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What are you doing? Jiang Cheng wiped his nosebleeds and got up from the ground, complaining blankly, What are you doing to the host? Believe it or not, disqualify you? You bastards!

You fake and shoddy host is not qualified to say this at all! Yin Shibai yelled, What's the matter with your attire? What's the matter? What about the original host? Why did you Will it be here? What did you do to the original host?!

Hmph, Jiang Cheng folded his hands and snorted disdainfully, That kind of thing didn't exist from the beginning. Who do you think is the sponsor of this game? Who do you think is responsible for broadcasting in the background?

Could it be...Could it be... Yinshi finally came to his senses, squinting his eyes and twitching half of his face, turned his head to look at the helicopter hovering in the sky, and saw a group of Baihua's people in the helicopter. member!

Yinshi lowered his head and glanced at the staff who were similar to security guards at the venue, and unexpectedly... all of them were members of Baihua!

What the hell are you doing?! Yinshi was in a bad mood, and he grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and complained wildly, Why did you become the host for no reason? Why did Yoshihara become the host for no reason? The sponsor of the game? Why did you let that group of women take over the game? What the hell is going on in your head?!

Why? Jiang Cheng was a little confused, Of course it was to advertise for Yoshihara, since there is such a good opportunity.

Shut up!

Yinshi had just finished speaking, and Xin Baji on the side quickly grabbed Yinshi, and whispered in Yinshi's ear: Calm down, Yinsang, since the host is really Jiang Chengsang, yes It's more beneficial to us.

I'm just upset! Yin Shi shouted.

Because of various reasons, don't talk nonsense! Jiang Cheng raised the microphone and shouted at the audience again, Let's go directly to the final match! Are you ready?!

Yes!×5000+

I know that every contestant who comes here is feeling anxious at the moment, worried that they will not be able to compare with other teams, Jiang Cheng showed a trace of unbearable, But! Don't worry! I have formulated very fair competition rules! Absolutely will not favor any team! Love? That kind of thing that cannot be seen cannot be measured at all! Do you think your love for this flat-chested girl is inferior to others?!

Give me a moment,

Xin Baji said with a cold face, What do you mean by a flat-chested woman? Replace it with the cutest idol in the world, Atong Sauce! You bastard!

Yo Xi, for insulting the host, the temple gate guards will record a punishment. Jiang Cheng took out a small notebook, opened it, took out a ballpoint pen and drew a line on it, then closed it, and looked at the audience with a smile on his face , opened the mouth to explain, By the way, as long as there are three acts of insulting the host, you will be directly disqualified from the competition!

Yin Sang, this person has no intention of favoring us at all. Xin Baji complained with black lines all over his face, Is it just for fun?

I haven't read the rules of the previous competition... No, it's not suitable for you at all! Jiang Cheng once again faced the contestants, Physical strength? Economic strength? What are those? Use that to judge you against me This flat...no, Atong-chan's love, do you think it's fair?! Answer me loudly! Is it fair?!

That's right, it's not fair at all to judge our love with that kind of thing!

That's right! It's not fair at all! I'm just poor, but the love for Atong-chan is the same!

It's just that I'm not physically strong, but my love for Atong-chan is not lost to anyone!

More and more contestants agreed, and the voice of unfairness became louder and louder.

Yin Sang, it seems that even Jiang Chengsang is very serious in such a formal occasion. Xin Baji praised in a low voice.

Tch! Yin Shi turned his face away and spat in a low voice, and said disdainfully, Don't be blinded by your appearance, Xinbaji.

Yo Xi, the staff over there will kick out those who say it's unfair, and disqualify them. Jiang Cheng glanced at the staff (members of Baihua) at the side, and then turned to the contestants again, with a look of contempt on his face Then he said, You don't have any money, what idol are you chasing after? What are you going to support your favorite idol? What about the idol's new album? Physical strength? You don't even have a good physical strength, you are going to be in the hospital bed Do you support your idol? Go back, Cherries!

Well, Yinsang, I take back what I just said... Xin Bachi said with a blank expression, This person is still playing.

Seeing hundreds of OTAKUs being dragged away one after another by Baihua members, the remaining contestants did not express any dissatisfaction.

Ahem, Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and said again, There are a lot of competitors missing all of a sudden, are you happy? But don't rush to be happy, I will announce more surprise news next!

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng took out a crumpled piece of paper from his bosom, and after flattening it, he compared it word by word and began to read: Masters participating in the competition, since there is only one winning team in the end, it is inevitable that other teams will be There will be feelings of loss. Therefore, for the stability of the society and to appease the emotions of the losers, as the organizer, we will give each team that loses four coupons for 10% discount at various stores in Yoshihara!

What?! There is still a prize for failure?!

Or Yoshihara's 10% off experience coupon?!

I'm starting to look forward to it!

Me too!

In this case, it doesn't matter if I lose the game! In other words, I can say goodbye to my virginity!

That's right! The organizer of this event is really taking care of us!

Listening to the whispers of the contestants on the scene, Xin Baji complained expressionlessly: I don't want to complain anymore, this is undoubtedly a discount fraud...

No, you're wrong, Xinbaji, Yinshi clasped his hands and replied in a rare serious manner, This is not just a simple discount scam, you see! Those contestants are no longer interested in winning the competition! The so-called victory and defeat that they ignited so high has been smoothed out by this man!

Really...really! Xin Baji looked at the group of competitors who were discussing going to that store, and exclaimed, No... as expected of Jiang Chengsang who knows how to play with OTAKU's heart! Simple and simple Just a few words will...

Before Xin Baji finished speaking, Jiang Cheng said again: Well, don't get excited, cherries, we haven't finished yet.

Only then did the OTAKUs calm down again, and looked at Jiang Cheng, who held up the microphone and said, Because of the possible special circumstances, the discount coupons for Yoshiwara's 10% discount stores can be exchanged for free mayonnaise for three days. Coupons.

【evil ways! 】Xin Baji's eyes widened in an instant, looked at Jiang Cheng, and thought to himself: 【It's simply a crooked way! It was completely a trap set for Hijikata-san! Hijikata-san, who loves mayonnaise, will definitely shake his heart! Well done! Jiang Chengsang! 】

Who would want that kind of thing, hurry up and start the game!

Yeah, let's start!

The audience in the audience shouted one after another...

Hey, Fourteen, calm down. A certain orangutan in the crowd looked at Fourteen, who was shaking his head and shoulders, and reminded, This is a trap! It is a trap that must not be fooled!

Bastard... Fourteen lowered his head and gritted his teeth and said word by word.

...

Then, next, the victory and defeat will officially begin! Jiang Cheng announced loudly, and then looked at Atong-chan beside him, Well, Ping...A-Tong-chan, please read the rules of the game.

Hey? Atong-chan was flustered for a moment, Didn't Jiang Chengsang just say that he had formulated new rules for the game? I don't know anything yet.

How could there be such a thing? Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, How could I think about such troublesome things that would kill me.

New Yachi Gintoki Takaya Kagura: This person is really irritating...

Then how about this? Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, raised an index finger and suggested, How about using the lottery method? Fair, right? At the end, you will draw the number plate of the lucky team, and everyone will not have it. Complaints, all teams have the same chances.

Eh? This, this... Atong began to twitch, Although it does seem fair, but...

Can't it? Jiang Cheng wondered, But I also thought of this method. It's fast, effective, and fair.

Jiang Chengsang, Xin Baji on the side came over with the script that Jiang Cheng had thrown away just now, and stuffed it into Jiang Cheng's hands, If you really don't know what to say, just follow the script... don't Say something weird.

It's too troublesome, Jiang Cheng complained, The lines I prepared end here, and I have to go back to play games after it is over.

Can you have a little sense of responsibility? Xin Baji complained with twitching corners of his mouth.

Let me do it! Yin Shi took the script from Jiang Cheng's hand with a displeased face, glanced at it slightly, crumpled the script into a ball and threw it behind him.

In short, the rules of the competition are very simple, Yinshi snatched the microphone from Jiang Cheng's hand, raised an index finger and said solemnly, Because it's too troublesome, we will go directly to the finals, and now we want to distribute Atong's [ Beep—], the team that eats up the food the fastest is the winning team.

Kagura faced Atong with a stack of small plates at the right time and said, Please! Ohhh!

It's a good method, but it's a little disgusting. Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and nodded his head and commented, But having said that, do you need to go to this level to chase idols now? You have to eat it [beep] ——Are you at the point of]? Awesome, Xin Baji.”

Don't listen to Yinsang's nonsense, Jiang Chengsang... Xin Baji replied in a low voice, somewhat speechless.

Wait! What's going on with this messy game?!

How many [beep——] do you think Atong-chan can pull out?!

There must be a limit to making fun of Atong sauce! Give me enough!

Atong-chan doesn't know how to pull [beep——] and fart! Get out of here! Scumbags!

A group of OTAKUs immediately became excited and expressed their dissatisfaction.