Maybe a Fake Gintama

Hey, why did you escape again, I'm not your Chinese restaurant... Yin Shi opened the door and saw Jiang Cheng flipping through his refrigerator.

Does it matter? Jiang Cheng said without raising his head, and then closed the refrigerator door again, Is there space in your refrigerator, there is nothing.

That's right, I'm so poor that thieves won't visit this place. When a thief comes, they have to leave two hundred and thirty yen for me. Please leave quickly, and don't give it away. Yin Shi said He dragged Jiang Cheng to the door.

Well, Jiang Chengsang finally came here once, don't rush people like this, just bought the ingredients for the hot pot, let's eat together. Xin Bazhu said.

Give up that dangerous idea of ​​yours! Shinbahaw. This guy's stomach is different from our earthly stomach! This idiot's stomach can't be said to be a simple thing like a stomach, it's just like another dimension ! Yin Shi said fiercely.

Who is Doraemon! When Jiang Cheng kicked Feiyin, he put on a pose he thought was cool, Be clear in advance, I'm not a cat pie.

No one said you were Doraemon! Yin Shi got up and shouted.

It seems that Jiang Chengsang is not the kind of cat pie. If you put it this way, Jiang Chengsang is a dog pie. Xin Baha stretched out a finger and said confidently.

Isn't it a cat faction or a dog faction? Young people today are really narrow-minded, aren't they, Yinshi? Jiang Cheng walked to the living room of Yinshi's house and sat down on the sofa. Actually, I am from panda (panda) pie!

No, it should be Ou... Yinshi took over, but Jiang Cheng didn't give Yinshi a chance to finish. He took out a handful of kunai from the sofa and threw it out, hitting Yinshi's head.

Ah, why is there a bunch of kunai here? Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say.

Do you have amnesia?! You escape here every time?! The mad woman who killed him chases after him every time! Before leaving, he left me a room of kunai! This is the house of all things! It's not forbearance. A tool shop, your soul is dull! Yin Shi said cursingly.

Who are you calling a mad woman? Yueyong's voice sounded from behind Yin Shi, Also, I'm actually from the raccoon pie.

No...no...don't say anything, hahahaha Hearing the sound, Yin Shi's cold sweat has already broken down, Also, no one asked you what faction! Why is the topic going in this direction?!

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In that case, in the end, Yinsang and Jiang Chengsang helped Yoshihara get rid of that Night King in the end, Shinbaha said.

At this time, the five of them were sitting on the sofa, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha were sitting on the side, and Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong were sitting on the side.

Voiceover: Five people? Isn't it four people? Where is the other person?

It's just a stinky old man who likes to make trouble for people. He threw the mess to Yinshi when he talked himself, and he didn't know where to go after receiving the performance fee. I am the most irresponsible person. I hate it, isn't it Yinshi? Jiang Cheng shook his head and said.

What are you talking about there?! What do you mean throwing it to me?! Didn't I throw it to you?! Are you still trying to escape?! Do you want to drag me along?!

--Dividing line--

Let's go back in time to the end of the previous chapter.

All in all, these are Feng Xian's last words. So now, are the two new Lord Night Kings ready to take over? Ri Lun smiled at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi while sitting in a wheelchair.

Lord Night King, I have something to do, so I'll take my leave. Jiang Cheng bowed to Yin Shi, who was beside him, and turned around, ready to run away.

Wait, Yin Shi pressed Jiang Cheng's shoulder, Who is Lord Night King? I don't think the last sentence was addressed to me~ Jiang Cheng~

What are you talking about, Lord Night King,

Didn't you like to go to various stores in the past, every time you suggested to go, this is enough to be the Night King, don't worry, you can do it well! come on! Silver time! Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with a sincere expression.

Hey, hey, stop joking, shouldn't the Night King be the Night Rabbit? I'm a real Earthman, every cell, every pore, and every hair in my body is an Earthman! You stay as that Night King. Come on! There are still glasses in human skin waiting for me at my house! I'll go first! Ye~wang~SA~MA! Yin Shi's expression was more treacherous and treacherous.

As I said, I'm neither a night rabbit nor a samurai, just a wandering ronin. And I still prefer sunny days. I used to like sunbathing the most. It's different, Yinshi, you stay here and enjoy the treatment of the real Night King! Jiang Cheng didn't give in at all.

Stop joking! [Leave it to that kid], it doesn't look like it was meant for me! Don't look at me as a handsome boy, in fact, Yin Sang, my heart is completely an uncle!

Me too!

Jiang Cheng, you are the most suitable to stay here and be that night king! Otherwise, tell me what your interests are?

Of course it's Shui Lingling... Jiang Cheng said subconsciously, but stopped the car in time, You bastard trying to frame me!

Look at what I said, it's all Shui Lingling girls here. Shui Lingling's life is waiting for you, go! Jiang Cheng! No, it's the Night King Sama!

Hey, the two of you, if you really don't want to stay, you will pay for the public property you destroyed, as well as the money for your food and drink. Yoshihara is such a place, a place where men can leave after paying the money. . Yue Yong said with a cigarette stick in his mouth, and at the same time he didn't know how to find out a thick price list from there.

The two looked at the aggregated numbers, and there was a long series of zeros that could not be counted, and they were stunned. But then, as if he hadn't seen it, he continued to tear at each other. But this time, the two only opened their mouths and didn't make a sound. Obviously, they were too scared to make a sound by the long string of zeros.

Don't play stupid, choose quickly! Yue Yong said sharply.

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi immediately sat down.

That... Can I pay in installments? First, divide it into a thousand years, and only need to pay a part of the interest every year for the first one hundred years. Yin Shi asked tremblingly.

No!

That...can we implement a rotation system of night kings, and let Yinshi do it for the first 100 years, and then I will take over for the next 100 years. Jiang Cheng asked with his hand raised.

Well, this... Yueyong lowered her head and began to think.

Of course not! You bastard! How can you take turns for a hundred years! Yin Shi kicked Jiang Cheng into the air again.

No, it's not actually a hundred years. If you have a son in the future, you can pass the position to your son when he is an adult, and when your grandson is an adult, you can pass the position to your grandson. That's it, there are no children and grandchildren. Exhausted. Jiang Cheng got up, shook his head and closed his eyes.

Do you think you're the idiot who moved mountains! There are endless descendants! Before I have a son, my lower body will retire early!

Don't worry about this. If you are worried about this, we can send you abroad for transformation. Although it may not be as good as the anti-tank gun you mentioned, ordinary armor-piercing guns can still do it. Yue Yong said aloud.

Hey, did you hear it? Yinshi, it was made just for you, I already knew it, you are not satisfied with your [weapon], right? The armor-piercing gun just heard it. It suits you, don't hesitate, come, sign the contract first! Jiang Cheng took Yinshi's hand and pressed it on an A4 piece of paper that appeared on the table at some point.

Hey, I'm quite satisfied with my [weapon], whether it's the length or whatever, you are the one who is dissatisfied with the [weapon], right? Whoever cried after the first time must think that he was too long. Isn't it enough? Yin Shi struggled to grab his hand, preventing it from pressing down.

Enough is enough! You two! Yueyong jumped up and kicked the two of them, How many dirty jokes do you have to tell in front of the two ladies!

Actually, that grandfather, the last words should be addressed to Mr. Jiang Cheng. Riron stretched out a finger and said with a smile.

Ahahahaha, then, I'll go first. Jiang Cheng, Sayunara! My share of the debt is also handed over to you! Yinshi disappeared from the spot in an instant. Only Jiang Cheng, who had been petrified in place, remained.

Crack, Crack, Crack...

Yueyong, did you hear the sound of shattering? Sun Wheel looked at Yueyong and asked...

--Dividing line--

We agreed to take care of three meals a day, and in the end, we have to deduct all kinds of food expenses. It's all a lie~ Jiang Cheng said while picking vegetables from the hot pot on the table.

Hey, can you stop your chopsticks?! Isn't it enough to have a place to eat three meals a day?! Can you hurry back and eat your three meals a day?! This is my house! My ingredients! I Is it really good for you to discuss your own three meals a day in someone else's house?! Yin Shi complained loudly.

Boy, prepare Chongqing hot pot next time, this kind of bland hot pot tastes absolutely tasteless~ Jiang Cheng said to Xin Baji as if he hadn't heard Yin Shi's words.

Soga, then I'll prepare ahead of time next time. Xin Baji replied.

Hey! It doesn't have any taste, and most of it ended up in your stomach?! Yin Shi shouted, And you! Can you take this idiot back quickly?! How did you eat it?! Is this a free canteen?!

Ah, isn't it okay to eat? Yueyong raised her head and asked uncertainly.

Yes, please bring your Night King sama back! You are not welcome here!

Yin-sang, you can't treat your friends like this~ Shin Baha raised a finger and shook it.

Are you Ocasan?! Have you forgotten your main job?! Your main job is to complain! Remember it for me, you man with glasses!

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