Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Opening narration:

It was during the Warring States Period of the Teramondori Fan Club. Teramondori grew up from scandals and finally became a top idol. Around her, countless fan clubs were divided, and fierce struggles for hegemony were going on every day.

In order to obtain the royal seal of the [Official Fan Club], men who died in the battle with the goal of taking over the world. However, after a long war on a battlefield littered with dead bodies, there was a group of strongest men who emerged victorious in the end. We—the Temple Gate Guards!

Teramondori's Guards, the strongest Otaku army led by the macho man Shimura Shinpachi. They have supported Teramondori all the way from street singing to now, and they are the die-hard fans among die-hard fans. They have been defeated by as many as ninety-nine guards. Bound by iron rules, they are famous for their terrifying command skills.

I have never known failure. The quality of their performances, their emotions, their irritability, and the degree to which no one loves them can overwhelm the other Guards. The same goes for their long history. They can be called the closest to the official The presence.

They have been besieged by many forces, but the soldiers trained by the fierce general Shimura are difficult to defeat. The soldiers who came to attack only ended up with corpses piled up in front of them. The situation is difficult to change...

...among the deserters who dropped their weapons one after another, that man appeared on the battlefield: Wise General——Fourteen! He appeared on the battlefield like a comet, reorganized the deserters one by one, and formed what was called It is an organization of general selection group!

Contrary to those who only know how to fight, he has never fought a single battle. He skillfully grasped the hearts of otakus, seduced them, captured one power after another, and instantly ascended to the throne of the highest power! Animation , comics, games...

The selected group created by him covers everything from two-dimensional media to three-dimensional media. It's not just Atong, it's an organization that involves all elements, and the selected OTAKU! It can be called a comprehensive media club!

He knows how to be flexible, and he has breathed a breath of fresh air into the world of hardcore otakus who have only pursued Atong so far. In the otaku way that has spread to the entire world, it didn't take him much time to be regarded as a god. OTAKU is worshiped by all OTAKU!

Then, needless to say, the ones who are most easily attracted to him are the Teramondori Guards, whose desires are bound by iron rules! The voice of the fierce general Shimura, who once made these team members fearful, can no longer reach their ears. This place is one step away from unifying the world! The Temple Gate Guards...are wiped out!

In this way,

The war that lasted for several years came to an end due to the sudden appearance of a comet on the battlefield...

Oops... Today's broadcast is really short~ But that's good, I can rest~ Gintoki, who was sitting on the sofa in the Master House, yawned and concluded lazily.

But just as Gintoki finished speaking, Shinpachi, who was sitting next to him, stood up, rolled up his sleeves and knocked Gintoki down with his fist. At the same time, he rolled his eyes and cursed: Don't let me end it casually!! It's not over yet! ! So is it! So is the Guards! It’s not over yet! What do you mean by “this is the best”? ! What a fart! After all, this is just your wish!

Hey? That's enough, right? Gintoki sat up and wiped the nosebleed on his face, Isn't it nice to end like this? The atmosphere has been quite heated with the narration.

It's such a crappy ending! It's not even halfway done yet! Shinpachi shouted with his veins popping, How could it end with such a bad ending!

That's enough, Shinpachi, Gintoki waved his hands casually while leaning on the sofa, Anyway, after this it's just your boring complaints. It's so troublesome and you don't want to hear it at all. Please finish it quickly. please.

Xin Baji's expression became more gritted.

All idols are fine, Aru, let him be, Aru, Kagura, who was sitting on the sofa on the other side and was chewing vinegar kombu, said impatiently with narrowed beady eyes, How boring it is. , bastards.

There's no need to say that to me, right?! I'm about to burst into tears! Shinpachi retorted angrily, You guys should know, right? How much energy have I spent organizing the activities of the Guards so far! What on earth do I do? How much I like Atong!

As he spoke, tears began to overflow from the corners of Xin Baji's eyes...

And that personal guard is now on the verge of destruction... Xinbachi sniffed, with a look of unbearable expression on his face, Obviously he has supported Atong all the way until now... earlier than anyone else! But he suddenly appeared like that The guy took away the team members and status...

As he spoke, Shinpachi slammed the table, looked at everyone present and shouted, The dream of becoming Atsumu-chan's official fanclub is about to be taken away!

Saying that, Xin Baji sat back on the sofa again, lowered his head and continued with a disappointed look on his face: How could this happen... I didn't expect that man to be still alive, even though he had been completely eliminated... The curse of that demon sword Unexpectedly, that man is still parasitic in Hijikata-san's body before it is solved... and the level of OTAKU is several levels higher than before. Are half-hearted idol otakus like us going to fight against such a god-level otaku...

As he said that, Shinpachi looked at Jiang Cheng who was sitting at his desk with his back to everyone, Even if we invite Jiang Chengsang, who is also a senior OTAKU, but... it's still not enough!

But just as Xin Baji finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of ZZZ from Jiang Cheng's side. He immediately wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, stood up in confusion, and walked towards Jiang Cheng.

Why did you fall asleep?! Xin Baji yelled a little frantically, then grabbed Jiang Cheng's shoulders and shook him violently, I didn't call you to ask you to come to sleep!!

Hmm...huh? Jiang Cheng slowly opened his eyes, looked at Xin Bajia in front of him sleepily, and asked doubtfully: Is it already lunch time?

Be a little more serious!! Shinbaji roared angrily, I didn't bring you here to eat! By the way, where did you start falling asleep?

I forgot, Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and laughed, I'm so sorry, hahaha...

It was when Gin-chan just said the word time, Aru. Kagura raised her hand and replied.

Have you been sleeping since the beginning?! Did you fall asleep just after hearing the word time?! Xin Baji shouted with some collapse, Did you not hear the rest of the words at all?! Hey!

I'm sorry, Mr. Xin Baji, Jiang Cheng said with an apologetic smile on his face, I get sleepy as soon as I start the history class.

It's not a history class at all! Shinpachi lowered his head helplessly, lamented, and then continued, I originally thought that Jiang Chengsang, another senior OTAKU, would definitely be able to help... But now...

Shin-chan! Hachibei Takaya, who was sitting next to Kagura and was also a friend of Shin-Yachi and a member of his bodyguard, stood up and cheered to Shin-Yachi, We haven't decided the winner yet! The Mentong Guards are not finished yet! There are still remaining members, and I am the one!

Gao Zai... Xin Bajia turned his head and looked at Gao Wu in disbelief.

There must be some fan clubs that have not been won over by them! Join forces with those clubs to fight against them! Gao Ya danced and continued with an indignant look, Let him and those guys who betrayed us see each other! Our battle has just begun!

Narrator:

As long as evil exists, their fight will continue...forever.

Ah, it's finally over, today's broadcast. Gintoki, who had just finished his narration, said lazily while picking his nose.

Don't let me end it without permission! Shinpachi roared again and knocked Gintoki over with a punch. What kind of style does it seem to be unfinished but then cut in half! Although this is indeed the case, even in this way There are indeed quite a lot of works that have ended at the end! But we are not over yet! How much do you really don’t want to hear us?! Is it to the point where you would rather be cut in half than listen?!”

But I don't understand what you're talking about about the official fan club, Gintoki leaned back on the back of the sofa again, waved his hands unmotivated and replied, After all, what do you want to do? What? What is an official? What can you do if you work hard to become an official and then become one? Can you date Atong-chan? Can you kiss Atong-chan? [Beep——] or something [Beep——] or something [Beep——] Is everything okay?”

On the side, Shinbaji and Gaowu both had blue veins popping up on their faces, which were still beating, and huge # characters also appeared on their foreheads.

...Anyway, the official thing is that we only receive two or three biscuits at most and it's over, right? Gintoki continued impatiently.

How is that possible! Why are they biscuits?! Takaya shouted.

Because you don't seem to be old enough to eat cookies, Jiang Cheng took over and explained seriously, Just eat sweet cookies. You are far from being able to eat salty cookies. When the time comes, you can just eat sweet cookies for the rest of your life!

After saying that, Jiang Cheng took out a pack of cookies from the side, tore open the bag and ate it.

We are too miserable! Xin Bajiu complained crazily, In the end, our lives will not even be able to eat cookies?!

Yes! At least the salty cookies are acceptable even if we try hard! Takaya agreed.

You are too easily satisfied! Gao Zai! Xin Bajiao looked at Gao Wu and shouted with his eyes rolled, Why are you satisfied with just salty cookies! Your pursuit is too low!

Stop arguing, you two, Gintoki held a plate of biscuits and stretched it out in front of Shinpachi and Takaya, Eat it. Although it's biscuits, I added a little salt to you two. , if you can’t eat cookies, just use this instead.”