Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 389: Don't underestimate the artist's way of survival!

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...Moreover, the song given by the producer... As he spoke, A Tong turned his face away in embarrassment, blushed slightly and pouted, It's the kind of song that's all [beep—— ]’s song, more than half of the lyrics are dropped by [beep——], I also want to sing the kind of inspirational and youthful songs that don’t need to beep [beep——], it’s really distressing~”

【You are so distressed! By the way, it's you! It's you! It is you who sing that kind of thing in reality! Why put the blame on others! 】Jiang Cheng thought a little frantically,【Isn't it too late to complain in this kind of place? Is it too late to restore your innocent image? ! 】

It's really distressing~ A Tong said pretending to be distressed, and then stretched out an index finger and put it gently on his mouth, Should I discuss it with the producer? I heard from the seniors that the producer seems to only You can stay in the private office on the top floor, but if you step out of the room, you will vomit blood and die~

[What the hell is this setting! Do you mean I can only stay here? Will you die once you get out? ! In other words, if the setting is like this, how can I strike up a conversation! The plot can't go on! 】Jiang Cheng's whole body is not well, but then suddenly, Jiang Cheng thought of something again, hooked the corner of his mouth, and thought: 【No! This is it! So that's how it is! Now I totally get it! As long as she steps into my room, it will be considered a success! I already know the direction of the plot! bring it on! Send out all the usual complaints! 】

But... As he spoke, Ah Tong felt a little lost again, The medical expenses of my thirty-eight younger brothers who are bedridden may not be able to cover... If a sudden change in style leads to a decline in popularity, I My thirty-eight younger brothers may be...

[So why do you have to have thirty-eight younger brothers? ! 】Jiang Cheng complained wildly in his heart, 【Your mother is too capable of giving birth, isn't she? No matter how you think about it, it's impossible! It is impossible to have one a year! 】

My... A Tong suddenly sobbed on the dressing table, ...thirty-eight brothers...my sister is really distressed...

[Three... Thirty-eight twins? ! 】Jiang Cheng was shocked by the thunder, 【The sextuplets next door are terrible, why did your family directly have 38-uplets? ! This is already a miracle! Speaking of delivering the baby, didn't the doctor fall asleep like counting sheep because of counting the children? ! 】

Boom! There was a knock on the door of Atong's room, and the voice of artist A came in at the same time.

Atong sauce, about the announcement of next week's tricky variety show, let me inform you and pass on some experience to you by the way.

Ah, please come in. Atong-chan hastily wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes,

After tidying up his expression, he put on a friendly smile again and looked in the direction of the door.

Artist A pushed open the door and walked in with a few A4 papers, pulled aside a chair and sat down.

What's the matter? The corners of the eyes are a little red, are you okay? Female artist A looked at A Tong and asked suspiciously.

It's all right, maybe it's just lack of sleep. Atong replied with a smile.

It's the same no matter where you are. Newcomers are different from us old people. They are really desperate~ Artist A said with a sigh.

It's... not bad, A-Tong smiled awkwardly, Talking about the thing senior said just now about next week's tricky variety show...

Oh, here, as he said, artist A handed some A4 papers in his hand to Atong, You have been in the company for a while, and the higher-ups have arranged for you to improve your popularity. Gu type variety show.

Well, it's a prank... Atong-chan took the A4 paper handed over by artist A, You won't do something strange, right?

It doesn't matter. Artist A waved his hand and said indifferently, It's just some boring stuff to say it's a prank, and you can just pretend to be surprised when the time comes, so that the audience can see you turn pale with fright. It’s fine for the scene. Contrast, the audience likes that kind of contrast feeling, even if you are not frightened, you have to pretend [Ah, I’m frightened to death!] This kind of feeling. Got it?”

I understand. Atong nodded.

Well, because it's the first time for Atong-chan to participate in a trick show, so I'm going to ask a few questions here. Artist A nodded and asked kindly, Is a beer bottle okay?

Beer bottle? Atong was puzzled.

That's that one. Artist A waved his hand and replied, It's the scene of being beaten by a beer bottle in a prank show.

Oh, what you're talking about is the one that often appears in the whole person show on TV. By the way, the show I'm on also has that kind of plot. Atong-chan came to his senses and said with a smile: But watching the show They are all rough-made bottles that don’t hurt when you touch them, so I think there should be no problem.”

If it's a real beer bottle, how much can it resist? Artist A's face was full of seriousness.

Huh? The expression on A Tong's face froze for a moment.

[What kind of prank show is this! Even a real beer bottle can't hold it! 】Jiang Cheng thought frantically, 【By the way, does anyone really watch this kind of program? ! No, can it really be aired? ! Will it really not be banned every minute? ! 】

Seeing the embarrassing expression of Atong-chan, artist A sighed lightly, and said, Isn't it really impossible...then the explosives are okay, right?

Dynamite? A-Tong asked suspiciously.

It's in the whole person show, from the top of the head Bang! The kind of explosion. Artist A explained.

The explosives in the whole person show seem to only have a very loud sound, and basically have no power, right? Then there is no problem. Atong replied with a smile.

Real explosives, how many sticks can it withstand at most? About a hundred sticks, is it okay? Artist A asked again.

Huh? Atong-chan's expression froze again.

[No way! Not even one will work! Will be dead! 】Jiang Cheng complained wildly in his heart.

Seeing Atong Jiang's embarrassed expression, the female artist asked again: Why don't you talk? Can't you?

It doesn't seem to work, it looks like someone will die. Atong sauce showed an awkward but polite smile.

Hey? Will someone die? Female artist A asked suspiciously.

[There is no need to ask this kind of question! Obviously he will die! How can there be a show that uses real explosives to kill people! ] Jiang Cheng complained silently in his heart.

Probably... yes... Atong replied hesitantly.

Is that so? Artist A wondered, How do you know if you don't try?

Atong is silent...

[You don't need to try this kind of thing to know it! 】Jiang Cheng thought frantically,【Speaking of which, can we get to the point quickly? Are you not my reinforcements? Wasn't it the reinforcements who sent her to the room? ! 】

Seeing Ah Tong's embarrassing expression again, artist A thought of something, sighed again, and said, I know, I know, if explosives don't work, what about gasoline? How much can I drink?

Well... about three liters... Atong sauce subconsciously replied, but then he reacted and quickly changed his words: Gasoline? No, no, no! Absolutely not! Not even a single bite!

Stingy~ Artist A complained, frowning.

However, Atong-chan lowered his head again and fell silent.

[Is this a question of stinginess? ! 】Jiang Cheng had the urge to smash the wall, 【By the way, is there really such a messy prank show? ! Real beer bottles, real dynamite, and let people drink gasoline? Do not make jokes! This isn't a full-on show anymore, is it? It should be [The Dead Man Show], right? Holding a program aimed at killing people, right? ! 】

A Tongchan, let me tell you, you should understand after becoming an artist, right? Artist A sighed, with a hint of hatred in his words.

What? Atong asked suspiciously.

For an artist, the most important thing is popularity, artist A continued earnestly, and being on variety shows is a good way to increase your popularity. As long as the ratings are high, your popularity will be like sitting It’s going up like a rocket.”

ah?

Drinking gasoline and blowing flames, if you can't achieve this level, the audience will not be satisfied. You entered the industry late, and this is basically the situation now. Artist A has a serious face.

This...this is really a terrible situation... Atong sauce's mouth twitched unconsciously a few times.

But having said that, explosives and gasoline are not acceptable, so what can I do? Is it okay to walk across Jianshan Mountain barefoot? Is it okay to drink 100-degree plain water? Artist A continued to ask.

It feels a bit difficult... Atong-chan pulled the corner of his mouth, revealing an awkward smile.

Then get up and play tricks. Artist A nodded and suggested.

I always feel that the painting style has suddenly become normal. Atong sauce complained silently.

You're asleep, and the camera comes in, and then you wake up and you're shocked, explained Artist A.

But... I'm still a girl no matter what, is it really okay?

Occasionally, I have to give some benefits to fans who like me, Artist A replied disapprovingly, Kick the corners of the appropriate pajamas, Lulu thighs or something.

But... A Tong blushed, lowered his head and stammered, I still feel shy...

So you have to pretend to be that kind of inadvertently exposed, and you can't be too deliberate. If you are too deliberate, the audience will think you are a very frivolous woman. In the end, you have to portray yourself as a somewhat confused idol. Artist A reminded, In this way, the ratings will definitely increase! Your popularity will also increase rapidly!

Yes... yes, then... if that's the case...

Yeah, not bad. Artist A nodded approvingly, then raised an index finger and continued, Lulu's thighs, and then tied up explosives on her body... Bang! Then Atong-chan jumped off the bed in a panic Wake up! Get up and make a big success! Perfect!

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