Maybe a Fake Gintama

What are you talking about? Atong asked with a smile on his face.

Um...Actually, I... Jiang Cheng adjusted his expression for a moment, and then revealed a tender look on his face, Actually, I don't know anything about you, but...does it matter? What I like is just It’s just your face, it’s just your face in my eyes. It’s only your face that attracts me to come here to participate in the competition! That’s right! I am such a superficial man! So, the rest , can you slowly let me know everything about you bit by bit in the days to come?

Don't believe him! Atong-chan! Shinpachi quickly warned, This man is lying! Don't be blinded by his expression! The only thing he likes is Oppai! And he has a crush on Atong. You have no interest in my breasts that look perfect! You must not be fooled! Atong-chan! And he is not that kind of person who participates in competitions! It’s just for the luxury prizes! He is just a It’s just a real game OTAKU!”

Ding dong ding dong ding dong…

Although I don't know what happened, there is no doubt that Jiang Chengshi's Yoshiwara team escaped! Because Jiang Chengshi's affectionate confession escaped punishment! the host announced, By the way, I would like to remind the rest. Contestants and women all like men to praise their good looks! Even Atong-chan is not surprised! Such comments that seem like scumbag speech can also impress women!

[You are too young...] Jiang Cheng laughed evilly in his heart, [A group of virgin OTAKUs, you are not at the same level as me! You'd better give up and go home to sleep as soon as possible! 】

【Oh no! Almost forgot! ] Xin Baji thought to himself, [I almost forgot what the host said just now! In this victory or defeat, Atong-chan is the complete rule! As long as Atong-chan is happy, nothing else matters! Got the question right? That kind of thing doesn't matter at all! The important thing is to be able to make Atong-chan happy! 】

At the same time, Fourteen also thought of this.

【Hurry up and realize this! How many of you! ] Fourteen and Shinpachi looked at the members of their respective teams who were still on the slide at the same time, [If you don't realize this, you will never win against that man! please! ! Kondo-san Kagura-chan! 】

Then start the second question! Just as the host finished speaking, the answer button was pressed instantly.

[You press the button so fast even though you don’t know anything! 】Xin Baji's eyes widened instantly,

【who? ! Who is it? ! 】

Agao from the Guards, please answer! The host looked at Agao who was chewing gum.

【for! Why you? ! 】Xin Bajia’s whole body is not feeling well, 【You are the one least likely to know, right? ! Even if you use compliments to fool them, do you really speak fluent Japanese? ! By the way, who are you? ! 】

[Win...] Jiang Cheng chuckled, [In this case, even if you try to copy my answer, it will be useless! I, who have been secretly working part-time at Cowherd's shop lately, are not on the same level as you at all! 】

Oh...please wait a moment... Agao held his forehead with one hand and frowned. After thinking for a moment, he continued in a less fluent Japanese, Sorry, can I go to the toilet? A milestone in the journey to Hades)?”

(A milestone in Kadomatsushi’s journey to the underworld: the famous Japanese song by the monk Ikkyu.)

【Do you just want to pee? ! 】Xin Baji instantly fell to the ground, 【Did you press the button specifically just to say this? Having said that, I don’t even know why speaking Atong is easier than Japanese? There are words that even Japanese people don’t know! 】

[It's really too bad, it's a complete waste of an opportunity...] Several black lines appeared under the corners of Xin Baji's eyes.

Ding dong ding dong ding dong…

The answer is correct! the host announced. The question is, What was the first thing you said to the audience at Atong-chan's debut concert because she was nervous? The answer is Can I go to the toilet? ?

Agao answered the question without even looking at it! It's really amazing! the host praised.

[Answer...Correct answer! ! 】Xin Baji was in a state of shock, 【Why? ! What kind of miracle is this? ! 】

Aru is awesome! You know it very well! Agao! Kagura on the side patted Agao's shoulder hard and praised, then turned his head to look at Xinbaji and shouted confidently: Everyone said There’s no problem, Alu! Just leave it to me and Agao, Alu!”

[That one is just a blind cat bumping into a dead mouse! ! 】Xin Bajiu tried his best to refute in his heart.

Then, the slide for the general selection group and the Yoshihara team will move up a level. The host continued.

Wait! Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him again, then showed a tender look on his face again and looked at Atong, Well, I was completely attracted by your face just now. So I didn't notice what the host was talking about at all. What, should this situation be treated like an accident?”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng showed a gentle smile.

Do you still want to do the same thing again?! You bastard! Xin Baji immediately spat at Xingzi and scolded him, then looked at Atong aside and advised him, No! You absolutely can't believe what this man says! Atong-chan! ! Now his words and his expression are all lies!

Shut up! Xinbaji! Jiang Cheng yelled, What do you know about me?! All my words are true!

This person really doesn't blush at all when he tells lies, Xinbaji said with disgust, Then, before you say such things, you should swear to me in advance! Swear to prove that you are not lying. !”

I swear! Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and raised his right hand with three fingers without thinking, If I lie, Xin Baji will remain a virgin for the rest of his life!

Swear to me in your own name! Bastard! Xinbaji's glasses were about to crack and his eyes were bloodshot. He shouted loudly, Why do you use me to make such a vicious oath?! Why do you lie to me for the rest of your life? My virginity!

Atong-chan! Kagura raised her hand and looked at Atong, This oath is not valid, Aru!

Thank you Kagura-chan for being willing to speak for me... Shinpachi wiped the tears from his eyes.

Because Shinpachi has been destined to remain a virgin all his life, this kind of oath is not valid at all, Aru! Kagura continued.

Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you right now!! Shinbaji rolled his eyes and shouted loudly, Who can say for sure what will happen in the future! Why am I destined to be a virgin all my life!

Calm down, Ya-san, Gintoki, who had already drank a third of the strawberry milk, rubbed his belly and floated in the pool, looking at the glasses in his hand and said with relief, It's about time you accepted this kind of role positioning, right? Men, sometimes you have to accept this cruel reality in order to keep going with your head held high!

Look here and tell me!! And I don't want to hear that kind of comfort at all! Xin Bajiu complained crazily, And when did my role become an eternal virgin?! I didn't listen at all! I told you!”

Ah, sorry, sorry, I almost forgot, Gintoki quickly changed his words, It should be the glasses of eternal virginity. This is your role as a new eight-year-old. I'm really sorry, I forgot my glasses. Haha...

Just drown me in strawberry milk! The furious Shinpachi rushed over and stepped on Gintoki's head, forcing Gintoki's head into the strawberry milk...

Well, Atong-chan, how about it? Can Jiang Chengshi's words just now be used to avoid punishment? The host looked at Atong who was standing aside and asked.

I saw Atong-chan lowered his head and pinched his chin, thinking for a moment, then raised his head and nodded with a smile, and said: Although the compliment just now was the same as the previous one, this time it was said Such a poisonous oath, so this time it is barely qualified.

Great! Jiang Cheng cheered.

How strange! I'm obviously the one who was used to swear! I'm the one who suffers the most misfortune! Xin Bajiu argued dissatisfiedly, So my team should be given extra points!

Well, I understand a little bit, Kondo nodded and said, Now as long as I praise you, Atong-chan, can I avoid punishment? Then, I can too! Atong-chan, you are the only one in my heart besides Atong-chan. The most perfect woman besides Miss Miao!

Having just said that, the slides of the three members of the general group all started to rise. Sougo and Yamazaki only rose one space, but Kondo's slide rose several spaces, and the entire slide formed a right angle with the ground!

Why?! I'm obviously telling the truth! Kondo hugged the slide and tried his best to prevent himself from falling. Also, Atong-chan... maybe it's my misunderstanding. I feel like only my angle is special. Big...what on earth is going on?

Atong-chan narrowed his eyes and smiled without saying a word.

Next is the third question, ignoring Kondo's shouts of dissatisfaction, the host continued, First of all, watch this video...

Just as he said that, a picture gradually appeared on the big screen in front of the players, which was an electrical appliance mall building.

But just when the building just appeared, the answering bell suddenly rang again, and at the same time, the scene that was just about to be played was also paused.

【What are you doing? ! Obviously nothing has been played yet! 】Xin Bajiu's pupils suddenly shrank, his eyes widened and he fell into shock.

It's Agao from the Guards again! the host shouted.

[So why you? ! 】Xin Baji’s whole body was so tender on the outside and tender on the inside, 【Don’t you want to go to the toilet? ! Besides, you haven’t read anything, what are you going to answer? ! 】

[You have already lost! ] Jiang Cheng chuckled and thought disdainfully: [Miracles will not happen twice in a row! 】