Maybe a Fake Gintama

You bastard! Why do you deliberately lower the price? This is malicious competition! Are you still a samurai like this! Kondo shouted angrily, Believe it or not, I will complain to you at the business administration office!

Gui sneered disdainfully, and replied: They are two completely different businesses, because cats and orangutans are two different animals. To use a metaphor, it's like the difference between a [beep--] and a familiar [beep--] custom shop and a giant [beep--] custom shop, so there is no such phenomenon as malicious competition.

I see! Kondo nodded, and then changed the price of the small wooden sign on his chest to 300 yuan.

Bastard! You are the one who competed viciously! Gui Bai said angrily, then lowered his head angrily and changed the price on his wooden sign to 200 yuan.

No, because you said that there is no malicious competition between the two stores. Kondo said as a matter of course, and then changed the price on the wooden sign on his chest to one hundred yuan again, It's just a big reward for our store opening! New store openings will be like this!

Bastard! Gui changed the price on the wooden sign on his chest to 50 yuan after turning his face away and scolding, Our store offers more discounts!

You bastard!! Kondo clenched his fists, closed his eyes and showed a look of resentment, said through gritted teeth, and then changed the price on the wooden board to ten yuan with a swipe of a pen.

This is completely malicious competition! You orangutan orangutan! Gui yelled with wide eyes and saliva flying all over the place. Then he changed his price to five yuan with a look of reluctance.

Don't call it by your scientific name! Be careful, I'll kill you! Kondo cursed angrily with blank eyes, and then changed his price to one yuan.

Hey! Is this price still meaningful?! Gui cursed and threw himself at Kondo.

Seeing a cat and an orangutan fighting on the street because of this kind of thing, Gintoki on the side complained blankly: Even if you two change it to free, there will be no kind-hearted people willing to touch you, stop now, please.

...

After some tossing, the cats and the chimpanzee returned to the alley and sat down to discuss countermeasures.

I have no choice but to use the orangutan Zhicun's guerrilla warfare, Gui nodded and closed his eyes and said, And from the very beginning, I didn't think that the method just now was feasible. The behavior just now was just to let you understand this more intuitively. I mean it, it's definitely not the method I think is feasible.

I agree, it's better to use the orangutan Shimura's guerrilla warfare. By the way, I did the same just now, Kondo nodded and said, The purpose of the behavior just now is actually the same as that of Gui, just to prevent you from repeating the same mistakes. It's just to warn you that that method is not feasible!

You two...don't talk anymore, I don't want to complain anymore. Yinshi lowered his head and rested his paw on his forehead and complained silently, And only idiots like you will believe that method is feasible.

Then, let's go! Kondo, who didn't know when he changed into blue overalls, shouted, still holding three pet chains in his hand.

The other end of the chain was tightly locked on the collar of Jiang Cheng and other cats' necks.

Hey! It's too fast! Jiang Cheng pointed at the rope and cursed, And I never said I want to be with you bastards!

Shut up! To look good, you have to contribute your strength to this group! This is teamwork! Yinshi shouted.

What are you kidding! Who wants to work as a team with you?! Jiang Cheng yelled blankly, pulling the rope on his collar around his neck, Even if you starve to death, I don't think I will care! Go to hell! Trash cats and trash orangutans!

Bastard! Who is the trash cat/trash orangutan! Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo shouted unhappily at the same time.

Please change it to a waste orangutan orangutan! Kondo added himself.

Is that what you care about?! Yinshi yelled angrily, The point is the word trash!

But at this moment, the hair on Jiang Cheng's back stood straight up, and at the same time, one hand pinched Jiang Cheng's nape and lifted Jiang Cheng up.

That's right, leader, it's the cat you mentioned! Miss Baihua, who was carrying Jiang Cheng, turned her head and said to Yueyong and the group of Baihua members who were holding her chest and holding a cigarette stick behind her.

Ah, let's go back, said Yue Yong, taking a step forward, and took Jiang Cheng from the Baihua member. As for the way of catching Jiang Cheng, it was the same as this Miss Baihua, picking up Jiang Cheng's nape casually.

But I didn't expect that the leader really raised a cat.

After all, the leader is also a girl.

But didn't the leader say that the cat had sneaked away several times?

It's because the cat is too naughty.

In that case, wouldn't it be better to sterilize it? The neutered cat will be honest.

...

Listening to the Baihua sisters behind you saying each other's moves, Jiang Cheng mechanically turned his head to look at Yue Yong with sweat on his face, Meow~

Yue Yong just glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly, then turned around directly, Let's go.

Hi!×n

Meow! (You guys, think of a way!) Jiang Cheng yelled again, struggling desperately, Meow! (Help me! Please! I will work with your team! I will let you also live the kind of life that you can go to Xuxuyuan and be hugged and fed by the clerk sister of Daoupai!)

Ignore him and ignore him, Yinshi silently turned his face away, We can't deal with that kind of woman, just ignore him, just let him do it.

As expected of Jiang Cheng, he turned into a house cat again so soon. Gui also turned his face away silently, and at the same time stretched out his paw and waved, Come on, we will never forget you! Comrade!

What?! The life of being hugged and fed by the cute clerk of Daoupai?! Kondo became excited in an instant, rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward, Yoshihara's! Don't be afraid! I'll come to save me right away!

But before Kondo could take a step, dozens of kunai pierced the ground in front of Kondo, forcing him to stop.

Well, after thinking about it, I realized that I have my whole heart for Ms. A Miao! After sitting down, Kondo silently turned his face away, Goodbye, Yoshihara.

Meow! (You were talking about teamwork just now!) Jiang Cheng shouted while struggling, Meow!! (Why are you ignoring me?!)

Hey, if you make a fuss again, I'll take you to have a vasectomy. Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly with lowered eyes and said lightly.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng became quiet.

[This stinky woman! 】Jiang Cheng thought angrily, 【No way! We must find a way to get rid of her! 】

Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at the two high hills that blocked Yue Yong's face.

[Hmph, sorry! 】Jiang Cheng snorted inwardly, then jumped up with all his strength, and threw his paws straight at the two mountain peaks.

After feeling something strange in her chest, Yue Yong stopped and looked at the cat buried in her chest, feeling an inexplicable shame and anger for some reason.

After a pause of about three seconds, the blushing Yue Yong lifted Jiang Cheng and threw it directly towards the sky, and at the same time scolded with blank eyes: You perverted cat!

Jiang Cheng, who was thrown heavily on the roof, stood up straight again after screaming, and fled desperately to the side without the slightest hesitation.

【Very good! escaped! ] Jiang Cheng secretly rejoiced.

Boss! The cat has run away again! A young lady from Baihua reminded.

Ah, that's too bad! Yue Yong finally realized, I was tricked by that stupid cat! Hurry up and chase after him!

Hi!×n

All the members of Baihua responded at the same time, and quickly chased after Jiang Cheng in the direction where he was fleeing.

Hey, you guys. Yueyong turned her head to look at Gintoki, Katsura and Kondo who were sitting in a row with expressions of it's none of your business.

[What does this woman want to do? ! 】Yinshi glanced at Gui who was at the side, and entered the internal voice channel.

[I don't know, but is it possible that she wanted to give us food to thank us for playing with her cat for so long? ] Gui replied in the voice channel.

【Why? ! Is it to thank me for taking care of her cat for a day? ! 】 Kondo replied with surprised eyes.

Take it, Yue Yong put down two barrels of... lubricating oil in front of the two cats and the orangutan, If you are doing that kind of business, you can't do without this kind of thing, come on.

After finishing speaking, Yue Yong turned around and left.

And Yinshi and the three looked at the lubricating oil in front of them and fell silent...

Stop joking! Who is in that kind of business?! Yin Shi stood on two legs, clenched his paws, and shouted angrily at Yue Yong's back with white eyes, Take it back! Hurry up and take it back to me and apologize to me! Apologize to me! Damn woman!

Stop arguing! That kind of thing doesn't matter! Fang Yi, who walked over at some time, looked at the side of the road and reminded loudly, There is a target coming over there!

Hearing the sound, the two cats and the orangutan turned their heads and looked over...

Not far away, A Miao and Jiubingwei walked towards Yinshi's side while talking.

...Yes, it seems that Yinsang hasn't come back since then. A Miao said as she walked, It seems that Jiang Chengsang and Guisang also disappeared together.

If those guys are together, don't worry. Jiubingwei replied.

Hey! Another Shimura is here!! Gintoki's whole cat is sick, pointing at A Miao and looking at Kondo and Katsura, with black lines all over his face, he said, This is not good! The orangutan Shimura Godzilla is here! Now retreat for now!

No, Ms. A Miao might notice that it's us!

As soon as the words fell, Kondo roared and rushed to A Miao impatiently, completely forgetting that he was still holding two ropes in his hand...

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