Magic Tower Starry Sky

"Teacher, the sun is drying both buttocks."

It was this sound again, disturbing the clear dream. Opening his eyes with difficulty, the dazzling sunlight passed through the same door and shone on the bed.

Turning his head, he saw two girls hanging beside the bed with only the upper half of their faces exposed. The four eyes turned cunningly.

"Hush." ​​She waved her hand lightly, and drove the two young apprentices who were looking for death. In fact, how Lin survived last night, I am also doubting, from various aspects.

Looking at the ex-demon king who was still lying on the bed while hugging the pillow, someone was speechless...

Forget it, why does it feel like discussing various CP issues with those rotten girls. As an otaku, he should be a ghost. The so-called pure route is for the moment when that mask is destroyed.

Putting aside all the doubts, he put on a robe for home use, yawned, and walked downstairs while leaning on the wall. The steps are a little weak, and the stomach is of course very hungry. Yesterday's battle of intestines consumed too much energy.

"Girl, have some breakfast." Walking into the dining room, she shouted to the girl who was busy by the stove.

"Okay."

"By the way, send a copy to the person above."

"Oh."

The plate with fried eggs and bacon was smashed in front of him, making a rattling sound, expressing the girl's dissatisfaction. Kaya walked upstairs steadily with her breakfast in her hand, showing no signs of emotion or anger.

I really want to slap the table and swear at people, but unfortunately I am lazy and can't exert any energy. Just follow them.

The milk delivered from the town in the morning, after being chilled for a while, is refreshing to drink now. After Lin took a sip, he immediately gulped it down, and even drank several cups. It seemed that he was more thirsty than hungry. Who told me that I sweated too much yesterday and was a little dehydrated.

Almost drinking the bucket of milk today, Kaya came down again with the breakfast she had brought upstairs.

Does anyone not eat it?

Just as Lin thought about it, he saw a person following behind the brown-skinned girl. She is the dictator of the dark age, the slayer of the ancient gods, the lich closest to the gods, the leader of the revenge army, the end of life, and the beginning of terror , the only woman who has been dubbed the "devil king" in history throughout the ages. Maybe in the future after that long list of names...

horrible! How did I escape from the clutches of the devil? Lin Wu was suspicious.

Tikal didn't care about the dissatisfied eyes of the girls, sat directly opposite Lin, and casually picked up breakfast with his hands and ate it.

"This... tastes... good."

"Hey, of course the teacher is good at teaching."

Facing someone's shameless behavior, the two girls puffed up their cheeks without hesitation, and booed.

But this little noise didn't bother the two of them at all. Lin was looking at the former demon king in a loose robe; while Tikal was eating slowly while looking at the person in front of him, as if treating him as a side dish.

After a while, a certain demon king took the lead to break the calm, and said in gradually fluent Aramaic: "As for the stars in the sky, I think I can help you."

"Puchi." Lin, who was biting a boiled egg, couldn't help laughing. "No, no, you can't help."

"Oh, don't you trust me?"

"No no, it has nothing to do with trust. It's just that you just don't think you can do it."

"Oh."

A raised voice shows someone's displeasure. But Lin ignored it and said, "Don't be unconvinced, or if I test you on a question and you can answer it, I'll ask you to help me."

Hearing this, Tikal said firmly, "Ask."

"Today there are things that I don't know the number of. Three or three counts more than two, five or five counts more than three, and seven or seven counts more than two. How many of these things are there?"

A certain lich and demon king stared blankly at a certain man who was smiling. There is no mathematics in the Lost World, so it is not easy to kill this group of natives. Lin came up with another question: "Today, there is an object, let go of it from a height of 9.8 meters above the ground, and let it fall to the ground, it takes one second. Then get twice the distance, a height of 19.6 meters Let go, how many landings will it take?"

Tikal was in a daze. Although the two questions in succession were not considered a test for her, during those long years, she had thought about similar problems and solved them in a rather complicated way. But the self-confidence she gained from someone at her fingertips made her a little unsure whether it was a posturing or something in her belly.

Lin laughed, and said as if looking for death: "Here is another question I usually use. The average distance between the sun and the star and the earth is set as 1 AU. Looking at the same star at both ends of the diameter of the revolution orbit, the measured angle is P, Excuse me! How far is this star from the Lost Star System?"

Seeing a certain woman's blue expression of wanting to die, Lin exaggeratedly smiled and said: "Hahahaha. If you can't solve the first two questions, then don't think about helping me. It's normal that you don't understand the last question. So don't worry too much about it."

At this time, even the two young apprentices who were hostile to the former Demon King felt sympathy for a certain girl. But this is the best among otaku, the true nature of abandoned otaku, always inadvertently cutting off his marriage, a self-centered person who treats consideration and flattery as nothing.

"Teach me." Tikal gritted his teeth and said with difficulty.

"Girl, you have been studying elementary mathematics for a while, so use that method to teach our Lord Demon King. Be sure to do your best."

After finishing speaking, Lin looked back at a certain former devil king. After patting the other person on the shoulder, he said, "It's not your fault, it's just that this world is so useless. So for those things for children, let's figure it out first and then talk about the follow-up. I'm going to sleep and go back to the cage. My waist is so sore and I am so tired."

Amidst the loud laughter, a certain man walked away. He didn't notice the cursing black hair of a certain former demon king at all, and the faintly flowing thunder light made the sound of peeling. On the other hand, the two girls who were ordered to teach had their hands on their hips, looking equally triumphant. This can make a woman doubly annoyed.

In her sleep, Lin Huan seemed to return to that familiar room. The mottled walls are filled with various posters, and comics and various peripherals are piled up in all available places. Models, handicrafts and many treasures are carefully placed in a corner of the room, stacked with some kind of wonderful force balance. This is the place, our own earth.

According to his usual physiological routine, Lin woke up at noon.

Rubbing his sleepy eyelids. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw two sniffling girls standing beside the bed with tears in their eyes.

As soon as they saw their teacher wake up, the two girls threw themselves into the arms of a certain former fat house and wept bitterly. Lin couldn't understand the crying. While coaxing, he asked, "What's wrong? Why are you crying like this?"

"That, it's all that stinky devil king."

"What, she hit you! Then why are you still alive?"

Patronizing the two crying girls, they couldn't ask anything at all. And no matter how much you coax her, she doesn't stop, just like a baby. There was no other way, throwing the pillow away and making the girls hug and cry, Lin went downstairs fearfully, ready to find the perpetrator.

I saw the one in the dining room pulling a long bench against the wall. The former demon king lying flat on the bench hung his two long white legs on the wall. While flipping through the mathematics textbooks that Lin had given to the two girls before.

What is the situation now? Lin was a little confused. It didn't look like he was so angry that he went crazy, and then beat up the two little girls.

Looking up, seeing Lin walking into the dining room, the former demon king raised the thin book in his hand and said, "Is there any follow-up part? I spent some time learning the current grammar, and then spent some time watching you The so-called mathematics. I have to admit that it is indeed quite interesting. But the knowledge in this book is not enough to solve the third question you asked."

What? Learned?

I just went to sleep...

Could it be that he slept for half a year?

He casually asked a few elementary school-level math questions, and a certain girl answered them without even thinking about it. The more you ask, the more difficult it is of course. The binary and ternary simultaneous equations are all asked, and the answer is the same in seconds. Even the three major geometric problems in ancient Greece, except for the first problem of trisecting any angle, there is no way to answer it before learning trigonometric functions~www.wuxiamtl.com~ Cube product and circle into square Difficulties are also easily solved without thinking.

And in the process of solving the problem, I also saw someone using the method of differentiation. These are not things in the textbooks for elementary school students. In addition to the reason that the other party has learned, another possibility is that he derived it himself. Just one morning? Still have to learn modern word usage and symbols for most of the time?

Before yesterday, although this person had learned to listen and speak, he still couldn't understand the modern characters and grammar. Today's mathematics has slipped to the point where you don't use paper and pen to calculate, and you can answer immediately just by listening to dictation. Even asking someone a question requires thinking about it, and even calling the calculation function of the computerized magic tower to get the answer.

What is this feeling like? Obviously I got 100 points in the exam, and I want to show off to my neighbors when I get home. But I found that Einstein lived on the left, Hawking lived on the right, Fisher lived upstairs, and Hannibal Lecter lived downstairs. Both psychologically and physically were mercilessly attacked.

Some people may ask, it seems that someone who is not a physicist or a mathematician is mixed in. But the degree of perversion is not lost to the other three.

Just imagine, breaking into a doctor's house with a 100-point exam paper. I saw someone was eating a steak cut into medium rare with a knife, drinking red wine while looking at you quietly without saying anything. As long as you are a normal person, you will be frightened to the point that the bottom of your pants weighs three catties, full of feces and urine.

This feeling, which is more serious than that of a dog, is Lin's thoughts when he is facing a certain former demon king who has dual identities as a lich. It's no wonder that the two girls ran upstairs to cry, because even a tower owner himself wanted to find a place to cry.