Maybe a Fake Gintama

Hai? Have you finished watching the Gundam and Transformers series a hundred times? Jiang Cheng said without looking back, his eyes still fixed on the computer screen.

You can't complete such a perverted mission no matter what! Haruta yelled.

This is what kids are like these days. When summer comes, they clamor to go to the beach. Just like when we were kids, there was nothing in the summer. There was no air conditioning, so we could only play the red and white computer in a stuffy room, eat popsicles and watch. Comics. Jiang Cheng was still staring at the computer in front of him, holding the handle in his hand and constantly operating it. If you want to swim, just go to the swimming pool. If you have to go to the beach, the water in the sea is dirtier than the swimming pool.

It sounds like you didn't lack anything in the summer when you were a kid! It's just that there was no air conditioning! Haruta complained, then continued, Mom and Sister Yue Yong are both ready, the only thing missing is you.

Sorry, not interested at all.

Yue Yong walked in at this time, knocked Jiang Cheng down with one foot, and dragged Jiang Cheng away at the same time, Let's go, Qingta, the car is ready, remember to bring the lubricant.

Hey! What kind of lubricant are you bringing to the beach? What are you going to teach a child to do?! Just bring a telescope! Jiang Cheng shouted, and then said to the three people who were already getting ready, Trust me! You three Go watch and The Name of a Flower and you will definitely never have the idea of ​​going to the beach again! You must believe me!

You are the one! What do you want Haruta to see when you bring the telescope?! Yue Yong replied, Hurry up and get ready to go!

However, Jiang Cheng acted as if he hadn't heard anything and secretly got up to go back to his room, but Yue Yong didn't give Jiang Cheng a chance...

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on a luxury extended black car.

Ah, this is the first time I went to the beach after entering Yoshiwara. Hiwa said with a smile, and then made a sentimental look, The last time I saw the sea was before I entered Yoshiwara. At that time, Haruta didn't seem to be around. He’s quite old.”

She has become an old woman now, and the powder on her face can hardly cover her wrinkles... Before Jiang Cheng could finish mumbling, he was hit again, and a kunai was accurately pierced into Jiang Cheng's head, Hey ! Can you stop hitting me with kunai all the time! Do you know how many kunai you waste in a month! You can buy a lot of games with the money you spend making new kunai, okay!

You useless otaku! All you do is sit in your room and play games every day! Are you qualified to say such a thing! Yue Yong counterattacked, Also, you gave away half of Fengxian's treasure house, right? ! Just send it out on your own initiative!

Is it my fault? Is it all my fault? Does that guy blame me for taking it all by himself? Jiang Cheng retorted without confidence, Besides, when I saw old classmates who didn't do well at the class reunion, Isn’t it normal to unconsciously want to help?”

Hearing this, Yue Yong couldn't help but chuckle and continued: Takasugi Shinsuke, the most dangerous and radical anti-foreign warrior, how can you call an old classmate who has not done well?!

Haha, Jiang Cheng laughed and scratched the back of his head and continued, Actually, I didn't know that Gao Zai had done such a dangerous thing. I thought he just didn't do well in a certain company.

And Gui Xiaotaro, who is known as the Crazy Prince, is getting more and more curious about what happened when you guys got together in the past. Yue Yong muttered disdainfully.

The author didn't write it... Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

That's it...

Speaking of which, Yin Sang was also Jiang Cheng's former friend, Haruta said after seeing the tense atmosphere.

That's right, Jiang Cheng replied casually, but when he was still about to say something, he noticed that the car had stopped. What happened? Why did it stop? Are you here yet? Jiang Cheng shouted towards the cab.

I'm really sorry, sir, the driver replied, There seems to be a car accident ahead, so we need to wait a moment.

Listen,

Jiang Cheng rolled down the window and looked forward not far away. He saw a few familiar people...

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This car is really inferior, Gintoki muttered disdainfully as he looked at the scrapped car in front of him. Next time, I will at least stop a car like that. After finishing speaking, Gintoki pointed to the extension not far behind. Edition limousine.

That's right, you can't put the cassette in it. It's really dull. Kagura answered, pointing to the luxury car behind and continued, That kind of car can definitely hold the cassette, Aru.

Kagura-chan, that kind of high-end car definitely doesn't have the function of a cassette player. Shinpachi couldn't help but remind him.

That's impossible, right? Even if the three of you are killed, the driver might just get down and throw down a few coins and get up. A Miao said with a smile.

Hey! Is your brother's life worth just a few coins?! Am I your biological brother?! Xin Bajia was not happy when he heard this and immediately retorted.

If you search, at least give Zhang a thousand-yuan banknote! Hasegawa said at the same time.

Are you satisfied with a thousand dollars?! How worthless is your life! Shinpachi roared.

Hey! Is my life worth just a few coins?! Don't be kidding! I...ah? Gintoki retorted at the same time, looking at the car. It didn't matter, he actually saw the car window. A familiar head popped out...

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Hey, are you taking your family for a hike? It's thanks to you. Jiang Cheng stretched out his head and greeted skillfully.

Hey, you guy, open the door quickly! Gintoki pulled hard on the car door, but the door didn't move at all because Jiang Cheng was inside struggling to hold the car door.

Hey, when did you guys get in the car! Gintoki looked at Miao, Shinpachi, and Kagura who had entered the car at some point, and his whole body felt bad.

Sorry, this car only carries ladies and minors. You don't meet the requirements. Goodbye, Gintoki... Jiang Cheng nodded and said, but before he could finish his words, Yue Yong kicked him out of the window.

Jiang Cheng, who landed face first, looked confused as the car started to slowly leave...

Hey! Why did you leave me behind too! Jiang Cheng shouted while chasing.

Ah, didn't you say we only carry minors and ladies? Yue Yong replied seriously, while rolling up the window, Master, hurry up.

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Why! The hot sun made Jiang Cheng's whole body feel bad. Why should I walk with you!

Suddenly I feel much more balanced mentally.

Balance your uncle! How far do you have to go to reach the seaside in this situation!

Brother, are you going to the beach too? Hasegawa said.

Ah, Qingta said he wanted to go to the beach, and then he was kidnapped. After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he could only reluctantly follow the two people and the dog.

Didn't you read the newspaper? Hasegawa asked, and took out the sweat-soaked newspaper from his arms. Here, it is said that a huge monster appeared on the beach, so there are no guests.

Jiang Cheng was confused for a moment, Then...that means there are no bikini girls anymore? Then what's the point of me coming to the beach?! It has no meaning at all, okay! Jiang Cheng said while locking Gintoki's neck and shaking it.

Hey, I'm almost strangled to death by you!

No matter, I'm going to take a taxi back! Jiang Cheng said as he stopped a car, but then Jiang Cheng realized that the wallet in his pocket was missing. Jiang Cheng remembered that he didn't bring his wallet with him when he came out...

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So, you came to the beach to defeat monsters? Haruta asked excitedly, It's so awesome! It's almost like an RPG game!

Well, actually it's not what you think at all. It's just that someone put a huge bounty on that monster, so in order to supplement the family income... At this point, Xin Baji felt a little embarrassed.

Seaside! Monsters! Heroes! Wow~! Haruta didn't hear Shinpachi's words at all.

It feels like Haruta-kun has become a little obsessed with RPG games since the last time... Shinpachi said with an awkward smile.

No, that's not the reason. Yue Yong reminded.

Ah? What's the reason? Xin Baji asked curiously.

It's all Brother Jiang Cheng's fault. He said in front of me all day that RPG games are not good, forced me to play FPS games, and said that there is no time in life for you to slowly upgrade. Words like this... Haruta complained.

Jiang Chengsang's character... is really elusive... Xin Baji said with a bitter smile, But you are right. In real life, there is really no time for you to slowly upgrade. Various realistic situations are always One after another, Jiang Chengsang may want you to understand this.

Ah, the beach is here. A Miao looked out the window and said in surprise.

Hey, is it so fast? Xin Baji was a little unbelievable, looking at the sea outside the window with difficulty.

Kagura on the side looked out the window with interest, and her level of excitement was similar to Haruta's.

After everyone arrived at the beach, they got out of the car one after another. The last one to get off was Rilun, who was pushed by Yue Yong.

Well, go pick up that idiot. Yue Yong turned to the driver and said.

After hearing this, Nichi Lun couldn't help but hide his face and smile.

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Hey, how did you two stop the car? Jiang Cheng couldn't stand the heat anymore, and he was almost sick.

Gintoki and Hasegawa had already been lying on the ground, not wanting to move another step.

First...raise your hands to hold your head, and then...inhale into your belly...bend your body forward and pay attention to highlighting your cleavage... Gintoki said weakly while lying on the ground.

The more Jiang Cheng listened, the more uncomfortable he became, until he heard the last sentence, I have so much cleavage!

Finally...pounce on the approaching car... Gintoki slowly said the last sentence.

This is a highway! People will die! Jiang Cheng roared.

But just after he finished yelling, Jiang Cheng felt a car stop behind him. Jiang Cheng turned around and saw the familiar car.

Then he quietly opened the door and got in.

As the car started, Gintoki was still lying down and didn't notice...