Made in Hollywood

"I know what to do!"

In the study, Roger Albert looked at the agent sitting across from him, "My online column is ready, tell them that I will continue to follow this movie until the end of the Oscar next year."

"That's it for the time being." The agent stood up, "I'm leaving now, Roger."

"and many more!"

Roger Albert yelled to him and reminded him, "You can't get less of a cent!"

The agent nodded, turned and walked towards the door, his mouth trembled slightly, he knew how greedy the customer he was serving was.

Seeing the agent leave, Roger Albert's eyes fell on the computer in front of him again, and he uploaded the finished film review to the online column.

""The Return of the King", endless disappointment!"

"First, too hypnotic! I fell asleep when watching "The Fellowship of the Ring". When watching "The Two Towers", I fell asleep again. When watching "The Return of the King", I still fell asleep. Duke Rosenberg can completely change his career as a hypnotist. The Lord of the Rings trilogy he produced is too easy for the audience to sleep. People with insomnia are the most suitable for watching this series. It is definitely the best way to treat insomnia."

"Second, it burns too much money! Judging from the recently announced ∴□, the production budget, including the just-released "Return of the King", the trilogy eventually cost nearly 400 million U.S. dollars to shoot such a huge amount of money. Boring movies are too wasteful. If these funds are used to invest in independent films, how many classics like "Shawshank's Redemption" can be produced! Now, this money has been thrown into by Duke Rosenberg In the mud!"

"Third. There is a problem with character creation. This is an adaptation of the movie. Yes, but the characters can be so thin, all the characters in the film. Evil is evil and good is good, there are a few hypocrites in good, and a few in evil. Abandoning evil, is the world so simple? I think all sane people know that the world that Duke Rosenberg created is naive as a joke."

"Fourth, the procrastination time is too long. Fight scenes can be filmed. But there is no need to shoot so long. The constant beating and beating is simply disgusting... Duke Rosenberg should watch "The Brave "Heart" and the like. The film focuses on fighting for freedom. How can anyone pay attention to those fights? The fights that could have been taken for a while, but for so long, it is simply terrifying."

"Fifth. The lines are not good. Even if all the trilogy is counted. There are no classic lines that are worth chewing and memorization. But there must be a few words unforgettable in any movie that makes people's favorite, but there are none here. Is this director Duke? Rosenberg’s question, his films have always been synonymous with superficiality."

"Sixth, there is a problem with the editing..."

Even though the first part was not finished, the second part was not read at all, and the third part was only half-read, after Roger Albert came back, he easily wrote an article full of attacks and meanness. Film reviews of speech.

It does not matter whether you have watched the video. The important thing is that he must attack the director and his work, let alone. In some film reviews in the past, he did not watch the film carefully.

Roger Albert now has no shortage of people who follow. Just after the film review was published, someone left a comment below.

Roger Albert couldn't help taking a look, hoping to see the voice agreeing with him, but after reading a few words, the corner of his eyes flicked slightly.

"Mr. Albert, I have always been your supporter, but I do not agree with your views this time. Duke Rosenberg is definitely not as unbearable as you said. I just watched "The Return of the King". I also watched "The Fellowship of the Ring" and "The Two Towers" two years ago. Although I am not a fan of fantasy movies, I still recognize Duke Rosenberg's ability."

"Being able to shoot such epic works, the director is undoubtedly a very capable person. The three films he shot are particularly organized, and the most important thing is the grasp of details, every place is very delicate. Such a magnificent project , There must be a great commander in chief. Duke Rosenberg, very strong..."

Seeing this, Roger Albert couldn't help it anymore, and with a shake of his hand holding the mouse, he deleted this message.

But Roger Albert next discovered that most of the commenters were dissenting voices, but he deleted all comments that did not agree with him.

Those few messages that agreed with him were naturally kept, but such messages were too few.

"The first part: It feels like an epic blockbuster. It's a bit interesting. Not bad, but it's a little bit procrastinated at the end, and it makes people dizzy for a long time at the end."

"Second part: I'm dull and speechless, I keep beating, humans and humans, humans and orcs, and the fight is upsetting. There is no classic line in the dialogue. I watch and sleep, and finally leave early. ."

"The third part: the scene is more grand, the monsters have levels, and the result is more boring, and I really don't have the energy to finish it. When there is about an hour left, I went directly out of the theater, and I don't want to suffer another crime."

Roger Eber nodded, he still has supporters.

After that, he switched to imdb. The first thing he saw was the average score of 9.7 points by 5266 users of "Come to the King". Without even thinking about it, he closed the webpage and went to another website. During the period, he deliberately logged in to the current very popular instant sharing website. Went to read the comments above.

The comments were good or bad, and he opened one of them.

"The movie "The Return of the King" is all about it. It is so badly praised that it is not worthy of the name. I once again expressed disappointment to some brain-dead fans. The scene of the film is relatively grand, but no matter how grandiose it is, it can't compare with "Star Wars." The visual effect is not as good as "Starship Team". There are many more beautiful films. The Lord of the Rings trilogy can't deserve such praise..."

Is this a fan of "Star Wars"? Roger Albert can't help but frown. He really doesn't like the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but the opponent compares the "Starship Team" to the Lord of the Rings. This IQ...

Sure enough, there was a rebuttal sound below.

"Team Galaxy is scum compared to the Lord of the Rings. Don't talk nonsense if you don't know the truth, you shadow blind. I don't mean that "Star Wars" is really scum, but this thing is scum in front of the Lord of the Rings."

"Please, have you seen the Lord of the Rings? If the movie score is 100 points, I will give the Lord of the Rings 98 points. The Starship Team will have a maximum of 70 points.

"This comment really makes me laugh! I wanted to say something, but I came in and found that it was unnecessary..."

Although he was just forcing himself to pick up the negative reviews on the Internet, the positive reviews were like a vast ocean. Even if Roger Albert didn't want to see it anymore, a lot of words still jumped into his eyes.

""The Return of the King"-Realizing a dream miracle."

"As we all know, there has never been a perfect trilogy series in film history; however, this history is over to this day. The final release of "The Return of the King" broke the fate of the film series that was difficult to complete and created a miracle belonging to the dream level."

"Three hours of the film is so precious. The audience can hardly bear to blink their eyes, for fear of missing even a tenth of a second of the plot and pictures. Compared with other so-called super shocking movies, "The Return of the King" is valuable. It will never numb you, but it will make you feel happy and happy to be alive today; yes, that is the shock of the highest level of beauty!"

Roger Albert really wants to delete this comment, but unfortunately, this is an instant sharing website, and he doesn't have any permissions at all.

During the time he was watching, more and more users flocked to browse this comment, and the number of likes under the comment reached thousands of times in just a few minutes.

Others shared their opinions.

"The scale of the two wars between Minastiris and the Perrin Plains is unprecedented, and Duke's methods of appetizing are also unprecedented; passionate climaxes surge in waves, pushing our emotions to enjoyment. The ultimate."

"The line between Frodo and Sam is also unexpectedly wonderful. I thought it was a thrilling journey, and it was just a rest in the process of admiring people and the magic group. The facts are just the opposite of what I expected. ——Watching those super magnificent war scenes really made my blood boil and I enjoyed it very much, but the experience of Frodo and Sam often tightened my heartstrings."

"This is mainly because the film invested enough energy to express the inner world of the two people. Their fragility and strength, and their extremely steadfast friendship, give this magical work the power to capture hearts."

After closing this window, Roger Albert returned to the homepage of Instant Sharing, and found that this recently very popular social networking site was almost overwhelmed by the sharing experience of "The Return of the King", and he clicked on one of them and it was basically praised. .

"I always think that the opening of "The Fellowship of the Ring" is destined for this series to have a fantastic effect beyond other films. Hobbiton's vivid green, tranquil, and leisurely, is the most life-like and at the same time I have seen The scene where people feel the most in a dream."

"This sets the visual feature of the entire "Lord of the Rings" series-dreamlike beauty. In fact, beauty is very reluctant. In fact, after thinking about it for a long time, I still can't think of a direct and appropriate adjective to describe it. The image features of the series."

"After watching "The Return of the King", I feel that saying it is spectacular will make the word look shabby, saying that it is exquisite will make the word look vulgar, saying that it is majestic will make the word look extraordinarily stingy, saying it is dreamy It makes this word look so false..."

"The visual effects of the Lord of the Rings trilogy can be said to exceed people's habitual imagination, setting the latest dream standard for future movies. Sorry, I still use the word dream, but there is no way, it is a little closer The feeling in a snack."

After watching more, he calmed down. After staying in the study until midnight, Roger Albert suddenly discovered another fact that scared him. (To be continued...)

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