Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Nan Feng... Zeng Xiaoxian said inarticulately.

What's wrong?

Are you sure this method really works? Zeng Xiaoxian frowned, and his small eyes narrowed to a slit.

When Nanfeng saw this, he smiled even more gently and said, Believe me, I am a professional.

But why do I feel like you're trying to tease me?

Pooh!

Zeng Xiaoxian finally couldn't hold on and spit out the lemon slices in his mouth. At this time, he didn't care about his fetish for cleanliness. Without saying a word, he picked up a glass of hot milk from the table and poured it into his mouth.

Zhang Wei looked at his empty cup and sighed: I just want to drink some hot milk, why are so many people trying to grab it from me?

After the sour feeling in his mouth finally passed, Zeng Xiaoxian angrily began to question Nan Feng.

You also said you didn't punish me. In all my years of working in the industry, I've never heard of people holding lemon slices in their mouths to train their language skills!

Nanfeng sneered: That's because you have too little experience. In the past, many crosstalk actors relied on holding iron beads in their mouths to train with weights.

And please understand, what we are training now is not your language expression ability.

Didn't you listen carefully in class just now?

Ah? Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned, I just remembered that you asked me to hold a lemon slice in my mouth.

well.

Nanfeng, who had been busy all afternoon, lay on the table with a tired look on his face. Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian still couldn't figure out the situation, he could only weakly explain it again.

You have a good foundation, and my teaching is not bad. In this afternoon, there are no big problems in terms of body shape and deportment, or the speed and rhythm of speaking. Anyway, it will be enough to fool sponsors.

“What we are training now is your expression management ability in extreme situations.

If you can still remember what I just taught you while holding the lemon slice in your mouth, and maintain your temperament and conversation, then you will pass the level.

Is that so? Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the others.

Everyone nodded in unison.

In fact, they couldn't figure out whether Nan Feng was playing tricks on Zeng Xiaoxian, but anyway, that's what he just said.

After an afternoon of training from Nanfeng, Zeng Xiaoxian, who felt that he had achieved great success, showed signs of expansion: I think this training is completely unnecessary. Do I need to say more about my brother Xian's expression management ability?

Nanfeng nodded: No wonder you didn't unzip your trousers all afternoon and still kept your expression calm.

ah?

Zeng Xiaoxian's previous efforts were all in vain. He quickly covered his crotch and turned his back to everyone.

Everyone immediately fell forward and backward laughing.

This guy changed his clothes after coming back from the mall. Where did the zipper on his pants come from?

Nanfeng, you fooled me again! Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.

Zi Qiao gave Nan Feng a thumbs up: I originally thought you were trying to punish Teacher Zeng, but now it seems that this training is really necessary.

That doesn't count. I was not prepared just now. Zeng Xiaoxian said unconvinced, As long as I am mentally prepared, I will be able to deal with changes without being surprised.

Zhang Wei educated Zeng Xiaoxian as if he had experienced it before: Teacher Zeng, accidents are unexpected.

Just like when I asked Xiaoli out today, I was mentally prepared, but I never expected that Xiaoli would almost be amputated by Zi Qiao.

Zhang Wei, we are different.

I am a host. No matter what accident happens, I can be calm and calm, and I can rely on my extremely intelligent brain to save the situation perfectly.

Zeng Xiaoxian is full of confidence.

Nan Feng smiled half-heartedly and said, Teacher Zeng, are you ready now?

When you're ready, just let your horse come over!

Zeng Xiaoxian entered the state.

After an afternoon of nanny-like teaching from Nan Feng, Zeng Xiaoxian's whole person could be said to have taken on a completely new look.

Just the overall relaxation, changes in certain details and changes in his eyes made him look extremely natural.

The whole person looks professional and serious, but also friendly and reliable, mixed with freedom and uninhibited vitality.

Even Yifei couldn't help but look at him a few more times.

Teacher Zeng, what you just drank was the milk from Zhang Wei's cup, right?

Yeah. Zeng Xiaoxian said he was fearless.

Nan Feng had a wicked smile on his face: Did you know that Zhang Wei just ate curry sauce that was almost half a year old this morning and got a big yellow tooth?

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, not understanding what Nan Feng said.

At that time, Zhang Wei couldn't get rid of the big yellow teeth no matter how he rinsed his mouth. In the end, he had to dig them out with a tissue.

Don't try to disgust me. Zeng Xiaoxian forced a smile, Your verbal attacks are ineffective against me.

No, I want to say that the expired curry on his teeth must have been wiped off with a tissue, and then you drank the milk from his cup.

So...Zhang Wei, have you brushed your teeth after breakfast?

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Wei, his eyes full of prayer.

Zhang Wei spread his hands: There is no toothbrush for me here.

Okay, okay, I surrender!

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't hold on anymore. He patted his chest to relieve his nausea: Even if I know you are lying to me, I can't stand it. Zhang Wei, you are so disgusting.

As he was talking, he saw Nan Feng and Yu Mo casting sympathetic glances at him.

Teacher Zeng, I was also there at the time. Yu Mo said sheepishly, What they said is true.

vomit……

Zeng Xiaoxian, who has a mysophobia, covered his mouth and rushed directly to the bathroom.

Hypocritical. Zi Qiao, who also drank the milk from Zhang Wei's cup, didn't care.

Nan Feng raised his eyes and looked at everyone with an innocent face: Look, I said this training was necessary, but he felt that I was just teasing him.

well.

Nanfeng sighed and said with great sadness: I didn't expect that in Teacher Zeng's eyes, I would be such a petty person who couldn't distinguish between priorities and only thought about revenge and pranks all day long.

I'm really sad.

The people here looked at me, and I looked at you, and their eyes became strange.

It’s not necessarily a matter of not being able to distinguish priorities, but if it’s just a petty mind that only thinks about revenge and pranks all day long...

Aren't you?

Nanfeng was heartbroken when he saw everyone's strange looks.

You...sigh.

Nanfeng didn't explain any more. He casually picked up the sliced ​​lemon from the table and put it in his mouth, then spoke a series of tongue twisters without expression.

Throughout the whole process, he spoke very fast and enunciated clearly, without even blinking his eyes.

It can be called textbook-level expression management and voice control.

During Nan Feng's expressionless tongue twister performance throughout, the expressions on everyone's faces were simply more exciting than Xiao Xian's mouthful of lemon slices just now.

Zi Qiao exclaimed: This is unscientific. Is he drinking too much lemonade and becoming immune to lemons?

Do you have common sense? You are immune to this? Yifei glanced at Ziqiao.

Meijia doubtfully stretched out her finger to lightly dip some lemon juice on the plate, just a little bit on the tip of her tongue.

So sour! Meijia said with a wink.

Everyone looked at each other.

Facts speak louder than words, and now Nanfeng has no need to explain anymore.

Nanfeng spat out the lemon slices, spread his hands towards everyone with a disappointed look on his face, and then left his seat and walked to the door without saying a word.

[Am I trying to trick Zeng Xiaoxian... How could anyone have doubts about such a simple question? 】

[In the inner world, Nanfeng smiled brightly. 】

[I never explicitly denied that I was teasing him from the beginning to the end. 】

[Strengthen his expression management ability and let me prank him a little without conflict. 】

[Can’t I not only have a good intention to help him, but also have a little selfish intention to punish him? 】

[As for why I also suck lemon slices in my mouth...]

[Nan Feng spread out his hands proudly, hiding several small red fruits shaped like wolfberries. 】

[This is the legendary miracle fruit. After eating it, the sour taste of lemon in your mouth can be turned into sweetness. This effect usually lasts for about half an hour. 】

[As long as you eat one beforehand, let alone a lemon slice in your mouth, it’s okay even if you eat the lemon raw. 】

【Ha ha ha ha……】

Nanfeng once again stood in front of the gate of 3602 in disappointment and sighed at everyone, and then walked straight back to 3603.

His revenge was not as simple as making Zeng Xiaoxian eat lemons. There was more to come.

Nanfeng must be very sad this time. After seeing Nanfeng leave, Meijia murmured quietly.

Even Zi Qiao, who has always been shrewd, couldn't help but start to doubt: Isn't he really just out of good intentions this time?

It stands to reason that an old fox like Zi Qiao would not be fooled by such a simple trick, but who knows that he has no common sense.

He didn't know that there was something like the miracle fruit in the world that could turn lemons from sour to sweet.

Based on Ziqiao's understanding of Nanfeng, he would never do such a trick that would hurt the enemy by one thousand and hurt himself by eight hundred.

After all, it is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge after ten years, and Nanfeng has enough patience to wait for a suitable opportunity to play tricks.

Yifei sighed: We asked Nanfeng to put aside his grudges and help Xiaoxian reform first, but he worked seriously all afternoon, and in the end we didn't believe him.

Zhang Wei scratched his head: You can't blame us...

Then who should we blame? Yu Mo asked straightforwardly.

Everyone looked at each other in confusion, and their cheeks felt a little hot due to the guilt of wrongly blaming Nan Feng.

In this case, they are eager to find someone to dump their guilt on.

It is also commonly known as dumping the blame.

Zhang Wei, you almost made me spit out my lunch.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had used half a bottle of mouthwash before walking out of the bathroom, muttered with dull eyes.

He returned to his seat, looked at the silent five people and asked curiously: Why don't you say anything? Where did Nanfeng go?

Everyone looked at each other and nodded silently.

The decision is made by you, Zeng Xiaoxian.

This is all caused by you!

Zeng Xiaoxian! You have gone too far. Hu Yifei took the lead and said.

that is!

Meijia followed closely and said, Teacher Zeng, you are going too far.

Zeng Xiaoxian was confused and didn't understand what happened: What's wrong with me? You're not going to criticize me just because I used more mouthwash, right?

It's not about the mouthwash, it's about Nan Feng. Yu Mo said angrily.

What's wrong with Nan Feng? Zeng Xiaoxian asked subconsciously, How does he want to punish me again?

Zeng Xiaoxian's words were like detonating a barrel of explosives, and all of a sudden the five people were making accusations one after another.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was inexplicably scolded by everyone, held his head and cried out: Even if you want to scold me, can you tell me what happened first?

I'm so wronged!!!

3603, Nan Feng was humming a tune and leaning back on the sofa leisurely, with no trace of disappointment or disheartened expression.

He listened to the wail coming from 3602 and finally smiled with satisfaction.

[The prank plan is completed, and our grudges have been settled today. 】

Nanfeng looked at the time on his phone. After a while, he could go and rescue Teacher Zeng who was trapped in a fire and water regardless of the past.

Not only can I have dinner with Teacher Zeng then, maybe Teacher Zeng will also be moved to thank him.

It's really embarrassing just thinking about it.

Don't be polite to me, this is what I should do.

The kind-hearted Nanfeng showed a devilish smile.