Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Yifei, Yifei, please spare your life, Yifei!

Zeng Xiaoxian saw Yifei rushing over and ran towards the bedroom. When the others saw this, their eyes lit up and they immediately seized this golden opportunity to avoid Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei and rushed towards the door.

Life and death are determined by fate, wealth and honor are in heaven.

Everyone had already reached a consensus when discussing Plan C: they would turn a blind eye to whoever ended up attracting Yifei's hatred.

This means that the seven people are originally birds of the same forest, but they fly separately when disaster strikes.

Teacher Zeng, I don’t ask you to resist beatings, I just hope you can firmly lock Yifei’s hatred value.

No matter who of us wins, we will never forget your contribution.

However, the escape plan of the remaining six people was not so easy to succeed. Now Yifei is a furious lion.

She rushed forward in just a few steps. On the way to arrest Zeng Xiaoxian, she also caught Zi Qiao who was unable to dodge.

Yifei punched Zi Qiao angrily, then raised him high above her head and threw him directly towards the sofa. Zi Qiao flew into the air and hit the senior brother who was passing by, and both of them fell down on the sofa.

Fortunately, Ziqiao's resistance to blows was one of the best in the apartment, otherwise Yifei's angry punch would not have been something that ordinary people could withstand.

Zeng Xiaoxian, you should run away from me again.

The living room space of 3601 is not very big to begin with. With Zeng Xiaoxian's endurance and his ability to run out of breath after running a few steps, how could he possibly avoid Yifei's pursuit.

He was soon pressed against the wall by Yifei. Now he had no way to go to heaven and no way to go to earth.

Xiaoxian was about to cry but couldn't find any tears: Yifei, I really didn't mean it.

Why are you chasing me?

Because you have emergency syrup.

Yifei snatched the water gun from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, pinched Zeng Xiaoxian's chin with one hand to make him close his mouth, and directly stuffed the barrel of the gun into Xiaoxian's mouth with the other hand.

Xiao Xian, be good, my sister will give you some syrup.

As Yifei pressed the water gun with a ferocious look on her face, the panic in Xiaoxian's eyes disappeared instantly, replaced by an indescribable sourness through squinting her eyes.

vomit……

Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned pale. He pinched his own throat and stretched out two fingers to dig into his mouth.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's miserable state, Yifei's anger was mostly gone, and she quickly ran back to the gate to defend herself.

Logically speaking, with the time it took Yifei to deal with Zeng Xiaoxian, even Guan Gu could control the wheelchair all the way to open the door and go out.

However, leaving aside Ziqiao who was hit by Yifei's angry punch and the senior brother who was hit, the remaining four people finally touched the door but started to start internal strife again.

Let's play and make trouble, why can't they win if they can win?

Just when the fastest Nanfeng reached for the door, Zhan Bo hugged him tightly from behind.

Zhanbo, you...

Nanfeng was shocked. When did you, this kid, learn bad things?

Zhan Bo embarrassedly confessed: This is all what Zi Qiao secretly taught me just now. If you want to blame it, blame Zi Qiao.

Ziqiao, who had just regained his composure on the sofa, bared his teeth and laughed loudly: Nanfeng, do you think you are the only one who can do evil?

Seeing this, Wanyu quickly pushed aside Nanfeng and Zhanbo and was about to open the door to leave. The door had just opened a crack, and Curry Sauce followed suit and hugged Wanyu, and the two of them fell backwards like onions.

Nanfeng desperately tried to break away from Zhan Bo, but with the strength of his hands, how could he be Zhan Bo's opponent.

But if he moves his feet, he can only use one move: the scorpion swings its tail and kicks directly towards Zhan Bo...

Forget it, it's just a game, there's no need to be so heavy-handed.

Especially since I am not like Yifei, who can exert force freely, so if I don't control the strength correctly, I can kill two people with one leg.

If she kills Zhan Bo's son, Yifei will definitely kill herself.

Therefore, no matter how reluctant Nanfeng was, he could only accept the fact that he was being held by a man from behind with a helpless look on his face, and then he would symbolically shout and struggle.

…

It feels even weirder to describe it this way.

At this time, Yifei had just finished cleaning up Zeng Xiaoxian. Seeing the four people fighting in the nest, she sneered very excitedly.

Now she can settle the accounts with these people one by one.

You are using me as a human target, right?

Yifei was rushing towards the gate. Zi Qiao and his senior brother, who had just recovered from their nerves, looked at each other, and their eyes gradually became firm.

You must win!!!

ah……

Ziqiao and his senior brother cried out heroically. With the spirit of sacrifice and fearless courage, they launched a desperate charge towards Hu Yifei, who was flying towards him.

ah……

The senior brother flew towards Yifei, trying to temporarily suppress Hu Yifei through mass and inertia.

…

Then his figure that flew towards him was like a top spinning in mid-air and was kicked back to the sofa by Yifei.

Taking advantage of the opportunity for Yifei to kick his senior brother away, Zi Qiao finally rushed within three inches of Yifei. He held a water gun tightly in his hand and aimed at Yifei's face and fired randomly.

Yifei instinctively turned her head and flashed away, but she heard a sound coming from Ziqiao's mouth that frightened her.

Kukukukiki!

This is the voice of the Transformers and one of Yifei's rare weaknesses.

Because every time when Zhan Bo heard this voice when he was a child, he would learn it reflexively, but when Yifei saw Zhan Bo learning, she would get goosebumps all over her body.

Over time, she even skipped the middle part directly. Just hearing this sound would make her whole body uncomfortable and goosebumps would fall to the ground.

Yifei instinctively began to tremble, so Ziqiao's water gun finally succeeded in hitting her in the face.

Kukukukiki!

Zi Qiao yelled crazily to give himself more momentum, and he rushed forward with only the intention of pushing Yifei back.

Yifei gave Zi Qiao a knee-kick while her whole body was shaking. Zi Qiao immediately clutched her stomach and collapsed on the ground in pain.

Although this voice is a rare weakness of Yifei, if anyone thinks that he can easily control Hu Yifei with this, he is really too naive.

[Although Yifei is sick, he should not be taken seriously, so be careful! 】

And Nanfeng also took advantage of Zhanbo's conditioned reflex to learn from this voice when he broke away from his arms, opened the door and was about to go out.

As a result, as soon as his left foot took a step, his right foot was tightly hugged by Wan Yu who was lying on the ground and was forcefully pulled back.

Similarly, Nanfeng would not be able to hit Wan Yu hard.

So he and Curry Sauce, who were lying on the ground fighting with Wanyu, could only find a way to break away from Wanyu's restraints, but Wanyu hugged her tightly regardless, and they couldn't break free in a short time.

Seeing that Curry Sauce would be unable to save Nanfeng for a while, she simply stood up and prepared to run out.

Zhanbo, who had finished his conditioned reflex, hurriedly controlled the curry sauce, and the four of them reached a deadlock again.

south wind!!!

A loud shout came from behind, and Yifei completely fell into rage mode, and her eyes seemed to light up with a dazzling red light.

From the perspective of Meijia, Yumo, and Guangu, Yifei's anger and energy bars seemed to be filled up in an instant, and the illusory combat power numbers above his head skyrocketed and finally settled on an infinite mathematical symbol.

Naruto! (Oh my god!) Sekiya said with a look of disbelief and a sense of joy that he would survive a disaster, Fortunately, I didn't join.

Yu Mo looked worried: This is a big deal now. Yifei hates it when people say this in front of her.

Yifei's loud shout made Nanfeng cover his ears. He explained loudly: I admit that all the previous plans were arranged by me, but these words are really not what I said.

Yifei paused as she rushed towards her. She originally thought that such a sinister trick must be done by Nanfeng, but Nanfeng has never been a man who dared to do something.

If it weren't for the south wind...

Yifei's weak, boneless hands had already pinched the back of Zhan Bo's neck. She smiled ferociously: Zhan Bo, do you have no nostalgia for this world?

Sister... Zhan Bo's eyes were full of panic, and he smiled flatteringly, I said I didn't mean it, do you believe it?

What do you think?

I said……

ah!

Zhan Bo was only halfway through his words when he was knocked to the ground by Yifei with a heavy punch. She originally wanted to teach Zhan Bo a lesson, but Meijia's countdown had already begun.

【ten. 】

Zhanbo!

Wanyu exclaimed. She looked at Zhan Bo, and the strength in her hands subconsciously decreased a bit.

When Nanfeng saw this, he immediately squatted down and used his hands to break away Wanyu who was hugging him tightly.

【Nine. 】

Yifei took advantage of the situation and kicked Zhang Bo. Curry Sauce saw this and hid aside to avoid suffering the physical pain.

【eight. 】

Nanfeng finally broke free from Wanyu's restraints, stood firm and prepared to leave.

【seven. 】

As soon as he turned around to face the door, he heard a strong wind coming from behind, and Yifei's hand was about to put on his shoulder.

At this critical moment, Nanfeng gritted his teeth and suddenly exerted all his strength, kicking Yifei directly in the chest with a whip leg that made a low and shocking sound like thunder in early winter.

Nanfeng didn't know any martial arts, and he didn't learn it systematically.

But both Yifei and Nanfeng's words of no only refer to his little ability as a three-legged cat, which doesn't even count as breaking into a house.

Even though he practiced piano hard when he was a child, he didn't learn any kung fu on his hands. Now his hand injury means that his hand strength can't compare with others.

But my hands are weak, so what does it have to do with my legs?

Even if you haven't learned it systematically, you can still use two or three kicks to defend yourself.

This is why Nanfeng's first reaction when the cat cafe suspected that Zhang Wei was bent was to kick and break a few of his ribs, because a three-legged cat like him simply couldn't hold back his strength.

【six. 】

A trace of surprise flashed in Yifei's eyes. Facing Nanfeng's sudden move, she could only protect her chest with her elbows in a hurry, and her two forearms and whip legs collided with each other, making a dull sound.

As we all know, the strength of the legs is several times more than the strength of the hands. What's more, the opponent in front of Nanfeng is Yifei. He almost used his full strength on this leg.

However, Yifei used her defensive position to block Nanfeng's unexpected full-force attack. Facing Nanfeng's whip kick, she did not retreat even one step but used her strength to knock Nanfeng back.

The strength of your legs is several times that of your hands, but how can your Nanfeng's strength and skills compare to mine, Hu Yifei's?

Curry Sauce's eyes lit up, and she quietly moved toward the door.

【five. 】

Nanfeng took a few steps back, until he retreated to the corner of the wall before he stabilized his figure.

【Four. 】

Not bad, I haven't forgotten the kicking skills of this three-legged cat. It's a pity that I don't want to embarrass myself in front of my little sister with this skill. Yifei commented with a smile.

Nanfeng uttered two words with helplessness on his face: Pervert!

He is his own dish, but at least he is a grown man who is 1.85 meters tall and exercises every day.

His old man probably couldn't use his elbows to hold his legs motionless, and then he could knock himself out.

Or...have a chance to try it?

【three. 】

The curry sauce had already started to rush towards the door. Upon seeing this, Yifei hurriedly tried to stop the curry sauce, but was stopped by Nan Feng.

Nanfeng's whip kick this time was even less deterrent in front of the prepared Yifei. Before his thigh hit Yifei, Yifei's straight punch had completely made Nanfeng lose his combat effectiveness.

No matter who is blocking the way in front of me, if I am serious, I will do it alone!

【two. 】

Hu Yifei didn't even look at Nanfeng and flew towards Curry Sauce, but Wan Yu, a professional thigh hugger, hugged her thigh tightly: Curry Sauce, I can only rely on you, you must win!

No matter how much internal strife there was before, there had to be someone who could get through it.

Things like Brave Adventure Plus must not be allowed to come out to harm all living beings! ! !

As soon as Wan Yu finished speaking, Yifei was dispatched at the speed of light.

【one. 】

Yifei was about to grab Curry Sauce with ghostly hands. Curry Sauce glanced at the open door, gritted her teeth, threw herself forward, and rolled out in the same rolling position.

【zero. 】

Meijia raised her arms and cheered: Curry sauce rushed out of the gate, the Big Brother team scored two points, and the final score was five to two.

I declare that the winner of this ultimate name competition is Senior Brother!

good!!!

The entire 3601 suddenly burst into applause. Not only the members of Senior Brother's team cheered and celebrated, but Yu Mo who was watching the battle, Yifei, who was the boss at the end of the level, and even all the members of Zi Qiao's team were cheering loudly.

Unknowingly, this competition for the ultimate title that was supposed to be full of gunpowder has been twisted by Yifei's brave adventure into a painful, torturous but endlessly memorable experience.

Zi Qiao clapped his hands in displeasure, but still stepped forward and stretched out his hand towards Senior Brother: Well done, Senior Brother, your swoop just now was particularly handsome.

Thank you for your fierce rush just now...

...

...and also very brave. A rare smile appeared on the eldest brother's calm face.

After these two days of brave adventure, although there is no part of the body that is not tired, the senior brother has indeed gained the long-lost freedom and happiness here.

The most important thing is to get a steady stream of inspiration.

Just now, the scene of everyone working together to fight Yifei has been slightly modified to look like a comic of the brave team fighting the big devil.

And this big devil is absolutely very oppressive.

If he hadn't had a child and was getting older, he might really consider moving here.

Ziqiao and the senior brother shook hands and looked at each other with a smile.

Zi Qiao was still a little unwilling, but still sighed: The rules of the world are that you are willing to accept defeat.

I, Lu Ziqiao, am not someone who cannot afford to lose. From now on, the title of Little White Dragon in Langli belongs to you alone.

The senior brother nodded: Hand in...

...

……friend?

Of course, it would be more honorable to have a big cartoonist as a friend.

Ziqiao's ability to adjust is the best in the apartment. Even though he was obsessed with the title of Little White Dragon in Langli, he quickly came out of the haze of failure and hugged his senior brother's shoulders with a playful smile.

But I still have something to tell you... Zi Qiao whispered, Chen Meijia is very stupid. She can't even recite the multiplication table. If you want to marry her home and be your son's stepmother, She will definitely teach your precious son to be stupid.

The senior brother looked at Ziqiao and Meijia, and nodded thoughtfully: So...

...

……in this way.

He didn't answer Zi Qiao clearly, but just made an OK gesture towards Zi Qiao.

Now Qiao's attitude towards his senior brother became more and more enthusiastic.

What are you talking about? A group of people gathered around Zi Qiao and his senior brother, who were arm-in-arm.

As Wan Yu said, Yifei was very measured in her actions. Apart from a brief pain, everyone probably wouldn't even get a bruise after taking off their clothes.

It's just that this final test has strengthened everyone's idea not to provoke Hu Yifei. After all, her fighting power is really terrifying.

It's nothing. Zi Qiao responded casually, I told senior brother to introduce him to a girlfriend when I have time.

After hearing everything, Nanfeng smiled and nodded: Then you have to help senior brother with his eyesight. Don't introduce him to a girl who can't even memorize the multiplication table.

Zi Qiao didn't care about Nan Feng's teasing. He nodded and said, That's right. I'm a famous love saint in the world, so I still have some discernment.

What!!!

The disbelief of the eldest brother made everyone cover their ears subconsciously.

Are you Lu Xiaobu, the sage of love? The same Lu Xiaobu, the sage of love, who wrote the supreme guide in the world of picking up girls, Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals?

Holy shit, he's talking faster than we can talk. Yifei exclaimed.

Meijia looked at Guan Gu in surprise: So your senior brother can speak well?

Guangu also lost his glasses in shock. He picked them up in a panic and said, This is also the first time I heard Senior Brother speak so fluently.

Um……

Yes, it's me.

Lu Ziqiao was still a little disappointed at first, but when he saw the eldest brother's look of admiration, he suddenly felt very good.

Zi Qiao stood up straight, took off all his armor, and adjusted his suit.

He proudly sat on the sofa with his legs crossed and looked at the guys in the love apartment: That means you will simply regard me as a scumbag. Now you know my status in the world, Lu Xiaobu, right? ?”

Referee! Referee!

The senior brother asked excitedly: Is it too late for me to admit defeat now?

Meijia looked puzzled: Senior Brother, we have finished the competition now.

That's okay. Senior Brother sat next to Zi Qiao quite flatteringly, Brother, if you like the title of Little White Dragon in Langli, just go ahead and take it. I will never say a word to you.

The eldest brother said seriously: Brother, I want to ask you for one thing. I am raising the child by myself, and I just want to find him a stepmother.

But I'm really slow in speaking and doing things. I've tried several blind dates but it just doesn't work after one meeting. Brother, can you help me and give me some advice?

Eldest Brother, are you still slow in speaking and doing things? Yu Mo covered his mouth and said in surprise, His execution ability is almost as good as Yifei's.

Nan Feng turned sideways and said to Yu Mo: It's normal. If you want to blame it, you can only blame the stepmother for being too charming.

Even Guan Gu couldn't stand listening to what Senior Brother said: Senior Brother, we helped you win your title of Little White Dragon in the Waves. Isn't it too inconsistent with the rules of the world for you to do this?

What do you know? The senior brother raised his eyebrows, As long as the stepmother's problem is solved, not to mention the rules of the world, even the morality and etiquette will be just a cloud!

Everyone looked at each other.

Zi Qiao could hardly hold back the smile on his face. He coughed a few times and pretended to be embarrassed: Elder brother, if you ask me to introduce someone to you, I will definitely say nothing.

But if we can help...

Zi Qiao rubbed his fingers and said, It's not that I don't want to help you, but you also know that picking up girls is a very troublesome thing and requires a lot of effort.

Especially since I'm still busy looking for a job and paying the rent. I really don't have time...

Zi pretended to look up to the sky with a look of regret and sighed.

[In the inner world, Zi Qiao looked at the hundred-dollar bills falling from the sky and said with a smile. 】

[Based on my relationship with Guan Gu and the fact that my senior brother is really nice, I will definitely help you with this. 】

[But as the saying goes, brothers have to settle accounts openly. 】

[Friends are friends, help is help. 】

[If I don’t take advantage of it, wouldn’t I become a bastard? 】

Meijia sneered and said: Elder brother, don't listen to him. He can pick up a girl in three days. Why is this troublesome? He just wants to rip you off.

I am Lu Xiaobu, is the senior brother also Lu Xiaobu? Zi Qiao looked at Meijia fiercely, who wanted to ruin his own financial path.

You crazy bitch, if I were rich, it would be...even though it wouldn't do you any good, but it wouldn't do any harm, right?

Zi Qiao sneered: Besides, how could a loyal person like me just help senior brother find a girlfriend?

As long as the senior brother is willing to trust me, let alone his girlfriend, I will not hesitate to support them all the way until they get married and have a second child.

Ziqiao patted his senior brother and said, Senior brother, believe me, you and I really hit it off.

It's a pity that I am penniless now and can hardly afford to pay the rent. I really don't have any extra time to help you.

Yifei was very disdainful: If you are going to support your second child like this, does that stepmother like the senior brother or you?

It's weird. You like being a love strategist so much and you have the nerve to question me?

Zi Qiao raised her head arrogantly: Yifei, ah, Yifei, in terms of force, I am a firefly and dare not compete with you, the bright moon, but when it comes to falling in love, you see me like a mayfly sees the blue sky.

Teach students in accordance with their aptitude and only give suggestions. Don't I know such a simple thing?

Zi Qiao said with a smile: I just magnified the shining points of senior brother's character and then slightly covered up his shortcomings.

Everyone looked at Zi Qiao with disdain. Everyone knew that Zi Qiao said so much just to blackmail the senior brother. Even the senior brother himself knew it.

But the problem is that they really can't doubt Zi Qiao's ability to pick up girls. Not to mention the four clichéd factions besieging the love apartment. The ex-girlfriends who Zi Qiao was beaten by yesterday are enough to explain everything.

That Miss Shen who hit people with a seven-digit bag made even Zeng Xiaoxian want to eat soft food.

So, it’s more of a deal than a rip-off.

As for whether this deal is a good deal or not, senior brother still has to make up his own mind.

The senior brother patted Zi Qiao's hand that he kept rubbing: Don't worry, brother, your brother is absolutely reliable.

Aren't you looking for a job to make money? As long as the stepmother's matter is resolved, I will cover your rent, water and electricity for three months.

When you wait for the wedding and the second baby's full moon, the red envelope I will give you will definitely be the thickest.

How can this be so embarrassing? Zi Qiao looked like he was ashamed, but he quickly patted his chest and assured, But since we are such strong brothers, your business is my business.

Don't worry, Senior Brother, I will definitely take care of your stepmother's affairs!

The senior brother hugged Ziqiao happily: Good brother!

Brothers!

[Three months’ rent, water and electricity, and two big red envelopes...]

[Elder brother, if I were a woman, I would love you to death. 】

【Hahahahaha...】

Everyone sighed when they saw this scene, and were immediately disgusted by the deep brotherly love between these two people.

The ultimate name competition that lasted for two days actually turned into a show of deep brotherhood. If they had known it, they would just name Lu Xiaobu, the trumpet, and it would be over.

So what are they working so hard this weekend for?

Nanfeng walked up and patted the two of them on the shoulders: Ziqiao, senior brother...

What's wrong?

The two looked towards Nanfeng.

I despise you!!! everyone said in unison.

The chapter [Battle for the White Dragon] is over.

Come, come, this big chapter is finally over.

[Battle for the White Dragon] tried a lot of things, such as this can also be explained, and the competitive level of the brave adventure. Dove tried to make each test as easy and interesting as possible. I don’t know if you will like this chapter.

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