Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Just cause, just cause…

I don't have any valid reasons!

Zi Qiao was immediately troubled. He felt that his reason for picking up girls was quite legitimate.

Although he didn't say hello to Meijia, Jiang Yuzi didn't object to it at all.

【Sauce elbow:? ? ? 】

If the reason itself is not valid enough, then...

Make up a valid reason?

He rolled his eyes, and there seemed to be a picture slowly unfolding in his mind.

…

“Mika! Meijia!

Mika, I'm back!

Zi Qiao limped back with his clothes torn and his face bruised and bruised.

He hunched over and staggered to the angry Meijia.

Lu Ziqiao, let me squirt a mouthful of salt soda... What's going on with you?

Meijia didn't even finish her greetings to Zi Qiao when she was startled by Zi Qiao who had a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Lu Ziqiao, what are you planning?

Let me tell you, this girl will not accept the apology of hanging on a thorn, only the apology of death!

Mika, I'm fine...

A warm smile appeared on Zi Qiao's lips, as if he wanted to comfort Mei Jia, but in the end he was exhausted and half-knelt in front of Mei Jia.

Ziqiao trembled and said in a gossamer voice.

Mika, just now I was waiting for you at the door of the store with my elbow in my arms...

“As a result, a dog dealer suddenly rushed up and snatched the elbow away.

“I immediately... rushed forward immediately, but I didn’t expect that they actually committed the crime in a gang.

“They are outnumbered and I am no match for them if I fight alone.

Mika, it hurts so much!

Seeing that Zi Qiao was unable to speak, and blood was slowly flowing out of the corner of her mouth, Meijia, who was originally furious, suddenly burst into tears.

Zi Qiao! Are you okay, Zi Qiao...

Why did they hit you so hard?

Ambulance, I'm going to call an ambulance right now!

Meijia cried and took out her mobile phone from her pocket to dial 120.

Don't do it!

Ziqiao subconsciously grabbed Meijia's wrist, with such strength that even Meijia was stunned.

Are you still so strong?

Maybe... maybe it's a reflection of the past...

Zi Qiao stretched out a trembling hand and wiped away the tears from the corners of Mei Jia's eyes.

Stop crying, girls look good when they smile, and you smile.

The best looking.

His eyes were blurred, and he seemed to have run out of energy. He used his last strength to hand the elbow wrapped in his coat to Mika.

But it's okay, sauce elbow...

I'm snatching it back. I'm here.

Zi Qiao's voice became lower and lower, and by the end it was almost a whisper.

He finally slowly closed his eyes.

Zi Qiao! Zi Qiao!

How could Meijia care about the elbow? She hugged Zi Qiao and cried loudly, her tears falling one by one like pearls.

“I must be dreaming, this isn’t real.

Zi Qiao! Zi Qiao!

[The fairy tale says that after the rain there will be a rainbow...]

As the sad music came from nowhere in the mall, Meijia's tears finally burst out of control like the Yellow River bursting its banks: Lu Ziqiao is such a bastard!

Why are you giving me such disgusting lines!!!

…

Very good, this reason is legitimate enough.

Zi Qiao was proud of his genius idea.

With this legitimate reason, Meijia must have nothing to say.

And as a dog-rescuing hero, I will definitely be grateful to Meijia, and from now on I will live a happy life with no worries about food and drink, and everything I need.

That’s it. I decided to put on pain makeup later and buy some ketchup to make blood packs!

Dog dealers? There are no dog dealers these days.

While Yifei was selecting pet supplies, she said to the other end of the Bluetooth headset: Yu Mo, don't make up excuses for this bastard.

And if you can't use your legitimate excuse, what kind of dog dealer would abduct dogs in a shopping mall?

Yifei turned her head and glanced at Zi Qiao's lower body, and said with a ferocious smile: Mika just told me, if Zi Qiao dares to use some excuse like a dog dealer to fool her.

She broke three of Ziqiao's legs so that he could only lie in bed for the rest of his life.

This way he can live a sexless life with no worries about food and drink, and everything he needs.

Ziqiao trembled when he heard this.

Xiaoli said doubtfully: Xiaobu, what are you...

Maybe it's too cold today, and the heater here isn't warm enough. I'm a little bit cold. Zi Qiao couldn't care less about Xiaoli, so he responded casually.

You really need to take care of yourself in such a cold weather.

Xiaoli waved to the clerk: Hello, can the air conditioning temperature in the store be raised a little higher?

Okay. The clerk agreed.

Thanks.

Zi Qiao was still chatting with Xiaoli from time to time. Because of his lack of concentration, the content of the chat was more or less less interesting than before.

But Xiaoli didn't take it seriously. Anyway, it was better than chatting with Zhang Wei.

Zi Qiao was still worried about his legitimate reasons at this time.

[Damn, Chen Meijia could actually think of such a genius reason in advance? 】

[Is she as talented as me? 】

If dog dealers can't do it, why not...

Want something exciting?

So the picture scroll slowly unfolded again.

…

Mika! Mika!

Mika, I'm back!

Lu Ziqiao, let me squirt some salt soda...what's going on with you? Meijia was stunned after saying this, Why should I say it again?

I saw Ziqiao wearing a purple gold crown with three prongs on her head, a Xichuan red brocade hundred-flower robe on her body, a chain armor with an animal face and a swallowing head, and an exquisite lion belt tied around her waist.

With the bow and arrow at hand, the halberd in hand, he sat down and neighed the red rabbit horse... Well, it seems that the horse can't enter the mall.

Then he has no horse.

Anyway, Ziqiao dressed as a military commander rushed in front of an angry Meijia.

There was only a loud and muffled sound, and Fang Tian's painted halberd, which weighed forty kilograms, fell from Zi Qiao's hand and hit the ground heavily.

Before Meijia could continue to curse, Ziqiao had already hugged Meijia tightly.

This war-hardened God of War finally shed two lines of tears.

Mika, I'm back.

I'm finally back.

Ziqiao held Meijia's face and said affectionately: You know, I have missed you for eighteen hundred years!

Lu Ziqiao, even if you want to evade responsibility, there is no need to break your brain!

Meijia angrily wanted to push Zi Qiao away, but the armor on his body was too heavy, and she couldn't break free from Zi Qiao's arms for a while.

No, Meijia, listen to me.

Zi Qiao said seriously: I know what I'm going to say next may be too outrageous, but I promise in the name of my father that what I'm going to say next is true.

Why don't you use your aunt's name to guarantee this time?

Uh...that's not important.

Zi Qiao continued: Meijia, you know, just now I traveled to the period of Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty and became a little soldier in Bingzhou.

Relying on the innate divine power I gained after time traveling and my inherently indestructible body, I became that rare martial arts prodigy that only happens once in a million years.

After countless near-death battles, I finally became the strongest man on land. Lu Xiaobu's reputation resounded throughout Bingzhou.

Zi Qiao straightened his body and said in a deep voice: In order to express respect for me, everyone voluntarily concealed the word '小' for me, Lu Xiaobu.

The world respectfully calls me...Flying General Lu Bu!

Lu Bu...it's not right, and Xiao Bu...it's not right either.

In short, this little Bu who called himself Lu Bu looked at Meijia affectionately.

At this moment, Meijia's expression was quite wonderful.

Meijia: (⊙⊙)?

This guy couldn't really have his brain damaged in order to evade responsibility.

Ziqiao ignored Meijia's expression as if struck by lightning and continued: Meijia, there I got everything a man dreams of.

Power, troops, force, wealth, beauty...

But every time I dream back at midnight, you always look like me in the dream. How many times do I want to hug you but I'm afraid of disturbing my sweet dream.

When I had everything, I realized that if I didn't have you in my life, then what's the point of having more.

You want to say...that you sleep with Diao Chan every night, and then you only think of me in your dreams?!!

Well...that's not important either.

Ziqiao almost choked because of Meijia.

[Why is the Chen Meijia in my imagination so difficult to deal with? 】

Mika, please continue to listen to me. Since then, I have been looking for a way to travel back through time.

Through my continuous exploration, I finally discovered the biggest secret of the late Eastern Han Dynasty.

Zhang Jiao is not dead at all!

He faked his death and escaped to control the troubled times behind his back, just to collect the luck of the Han Dynasty and open the tomb of Liu Bang, the founder of the Han Dynasty.

And Zhang Jiao's ultimate goal is to obtain the inner elixir left behind by the White Emperor who was killed by Liu Bang, the Red Emperor's son!

It is said that Liu Bang, the founder of the Han Dynasty, relied on this inner elixir to gather the world's luck and finally defeated the overlord Xiang Yu.

As long as you take this inner elixir, you can imitate the Yellow Emperor and ascend on the dragon, but Liu Bang finally left it in the mausoleum to maintain the Han Dynasty's national destiny for thousands of years.

Wait a minute.

Meijia's jaw dropped in surprise. She pushed Zi Qiao away and closed her almost dislocated jaw with her hands.

There is such a good thing that Liu Bang, a bastard, doesn't eat himself, but leaves it to future generations to maintain the country's destiny?

Are you sure you are talking about Liu Bang?

Um... it's still not important. Zi Qiao waved his hand and wanted to skip this topic.

Also, this White Emperor's inner elixir is so powerful, how did he get hacked to death by Liu Bang?

Forehead……

That's not important, right? Meijia rolled her eyes at Zi Qiao.

She raised a finger: “Last question.

Who is Zhang Jiao?

Uh... none of what you asked is important!!!

Zi Qiao hugged his head and collapsed: The point is that I traveled through time. Do you understand time travel?

I understand. It's not like I haven't seen Love Through Time before.

Meijia looked at Zi Qiao with disdain: Do you just want to tell me that you traveled through time and how you came back?

……right.

Then you continue, I will cooperate with you.

Meijia sighed. The character Zi Qiao imagined had no human rights.

So the two of them closed their eyes to adjust.

【Action! 】

Oh my God, Joe, you traveled through time!

Meijia rushed up and hugged Zi Qiao with tears in her eyes. She stroked Zi Qiao's handsome face: Tell me, tell me how did you come back?

Zi Qiao also looked at Mei Jia affectionately: After I learned the truth of the matter, I also imitated Zhang Jiao and faked his death to escape.

“In the end, we entered the tomb of Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty together on the day of the Battle of Chibi, when the luck of the Han Dynasty was at its most volatile.

Zhang Jiao and I, one with a martial arts prowess and the other with an immortality close to the gods, fought to the death in the tomb of Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty.

During the fight, I accidentally split the White Emperor's inner elixir into two pieces. Zhang Jiao and I each got one. We swallowed half of the inner elixir and gained the ability to live forever.

In order to get half of the inner elixir in my body, Zhang Jiao and I have been fighting openly and secretly for eighteen hundred years and refused to give up.

Finally not long ago, I exhausted the power of the White Emperor's inner elixir and all my martial arts skills to finally kill the mastermind on the spot who had been controlling the troubled world for eighteen hundred years.

Even though I lost my immortality and the power to kill Yifei instantly, I can finally come back to you and grow old with you.

Just to maintain the timeline, I have to wait until my original self travels back in time before I can appear in front of you.

Mika, you won't blame me.

Meijia shed tears as she looked at Zi Qiao, who was still young but her eyes were filled with vicissitudes of life. Her tears were as bright as pearls.

How could it be? You have worked so hard and sacrificed so much to come back. I feel sorry for you but it's too late, so how can I blame you?

By the way, Meijia, I just squatted at the place where I traveled and retrieved the pickled elbow.

Zi Qiao took out the pickled elbow from nowhere and handed it to Meijia: Now we can finally be together again.

Meijia called out affectionately: Ziqiao, no, General Lu Bu...

Zi Qiao responded gently: Mijia, you are my Diao Chan...

The two hugged each other tightly.

Being attacked from both sides by the iron armor and the airport, Sauce Elbow roared and squeezed out of the arms of the two men. It quickly landed and ran to the side of Nanfeng and the others.

Yifei put down the watermelon, picked up the elbow and muttered: Where did the watermelon come from in winter?

The mythical version of the Three Kingdoms has come out, and you are still thinking about whether there are watermelons in the winter. Nanfeng looked at the two people hugging each other and asked helplessly, According to Zi Qiao's imagination, what should we do at this time? ?”

Yu Mo shook his head and sighed: What else can I do? Just applaud.

Then the mall burst into applause, as if this crazy and outrageous thousand-year love was coming to an end.

Amidst the overwhelming applause, Zi Qiao passionately wanted to kiss Mei Jia.

Ziqiao... Meijia called softly with her eyes closed.

Um?

Do you think I would really be that stupid in reality?

Zi Qiao thought for a while and said honestly: I think with your IQ, there is at least a one-tenth chance that I will succeed.

How could I be so stupid?

Meijia opened her eyes and smiled lightly at Zi Qiao, revealing two pear dimples. The crystal tears in her eyes just fell down and stopped on these two pear dimples.

Meijia, who smiles with tears in her eyes, is incomparably beautiful.

Even if the whole story is full of holes, at least one thing is true.

This kind of Meijia can really make people travel across eighteen hundred years just to get back to her.

And you dare not tell me that you like me in reality, but in your imagination you actually want to kiss me. Are you being too sultry?

Zi Qiao shrugged: I just think the current atmosphere is very suitable to end with a kiss.

You know very well that as long as you say you love me, I will forgive you everything.

It's because you forgive me for everything that I don't dare to say I love you easily.

Zi Qiao looked up and looked around blankly, making sure he was still in his imagination, then he said hesitantly.

You'll have better options.

Of course I will have a better choice, but do you really want me to run towards a better choice?

Zi Qiao remained silent.

Meijia patted his back gently and said, This is your imaginary world. All the questions and answers are already in your heart.

Follow your heart. Meijia's voice was almost whispering.

Zi Qiao smiled self-deprecatingly: If I could follow, would I have to wait until now?

It's okay. Meijia smiled playfully, It's just imagination anyway. You can confirm it with me countless times...

She stood up on her tiptoes and kissed Zi Qiao gently.

As Zi Qiao said, the current atmosphere is really suitable for ending with a kiss.

I love you.

The imaginary world suddenly collapsed, everything began to blur, and all sounds turned into scattered words.

So except Zi Qiao, I'm afraid no one can confirm who said the last I love you.

But as Zi Qiao said.

It does not matter.