Maybe a Fake Gintama

Because I survived by killing people, Sougo replied flatly, looking forward, Even if I am hated by a few more brats now, it will not change anything, because I am indeed a murderer.

He's really a good murderer, Kagura replied casually, Can you bear so much resentment but can't stand girls crying, Aru?

What do you know, kid? There are things in this world that you have to protect even if you don't hesitate to dirty your hands. It's because of your dirty eyes that you know that there are some things that can't be dirty. Sougo suddenly chuckled, Of course I said that, but it doesn't mean that what I want to protect is the crying of a girl. I thought you would understand this kind of thing, after all, there is a little uncle who looks like me.

Kagura looked at Sougo suspiciously.

Murderer? Killer? Sougo smiled, I feel like a virgin when I face that man. Do you know how many people that man killed? Thousands... no, it should be tens of thousands?

Hello!

Well, don't get excited, Sougo shrugged. I just want to say that even that man, who is called the only beast in the world, has something he wants to protect. The innocence of a stupid niece is something. In short, I am almost like the boss.

Same as little uncle?! You... Kagura stared at Sougo with wide eyes in disbelief, ...You don't mean to confess to me, do you?! Because it's at such a juncture, do you want to confess to me before you die, Aru?! Hey, please forgive me, if I fall in love with you, I will have nightmares every day.

With two blue veins popping up silently on his face, Zong Wu complained, his white eyes twitching and the corners of his eyes twitching: Hey, what's going on with your head? Why can you understand it like this? Is it because you are an idiot? Can you just understand it because you are an idiot?

Little uncle has been my little uncle since I saw him, Aru, Kagura turned his face away and replied in a low voice, Aside from that, he is nothing else, Aru, maybe there are many things about him that I don't understand, but it doesn't matter. And it must be the same hope for my little uncle.

You really are a considerate niece~ Sou Wu sighed leisurely.

By the way, if you don't have endless vinegar... No, I won't accept your confession, Aru, with fried chicken and raw egg rice bowl, Kagura continued, and at least be better than my little uncle. In this way, when you need pocket money, you can ask for a little more Aru.

Hey, you mean vinegar kelp, right? It's hard work to temporarily change it to fried chicken and raw egg rice? Sougo complained blankly, then sighed and continued, I don't know whether your conditions are easy or difficult,

Better than that man? Sorry, the guy you're looking for isn't found on Earth. Go back, please go back to your hometown, you stinky girl who came here illegally.

No, my little uncle has already completed the legal procedures for me, Aru, Kagura retorted solemnly, Now he is considered an immigrant who has lived in Edo for a long time, and he will be able to receive unemployment benefits every month after he becomes an adult, Aru. I am really looking forward to the day when I can get both pocket money and unemployment benefits every month...

Seeing the yearning expression on Kagura's face, Souwu was speechless for a while, After you become an adult, you still ask your elders for pocket money every month. How thick is your skin? You don't care about unemployment benefits, right? Although there is no difference between the master house and unemployment, it is a job, right?

Hmph, Kagura snorted, Don't you understand? Sure enough, you're just a brat. I've discussed with Silver Sauce, Aru, and let him fire me when I'm an adult, and then I can freely receive unemployment benefits, Aru!

Is this a scam? But you guys are trying too hard, right? Sougo looked at Kagura in disbelief, Can you do this for such a small amount of unemployment benefits?

Receiving unemployment benefits is the beginning of a mature adult, Aru! Kagura said seriously.

That's not true! It's the beginning of unemployment! Sou Wu white-eyed and complained in a low voice, and then sighed and continued: Well, forget it, I knew about your brain disease a long time ago. I don't want to complain about this kind of thing now. After all, it may have reached the last moment.

Don't worry, I will live strong after you die, Aru, Kagura shook his head, sighed and said, Maybe even eat two more bowls than usual.

No, that's not what I'm talking about... Sougo turned his face, showing a constipated expression, and continued with cold sweat, I mean my anus is at its last moment, do you mind if I shit here?

Suddenly, Kagura became expressionless.

White teeth! Really white teeth! Really! Sougo began to struggle desperately, I can't help it! Really! I can't help it!

Hey! Really?! Wait for me! Kagura quickly replied, Didn't you say that some things cannot be polluted?! This is the place that cannot be polluted!

No! It's about to die!! Sougo gritted his teeth, his wide eyes were bloodshot, and he shouted with cold sweat, Come out soon! Lend me those two balls on your head! I'll just use that, and lend me that!

What do you want to do, Aru?! How can you fit it with this kind of thing?! Kagura looked in the direction of the two guards and shouted, Help! Sorry! The two guards! This guy wants to poop, please let him go to the toilet for a while?! Please!

Are you trying to escape? Hold on to it. A ronin in charge of guarding turned his head to look at the two and replied.

Seeing that Sougo was on the verge of dying, Kagura quickly argued: Don't be kidding! If you pull it out in this kind of place, what do you think will happen?! Don't underestimate S's poop! I've seen the poop that Silver-chan forgot to flush! It's super big! It's super long! It can be arranged in an S shape!

At the same time, because of Kagura's noise, a group of rogues came over.

Sister... sister, please wait a moment, please... please take me along... Sougo suddenly showed an expression on his face that seemed to be about to be spoiled by playing, his eyes stared blankly at a certain direction, and he laughed from time to time, Huh? What kind of river is that? Is it an automatic flushing toilet? Haha...

I'm hallucinating! Kagura yelled loudly, This guy is planning to pass through the automatic flushing toilet in the underworld! Hey! Cheer up! Come with me, suck, suck, breathe—————!

Inhale, inhale, exhale— Sougo learned Kagura.

Shut up! That's a spell to make the stool come out faster! Cang Da stopped loudly, then turned to look at the little brother behind him, Hey! I don't want to see dirty things! Is there a potty or something?!

Potty? I'll look for it now. A rogue responded, then turned his head and ran out.

But at this moment, Sougo suddenly became quiet, his face was expressionless, his eyes were expressionless, and he said, Ah, I'm fine now.

Everyone: ...

Hey? Cang Da blinked, with cold sweat on his face, and tentatively asked in a low voice, What did you say that it's all right, hey? Could it be...you... pulled it out?

Kagura on the side opened his mouth halfway, his face was sweating, his eyes twitched, and he looked at Sougo with black lines all over his head.

No, I didn't pull it out. Sou Wu stared blankly at a forty-five degree angle to his head.

No, wait... wait for me... Cang Da continued in a low voice, twitching the corners of his eyes, Hey? Wait... Hey? What's the matter with your expression as if you've seen it all? You've completely seen it, and your eyes are still staring at the front with a blank look!

I said I didn't pull it out, really, let me go.

Even the sitting posture has changed! Looking at Sougo who bent his legs back into a girl's sitting posture, Cangda covered his nose and shouted in a panic, I used a sitting posture that only girls would try not to touch the buttocks! Oops! It's too dirty! Clean it up! Clean it up quickly!

But at this moment, Kagura suddenly retched.

Cang Da looked at Kagura with a look of horror.

I always feel a little sick... I really want to vomit... Kagura lowered her head and said in pain.

Hey! This time, the brat who was made to vomit by the poop is going to vomit! a rogue reminded.

Wait! Hurry up and do something for that brat, hurry up and get to that vomit bag! Cang Da hurriedly ordered.

A rogue responded and quickly turned around and ran out.

But at this moment, Kagura couldn't hold back after all, she retched again and then vomited out, Σ_(???」∠) vomit...

However, the amount of vomiting was a bit large, and a large number of mosaics instantly flooded and covered all the rogues, and formed a mosaic waterfall from the gap in the floor.

How much did this kid eat! How could he vomit like a waterfall! a certain waver who was knocked down exclaimed.

Ah! Cang Da squeezed his nose and closed his eyes and screamed, What are you doing?! Hurry up! Hurry up and do something! In this case...

As he said that, Cang Da couldn't help but also lowered his head and vomited, Σ_(???」∠) vomit...

Lord Cangda! Here comes the vomit bag!

The Ronji who was looking for a vomit bag just now finally came back, but before he could get to him, he slipped on Kagura's vomit and fell to the ground in an instant. At the same time, the sword at his waist was thrown out due to inertia, and it happened to be inserted into the side of Sougo's head...