Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Nan Feng and Yu Mo took Brother Wang to a secluded corner and explained everything clearly.

After learning the truth, Brother Wang asked suspiciously: So you two are really not a couple?

It's really not true. Nanfeng and Yumo said in unison.

its not right.

Brother Wang rubbed his chin: Based on my many years of experience in catching puppy love, I can tell at a glance whether two young people on the street are a couple, let alone in school.

I think you two should be a couple.

Nan Feng and Yu Mo looked at each other, but Nan Feng finally looked away silently.

Brother Wang murmured to himself in confusion: Is it because I am old and my eyesight has declined?

Brother Wang, you are not old. Nanfeng comforted, You also said that you are looking for young people, not old gangsters, so it is normal for you to be suspicious of us.

Who do you think is the old boss? Yu Mo looked at Nanfeng with an unkind expression.

Women have always been very sensitive to the word old, especially after they pass the age of twenty-five.

Even though they are still young, they still can't escape Ben San's words.

Nanfeng said disapprovingly: In front of high school students who are sixteen or seventeen years old, we are already old guys.

Sorry, if you want to be an old guy, don't get involved with me.

Yu Mo straightened his hair and puffed up his chest proudly: This beauty will always be eighteen years old. If I put on a school uniform and sneak away to high school now, the security guards and teachers will not be able to tell that I have graduated from college many years ago.

Brother Wang, do you think so?

Brother Wang gave a thumbs up: As for my sister... I'll just call you brother and sister, I'm used to it.

With the looks of my sister-in-law, even if someone says she is only sixteen years old, people will believe her.

Look, I'm still very young. Yu Mo raised his head slightly, his eyes moving.

Nan Feng smiled, but did not refute her.

snort.

Yu Mo looked at the uncontrollable smile on Nan Feng's face. She turned her head and pretended not to want to talk to Nan Feng.

Seeing that Nan Feng had no intention of coaxing her, Yu Mo immediately opened his eyes and said coquettishly to Nan Feng, No, you really don't want to coax me?

You're obviously not angry, why should I coax you? Nan Feng still had a faint smile on his face.

Brother Wang laughed loudly: With how flirtatious you are, no wonder I got it wrong.

Young people today are really strange. Instead of being in a good relationship, they just like to play with ambiguity.

But if you think about it carefully, it's good for young people to have some ambiguity, at least it can protect their waists.

Brother Wang instinctively covered his lower back.

Nanfeng apologized to Brother Wang sheepishly: Brother Wang, I'm so sorry.

Logically speaking, I should have told you this kind of thing earlier, but I don't have a good memory, and I really find it too troublesome to explain so much.

I did something wrong in this matter, please forgive me.

It was not that Nanfeng had never thought about continuing to lie, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt it was unnecessary.

He didn't explain to Brother Wang that it was because he was troublesome, but he didn't expect that he almost caused a bigger trouble because of his previous trouble.

If Zeng Xiaoxian really knew about this, the tidbits about him and Yu Mo would definitely occupy the gossip headlines in the headquarters on the sixth floor of the love apartment.

That’s when the real trouble comes.

In this case, there is no need for Nanfeng to continue to make up lies to deceive his very friendly big brother.

Using one lie to cover up the previous one will only become more and more troublesome. When the lie is completely exposed, who knows what will happen.

It's okay, it's okay. Brother Wang is open-minded and doesn't care about this.

But he was more or less regretful: So you haven't used any of the maintenance tips I told you before?

Nanfeng's face turned red and he quickly avoided Yu Mo's probing gaze: ...It's really not needed.

Brother Wang looked at the two well-matched people in front of him and smiled boldly: It's okay, it looks like it's just a matter of time.

The three of them talked about everything for a while. Of course, it was Brother Wang who was mainly talking, while Nan Feng and Yu Mo mostly just stood aside and listened.

It can only be said that Brother Wang is worthy of being a high school teacher for more than ten years. Nan Feng and Yu Mo don't know how good his teaching skills are, but his storytelling ability is indeed quite excellent.

Especially high school is a gathering place for weirdos. A group of sixteen or seventeen-year-old adolescent students can do all kinds of outrageous things except test papers and homework.

Brother Wang, who has been teaching for more than ten years, has heard or personally experienced a lot of weird behaviors that normal people will never see in their lives.

He divided these weird things into four chapters and thirty-six knowledge points to talk about. When he encountered the key weird things, he would draw inferences from one example and bring in some weird cases from the high school next door.

Nan Feng and Yu Mo are like two jaguars in a melon field, both eating with relish.

No wonder Meijia likes gossip and eating melon so much. Eating melon is such an interesting thing.

As a girl, Yu Mo's gossip soul quietly began to awaken.

...Speaking of sleepwalking, we have to mention the two senior boys from the No. 2 Middle School next door three years ago. We can first assume that they are Xiao Zhao and Xiao Qian.

As Brother Wang spoke, he picked up the thermos cup he carried with him and blew gently, then took a sip of tea in a teacher-like manner.

Xiao Zhao has been sleepwalking since he was a child, and he has an attack from time to time.

“So when he was boarding in high school, he would use several ropes to surround the lower bunk where he slept before going to bed to prevent him from running out.

Xiao Qian may have been under too much pressure in his senior year of high school. That night he suddenly shouted: I want to breathe fresh air.

Then Xiao Qian left his dormitory directly and wandered in the corridor.

Brother Wang covered the thermos cup and continued to speak energetically.

Xiao Qian's roommates were frightened awake by his shouting, and they quickly got up after learning that Xiao Qian was sleepwalking.

He looked at Yu Mo: I'm going to mention a knowledge point here. Can sleepwalkers be awakened?

Yu Mo shook his head repeatedly.

Well, of course not.

So Xiaoqian's roommates can only spread out, those who are looking for teachers look for teachers, those who look for dormitory managers, leaving a few to look after Xiaoqian.

“What do you think Xiaoqian did?

Yes, that's right.

Xiao Qian pushed open the ajar door of Xiao Zhao's dormitory and let Xiao Zhao out, who was sleepwalking in bed, before his roommate got up.

Brother Wang said with admiration: I don't know why, but these two sleepwalking patients can actually talk to each other, as if they had the same dream.

Is this... a single machine becoming online? Nan Feng looked shocked.

That's not important. Brother Wang continued, What's important is that the two sleepwalking patients held hands and hummed Little Rabbit Be Good and knocked on the dormitory door on the entire floor, waking up the entire sixth floor.

Then their dream suddenly changed and turned into... ahem

As you know, little boys always like to have some weird dreams during their adolescence.

So Xiao Qian and Xiao Zhao stood in front of all the male classmates who were woken up on the sixth floor...

Brother Wang's story was about to end when a sudden phone call interrupted his rhythm.

“Hey, ah…your manicure is done.

Okay, okay, I'll be there right away.

Yu Mo was listening with great interest. Seeing that Brother Wang was not going to continue, she subconsciously complained in a low voice: You dare to be a eunuch in front of the audience. Aren't you afraid that we will send him a blade?

You must have read too many online novels. Nanfeng responded in the same low voice.

Brother Wang hung up the phone and said sheepishly: Your sister-in-law has finished her manicure, I have to rush there quickly.

Okay, Brother Wang, please do your work first, Nanfeng nodded and agreed.

Although Yu Mo really wanted to hear the end of the story, she still smiled and nodded: Brother Wang, please walk slowly. Thank you for telling us so many interesting things.

It's okay, just think of it as a way to hone my teaching skills. Brother Wang grinned: If you like listening to me, then my students will also like the gossip I intersperse during class.

He waved goodbye to Nan Feng and Yu Mo: I hope that when we meet next time, I can legitimately call you brother and sister.

Two clusters of red clouds appeared on Yu Mo's face.

Brother Wang blinked at Nanfeng, muttering work harder silently, then turned and left.

Let's go back too, Teacher Zeng is probably getting impatient. Nanfeng said calmly.

No rush, have you figured out how to explain it to Teacher Zeng?

Nanfeng shook his head: But we can think about it while walking.

“This is too inefficient, we might as well think about it and go back.

Or... we can do something else first.

Yu Mo's eyes were so bright that Nan Feng couldn't help but avoid the too hot gaze: What do you want to do?

I think……

Let's take a group photo together.

Yu Mo took out his cell phone from his pocket.

Nanfeng was stunned: You want to take a group photo too?

We are also friends. If Meijia can take a photo with you, why can't I take a photo with you? Yu Mo winked playfully, I think your red suit also goes well with my white clothes. After all, white is versatile. .”

It's different. Nanfeng replied.

Meijia just used herself as a backdrop, but Yumo...

Who knows what she is thinking?

Yu Mo raised his head slightly, and his fair and slender neck looked like crystal clear white jade under the sunlight: What's the difference?

Is it Meijia who treats you differently, or I treat you differently.

south wind:……

Because he agreed to Meijia first, he really couldn't think of any reason to reject Yumo for a while.

Yu Mo smiled sweetly.

With Meijia clearing the way in front, he was able to get through unimpeded.

But I have already promised Meijia. Even if I want to take pictures, it must be on a first-come, first-served basis.

But Meijia is not here now, and...

Yu Mo strode towards the direction of her heart. She raised her head high and stared at Nanfeng calmly and stubbornly.

Even if we say first come, first served, I will come first.