Maybe a Fake Gintama

The Mayonnaise Goblin has spoken!

What's going on? He seems to be looking here from time to time with a look of displeasure on his face...

Really! Did we do something to make him angry?

No, no! No one secretly took his mayonnaise!

But he looks really unhappy. He looks like he wants to drive us out of the forest...

A group of Baihua members looked at Shi Shi with bursting veins and whispered.

What on earth are you talking about! It's so rude! Don't think that because you are a woman, I can let you go! I'll kill you! Fourteen rolled his eyes and cursed loudly.

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng sighed softly, came to the front of the Baihua ladies, and said helplessly: You...really didn't steal the mayonnaise from the Mayonnaise Fairy? If you took it secretly, return it immediately. . Otherwise, you will definitely be driven out of the forest.

Who are you calling the mayonnaise fairy? Fourteen shouted.

If you can't use your eyes well, you have to have a limit, right? Gintoki walked up to Jiang Cheng and continued, That one is obviously a nicotine-tin fairy, right? A fairy with two penises.

Huh?! Really?! Is there really that kind of goblin?

It's incredible. I didn't expect there to be a monster with two penises!

The forest is an incredible place!

A group of Baihua members stared at Shi Shi's buttocks and whispered.

How is this possible! Shi Shi cursed again, I'll really kill you!

That one is obviously the mayonnaise fairy! Jiang Cheng shouted.

No! It's obviously the Nicotine Fairy! Gintoki retorted.

Seeing that the two of them were about to fight over some trivial matter, Xin Bajiu quickly walked out and stood between them to separate them.

Gin-san, Jiang Cheng-san, that one is the real Hijikata-san, not the mayonnaise fairy or the nicotine-tin fairy.

No, the so-called Hijikata Jushiro is actually the combination of the mayonnaise fairy, the nicotine fairy and V-shaped bangs! Sougo came over, stretched out a finger and said seriously.

That makes sense... Jiang Cheng nodded when he heard this, and then said, Maybe it's because life in the mountains is too boring and lonely that he joined the Shinsengumi.

This possibility is very high... Gintoki also nodded.

You all go to hell!! Fourteen pulled out his knife and roared towards the three of them.

But at this moment, Kondo's voice came from behind everyone: Calm down, Fourteen.

Cut! Fourteen cut with disdain and then sheathed his knife again.

Kondo, covered in honey, came over with a group of Shinsengumi members.

That's... the gorilla goblin!

Did the Gorilla Goblin speak just now?!

Really! The Gorilla Goblin spoke!

Why is the gorilla goblin hanging out with a bunch of cops?

You must have been arrested, right?

How can you do this,

After all, she is a goblin who protects gorillas...

All the Baihua ladies started whispering again.

Hey, Kondo-san, can I chop them down? Fourteen asked.

Well, it's because of your personality that you don't like girls. Fourteen. Kondo said, and then looked at Jiang Chengyi and the others, By the way, what are you doing in a place like this?

What are you asking us for? Does a guy covered in honey have the right to say that? Xin Baji complained with black lines on his head.

This is my job, please answer seriously. Kondo pinched his waist and replied seriously.

My job? What job requires me to be covered in honey? HONEY... Gintoki said disdainfully.

Although I don't know what you want to do, I'm just here to catch the demon... the one-horned fairy. Jiang Cheng said.

The one-horned fairy? Fourteen exhaled a puff of smoke, Then please stop. All the one-horned fairy in this forest belongs to us.

Could it be that...you are also here to capture the One-Horned Immortal? Xin Bajiao asked with the corner of his mouth twitching.

As expected of my brother-in-law! This insight... Kondo showed a look of relief, Now, I can rest assured that the Shinsengumi will be in your hands from now on, Shinya-kun.

Who did you say was your brother-in-law?! Don't have such wishful thinking! You stalker gorilla! Shinpachi couldn't help but curse loudly.

How rude! I'm not a stalker at all! Kondo retorted, I'm just a hunter! The hunter of love!

Super disgusting! The hunter Naniga loves?! He is simply a perverted stalker! Shinpachi yelled.

Hey, Yasang, don't get into trouble with a gorilla, Gintoki persuaded, and then looked at the Shinsengumi headed by Kondo again and sneered, Walk the citizens' tax money to a place like this. Are you here for vacation? There are some people who are really shameless...

This is serious work! Anyway, you will only be in the way, so get out of this forest! Kondo said seriously.

Are you kidding me? I came here to catch the Dream One-horned Fairy! Kagura pointed at Sougo and shouted, It's all for Dingchun 21...ah, I said it wrong, Dingchun Revenge Aru on the 28th!”

What on earth are you talking about? Didn't your shit beetle pinch himself to death because you were too excited to watch sumo wrestling? Sougo replied.

You don't even think about who made me so excited! Don't think about who is the biggest bad guy?! Kagura defended loudly with tears in her eyes.

Just yourself! Gintoki punched Kagura and cursed.

On the side, Jiang Cheng and the other members of Hyakuhua did not participate in this nonsense from beginning to end. As for why, it was because everyone found a familiar... old colleague among the members of the Shinsengumi behind Kondo!

Isn't that a quitter?! A young lady from Baihua pointed at Yamazaki in the Shinsengumi team and said.

Huh?! Really! That one is a quitter!

It's been such a long time, Tuizi, how are you?

Yamazaki, who originally wanted to pretend to be a little transparent, but was still discovered, finally couldn't help but walked out.

You guys... hello... Yamazaki greeted the members of Baihua.

On the side, Fourteen looked at Yamazaki, who was surrounded by a kind of Baihua lady and chatted about home affairs, and said speechlessly: Why do they look so familiar?

That's an employee who joined us before. Jiang Cheng walked over and explained with a smile.

I don't remember this happening... Fourteen murmured.

Huh? Really? Jiang Cheng pretended to be confused, At that time, Tuizi complained to us a lot about the Shinsengumi~ What kind of dictatorial bastard and scumbag deputy commander made the team members commit seppuku at the slightest disagreement? There’s Chief Gorilla.”

Hello? Yamazaki, what do you mean? What do you mean by a dictatorial bastard and a scumbag deputy chief? Fourteenth looked at Yamazaki aside with a kind face.

Souda, souda! What is Director Gorilla?! Kondo shouted at the same time.

That's not important! What's important is what it means to be a dictatorial bastard and scumbag deputy chief! Fourteenth said again.

What do you mean it's not important? Do you think I'm a gorilla, Fourteen?! Do you think the director is a gorilla?! I'm really angry! I'm really going to run away from home! Kondo shouted.

But just as Kondo finished speaking, Yue Yong came over and took out two bananas and handed them to Kondo's hand.

Everyone: Stare——

Yue Yong, who was stared at by everyone, explained aloud: Isn't this wrong? Isn't it said that giving bananas to orangutans will calm them down?

When everyone was about to say something, they saw Kondo squatting aside with a banana and eating it...

Everyone: Even you admit it yourself!

Is that the dictatorial bastard and scumbag deputy chief you were talking about? It doesn't look like him.

But the gorilla director is exactly the same as you described.

Didn't I say there is another captain? Where is he?

Tuizi? Why aren't you talking? Why are you sweating so much? Are you cold?

A group of Hyakuka members gathered around Yamazaki and whispered.

Hey, Yamazaki, should you explain? Fourteen lit up a cigarette and took a puff, then suppressed the anger in his heart and said, It's best to tell everything now, otherwise... you won't even know everything. I won’t even leave a corpse for you~”

Eh?! Yamazaki was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground and shivered.

In fact, this matter starts from the last day when Yamazaki was lurking in Baihua. On that day, Yamazaki, who was exposed, scolded his deputy commander in front of Jiang Cheng and a group of Baihua girls in order to fight for a chance of survival. In the end, it turned out that Because Yamazaki was really pitiful, Jiang Chengcai finally let Yamazaki go...

Aren't you angry? Fourteen looked at Sougo, That boy said bad things about you.

No, Sougo said nonchalantly, Because what he told is the truth. The dictatorial bastard and scumbag deputy chief is simply the true portrayal of Hijikata-san.

Jiang Cheng on the side nodded in agreement.

Hey, you want to die too, right? Fourteen shouted at Sougo and Yamazaki, Go commit seppuku now, you two bastards!

I'd better ask you to commit seppuku and die first, Hijikata. Sougo replied without thinking.

Do you want me to do it myself?! Fourteen cursed, and at the same time pulled out his knife again, Just so my hands are itchy!

However, just as Shishi drew out his sword, all the Hyakuka members took out their kunai to protect Yamazaki: You will never be allowed to hurt Kaiko!

Huh? It has nothing to do with you, right?! Fourteen shouted.

How could it be possible? Tuizi worked very hard when he was in Baihua!

Souda Souda, we've all seen it!

It's because of you, the dictatorial bastard and scumbag Deputy Commander Tui Zi, that you accepted that perverted mission! Tui Zi has always been a good boy!

Souda Souda!

…

After hearing what Baihua and the sisters said, Fourteenth became even more annoyed. After waving their hands slightly, a group of members of the Shinsengumi also stood beside Fourteen and drew their swords one after another.

Seeing the two parties confronting each other, Yamazaki, as the culprit, finally couldn't help but stand up.

No! Don't do it because of me! Yamazaki shouted with tears in his eyes.

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