, wondering if he had taken the wrong medicine.

You were the one who ran away when you heard about the brave adventure just now, and now you are the one who strongly supports it. You are treating everyone like monkeys!

Faced with everyone's disbelief, Nanfeng only said three sentences.

The first sentence: Do you think Yifei is someone who will give up easily, or do you think you can always veto her unreliable idea?

Everyone looked at Yifei with excitement. She really felt that her brave adventure was a great idea.

This brave adventure is just like Yifei's candlelight dinner. Even if it is temporarily rejected, she will find an opportunity to use it sooner or later.

The second sentence: It took her more than three months to upgrade the original Adventure of the Brave. If we continue to veto it for her, we never know when she will quietly take out an [Ultimate Edition] [The Adventure of the Brave], what should we do then?”

Everyone doesn’t need to think about it carefully. Just hearing the so-called [Ultimate Edition of Brave Adventure] has already started to break out in cold sweat on the forehead.

The third sentence: If you use it now, it's not me who will be unlucky anyway. If you use it in the future, I don't know who will be unlucky.

The others looked at Zi Qiao, whose pupils were dilated violently, and then raised their hands without hesitation.

A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist.

Ziqiao, senior brother, we will miss you.

The Meijia referee looked at the vote: Seven to two, an overwhelming victory.

Ziqiao, Senior Brother, as the two real parties in the competition, as long as you two reach an agreement, you can use one vote to decide or one vote to veto. Do you want to use this power?

Yifei, who originally thought she had a chance to win, immediately protested after hearing this: Isn't it said that the minority obeys the majority? How can this be done!

They are the ones who want to compete, not you. If they are determined not to agree, can you hold your head and force them to do it? Meijia waved the red card and said, Yifei, next time you question the referee, I will really You were given a red card.

Zi Qiao and his senior brother looked at each other, looking at everyone raising their hands, and for the first time they felt sympathy for each other.

Elder brother, do you also think they are too unloyal?

Yeah. The eldest brother stared at Guan Gu who raised his hand with a look of displeasure on his face, and the lenses of his glasses flashed with cold light.

You actually voted in support of this kind of big adventure that was meant to bring misfortune to my senior brother. I have really spared my love for you, my second junior brother, in vain.

Fortunately, he came all the way back from XJ to help you with the publishing work, and he even left his own son in the countryside without going to pick him up.

Zi Qiao had a bad smile on his face: Elder brother, I have an idea...

Just right, I...

...

...There are also.

Zi Qiao's eyes lit up: It seems that what we want...

Exactly the same! Senior Brother nodded.

Hahaha... The two laughed and high-fived.

Perhaps because of this experience of being cheated together, the two people who were originally at odds with each other now find each other much more pleasing to the eye.

Referee, we have to work together to use one vote to decide: We agree to use Yifei's Brave Adventure as a competition event...

But we ask that the individual competition be transformed into a team competition!

Everyone: ???

Zi Qiao stood up and pointed at everyone present with his hands on his hips: Except for Yifei who is responsible for setting the questions and Meijia who is responsible for judging, the remaining six of you will experience the upgraded version of the Brave Adventure with us!

Zi Qiao and his senior brother laughed wildly in their hearts.

[Want to trick us? 】

【Come to hell with us! ! ! 】

Meijia looked at her senior brother and saw him nodding in support of Zi Qiao's idea. Then she slapped the table and said, The appeal is reasonable. If the request is approved, you can start selecting team members.

Is this still possible? Nanfeng looked shocked.

So what do you mean, shooting yourself in the foot?

Meijia said matter-of-factly: Either you don't participate in suggestions and voting. Since you participate, you are part of this battle, and of course you must obey the referee's arrangements.

Nanfeng, do you have any objections?

Nanfeng shook his head: No objection, I respect the rules of the game.

Although cleverness can lead to misunderstandings, Nanfeng is not someone who cannot afford to play tricks.

Isn't it just a brave man's adventure? Come on!

Anyway, there are still so many people accompanying him in misfortune.

The others looked at me and I looked at you. They all wanted to cry, but in the end they still respected the authority of the Meijia referee.

…

In the selection stage, the senior brother who is playing away from home is the first to select, while Zi Qiao can choose two people for the second selection.

At the same time, both sides must maintain a team structure of three men and one woman.

The senior brother was silent for a while, and as expected, he chose Guan Gu. After all, he didn't know anyone except Guan Gu.

Zi Qiao thought for a while and chose Zeng Xiaoxian among the remaining three boys.

Although Teacher Zeng is useless, he is still better than the petty Nanfeng and Zhanbo whose cerebellum is not fully developed.

The eldest brother chose Nan Feng at Guan Gu's suggestion. When the two of them formed a team, they needed someone with a dark heart like Nan Feng... and a quick mind to make up for the shortcomings of the team.

Zi Qiao could choose two people as his second choice, so he chose the duo of Zhan Bo and Wanyu.

At this point, both teams have been formed.

Red side: Dujun, Guangu, Nanfeng, curry paste.

Blue square: Ziqiao, Xiaoxian, Zhanbo, Wanyu.

Referee Meijia said: The game still needs a little time to prepare. During this time you can move freely. We will start gathering at the next hour.

Everyone showed a smile of revenge and complaint.

Lu Ziqiao, how dare you cheat us!

Zi Qiao defended: It was obviously you who tried to trick me first, so I was forced to fight back.

It's all Nanfeng's fault. If he hadn't incited you, this matter wouldn't have happened at all!

The more everyone thought about it, the more they felt that what Zi Qiao said made sense.

When they turned around, Nanfeng had already tiptoed to the door of 3602.

Nanfeng looked at everyone's vicious looks in fear and fled quickly.

south wind!

Don't run, catch him!

It seems that before the real competition, everyone has to conduct a warm-up activity called [South Wind Chase].

I'm coming

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