Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Atong-chan thought for a moment, or maybe he didn't think about it, then he raised the microphone and spoke without thinking.

Is this a competition to show your love for me? Atong-chan covered her chest with one hand and continued with a serious face, You have to come to see me even if you have to ride in the car during the marathon. I think other than love can explain Nothing else!

As soon as Atongjiang finished speaking, the audience at the scene was all excited, shouting and expressing their inner dissatisfaction.

An incredible fact has just emerged. It is okay to ride in a car during a marathon! the host said to the audience.

Hey! What's going on?!

Have all our efforts so far been in vain?!

Tell me from the beginning! What are you doing?!

Looking at the excited audience in the audience, the host quickly explained: Although I know everyone has opinions, this is the decisive battle of Atong-chan's official fan club (the pianist on the field)! Atong-chan's opinion is Absolutely! So now counting the Yoshiwara team, the Teramon Dori Guards and the general selection team that have just been re-qualified by Atsushi-chan, these three teams will qualify for the finals! These three teams will bet on Atsushi. Fight for the throne of the official fan club!”

As soon as the host finished speaking, he suddenly heard a more intense quarrel coming from beside him. Dang even turned his head and looked over...

What are you talking about?! How could Jiang Chengsama love a woman like you?!

If you talk nonsense again, I'll kill you!

Burn your ass hair! Ugly girl!

…

It turns out that compared to the dissatisfaction of the audience, the women of Baihua are even more dissatisfied.

All the Baihua ladies cursed angrily, but Atong-chan did not show any dissatisfaction and still had a smile on her face.

Um, can you please let them be quiet for a while? The host looked at Jiang Cheng and said, The next game is about to start, so can you please let them stop for a while?

Calm down! Jiang Cheng, who was helpless, could only reprimand, And this flat-chested girl is right to say it's love.

I really came here because of my love for games.

But this woman... A Baihua girl wanted to defend.

No, it's okay. The most exciting part of today's game is not here yet, and the most delicious part is coming soon~ Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth slightly, I can't wait~ Hehehehehe...

As he said that, Jiang Cheng smiled sadly...

Gin-chan, is it true that uncle is okay, Aru? Kagura on the side tugged at the corner of Gintoki's clothes, pointed at Jiang Cheng and asked in a low voice, I always feel that he is thinking about something strange.

Don't worry, don't worry, Gintoki waved his hand casually, then pointed at Agao beside him, We have an opponent here that he doesn't understand at all. In this case, what about that idiot? Nothing can be done.”

At the same time, Fourteenth on the other side had a solemn look on his face, and there was even cold sweat on his face. Fourteenth glanced at Jiang Chengyi and others on one side and Gintoki and others on the other side, and thought to himself:

[It’s terrible...it’s really terrible! I didn’t expect that it would turn into such a direct duel... I originally thought that as long as I could eliminate the Guards, the rest would be my world, and I could do it casually, so I found some casual team members...]

While thinking about it, Fourteen turned his head and glanced at the three teammates beside him who obviously didn't take the game seriously.

【What to do...what to do...】

Kondo, who saw that something was wrong with Fourteen's face, comforted him: You look a little bad, is it okay? Fourteen? Don't worry, there are only a few companions here who know that you are possessed by the demon sword. In order to save you The real companions I organized are freed from the demon sword! They will never lose to that guy who gives you money and a luxurious gift package!

Saying that, Kondo turned his head and looked at Sougo, who was grinning ferociously and with a sinister smile on his face, right? Sougo?

Yes, Kondo-san, Sougo said with a smile, I want Fourteen to become a Buddha anyway, right? Don't worry, I came here with this kind of consciousness. Let Fourteen become a Buddha in happiness. My purpose today.”

Look, it's reliable, right? Kondo turned his head and gave a thumbs up to Fourteen and winked.

【What a reliable guy! ] Fourteen cursed in his heart, [No matter how you listen to what you said just now, they are all aimed at me! You just want me to become a Buddha, right? ! That guy clearly didn't think about the matter of House Fourteen at all! I'm so relieved! Why did you bring this shaking S here? ! 】

Also, Yamazaki, do you think so too? Kondo looked at Yamazaki, who had his head lowered and had been in a depressed state.

I'm sorry... How much does a hair transplant cost? Yamazaki murmured, lowering his head.

Ah ha ha ha! They are all reliable guys! Kondo laughed a few times, and then asked: Well, by the way, Fourteen, I am going to play golf with my uncle at three o'clock. What time is it here? Can it end?”

Fourteen could only smile bitterly in his heart...

…

Along with the sound of music, the host cleared his throat, raised the microphone and spoke again: In the upcoming three finals, the team with the most wins will be awarded the title of official fan club! In the budget competition, the contestants showed their The best thing is physical strength! What we will be shown next is...

With that said, the host pointed to his bald forehead and continued.

...Physical strength! You should know everything about your favorite Otsu-chan! Next we will post questions about Otsu-chan, and the seat where everyone will answer the questions is the slide on the swimming pool here! If you answer correctly , the slide your opponent is on will tilt! If all opponents slide, the winner will be the one left!

By the way, because of the sponsorship from the sponsors of the competition, we divided the swimming pool into three parts, corresponding to the three teams.

As he said that, the host pointed to the swimming pool aside, and saw that the swimming pool was divided into three areas by glass partitions. The area on the far left was filled with sticky mayonnaise that looked disgusting, and the area on the far right was filled with sticky mayonnaise that looked disgusting. All strawberry milk! And the middle area is completely filled with lubricant!

On the shore of each area, there are four green slides controlled by lifts. The slides are tilted at an angle of about 40 degrees. Players can only hold on to the sides of the slide above to prevent themselves from falling.

Wait a minute! Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted, What's going on with the lubricant in the middle? I'm sorry, can I just fill the two sides with mayonnaise and strawberry milk?! Can you please Do you listen to the sponsor’s request?”

Ah, this is a request from the sponsor. The host replied.

Don't be ridiculous! I don't even remember that I made such a request!! Jiang Cheng was a little crazy.

Jiang Chengsama, this seems to be the leader's request, a young lady Baihua on the side came to Jiang Cheng's ear and explained softly, Recently, Yoshihara has accumulated a batch of lubricants that are about to expire, so in order not to waste them Dispose of it...

What on earth is she doing? Jiang Cheng held his forehead with a look of despair on his face, Can you write down my request carefully... Why do you have to add such unnecessary things...

Okay, the three teams please sit above their respective areas, the host continued. By the way, if you answer the question incorrectly, your slide will also tilt as a punishment. Please be careful.

Don't worry! Gintoki, who was already sitting on the slide, snorted disdainfully, This strawberry milk will not be wasted at all! I will drink it all in my stomach!

No, that's not what I'm talking about... The host was speechless, By the way, are the players from the Temple Gate Guards already thinking about falling into the swimming pool before the competition even starts?

【Now, I completely understand! ] Fourteen, who was already seated, tried his best to close his facial features and try not to think about the fact that there was a mayonnaise pool below him.

[The real purpose of those two guys! ] Fourteen thought of the sinister expressions of Jiang Cheng and Sougo, and gritted his teeth and thought: [It is definitely not a simple game! They didn't think about anything at all! You just want me to become a Buddha! In this game, the purpose of the two of them is just to make me, not the nerd, become a Buddha! 】

【How careless! Today we not only have to fight with other teams, but also have intrigues with our own team members! 】While thinking, Fourteen opened his eyes and glanced at Sougo on the left and Jiang Cheng on the right while trying his best to ignore the mayonnaise below.

Shi Shi found that at this time, the two of them were staring at him closely with extremely refreshing (black-faced) smiles.

【really! ] Fourteen quickly closed his eyes again, [These two guys really think that way! That expression is definitely the one that wants me to become a Buddha! It's terrible, it's really terrible! Although I have forced myself not to think about the mayonnaise swimming pool, now I really can’t wait to jump in! How can it be repaired? 】

【endure! fourteen! Be patient! fourteen! This level of temptation has absolutely no attraction for you! Believe in yourself! ] Fourteen kept warning himself in his mind, [But...it's just the second game, it doesn't matter if you relax a little and take a bath in the mayonnaise pool, right? After all, the first marathon race was so hard. Wouldn’t it be nice to take a short break to adjust the state and win the third and fourth races more easily? Indeed... In this case, this game feels a little irrelevant...]

Thinking of this, Fourteen quickly shook his head: [No, no, no! fourteen! This idea will play right into their hands! This is definitely what the two of them thought! There was a mayonnaise pool in the second game, so there will definitely be an even more incredible temptation than this in the third game! Maybe they will bring the mayonnaise kingdom here in the fourth game! 】