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The next morning.

Hey, hey, what on earth are you going to do, you little brat? Jiang Cheng asked with a dark line on his face as he looked at Shenwei standing in front of the spacecraft carrying a large bag on his back.

Hurry up and open the spaceship door, you guy! Shenwei shouted while slamming the door.

Ah? Did you know that I was leaving and you came to see me off? Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, then he crossed his hands and said happily, No, it's like seeing me off...

Listen to me, you guy! Shenwei scratched his neck and cursed.

Wish me a safe journey? Jiang Cheng wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, and then said with emotion: What a good boy~ Thank you so much. Goodbye then.

After saying that, Jiang Cheng waved to Shenwei who was lying on the front glass window of the spacecraft and started the spacecraft.

The spaceship slowly lifted into the air, but Shenwei saw that the situation was not good, so he pushed hard against the window of the spacecraft, and slowly lifted into the air with the spacecraft.

Hey! You bastard! Do you want to kill me?! Seeing himself getting further and further away from the ground, Kamui cursed with a white eye.

I've come so far and yet I'm still sending you away? What a touching kid~ Jiang Cheng was moved again.

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Listen to me, you bastard!!!!

…

So, what exactly do you want to do? Jiang Cheng finally opened the hatch and let Shenwei in.

I almost died... Shenwei was sitting in the spaceship, still in shock, You are such a hateful guy!

Huh? I just thought you were here to see me off, Jiang Cheng said casually, Besides, you were the one who stole the spacecraft without permission. Men must be responsible for their own actions!

I...I want to understand my mother's mood! Shenwei raised his head and said seriously, So, I want to go with you! If you are there, maybe I can understand...

Okay, Jiang Cheng interrupted Shenwei's words and said casually, But you have to listen to me throughout this journey! First, clean the inside and outside of the spacecraft! Otherwise, I will throw you off!

What the hell! Shenwei shouted with his little face raised, But... forget it, just do the chores. You must take me to my mother's hometown!

…

Looking at Shenwei who was fuming with the floor of the spaceship with a mop, Jiang Cheng took a sip of Coke and couldn't help but smile and said softly: A school trip? It's really a good excuse. But... maybe He could really learn something...

…

Did you see that? That planet is called Nadeshiko Star! There are all beautiful big sisters on it! Jiang Cheng pointed to a planet outside the window and introduced to Kamui beside him, The girls on this planet have never been there. They don’t marry outside! But they will regularly look for the man they like from the universe! Once they find them, they will become entangled and challenge the man!”

Once you lose, you will be kidnapped back to be your son-in-law! Remember this, kid!

Let's not talk about this... Kamui murmured, then pointed at the countless spaceships chasing him behind the spaceship and shouted, This kind of thing is irrelevant! Those spaceships chasing us were all launched from Nadeshiko Star Come on! What on earth did you do to them!

You also know that I am very gentle towards women.

How could you bear to win against them? Jiang Cheng explained with a sigh.

So? You lost?

That's not a loss! He's a gentleman! Jiang Cheng said sternly.

The other side has revealed its cannon! Shenwei shouted loudly, What should we do now!

Of course you have to speed up and run away! Jiang Cheng replied matter-of-factly, and turned towards the console and muttered to himself in front of the manual: This seems to be accelerating, this seems to be braking...

You don't know how to fly a spaceship at all?! Looking at the slow-moving Jiang Cheng, Shenwei felt that he was in danger.

Stop talking! Who can understand this kind of thing! The instruction manual is too long! Jiang Cheng shouted.

Get out of my way! Give me the manual! I'll do it! Shenwei kicked Jiang Cheng aside, picked up the manual, looked at it for a few times, and decisively pressed the correct accelerator button.

As expected of Sister Jiang Hua's son, you have the potential to become the Pirate King! Jiang Cheng praised as he got up.

I was killed by you before that! Shenwei turned around and cursed, but just as he finished speaking, he saw a fleet appearing in front of the spacecraft again.

What is that? Shenwei asked.

Oh, oh, that, I remembered it! Jiang Cheng stood up and replied, That should be the spaceship of Oppain! It happened to pass by last time...

What do you mean by passing by? What trouble did you get into?!

I just had a few drinks with the commander of that planet and spent a wonderful night. Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, But speaking of which, that commander is really super beautiful~ I like it. type.

Then why did they stop in front of us? Shenwei asked with a dark face.

I don't know, maybe it's just to have another drink. Jiang Cheng replied.

The other party showed off their weapons! It's not just a simple matter of having a drink! Shenwei scolded, You're too bad!

Don't talk nonsense, kid! I refused properly! Jiang Cheng retorted, Although she didn't agree.

It's unimaginable! Shenwei cursed, and at the same time, his hands did not stop, and he frantically controlled the spacecraft on the control interface.

In the end, Jiang Cheng and Shenwei escaped.

Huh~ I almost got killed by you... Kamui lay on the floor and panted.

No, we seem to be surrounded again... Jiang Cheng muttered, pointing to the fleet not far away.

What?!!! Shenwei already felt that he was hopeless, How much trouble have you caused!!

…

After experiencing the difficulties of 1981, Jiang Cheng and Shenwei finally arrived at Wan'an.

Hey, can you please stop provoking women next time? Shenwei looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt.

What are you talking about? Jiang Cheng glanced at Wei Wei and complained, How can a man cruelly refuse a woman's invitation?

You almost caused me to be buried in the universe with you! Shenwei yelled frantically.

Don't say those unlucky words! Jiang Guo retorted decisively, It should be said that we will become beautiful stars together!

There is no difference at all! Shenwei shouted, and at the same time, the spacecraft landed steadily on the ground of Henan. Looking at the devastated land, Shenwei murmured, This, this is my mother's hometown...

…

Hey, if you can't bear it anymore, just tell me in advance. Don't force yourself to know? Jiang Cheng reminded, looking at Shenwei beside him who was gasping for air.

I know. Kamui raised his head and took a deep breath and said.

Since I chose to take you out, I will send you back unscathed. You don't want your mother to be sad, right? After saying that, Jiang Cheng walked forward without looking back.

…

That... what is it? Seeing countless big snakes standing on the surface of Henan, Shenwei asked while hiding behind Jiang Cheng.

Oh, um, it's your mother's pet. I don't know the name. Jiang Cheng said casually, but just after he finished speaking, a big snake launched an attack on Jiang Cheng and charged towards Jiang Cheng with a roar. come over.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was fighting with the big snake, Shenwei's face was full of black lines, Is this really a pet?

It's true! After Jiang Cheng suppressed the big snake, he jumped down and landed in front of Shenwei and said, If you don't believe it, you can try it.

What does it mean to try...?

Touch its head, aren't all pets like this? Jiang Cheng said casually, and came to the tired and paralyzed snake with his divine power, Try it, if it were you, it should be able to feel it of.

Really? Kamui said uncertainly, but still stretched out his hand tremblingly and placed it on the big snake's head.

To Kamui's surprise, the big snake did not attack him. Instead, he arched Kamui's body, placed Kamui on his head, and then straightened his body.

Wow! Shenwei sat on the head of the big snake and looked at the distant scenery and Jiang Cheng on the ground. Then he thought of a good idea and pointed at Jiang Cheng and shouted: Hey, big snake, kill him for me. !”

Just as Shenwei finished shouting, all the big snakes rushed straight towards Jiang Cheng.

You kid, you've gone too far! Jiang Cheng dodged and scolded, What you do is called repaying kindness with hatred! Kill the donkey! Ah, no, I'm not a donkey.

You made me almost die in the universe! Kamui said with a chuckle, Orochi, the lower body is the focus of the attack!

…

Hey, you look very happy, Jiang Cheng, who was covered in dust, glanced at the smiling Kamui who was saying goodbye to Orochi and said disdainfully.

No way! Shenwei replied quickly, but his face turned slightly red.

Jiang Cheng couldn't help but snickered, As expected, children are children.

Speaking of which, the next step is to go to the place where my mother once lived, right? Kamui asked with a raised little face.

Yeah. Jiang Cheng said and walked in a certain direction with his divine power.

…

This is... Looking at the small house in front of him, Shenwei murmured, Is this the place where my mother once lived?

Well, you can stay here. You can read those books and the diary under the bed. The spaceship is not far away, and the food is over there. After a pause, Jiang Cheng continued, Just wait for me here.

I want to be with you...

No! Jiang Guo decisively refused, but then his tone became much softer, Only by staying here can you find the answers you want. And I also have work that I want to complete.

But... In the end, Kamui compromised, I understand.

A school trip can only be called a school trip if you learn something. Jiang Cheng raised a finger and continued, I'm looking forward to it too. Come on, young man!

roll!

Hi! After responding, Jiang Guo decisively closed the door and left.

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