Maybe a Fake Gintama

You can search for Maybe this fake Gintama novel () in Baidu to find the latest chapter!

One day, the house of everything.

Yin-sang! Kagura-chan! Listen to me! Xin Baji said angrily while pushing open the door of Master House: When I was walking on the road just now, the female high school student looked at my face and smiled! Is my face funny? Is it weird? Is there something stuck on it? Don’t you think it’s rude to laugh at someone?!”

Saying that, Xin Baji had also pushed open the door separating the entrance from the living room and came to the living room of Wanshiwu. But at this time, Xinbaji discovered that neither Gintoki nor Kagura were there. In the whole living room, only Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, and the one on the floor were tied up with ropes, with a towel stuffed in their mouths, wearing Strangely like the cat-shaped robot uncle in other works of cos.

Jiang...Jiang Chengsang? Xinbachi said in surprise, Why... why are you here? Where are Yinsang and Kagura-chan? Also, who is that on the ground?

I don't know, Jiang Cheng shook his head, and said casually, I just came five minutes earlier than you. As for this playful uncle on the ground, he is a thief.

Thief?!

Ah, yes, Jiang Cheng nodded and continued to explain, I heard a strange sound in the drawer when I first came here, and I found it. Maybe I heard my footsteps, so I hid it in the drawer gone.

I didn't expect that one day, there would be thieves visiting Wanshiwu. You must know that this room is completely empty. Xin Baji sighed slightly, But then again, did Jiang Chengsang call the police?

Not yet, I'm still interrogating what this guy stole. Jiang Cheng shook his head, then glanced at the uncle on the ground who was struggling desperately because of Xin Baji's arrival, But as you can see, everything Not to mention, I don’t even admit that I am a thief. Really, I have never seen such a cheeky thief.”

Who... who is the thief?! The bruised and swollen uncle finally spat out the towel in his mouth, and scolded with blue veins and white eyes: Can't you just look at the atmosphere?! Will the thief come out of the drawer?!

Bastard, how dare you be so arrogant for stealing! Jiang Cheng was so angry that he got up in an instant and came to the uncle. He raised his foot and started kicking, cursing as he kicked, Stop pretending to be confused. It’s gone! A perverted thief! You’re definitely here to steal Kagura-chan’s underpants, right?! Believe it or not, I’ll send you to hell right away! Bastard!”

Don't...don't hit...please...please! The uncle hurriedly begged for mercy.

Do you want to admit it? You perverted tights and underwear thief. Jiang Cheng stopped his movements, folded his hands and said with contempt.

It's not that kind of thing at all! Why do you think I'm an underwear thief! I've been told many times that I'm a robot from the future! The uncle retorted loudly, spitting.

Xin Baji, call the police. Don't look at this kind of guy with a stubborn mouth now. He will definitely tell everything when he arrives at the detention center. Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji and said with a serious face.

Brother! You should understand, right? The one that came out of the drawer was dressed as a big... robot like me, the uncle quickly cast a look of help at Xin Baji, That's right! I came from the future just to help you. Come here! Trust me!

Just now you obviously wanted to talk about Uncle, right? You definitely wanted to talk about Uncle, right? Xin Baji complained expressionlessly.

It's a robot!

Xinbaji: ...

...

In short, although he still had doubts in his heart, in the face of the uncle's begging, Xin Baji still softened his mind and let him loose.

Really, listen to people carefully next time. The uncle complained unhappily while rubbing his swollen cheeks.

Don't be so proud of me, you bastard, Jiang Cheng cocked his lips in disdain, I will definitely send you to hell next time, you perverted underwear thief!

I told you I'm not an underwear thief!

Admit it?! Admit that you are not an underwear thief but an ordinary thief?! You perverted thief! Jiang Cheng yelled.

Well, calm down, Jiang Chengsang, Xin Baji on the side hurriedly persuaded: In short, whether it's a thief or anything else, I just checked and everything is not lost in Wanshiwu. This time Just forgive him once.

Xin Baji, you can't be too kind to this disgusting perverted thief. Jiang Cheng sighed lightly, and said earnestly: Otherwise, this kind of guy will get worse next time.

Really?!

Yeah, definitely. Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and nodded, Many people feel that a small mistake is no big deal because they are easily forgiven when they make a mistake for the first time. Become a big villain. This kind of development is almost everywhere on TV, Shin Hachi-kun.

Indeed... Xin Baji clasped his hands and nodded approvingly.

You two are really rude! The uncle yelled dissatisfiedly, then pointed at Xin Baji and continued: I said it was a robot from the future to help this little brother!

There is still paranoia, this kind of guy is completely hopeless, Mr. Xin Baji. Jiang Cheng leaned into Xin Baji's ear and continued in a low voice, The best way to deal with it now is to put him Sent to the police station or hospital.

Jiang Chengsang, can you stop being so pretentious...

Anyway, let's make a cup of tea first, little brother, the uncle ordered impatiently with a sideways glance at Xin Baji.

Huh? Xin Baji was taken aback.

I said make a cup of tea, don't you have anything to entertain guests? Here.

I've never made tea for a thief... Xin Baji complained speechlessly.

Hey! How many times have you said that?! I'm not a thief!

Thieves usually say that, Jiang Cheng nodded, folded his hands and closed his eyes, and analyzed solemnly: But when we get to the police station, we will be honest.

The props from now on will not belong to you! The uncle folded his hands and turned away his face and snorted, Even if I am an acquaintance of this glasses guy, I will not take out useful props when you need help Yes! This is punishment!

Moses, is it the police station? Jiang Cheng took out his cell phone expressionlessly and put it to his ear.

Wait! Please wait a moment! COSA Mengsang quickly stopped: Please! Don't call the police! I'll still give you the props! Please!

(COA Doraemon's uncle, here abbreviated as COSA Mengsang)

Forget it, Jiang Chengsang, don't target him anymore, Xin Baji sighed, then looked at COSA Mengsang and continued: Anyway, I'll make tea, and leave quickly after drinking, and then Stop being a thief.

Brother! Don't you want props too?! COSA Mengsang roared with white eyes.

...

Xin Baji sat next to Jiang Cheng, and the two of them looked at COSA Mengsang who was sitting on the sofa directly opposite him, who was drinking tea from a teacup, in the same speechless manner.

Speaking of which, what did you say when you just entered the door? Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, turned his face to look at Xin Baji, girl high school students or something.

Ah, they just made fun of them. Xin Baji explained.

So that's how it is, Jiang Cheng nodded, and then patted Xin Baji's shoulder with seriousness, and continued with a solemn face: Xin Baji, pay attention to rest recently, it's not difficult to do redundant things before going to bed Don't think about it. There should be salvation, don't worry.

Hey, what you say is really hurtful, don't I even have the right to be made fun of? Xin Baji squinted his peasy eyes and complained unhappily.

I'll tell your sister and Yinshi to let you have a good rest in the near future. Jiang Cheng continued, We won't give up on you.

Hey——! Xin Baji yelled loudly with blue veins bursting, and maybe it was just a good-hearted smile! Maybe the feeling of eye contact, ah~ so handsome~ is also possible!

It's hopeless. Jiang Cheng sighed, his face full of embarrassment.

Indeed, it's hopeless. COSA Mengsang shook her head and sighed in agreement.

Did you two do it on purpose? Absolutely! Xin Baji yelled loudly, and then pointed to COSA Mengsang who was sitting across from him, Not only Jiang Chengsang, but even you, a thief Come to hit me?!

Are you an idiot? COSA Mengsang twitched the corners of her lips in disdain, How could such a thing happen, you have to keep your eyes open and look in front of you, little brother. In which world will you see this little brother? Are you a high school girl who still smiles kindly like this? This is delusion! Disgusting! Annoying! Glasses!

Why do you deny even the glasses... Xin Baji narrowed his eyes slightly, complaining speechlessly.

Xin Baji, didn't your teacher teach you? Jiang Cheng nodded, and casually echoed, It's the best to be a person who can eat fried pork cutlets at any time.

(From Delicious しんぼ: Delicious Challenge Volume 11, the original meaning is to let students be a moderate person, neither too noble nor too poor, to become a person who can just afford tonkatsu, that is All people strive for a well-off life. This means that Xinbaji can recognize the reality and keep his feet on the ground.)

I don't know what you're talking about, Jiang Chengsang... Xin Baji pushed his glasses and complained expressionlessly, Although it does sound like a famous saying, I don't understand it at all.

Indeed, at least to that level. COSA Mengsang nodded while clasping her hands, Only at that level can I see the reality clearly. But it's not very accurate for me. For tonkatsu, I prefer something else.

Indeed, tonkatsu is a bit unhealthy for someone like me who is almost thirty years old. Jiang Cheng nodded approvingly, Xinbaji is more suitable.

Why did the topic go there? By the way, what have you two been talking about since just now? About food preferences? Xin Baji squinted his eyes and complained with contempt, and then looked at the opposite side again COSA Mengsang, who sat cross-legged, said, By the way, who are you? If you are a thief, you should leave after drinking tea, right? Why that posture? Why do you act like this is your home?

It may be the latest chapter address of this fake Gintama:

It may be the reading address of the full text of this fake Gintama:

It may be this fake Gintama txt download address:

Possibly this fake Gintama phone reads:

For the convenience of reading next time, you can click Favorite below to record this time (Chapter 419 Be a person who can eat pork cutlets at any time!) Reading records, you can see it next time you open the bookshelf!

If you like Maybe This Fake Gintama, please recommend this book to your friends (QQ, blog, WeChat, etc.), thank you for your support! ! ()