Master of Thermodynamics

This morning, Renault was awakened by the chirping birds.

The chirping sounds are very pleasant and noisy, and you can tell that there are a lot of them.

He gently removed the snow-white arms wrapped around his body and got rid of the state of entanglement.

In this extremely fragrant process, the warm touch of skin friction, as well as various unique feelings of softness and lubrication, stimulated the little Renault to shake his head and tail, becoming more and more exuberant.

Renault took a deep breath and repeatedly warned himself "to be restrained and not to indulge", only then did he resist the strong urge to get back into the bed and make another shot.

After walking barefoot on the soft carpet for a few steps, he heard a sweet sound coming from behind him.

"Master~~"

The voice has a long tail with a great aftertaste, and it makes people feel awkward. If it is an ordinary person, it is probably impossible to walk.

This is Rachel's voice.

After getting acquainted with the twin sisters, Renault discovered that Rachel's temperament was very bold and violent. There were no actions that she would not dare to do, and there were no poses that she would not try.

"come back……"

Before the word "Why" exited, Renault thought, and the quilt turned up automatically, covering Rachel's head and blocking her mouth.

Then the bedding rose and fell, and there was laughter from the sisters. It was obvious that the two men began to fight again.

It turned out that they were awake when they were moved by Renault before, but they have been pretending to sleep, even Renault did not notice.

He couldn't help but shook his head, this acting...

After getting dressed and entering the bathroom, Renault opened his mouth and the faucet opened automatically. The clear water flowing out turned into a waterline and floated into his mouth. A wooden box was opened and a ball of toothpaste flew over with the waterline and dropped it into his mouth. in.

Then he closed his mouth, keeping his cheeks puffed out.

Renault does not need a toothbrush to brush his teeth, because 【Nian Motive】can handle everything.

Water mixed with toothpaste moves at high speed in the mouth, instantly rubbing a large amount of foam, and cleaning every corner of the teeth without perforation. Both the efficiency and the cleaning effect are far stronger than the toothbrush.

Because the toothbrush can only brush to the surface of the teeth, it can't touch some dead corners at all.

That thing is too inefficient, and this master doesn't bother to use it.

After 4 or 5 seconds, when the teeth were cleaned, Renault suddenly became playful. He forcedly ejected the foam in the mouth, the white foam twisted, and in the blink of an eye it turned into the shape of a DNA double helix, flying fast while flying in the air. Spin, and finally fall into the washstand.

Then he swallowed a ball of water to clean the remaining foam in his mouth, and then another DNA shot out of his mouth. After hitting the stone wall of the washstand, he splashed a lot of water.

This is exactly how Renault exercises mental power in daily life.

He called it "combining practice with pleasure."

At first, Renault did this only for fun (show off), but he accidentally discovered that after playing more of this trick, his control of mental power became more and more refined.

Take this "DNA double helix structure" as an example. Before he needed to concentrate his mental energy to transform it, but now, as long as his thoughts move slightly, he can easily simulate it, and he consumes less mental energy.

Renault whistled and walked to the toilet again, took out his little brother, supported him with his hands, relaxed his sphincter, and sighed with great satisfaction.

At this time something amazing happened.

Little yellow "little birds" flew out of the little brother's "mouth". They were condensed from a certain liquid, and their appearance was more vivid than that of real birds.

The "birds" lined up neatly in the air, flapping their wings constantly. In the swelling air, the liquid "birds" landed in the toilet and melted silently into a puddle of yellow water.

If the previous "mouth shooting of DNA" was considered a dazzling skill, then the current behavior of "brother shooting birds" is boring and speechless.

Playing with water or toothpaste is nothing more than playing with it. It's so terrible that I don't even let my urine go.

As for why it is necessary to wash and then pee, rather than pee and then wash, a certain obsessive-compulsive disorder patient said: This master would rather hold back for a while than brush his teeth and wash his face with the smell of urine.

Hmph, isn't the so-called "odor" just some kind of small molecules scattered in the air?

If you smell the smell of urine, it means that the olfactory cells on your nose have come into contact with the "volatile acid" in the urine. At this time, all parts of your body will be exposed to the volatile acid except the nose.

In other words, your body is already covered with urine!

If you urinate first and then wash, it means that you will spend longer in the bathroom and the intimate contact time with urine will be longer.

Hey, so this habit of the master is not obsessive-compulsive disorder, but about hygiene, okay?

After getting rid of the shit, piss, etc., Renault looked out the window with a probe, and suddenly realized that there were some small things in this familiar scene.

To be precise, many small creatures appeared in the branches and leaves of the shrubs in the garden.

They bounced around among the thick branches from time to time, and they kept making soft and crisp screams. They were in harmony with each other, as if they were communicating, and they seemed to be singing happily.

Their body length is generally no more than 20 cm. This size is considered to be a medium-sized bird on the earth, but in the "spicy big" alien world, they can only be regarded as "little birds". The birds are exactly the same.

Their body surface is gorgeous and colorful, with red and yellow stripes on the wings, the back of the neck is green, and there is a small tucked up red feather on the top of the head. The appearance looks extremely bright and beautiful.

This is... the warbler!

Renault recognized it immediately.

No wonder I heard so many birdsong in the morning, it turned out that it was the warbler who came back.

As far as he knows, the warbler is an omnivorous bird with an incredible range of recipes. Plant seeds, fruits, insects, and roots and stems of certain plants are all included in their diet. Sometimes they are extremely hungry and eat grass. , Eating flowers can survive.

Obviously, warbler birds have the best digestive stomach among alien birds, and none of them.

This makes them the largest bird population in the alien world, which is also not one of them. This is very easy to understand. Wider diet means more food, and the number of populations that can be fed is naturally larger.

Warbler birds are widely distributed in every corner of the world, whether it is a vast continent or a remote island, you can see them everywhere.

In the entire alien world, even according to the most conservative estimates, the number of warblers exceeds 200 billion, which is an astronomical number.

On the earth, the most abundant birds are domestic chickens. The total number is difficult to count. It is also said that it is between 20 billion and 50 billion, which is less than a quarter of warblers.

Among the 12 month names in the Alien Calendar, the third month, "The Moon of Orioles", is named after them.

This kind of bird is extremely sensitive to temperature. When the weather is getting cold, they will go south in groups, and when the temperature is about to rise, they will return first, as if they brought spring.

Because of this, people named the third month when the weather gradually warmed up as "The Moon of the Orioles".

However, due to the latitude, in different regions, the time of the warbler's return is not the same. The higher the latitude, the later they return.

The return of the warbler bird means that spring has truly arrived on the earth.

At this moment, Renault supported the edge of the window with his hand and jumped straight out of the window. A large number of cyclones wrapped his body and pushed him quickly across the garden, bringing a strong wind.

"call……"

The frightened warbler quickly flapped its wings, drilled out of the bushes, and shot into the sky like a sharp arrow.

Yes, it is "shooting direction."

Because warblers flap their wings extremely fast, ordinary people can only see a bunch of afterimages, which makes them fly extremely fast, and also greatly enhances their flexibility, making them less likely to be caught by predators. To.

This is another important means for warbler birds to survive in addition to "large numbers."

But this also suffered the hardship of the other world to force humans.

Obviously, there are so many warbler birds that you can see them everywhere, but the turtles can only watch and drool. At most, when they are lucky, they can get some eggs, or young birds that have not yet learned to fly.

But there are not many such opportunities, and the warbler is not a fool, and is building nests in dangerous places for Mao?

Renault didn't pay attention to the warblers fleeing from him. Anyway, if he wants to roast the warblers to eat, there are many opportunities. Not in a hurry, he is now anxious to see another rare event.

He drove the force of the elemental wind with all his strength and hurried to the sky. After a few tens of seconds, he appeared on the top of the cloud. At this time, Odin Island had become smaller than an egg, dotted in the blue ocean. , The picture is picturesque.

Renault glanced around, and his eyes immediately caught a huge black cloud.

A piece of dark clouds moving slowly and constantly changing shapes.

This is a flock of migratory warblers!

With a move in his heart, he swooped down from a high altitude and flew towards the black cloud in the distance.

It wasn't until the bird flock was more than 20 kilometers away that Renault could see how huge the bird flock really was.

He saw dense black spots in the sky covering a radius of more than a dozen square kilometers. He also heard the flapping of wings like a billowing tide, and the sound of birds singing like a whistling mountain and a tsunami.

This kind of overwhelming aura is really amazing. This is a spectacular sight that is absolutely impossible to see on the earth, making Renault completely stunned.

Roughly speaking, the number of warbler birds that make up the black cloud may be as high as 10 million!

at least!

If you stand under the birds and look up, you will find that they completely cover the sky.