Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

That's almost shit!

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the few people who were laughing at Nanfeng's words an instant success and said angrily: Can you be more serious!

Teacher Zeng, why do you feel like you are a newcomer compared to me? Yu Mo pointed at the group of unofficial people around him, When did our love apartment adopt a serious style?

Yifei laughed so hard that she laughed. She pointed at Xiaoxian and mocked: We probably understand what you said, so do you want to dress up like this in a few days to attract sponsors?

Xiaoxian stood up unconvinced: Why can't I get sponsorship like this?

The wrinkled suit, the sloppy hairstyle, the low-quality perfume, and your deep-rooted wretched temperament...

Teacher Zeng, you look very toneless.

If I dressed like you and went out to pick up girls, I wouldn't be able to catch a single fish in three days.

Zi Qiao, a little expert in picking up girls, commented.

Zeng Xiaoxian protested: That's nonsense. I'll just tolerate what you guys say. How on earth am I so obscene?

Nanfeng said calmly: Don't be so modest. The flattering look you had when you chatted with Lisa last time made me want to laugh when I heard it from the balcony.

“That, that was before, but now I have awakened and matured.

I will use my own ability to conquer Lisa and gain recognition from sponsors, instead of relying on groveling!

Zeng Xiaoxian said righteously, with an iron-clad look.

However, last time the man with strong bones was bent by Guan Gu with thirty elbows, and he didn't know how long Xiaoxian's strong bones would last.

Meijia's eyes lit up and she waved to the door to say hello: Lisa, why are you here?

Tch, Meijia, don't try to lie to me with your little thoughts. Brother Xian, I'm very smart. When did you and Lisa have such a good relationship?

The smart Zeng Xiaoxian puffed up his chest: Besides, it's off work time now, I'm not afraid even if Lisa comes!

Is that so? Zeng~Xiao~xian~

Lisa's familiar voice echoed in Xiaoxian's ears. Xiaoxian turned around without thinking, bowed towards the door and smiled flatteringly.

Li~sa~

Wrathful. Yu Mo spat.

Very obscene. Meijia and Ziqiao commented in unison.

Incredibly obscene! Yifei dismissed it.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the empty door and was stunned.

Nanfeng continued to speak slowly in Lisa's voice: Your true colors are revealed, baby Xian.

Nanfeng, you fooled me again!

Yu Mo said worriedly: Teacher Zeng, you won't want to treat sponsors with this attitude when the time comes, right?

Although Yu Mo didn't understand sponsorship and advertising, she had seen rich people.

With such a wealthy sponsor, there shouldn't be a shortage of sycophants around him, right?

Zeng Xiaoxian still wanted to refute, but Nan Feng had already stood up and handed him a tissue: Teacher Zeng, let's not talk about attitude for now. You'd better wipe the shit out of your eyes first.

ah?

Zeng Xiaoxian took the tissue in a panic, and while wiping the shit out of his eyes, he defended himself: I'm just doing some styling for you to take advantage of, so don't pay too much attention to these small details.

I will never make these stupid mistakes until the day when I officially solicit sponsorship.

Meijia took the sausage from the coffee table, peeled it open, and gave it to Sauce Knot. She said firmly, Teacher Zeng, I think you don't have to be so nervous. I believe there will be no problem in sponsoring this time.

Look, look, this is the eyes of the masses!

Zeng Xiaoxian had a mean smile on his face: Meijia, do you also think that I am very good and there is no need to worry about not getting sponsorship?

No, I think with the ability of your thigh-high female boss, no matter how much you win over others, I can at least give you a guarantee.

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression changed, and then he said weakly: Um...Lisa is only responsible for helping me connect people, not sponsors.

Teacher Zeng, you'd better express your condolences. Meijia replied quite straightforwardly.

Nanfeng nodded as expected: The leader already values ​​you very much if she can help you connect. If she really helps you get sponsorship personally, then you can prepare to pack up and move to her house.

According to Nan Feng's judgment, unless Zi Qiao went to the radio station to compete with Zeng Xiaoxian for a job, no one should be able to enjoy the soft rice treatment of the leader personally helping to attract sponsorship.

For Zeng Xiaoxian, this sponsorship event is both an opportunity and a test.

As long as you can grasp him, you can be proud on the radio. If you can't grasp him, you can only lie down.

Before, Teacher Zeng could still say that he was unappreciated for his talent, but now opportunities have been presented to him. If he can't seize them, he can't blame anyone.

That's why I had to prepare carefully, but you all poured cold water on me without giving me any face. Zeng Xiaoxian said dejectedly.

Then do you want to hear complimentary lies or harsh truths?

Zi Qiao didn't care at all about Zeng Xiaoxian's frustration: It doesn't matter whether we give you face or not. What matters is whether your sponsor is willing to give you face.

Meijia also said from the side: Teacher Zeng, we are a family, how can we not wish you well, but your blind optimism is really unacceptable.

He's always been like this. He swells up when his horoscope is not even straightened out. When the critical moment comes, he starts to fear and avoid again.

Yifei snorted coldly: It was like this when I applied for a TV host job last time, and it's still like this now when I'm trying to get sponsorship. If we don't throw cold water on you, your tail will be raised to the sky.

Zeng Xiaoxian lowered his head and remained silent. He knew that everyone was telling the truth, but his character could not be changed so easily.

After a while, he asked sheepishly: Then what do you think I should do?

That's cool. Yifei curled her lips.

She sat upright, ready to teach this bottom radio host a lesson: There are four situations in total when you go out to solicit sponsorship.

Value, relationship, personal charm, and licking skills. If you have one of the four, you can attract sponsorship.

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head repeatedly: I don't understand.

Nanfeng explained: What Yifei means is that either your program is of high enough value and you can definitely make a profit without losing money by sponsoring the program.

Either your relationship is big enough, for example, if you and Wanyu's identities are reversed, everyone will give you money for advertising because of your father's sake.

If your personal charm is outstanding enough to convince sponsors that you are a piece of jade hidden in stone, they will also invest in you in advance.

Nanfeng shrugged: If you can't do these three things, then rely on licking and serve the sponsors well. They might just throw away 1.8 million as sponsorship fees if they are happy.

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized: It turns out there are so many ways to get sponsorship...

Yu Mo turned to look at Nanfeng: Has he never gotten any sponsorship or advertising?

Nan Feng nodded.

No wonder...

Yifei continued: I think you don't have to worry too much about value and relationship. First, because your radio program is already ranked last, and this value cannot be improved no matter how much you do.

The second reason is that since Lisa is already helping you make connections, unless she is willing to waste time and effort to play with you, there is definitely a high possibility that the advertisers she introduces to you will sponsor your program.

Wow, Yifei, you are so understanding. Meijia's eyes lit up as she listened.

Yifei raised her head proudly: That's right, regardless of my level, I have arranged for the student union cadres under me to do the sponsorship thing since high school.

As a ruthless person whose achievements and resume can't be filled out on three pages of A4 paper, Yifei has been the monitor and student union president since elementary school.

From high school student union affairs to college club activities, her experience in soliciting sponsorships is much richer than that of a radio host with zero advertisers.

So all I can do now is to fully demonstrate my personal charm or make sponsors comfortable?

That's absolutely correct. Yifei said with her arms crossed, I suggest you choose the second one, because it's much easier than showing off your personal charm.

Zi Qiao's eyes lit up: Teacher Zeng, why don't you invite sponsors to come to our pool party.

“Where did we get the pool party?”

“As long as you nod in agreement, I can help you throw the ultimate pool party in minutes.

“Seafood buffet, free flow of drinks, and most importantly, there are groups of handsome guys and beautiful girls.

I promise to make your sponsors so horny that they can't stop!

Zi Qiao's eyes began to sparkle with dazzling light as he spoke, and he had already begun to imagine the ultimate pool party.

Handsome guy? Party!

Meijia hugged her elbows and cheered: Handsome guy! Handsome guy! Party! Party!

Get high, all of you!

It sounds really good. Yu Mo, who likes to join in the fun, also agreed, I just have a question, who will pay for such a huge expense for this ultimate pool party? Does the radio station have the funds?

Zi Qiao suddenly whistled irrelevantly.

Nan Feng rolled his eyes at Zi Qiao, who was pretending to be a self-interested person and said, Lisa is obviously secretly using the back door to boost performance for Teacher Zeng. Where else can she ask for funds from Taili?

Zeng Xiaoxian applauded Zi Qiao's immoral idea: What a great idea. If Lisa knew that I used my own money to sponsor the radio station, she would be moved to tears.

Yeah, I think this is a good idea too. Zi Qiao immediately became lively, That's it, I'm going to contact handsome guys and beauties!

I'll make you a big-headed ghost!

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Zi Qiao and Mei Jia angrily: I beg you two, even if you can't come up with any normal ideas, please don't harm me, okay.

I can throw the ultimate pool party with my little money and still owe the radio station twenty years of salary!

Lu Ziqiao, don't think that I don't know that you want to take advantage of this opportunity to pick up girls!

Yifei also grabbed Meijia's ears and pulled her back to the sofa: And you, Meijia, business matters now, don't go crazy with Ziqiao!

oh……

Originally, Zeng Xiaoxian was still wavering between the two paths, but when Qiao Zi came up with this unreliable idea, he immediately became firm.

Zeng Xiaoxian slapped the sofa: I have decided that there is no future for licking dogs.

Licking the ads brought in by sponsors is not the answer after all. I choose the first one. Brother Xian wants to show off my personality charm.

Nan Feng also nodded in agreement.

In fact, gold-medal producers like Lisa don't care whether Xiaoxian relies on licking or personal charm to attract sponsorship. After all, a licking dog that can get sponsorship by licking is not called a licking dog.

That's called the ability to advance and retreat freely.

However, as a friend, Nanfeng definitely hopes that Teacher Zeng can win based on his personal charm and ability, rather than relying on flattery, fair-weather and beautiful women.

Besides, who would spend their own money to run a radio station?

Isn't this just stupid?

but……

Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who had ruined the suit he gave him into street goods, and felt that if he wanted to pursue personal charm, he would have a long way to go.