Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yifei and Meijia, who were having a lively chat with some handsome guys not far away, and determined to sell the first signed photo from them.

He closed his eyes and carefully thought about the core of the words Zi Qiao had just taught him.

First, never act out of emotion.

Second, absolutely no bad thing will be missed.

Third, absolutely...

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his eyes in confusion.

Damn, I actually forgot about it.

calm down.

Zeng Xiaoxian calmed down his overly excited mood and quietly recited the profound meaning Zi Qiao taught him: First, you must not make people feel disgusted. The primacy effect is very important.

Second, use your strengths and avoid weaknesses, highlight your strengths without any trace, and avoid your shortcomings skillfully.

Third, control the rhythm of the conversation and guide the other person's thinking toward your logical direction.

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his eyes again in confusion.

He was so confused by Zi Qiao just now that he didn't realize it until now.

This so-called core of rhetoric is too empty.

This is not the same as asking a top student how to improve mathematics. The top student replied: Master the formulas and use them flexibly.

If I could use the formula flexibly, would I still ask you?

Lu Ziqiao, you are really cheating. Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly cursed.

Compared with Nan Feng's meticulous nanny-style teaching yesterday afternoon, wild people like Zi Qiao believe in practicing to gain true knowledge.

It's hard to say who is right or wrong between these two educational concepts, but Zeng Xiaoxian, who has always been passive, definitely prefers Nanfeng's education method.

It's just that the bet has been made, and it's useless to go after Lu Ziqiao's poor teaching now. No matter what, I can only bite the bullet and move forward.

It's all over this, let's give it a try!

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and walked towards Yifei.

Yifei was chatting up a handsome guy with Meijia at this time. When she turned around, she saw Zeng Xiaoxian walking up with a coveted face.

Yifei, little Feifei, Feifeifei...

Alas……

Every time she heard Zeng Xiaoxian call her that, Yifei couldn't help but shudder: Zeng Xiaoxian, are you disgusting?

What's so disgusting about the Lun family... Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows contemptuously and continued to step forward.

Yifei shouted impatiently: Bang! One!

Before she could say the word flash, Zeng Xiaoxian was already backing away in horror.

He is a bitch, let's leave him alone and let's continue chatting. Yifei turned around and said to the handsome guys with a smile.

After witnessing the ferocious look in Yifei's eyes, several handsome guys looked at each other in silence.

“Oops, I just remembered that the gas in my house has not been turned off.

I'm really sorry, I have to go back and lock you up.

There was a handsome guy who made a very grandiose excuse and ran straight to the bar door without saying a word.

Uh... my cat at home hasn't been fed in three days, so I'm leaving first. Another handsome guy hurriedly followed.

My family, my family...my grandma is going to give birth today!

Yifei saw that these handsome guys were finding reasons to leave one by one, and the reasons they gave were more ridiculous than the last, and she became furious.

No, what do you mean!

Does I look fierce?

ah!!!

Yifei shouted with her hands on her hips, and her roar could be heard throughout the bar.

Originally, the service staff of the bar should have come to stop this situation, but who is a regular customer of Sunny Bar who doesn't know Hu Yifei.

The last time she grabbed Zi Qiao's collar with one hand and made him fall to his knees, I don't know how many pairs of eyes saw it.

So both the bar waiters and the regulars at the sunny day could only bow their heads in silence and observe three seconds of silence for those who had offended Hu Yifei.

The three handsome guys who were escaping were stopped in place by Yifei's lion's roar, and then they simply lifted their legs with their hands and fled in a hurry.

There was one person who was the most timid, and his legs didn't even have the strength to move. In the end, he was dragged out with the help of two guests who couldn't stand it.

Hey, don't even leave...

Meijia stretched out her hand and looked at the three handsome guys who had fled the bar with a sad look on her face. Seeing that they were all gone, she stirred the ice cubes in the wine glass with a look of displeasure on her face.

Sister Yifei, you scare away all the handsome guys. Meijia muttered in a low voice.

Yifei felt extremely wronged: How can you blame me? It was this bitch who came to disgust me, so I couldn't help but be a little bit fierce.

This is all Zeng Xiaoxian's fault!

Meijia thought for a while, nodded in agreement and said, This is all Teacher Zeng's fault!

No, is this what you are doing?

Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lips in dissatisfaction: Isn't it just a few handsome guys leaving? It really doesn't work...

He coughed a few times, straightened his collar and said, If it doesn't work out, I can pay with my body.

Hey... Meijia was so disgusted that she simply picked up her wine glass and got up to go play with Guan Gu and Zhang Wei.

Go away. Yifei shouted expressionlessly, If you come here deliberately to disgust me, be careful I beat you up so that you can't take care of yourself!

Zeng Xiaoxian put down the signed photo in his hand and rubbed Yifei's shoulders diligently.

Xiao Feifei, how is my massage quality?

Not bad. Yifei closed her eyes and enjoyed it, Try harder, you didn't eat this morning.

Zeng Xiaoxian's whole body seemed to be falling apart, but he still rubbed his shoulders vigorously.

Yifei, what about my autograph and photo...

No money, no buying, no need to talk, just keep pressing. Yifei refused without thinking.

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a mournful face: You can't be so heartless!

You heartless person, don't you know where my money has been spent?

The cash-strapped Yifei cursed: If Nanfeng hadn't changed the order of the guests with me today, I wouldn't even have the money to treat everyone to drinks today.

My watch is enough to buy you hundreds of sets of signed photos. You actually want me to spend another hundred yuan on your crappy photos?

It's ninety-nine and eight yuan. Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.

Is there any difference? Yifei was stunned, What can I buy with two cents in Shanghai?

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled flatteringly and said: Yifei, I don't believe you don't even have a hundred yuan, so just go ahead and buy a set.

Yifei turned around and asked with a puzzled look on her face: Didn't Ziqiao ask you to practice your conversation skills? Are you going to rely on hard words to sell?

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned: Then I will start selling now?

No, go to hell. Yifei replied expressionlessly.

Yifei, do you know how pitiful I am...

Zeng Xiaoxian just wanted to lie on Yifei's shoulder and cry loudly, but Yifei pushed him away.

Being able to cry on my shoulder is the treatment you received yesterday, and it is my fault.

Do you still want to take advantage of me today?

Have your sweet dream!

It's disgusting for a grown man to cry all day long. Yifei patted the shoulder Xiaoxian was leaning on in disgust, If you have anything to say, just tell me. If you don't say anything, I'll leave.

Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated again and again, but finally confessed his bet with Nan Feng.

Thirty-six sets!

Yifei was amused by Zeng Xiaoxian, and she gave a thumbs up: It's really yours, how dare you agree to such an outrageous number.

Are you really so confident that so many idiots will buy your crappy photos?

My autographed photos aren't so worthless.

Zeng Xiaoxian said unconvinced: Look, my career is on the rise now, and I don't know when I will become a super famous host.

“If I become a celebrity, the value of my autographed photos will skyrocket.

And you also know me, a person with a mysophobia like me will never be able to live in the entertainment industry.

“So the value of my autographed photos will only keep going up, not going down at all.

Do you think this is worth more than investing in gold?

Yeah. Yifei nodded.

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: Do you also think what I said makes sense?

No, I nodded because I thought what you just said was a bit of a sales pitch.

Yifei patted Xiaoxian's shoulder sincerely: Keep it like this, maybe you can really trick a few fools into buying your autographed photos.

Xiaoxian looked depressed: Yifei, do you know why I came to you for sales first?

Why? She was slightly interested in Zeng Xiaoxian's words.

Of course it's because you have always been a righteous, helpful, kind-hearted, generous, sexy and unrestrained person in my heart...

Huh?! Yifei was stunned.

Sexy and unrestrained... Sexy and unrestrained... Sensual and unrestrained!

Zeng Xiaoxian used laughter to cover up his embarrassment: I want to say that you are a sentimental and bold person.

Yifei sneered: Is there such a word?

This word is tailor-made for you. You are the only one in the world who looks more heroic and generous than anyone else, but is emotionally fragile on the inside.

Zeng Xiaoxian clasped his hands together and prayed: Women, people like you will definitely not watch me being oppressed by the Great Demon King of the South Wind, right?

Hu Yi Fei:……

Okay, okay, I'm really scared of you. Yifei reluctantly took out her mobile phone and prepared to pay.

[In the inner world, Yifei looked at the clock on the wall and spread her hands. 】

[Don’t get me wrong, I was not convinced by this bitch. 】

[I didn’t feel happy because of his series of good words, nor did I feel soft-hearted because of his miserable performance. 】

[Yifei sighs. 】

[I can guarantee that if I refuse to buy it, this bitch will pester me all morning! 】

[Yifei was talking when she saw Zeng Xiaoxian holding his autographed photo and starting to circle around her. 】

[No matter how much Yifei punches or kicks her, or even if she blasts this bitch away with a bullet, Zeng Xiaoxian will still run back to him with a mean smile on his face the next moment. 】

【Oh my God! 】

[Yifei collapses and falls to the ground. 】

Yifei, I knew you were the best, you are really my guardian goddess!

In order to promote his autographed photos, Zeng Xiaoxian also gave full play to his shameless advantage

He smiled flatteringly and said: I think you can really consider buying two sets, one for your own use and one to wait for the price increase.

Zeng Xiaoxian, don't go too far.

If I weren't afraid of you pestering me, I wouldn't even buy one set, but two.

Yifei smiled contemptuously, then froze: One set for personal use? How do you want me to use it for myself?

Well……

When Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Yifei had already paid, Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed the payment code on the table and ran away without saying a word.

Well, all the signed photos on the table are given to you, so don't be polite.

Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's hastily running back, and then she figured out what this bitch meant by for personal use.

Zeng! Xiao! Xian! Yifei firmly grabbed the signed photo on the table and refused to let go.

I'm going to use your autographed photo as a snot paper!