Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

I just want to use the bathroom!

To the restroom!

Woooooooo...

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian was like a wronged little daughter-in-law, crying on Hu Yifei's shoulder.

Okay, okay, don't cry. Nothing happened to you in the end anyway.

Yifei patted Xiaoxian's back gently and comforted her patiently.

She didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she saw Xiaoxian looking like a resentful woman.

If it were normal times, if a grown man like Zeng Xiaoxian dared to cry on her shoulder like this, she would have become impatient.

But this time, he and Meijia almost made big news for Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian almost achieved his dream of becoming famous in one fell swoop, but this shot was not a TV station's salute.

But his own little anal cannon.

Who said nothing happened?

Zeng Xiaoxian burst into tears and said, I hurriedly hurriedly and slowly, but I still didn't catch up...

Everyone was shocked and stayed away from Zeng Xiaoxian.

Could it be that Teacher Zeng’s underwear had died heroically?

Still not in time to clean the toilet!

Zeng Xiaoxian sobbed: I don't know how many people have sat on the toilet, but I just sat down on it.

Dizzy. Everyone shook their heads in silence.

Yifei put her hand on her forehead and said through gritted teeth, I hate Virgos' mysophobia!

Teacher Zeng, this is all my fault.

Sister Yifei was supposed to answer your call for the third time, but I hung up the phone and blocked you. Meijia looked guilty.

Xiaoxian waved his hands with tears in his eyes, indicating that he did not blame Meijia.

Mejia, it's not your fault. As the vice chairman of the residents' committee, I'm very pleased that you have such awareness of telecommunications security.

Then why do you keep crying on my shoulder? Yifei was confused.

Zeng Xiaoxian sobbed: Because the culprit of all this is you, Hu Yifei.

If you hadn't taken all my clothes away, would I be in such an embarrassing situation?

As he spoke, Xiaoxian blew his nose vigorously with the tissue handed over by Nanfeng.

Ugh... Yifei frowned in disgust.

She didn’t want to bear such an outrageous charge as [almost making Zeng Xiaoxian unable to hold his shit]: “If I wasn’t in a hurry to catch Zi Qiao, I would have forgotten that I was still holding clothes in my arms.

Besides, the clothes were neatly placed in the fitting room. You insisted on me holding them.

Zeng Xiaoxian paused, then cried bitterly on Yifei's shoulder.

You are attacking me!

I...I he...I he... Yifei gritted her teeth but was helpless.

She blinked wildly at the others.

[Help, you just watch this bitch use a woman’s tricks to make trouble with me unreasonably? 】

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows at Yifei in a gloating manner and made a show of martial arts.

[I see you are enjoying it, otherwise how could Teacher Zeng be so close to you. 】

[What about your martial arts? How about your bullets? If you don’t like him, you should beat him. 】

Ever since Yu Mo saw that Zeng Xiaoxian could cry on Yifei's shoulder and receive such patient comfort from Yifei, she was completely stunned.

[Oh my gosh, it’s really a bit of tofu with brine, one thing will be reduced. 】

[Teacher Zeng, from today on, I will be your and Yifei’s CP fan. 】

Nanfeng was thinking about a problem.

[Should I tell Teacher Zeng...]

Meijia comforted the crying Zeng Xiaoxian: Teacher Zeng, your sacrifice is meaningful. If sister Yifei and I hadn't found Zi Qiao and interrupted his plan to pick up girls, Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei wouldn't have known how it would have ended. .

If you ask me, it's actually Zi Qiao's fault.

Ah? Zi Qiao's eyes widened instantly, and he pointed at himself with a confused look on his face, Can you blame me?

Of course, if you hadn't kidnapped Jiang Yuzi, sister Yifei and I would have gone to catch you.

If we didn't catch you, would Teacher Zeng be alone in the store and helpless?

Nanfeng and others looked at each other, nodded in unison and said, Yes, this is all your fault.

I...that's not right.

Zi Qiao looked at Nan Feng and Yu Mo who were confidently criticizing him with a suspicious look on his face: The two of them went to find me, you two are always in the store.

Why is Teacher Zeng the only one left in the end?

Tell me honestly, what on earth did you two do?

Nan Feng and Yu Mo looked at each other and sighed together.

They knew they would encounter such a situation.

I know where those two went.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was so excited, almost forgot that there was such a big melon: Just now, a big brother who can't speak came to the store. When he came up, he called Nanfeng, Yumo, brother and sister-in-law.

So Nanfeng and Yumo took this big brother away together, leaving me, a big brother like me, to stay here pitifully.

Brothers and sisters! The rest of the people exclaimed in unison.

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, he wanted to lean on Yifei's shoulder for comfort.

go away!

Yifei pushed Zeng Xiaoxian away. She crossed her arms and stared at Nanfeng and Yumo with gritted teeth.

Why don't I know this part?

[It would be too much for you two to hide your love from me. 】

Nanfeng Tan Tanshou: It's a big brother we met when we filled out the couple questionnaire at a hot pot restaurant. We just didn't explain it clearly to him at the time. Do you need to be so exaggerated?

Then why didn't you explain at that time and instead chose to take the person away?

Zeng Xiaoxian is not so easy to fool: Now there is no witness, so you can say whatever you want.

Even if there is a witness, who knows whether they got through just now? Zi Qiao said with a smile.

Meijia's eyes sparkled with the joy of eating melon: Nan Feng, Yu Mo, be lenient if you confess, but be stern if you resist.

Let me be fair. Zhang Wei is not used to the atmosphere of the love apartment. What you did is a serious violation of Nanfeng and Yumo's privacy rights.

Zhang Wei, we don't talk about this in our love apartment. Meijia waved her hand and said.

Zeng Xiaoxian also smiled mischievously and said: And if we really talk about invading privacy, who can compare to Nan Feng.

The little prince of eavesdropping~

Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his smile was bright: The little prince of eavesdropping, right? Give him a nickname, right?

What annoys him the most is the word eavesdropping. He really thinks he loves hearing these gossips!

[Zeng Xiaoxian, you asked for this! 】

Hold on.

Nanfeng took out his cell phone and opened the memo I offended Nanfeng and wanted to escape in front of everyone and wrote down Zeng Xiaoxian's name.

[Just wait until you get the advertising sponsorship deal done. 】

No, Nanfeng, Brother Nan...you don't have to play so big, right? Zeng Xiaoxian looked sad, I am also a victim today.

Zi Qiao was watching the excitement and said jokingly: Teacher Zeng, just be content.

If I were Nanfeng and I said this to you, the little prince of eavesdropping, I would sort out all the gossip I heard about you and post it on the iPartment website tonight.

So if you could hear so many things, you would have been beaten to death a long time ago. Yifei glared at Ziqiao. She defended Zeng Xiaoxian for the first time today.

What should I do? Yu Mo turned sideways and asked Nan Feng in a low voice.

It's okay, leave it to me.

The sharp-eyed Meijia raised her hand first and said: Nan Feng, Yu Mo, collusion in confession is prohibited during the Bagua period.

Okay. Yu Mo nodded helplessly.

Nanfeng took back his phone and looked at everyone: Okay, since you are so concerned, I will just tell you.

Yu Mo and I... the two of us have actually been together for many years.

What?!!

Not only Meijia and Xiaoxian were shocked, but also Yifei and Ziqiao, who knew the inside story, were struck by lightning.

The person involved, Yu Mo, was even more confused: How come I don’t know about this?

Keep talking, keep talking, what is the specific situation, I am getting more and more excited.

Meijia's eyes were as bright as light bulbs. She twisted left and right excitedly: It would be even better if there were some popcorn with melon seeds at this time.

I don't have popcorn with melon seeds. Do you want a boiled egg? Zi Qiao peeled off a boiled egg and handed it to Meijia.

Meijia looked disgusted: Poached eggs... it's not impossible.

After saying that, she immediately changed her expression and happily took the boiled egg and took a big bite.

Tell me, tell me, when did you meet and when did you get together? Meijia asked vaguely while eating a boiled egg.

Nanfeng thought for a while: The first time we met... I was thirteen and she was eighteen.

ah?

Now everyone looked at Yu Mo strangely.

At first, no one thought that the age gap between Nan Feng and Yu Mo was big, but then Nan Feng said this...

Thirteen years old and eighteen years old, aren't they the same as the first year of junior high school and the third year of high school?

This is too sinful.

Yu Mo, you can do it. Xiaoxian gave a thumbs up in surprise, When ordinary high school students were still limited to on-campus romance, you actually reached out to junior high schools.

Zhang Wei really couldn't listen anymore: Yu Mo, is it too... to fall in love with a boy under the age of fourteen?

It's so sinful! Meijia added.

I don't!

Yu Mo was angry and anxious. She looked at Nanfeng in confusion: What on earth are you talking about?

Yifei glanced at Xiaoxian, Meijia and Zhang Wei: Nanfeng only said that they were this age when they first met, and did not say that they fell in love at that time. Is your reaction a bit exaggerated?

Nanfeng nodded and said: Yes, actually we only met each other once at that time.

“And let’s not mention that I was only thirteen years old at that time, and I was skinny and small.

Yu Mo was very powerful at that time. He should weigh about 180 kilograms. He is almost as heavy as me.

When Yu Mo heard this, she stamped her feet angrily, and she looked at Yifei angrily.

Did you tell Nanfeng about how much I weighed in high school?

Yifei and Yu Mo have been good sisters for so many years, so of course she understands what Yu Mo wants to say.

She waved her hands to Yu Mo repeatedly, indicating that she really didn't say anything.

It must have been when he was trying to match up Yu Mo and Guan Gu that day that Zhan Bo exposed Yu Mo's weight.

But she clearly remembered that Zhan Bo never said how much Yu Mo actually weighed?

strangeness.

Let's not talk about this first. I'm still curious about how you two got together?

Meijia said, reaching out and grabbing Zi Qiao's freshly peeled hard-boiled eggs and stuffing them into her mouth.

Zi Qiao felt very confused: Hey, I was going to peel it off to you, so why don't you try to rob it?

This way I can say thank you less. Meijia snorted.

Lu Ziqiao: (⊙﹏⊙).

Well, this woman is still angry, and there are many adults who don't care about her.

It's a very normal process. I met Yu Mo again when I was twenty, and then we fell in love, got married, got a certificate, and had children at the speed of light...

Now everyone understood.

The corners of Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth twitched: What you just said is all nonsense.

Meijia pouted and said: It's really boring. I've been doing it for a long time and it's just a fake. It's a waste of people's mood.

In fact, it was a lie that Meijia didn't react when she heard about the wedding, and she almost screamed in surprise.

As a result, as soon as she heard the word certificate, Meijia was no longer interested in listening anymore.

Little brother Nanfeng, let alone when you were twenty, even now you are not of legal age for marriage, okay?

Don't you just want to hear something exciting? Now that I'm giving you such exciting gossip, why are you not interested?

Nanfeng shrugged and said helplessly: You don't listen to the truth, and you don't believe the lies. It's really difficult to serve.

He pointed at everyone except Zhang Wei with one hand on his hips: In addition to me and Yu Mo, there are eight people on the entire sixth floor. You eight people are watching with sixteen eyes. Are Yu Mo and I a couple? Don't you have any idea?

That's right. Yu Mo nodded.

And one thing I really don't understand is: why do you think Yu Mo and I would go behind your back if we fell in love?

Nan Feng pointed at himself and Yu Mo: Both of us are single, and we don't have careers like big stars or movie queens where even getting married and having children is a secret. If we really fall in love, why do we need to hide it from you?

Isn't it very shameful these days for siblings to be in love?

Everyone shook their heads in unison.

So you still have questions now?

No.

Nanfeng quietly gave Yu Mo a gesture that everything was settled.

If he really tried to convince everyone that the two of them were innocent, it would definitely be a time-consuming and laborious operation.

But if he gives a shocking and outrageous truth first, everyone will tend to believe that the two of them are indeed innocent.

At this time, if normal logical thinking is used to guide them to recognize the facts, the matter will naturally settle down easily.

And if nothing else happens, I think he and Yu Mo can be stable for a long time.

Very well, now that you all have no questions, I have one more question to ask Teacher Zeng.

Nanfeng narrowed his eyes slightly and smiled brightly.

Although Zeng Xiaoxian was going to solicit sponsorship in the next few days, he couldn't go too far.

But a petty person like him could retaliate on the spot and get back a little bit, and he would definitely not choose to retaliate a few days later.

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled dryly and said: Nanfeng, I just cared about you and Yu Mo.

Thank you for your concern, but I still want to ask you: Do you think I look good now?

Nanfeng showed off the red suit he just bought from the store like a peacock.

ah?

Zeng Xiaoxian was prepared for revenge from Nanfeng, but Nanfeng only asked such a simple question.

Good-looking, good-looking. Zeng Xiaoxian smiled flatteringly, You look good no matter what you wear.

It looks good. Nanfeng's eyes narrowed into crescent shapes, Isn't it much better-looking than the clothes I wore to the mall this morning?

Yes, yes. Zeng Xiaoxian agreed without thinking.

Nanfeng pointed to the fitting room where he had just been: So I'm very curious about one thing: when you were holding in your shit for such a long time, didn't you ever think about changing into my original clothes and going to the toilet?

Zeng Xiaoxian was instantly petrified.

So the reason why I worked so hard just now and held it in half dead for so long was actually because...

Of course it's because your brain is not working well.

As if struck by lightning, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately threw himself into Yifei's arms and cried loudly.

It's so embarrassing, I can't live anymore!

Don't stop me, just let me die!

Woooooooooooo...

Yifei coaxed Zeng Xiaoxian softly with a look of disgust, while Nanfeng laughed heartily.

He had no intention of mentioning this matter, but who made Zeng Xiaoxian give him the nickname of the little prince of eavesdroppers?

[In the inner world, Nanfeng pointed his pointer at Zeng Xiaoxian’s photo on the blackboard to educate the children in the audience. 】

[Students, Zeng Xiaoxian’s tragic case tells us a truth. 】

[As a human being, you can only choose to be mean or stupid. 】