Maybe a Fake Gintama

Hey, wait...

Yinshi stopped eating, raised his head and was about to say something but was interrupted by Fangyi.

Have you eaten enough? Fang Yi turned his head and said this seriously, then turned his head again and walked towards the door.

Are you leaving already? Is he still the same indifferent guy as before, and it will be a few years before I see you again? Grandma Dengshi frowned and said a little unhappy, but at the end she reminded, Be careful, don't lose TAMA (balls/life).

After listening, Fang Yi stepped out of the door.

If you get caught by them, you won't be able to come back. Grandma Dengshi reminded again.

Fang Yi just responded lightly: Meow (hum)

Katsura, Gintoki, and Kondo followed closely behind Fangichi.

Wait, you, Dengshi took out a cigarette from his sleeve, picked one up, and at the same time glanced at Yinshi who was walking behind Gui who hadn't stepped out of the store, I'll leave that guy to you.

Meow... After a soft reply, Yinshi also stepped out of the store.

Immediately afterwards, Kondo at the back also hurriedly followed.

Meow! (No! Did you forget something?!) Jiang Cheng yelled madly, Meow! (I'm still here! What does it mean that everyone ignored me when I left?! On purpose? Absolutely on purpose! You bastards!)

It's time for me to go back. Yue Yong stood up, lifted the pet cage on the ground with one hand, and lightly pinched the cigarette rod with the other hand, took a last puff of cigarette and exhaled slowly.

Then he started and walked slowly towards the door, and did not forget to raise his hand and waved at the door, Goodbye.

A kind reminder, that kind of ferocious cat can't be trapped in that kind of cage. Grandma Dengshi reminded without raising her head.

Yue Yong didn't reply, and her footsteps didn't pause at all, as if she didn't hear her at all.

...

Late at night, in the Edo Kiten Tatehoshi embassy.

Katsuo Heiju of the Ditch Rat Group squatted in front of a group of imprisoned stray cats, holding a long toothpick in his mouth, pinched his chin and said with interest: Sorry, they are all impolite guys, they all look fierce, if you really want to keep them, you should not have cats, but dogs.

The dog is very loyal to its owner, looking at those eyes and wanting to reach out. The words of these guys have nothing to do with the master, as long as they give food, anyone can follow. I don't know what I'm thinking at all, what a horrible creature.

(Mutian Polygonum: A plant similar to catnip. In the game Monster Hunter, it is the favorite of stupid black cats.)

His Royal Highness Katsuo, a cat-headed male middle-aged god with a bell hanging around his neck and the height of a person, the person in charge of the Kiten Takasei embassy, ​​looked sideways at Katsuo Kurokama with his hands behind his back, Can I understand that you also include us?

Oh! I'm really sorry, how is it possible, Katsuo Kurokoma turned his head, with an apologetic smile on his face, he raised his hand and nodded his head slightly while defending, I mean our Mel-chan is the cutest.

At this time, in front of the truck with containers parked at the back door of the embassy, ​​there were still members of the ditch rat group holding cages holding wild cats one after another.

Sneak the cat in through the back door.

It seems that the cats here are more energetic than the wild cats in other places. Maotou Tianren continued with some emotion: It's really a good material. If this is the case, the price can be increased by 20%.

Really? Katsuo Kurokama quickly put on a smiley expression, stood up and continued, If you are satisfied with these, I will definitely catch more! They are just wild cats, and no one will be happy or sad even if they all disappear. But no one will know what we are catching these cats for.

Black cats are hated as an ominous symbol in some places, the cat-headed celestial being looked at the wild cats in front of him, and explained self-consciously: In some places, it is indeed a symbol of auspiciousness. Cats are creatures with two faces. Although they may be just obstacles to you, they are saviors who can save our planet. We cannot act on a large scale, and please continue to cooperate with me for our planet in the future.

...

Katsuo Kurokoma, who had just gotten into the co-pilot of the truck, closed the door, folded his hands and looked ahead with a blank expression.

Brother, how is the negotiation going? The bald boy in the driver's seat asked, and immediately started the car.

It wasn't until after the car started that Katsuo Kurokama showed a disdainful expression, and said, What kind of savior are you talking about? Cats are really terrible creatures.

What Katsuo Kurokoma didn't know was that there was a trash can on the side of the road where the truck was parked just now. As soon as the container truck left, two little heads poked out from inside, one was Kagura, the other was Shinpachi...

...

Three days later in the afternoon, in the open space in front of the shrine, several wild cats were sitting together and talking in whispers.

Hey, have you heard? The Egg Hunter said that the balls will be removed and sent back here, but it seems that the guys who were caught have not returned.

There are rumors that not only the balls, but also the soul was taken away.

Speaking of which, I haven't seen that guy Hoichi recently. Could it be...

How is it possible, Fang Yi's words went out with those guys again.

Is that the new guy?

Hey, isn't it good to go on like this? That Yin is also a guy with two talents. If he and Fangyi join forces, our position will be even less.

It's good to be caught. A wild cat said suddenly.

After listening, the rest of the wild cats were stunned, and then looked at the wild cat that made the sound in unison.

Without that guy, we'd be free, the stray cat went on.

The rest of the wild cats lowered their heads and pondered.

At this moment, Jiang Cheng's voice came from a distance, Hey, what are you doing together in broad daylight? Are you discussing that the female cat is in estrus?

Jiang! A group of wild cats turned their heads to look at Jiang Cheng, and then they all surrounded him.

Are you okay? I haven't seen you for a few days.

It's nice to have a family~

That's right, it's just different from us wild cats.

By the way, is it serious what you just said about the female cat being in heat?

Wait a minute, Jiang Cheng squatted down, and dragged out a large bag of high-end cat food and a large bag of canned cat food from behind, I brought you a present, I don't like it.

Jiang! If there is a cute female cat in heat nearby, I will be the first to notify you!

Me too! Definitely the first to tell you!

No, that kind of thing will be avoided, I'm not interested. Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied casually.

Not interested?! Could it be! A wild cat opened its eyes wide and looked at Jiang Cheng's ass.

Don't think about it! My TAMA has the same ability as mine! Jiang Cheng said angrily, It's just that my pursuit is different from yours!

Hahaha! All the wild cats laughed.

Then, what were you talking about just now? Is there anything interesting? Jiang Chengbai continued bored. I've been locked in a cage for so many days, and I just found the right opportunity to sneak out today. It's been really hard these few days~

Actually... A wild cat was about to say something but was stopped by another wild cat with its eyes.

Ah, it's nothing, said the stray cat with a smile. It's just discussing that the nearby female cat is about to go into heat. Everyone is very excited.

Yes, yes! All the wild cats echoed.

After two seconds of silence, Jiang Chengcai complained speechlessly: Be careful not to get any strange virus, after all, it's a place like Kabukicho. Then I'll go first, and I'll come see you when I'm free.

...

Looking at the back of Jiang Cheng leaving slowly, a wild cat glared fiercely at the cat who almost told the truth just now, Hey! Don't talk about that kind of thing! Jiang and Fangyi have a good relationship! If you tell him, you will definitely be accused!

However, Jiang has a good relationship with us. The cat retorted weakly, Maybe he will be on our side. Didn't you see him fighting with the new Yin?

It's okay not to talk about this kind of thing! Jiang it is a domestic cat! We don't need it to deal with things like our wild cats!

...

On the other side, in an open space in Kabukicho Park, Yoichi is training Gintoki to catch sparrows.

But even after a whole morning of flickering, spinning, jumping and closing his eyes, Yinshi still failed to catch a sparrow.

Looking at Yin who was tired and slumped on the ground with his stomach open and his mouth open, Fang Yi said helplessly, I can't help it, let's stop here today. Really, why can't I hunt after training so many times? If this is the case, I can't survive here.

Hunting... I don't want to be proficient in hunting! Gintoki raised his head to look at Fangyi, and retorted loudly, Who can eat something as cute as a sparrow! I am raised differently from you! I am a human being! How many times do I have to say it before you understand? Wooden fish head!

Saying that, Gintoki looked at Katsura and Kondo behind him, Hey, you two also tell me something!

but……

His Royal Highness Fangyi! Gui, who was sitting around the bonfire holding a small wooden stick and roasting sparrows, shouted to Fangyi: Would you like salt or sauce? There is still silver, how about you?

Ah, I want salt. Gintoki replied subconsciously, but then reacted, watching Kondo who was eating skewers with relish and Katsura who was roasting sparrows crazily complaining: Hey! You two have adapted too quickly!

It seems that the two of them have the talent for wandering. Fang Yi praised.

Which world would have a cat grilled on a bonfire!

Hey! Wanshiwu, you come too! Let's come to the campfire together! Kondo shouted.

Incinerate me to ashes!

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