Maybe a Fake Gintama

Is Gin-chan dead? Is he really dead? Kagura squatted on the ground and hugged her legs and said.

Actually, in order to kill Hijikata-san, I used evil methods to summon a demon before, Sougo held out a finger and analyzed, Could that thing be me at that time...

Let me tell you how guilty you are! Shinpachi yelled.

It turns out you were the culprit! Kagura said as she pounced on Sougo, I want to help Gin-chan get revenge!

I said, it's already narrow enough here! You two, stop it! Why do you two just... Shinpachi shouted while looking at Kagura and Sougo who were wrestling with each other, and then looked at the people who were still there. Jiang Cheng, who was reciting the Rebirth Mantra, said, Jiang Chengsang, please tell us about these two.

Hey, please be quiet, you guys. Jiang Cheng couldn't help but persuade him, Those two are probably hopeless. Now let's recite the rebirth mantra for them. With a pious heart, this is our The only thing we can do is at least let Gintoki have smooth hair in his next life.

Then let Hijikata-san bid farewell to V-shaped bangs in the next life. Sougo took over.

Then let Gin-chan say goodbye to the dead fish-eyed Aru! Kagura said.

Hijikata-san, say goodbye to mayonnaise! Sougo continued.

Gin-chan, say goodbye to jump and sweets! Kagura said.

Okay, okay, this can't be done just by talking. You have to pray with a pious heart. Come and recite the Rebirth Mantra with me. After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Sougo and Kagura actually followed Jiang Cheng. Cheng recited the rebirth mantra silently together.

Hey! That's enough for the three of you! Xinbajiu was so angry, Those two people are not necessarily dead yet!

But just after he finished speaking, Shinpachi glanced at the crack of the door. It didn't matter. He saw the face of the woman in red kimono pressed against the crack of the door, her eyes looking at the four people in the room...

In an instant, Xin Baji screamed, tears were shed from his eyes, and Jiang Cheng and the other three were also frightened.

Baji, what are you talking about! Now I have forgotten that part of the prayer, Aru. Kagura frowned and complained.

Search, search, search. Jiang Cheng and Sougo on the side said, holding hands and nodding at the same time.

There... there... Xin Baji looked at Jiang Cheng and the others, and pointed at the door, That... woman in red...

Huh? There's nothing there. Are you scared and confused? Jiang Cheng glanced at the crack in the door, but saw nothing.

Huh? Xin Bajie uttered a confused sound, and looked in the direction of the door again. Just as Jiang Cheng said, there was nothing there.

But turning his head, Xin Baji saw the burning mosquito coils next to him, and based on the touch that Kagura mentioned at that time, Xin Baji made a bold assumption.

That...I just said maybe...that maybe it's not a spirit... Shinpachi said, adjusting his glasses.

Looking at the questioning looks of the three people, Shinpachi said again, It's just a hypothesis. Anyway, we have to go and take a look now to find out those members of the Shinsengumi who were knocked down.

Then, Sayonara. Jiang Cheng said, and Sougo opened the door, and kicked Shinpachi out at the same time.

Hey! It's just a hypothesis! Hey! Xinbaji shouted while knocking on the door, Don't you want to find out?!

However, Jiang Cheng and the others didn't pay any attention to Xin Baji's shouts.

But at this moment, Xinbajiu felt a chill behind him. He swallowed his saliva and slowly turned his head mechanically...

I was about to scream, but then the door opened...

Jiang Cheng and Sougo each kicked the woman in red behind Shinpachi away.

Are you okay, Xinbaji? Jiang Cheng asked.

No...it's okay. Xin Bajiu hadn't come back to his senses yet, Why...why?

Hmph, there's no way to lure her out without bait.

Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully, while Jiang Cheng and Sougo looked at each other, And, I thought of the new [Frightening Night Chapter 2]!

You were obviously so scared just now... Xin Baji muttered in a low voice.

There is no need to be afraid of physical things!

Jiang Cheng said and looked at the woman in red who was kicked away by him and walked over. At the same time, Sougo took out a piece of rope in time.

You two, are you still thinking about boring things like that?! Xin Baji was completely convinced.

How could it be a boring thing? Jiang Cheng replied, No matter how you think about it, you feel extremely excited, right, Sougo-kun?

The boss is really a knowledgeable person, Sougo said as he tied up the woman in red skillfully. The real night of terror will come next!

Hey, who are you? Jiang Cheng asked.

The woman in red, who was still stunned just now, finally reacted when she heard the sound, but it was to no avail. Sougo was tied too firmly.

Um... Seeing Jiang Cheng and Sougo gearing up, the woman in red had no choice but to confess and tell her story exactly, I'm really sorry! I'm a celestial being, a bit like you earthlings. The mosquito mentioned recently accidentally became pregnant with the child of my boss at my workplace. In order to give birth to the child, I need to replenish energy.

That man has his own family and asked me to raise the child by myself. Just when I was looking for blood and feeling helpless, I finally found this hot and excellent dining hall full of men. I really I’m sorry! But I really want to become stronger! In order to raise this child, I want to become stronger!”

Aww...it's so touching! Jiang Cheng said while wiping his tears.

Although I am a little touched, now is not the time! Xin Baji complained.

Well, is all the blood of a man enough? Sougo asked, If you want the blood of the man with V-shaped bangs, I can give you all~

Hey! Shinpachi said anxiously.

Xin Baji, a mother who works hard to save her child, isn't she worthy of help? Jiang Cheng retorted.

In that case... Shinpachi hesitated, but still asked the female celestial being, Are there any problems with the members of the Shinsengumi whose blood you have sucked?

Well, I will wake up tomorrow and there will be no problem. The female celestial being promised.

Listen, we can help you, but you also have to help us... Jiang Cheng's body burned with an inexplicable flame again, Mutual benefit~ You won't suffer any loss no matter what.

Everything, all that man's blood can be given to you. Is it enough to give birth to a football team? Zongwu said.

It's too dangerous for these two men to get together... Shinpachi complained softly, and looked at Kagura aside.

“So touching!”

Are you still staying there?! Xin Bajie spat wildly.

…

Gintoki and Fourteen, who were hiding in the grass, were a little impatient.

Hey, where did she go? Gintoki asked quietly.

I don't know, maybe you went to find someone else? Shi Shi said casually, taking out a cigarette and lighting it for himself.

Actually, when I was being chased just now, I kept killing her with my eyes, and it seems to have worked. Gintoki said.

You're talking nonsense. I was the one who kept pinching her when I was being chased, Fourteen retorted, with my eyes.

You're talking nonsense! Gintoki immediately became unhappy, It's just your dead fish eyes!

You must be the same for this too!

But suddenly, the grass next to them moved, and in an instant, the two of them jumped into the small pond nearby.

After a few seconds, the two of them poked their heads out and discovered that it was a little frog.

After taking a cold bath, I feel refreshed all over~ Gintoki said with a refreshed face, Can I fight back~

Don't be brave, your voice is trembling. Fourteen said, I will take care of that guy, and he will just wait at home to drink water if he is half-assed.

The two started fighting again and came to the shore. Just as the quarrel between the two became louder and louder, they suddenly heard the buzzing sound of mosquitoes coming from behind.

It's so noisy! The two yelled at the same time and looked behind them.

But it doesn't matter if you don't look. When you look at it, you can see the woman in red flying in the sky and rushing towards the two of them.

The two of them had no time to be surprised and immediately hid on both sides.

Hey... no... I'm not dazzled! Fourteenth was the first to speak out, She... she's flying!

I...I...I said, you should...shouldn't you be afraid?! Gintoki replied.

You... what are you talking about? Shi Shi retorted decisively, You think... you think I am the same as you... you!

But before the two of them could react, the woman in red rushed over again, and kept shouting words like [egg] [egg that hatches a chick].

Hey! She's still calling for eggs! Gintoki said, hiding again, It's all your fault!

Are you kidding! Fourteen said, looking at the woman in red who attacked again, You were the one who picked the wrong egg, right? Why should you impose your own mistakes on others!

Even though he said so, Fourteen still hid again.

Then, Yoshi, you hold her down, and I'll use that move! Gintoki said, getting up and walking back.

Hey! Fourteen immediately grabbed Gintoki, What's that move?! Boy, do you want to skip class? You want to run away, right! You guy!

No, no, I'm going to use that, Gintoki said forcefully, blow her down with an anti-tank rocket launcher!

Stop lying! How can there be an anti-tank rocket launcher in a place like this! Fourteen shouted.

Everyone has an anti-tank rocket launcher deep inside him! Gintoki retorted.

I won't let you escape alone! Fourteen said, about to give Gintoki a slap on the back.

But at this time, the woman in red shouted the words Chicken N Lang again and rushed over from behind the two of them. Sometimes it's such a coincidence that Gintoki, who was thrown from his back by Fourteen, collided with the flying woman in red...

It is not the way of the samurai to run away from the battlefield. Fourteen stood up and said, completely unaware that the woman in red had been knocked to the ground by Gintoki. It seems that your bushido spirit still needs to be retrained.

Are you kidding me? Gintoki said, standing up and at the same time lifting the woman in red and throwing her towards Fourteen.

Looking at the fourteen who was knocked down, Gintoki muttered disdainfully, If you want to discuss bushido with me, just wait another hundred years!

After saying that, Gintoki glanced at the woman in red who had fainted on the ground, and finally realized something was wrong, Ah? Is this?

…

Jiang Cheng and the four others who were watching the battle from beginning to end were speechless.

It's really useless~ Jiang Cheng shook his head and said.

Find it~ Kagura agreed.

Next time, I'd better come in person. Sougo said.

That's enough for the three of you! Shinpachi shouted, Our plan will definitely be exposed now! What should we do?!

There's nothing we can do. I'm leaving first. Jiang Cheng said and was about to run away.

Hey, if you want to escape, at least take us with you! Shinpachi said, dragging Kagura along with him.

Then, take me with you too. Sougo also followed.

…

At the gate of Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng handed the portraits of Gintoki and Shishita to the security guard, Master, please don't let these two people in...