Maybe a Fake Gintama

At night in Kabukicho Park, Gintoki squatted on a small stone castle not far from the swing, looking at the bright moon in the sky, while Kondo and Katsura slept soundly on the ground.

Ah, I'm so hungry that I can't sleep, Gintoki lamented, talking to himself rather dejectedly, How long will this life last? When will I be able to return to my original state? Shinhachi, Kagura, what are you doing?

Hey, let's eat. Jiang Cheng jumped up with a shopping bag in his mouth, and put the shopping bag beside Yinshi.

I thought I'd never see you again, but you are so powerful that you can escape from that kind of cage. Yinshi glanced at Jiang Cheng at the side, then probed into the shopping bag and began to eat in small bites.

Ah, don't worry about that, there is still a place in this world where I can be completely trapped, even if I am really trapped, as long as I keep breaking the walls.

Jiang Cheng licked his paw, then continued disapprovingly, I've been thinking for the past few days, what is the reason we turned into cats? Is it really just because the cats buried below want to punish us? Now it seems that maybe it shouldn't be.

Did you find any clues? Yinshi asked while eating.

No, it's just a little clue. Jiang Cheng shook his head and looked directly at the bright full moon in the sky. I thought it was a punishment, a punishment for ignoring the begging of wild cats on the roadside and disregarding their lives, but now it seems that it is not.

Recently, every time I bring food to the wild cats, it is also because of this. But after so many days, it has no effect at all. So I think, if we really became this body because of the cat buried under that small grave, then what exactly do they want us to do?

Can fulfilling their wishes restore them to adults? Yin Shi raised his head and thoughtfully replied, Indeed, it seems that this is the most likely possibility now, but the question is, what exactly are their wishes?

I'm sure of this point, Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yinshi seriously, But I can't do that kind of thing with my own strength, so I need your assistance!

Although asking what kind of wish at this time can make the topic continue according to the trend just now... Gintoki replied with a look of contempt: But I really doubt the possibility of your brain thinking it up.

It can't be wrong, Jiang Cheng shook his head, looking forward with long eyes, Based on what I saw and heard when I became a cat in the past few days, and today's open and unannounced visits, I have already confirmed it.

What is that? Silver asked casually.

Yinshi, you should have noticed it, right? Jiang Cheng continued with a serious face, There is a huge gap in the number of males and females among the wild cats here, and there may not be a female cat in a hundred male cats. So I think, maybe it is because of this reason, those cats who have not been able to enjoy the freedom of sex until they die have conveyed to us the resentment that they are still virgins, which leads us to become this kind of body.

Usually at this time, I would definitely complain, but I don't know why, but today I think it makes sense... After speaking, Yin Shi sighed, Maybe it's because it really makes sense.

Let's go! Jiang Cheng stared seriously at Yinshi's eyes.

What's up? Yin Shi replied impatiently with a worried face.

Of course we want to build a custom shop that only belongs to cats in the world of stray cats! Jiang Cheng replied seriously, I have already drawn up the plan. The first step, starting today, we will gather all the female cats in Edo who are willing to do that kind of business, and then train them! The training is up to you, I trust you! Then, the second step is to set a suitable price to open! At the same time, in order to prevent malicious competition, we need to establish a regulatory mechanism, just like the business administration in the human world. This kind of thing is left to orangutans and fakes In the third step, our body will automatically return to normal!

Why did you entrust me with the training of cat wandering girls?! Yin Shibai shouted, It's best to entrust it to you!

Yinshi, I can't do it. You are the most suitable task for this kind of task. Jiang Cheng shook his head, When you went to that kind of place before, only you would pay attention to the various skills and habits of those wandering girls. So if it was you, you would definitely be able to train them to perfection.

Who would pay attention to such subtleties! Yin Shibai scolded.

It's you, Jiang Cheng said as a matter of course, every time you will discuss with us what about that girl who likes to use...

Boom!

Shut up! Yin Shi stood on two legs, and roared angrily, punching Jiang Cheng with a cat punch to the head.

I'm just telling the truth, Jiang Cheng rubbed his head, and argued with a displeased face, Now I can't find any other possibility except this one. In order to restore the original appearance, I have to try various methods, right?

Try it yourself!

It's said that one person can't do this kind of thing! Jiang Cheng retorted.

Really, they really are a bunch of guys who don't want to give up, Fang Yi's voice came from behind the two, and he slowly came to sit beside them and squatted down, and continued: Yin, Jiang, you can't become human anymore.

After Yinshi snorted softly, he glanced at Fangyi at the side, You just listen to my jokes, don't you really believe it? Such a silly thing.

Hmph, if you don't believe me, why would you pay attention to you? Fang Yi snorted softly, and said with some disdain.

Huh? Jiang Cheng and Yinshi turned their faces to look at Fangyi at the same time, and let out doubts.

Fang Yi went on to say: Really, I want to give you some advice as ancestors (senior) who have walked the same path, but I didn't expect you to be so slow.

You...could it be... Gintoki unconsciously widened his eyes, looking at Fangyi in disbelief.

Finally found out?

No way...you! Gintoki's eyes widened, and he continued with a look of horror, It's Doraemon...

Wrong! It's completely wrong! Fangyi complained wildly, Why is there a Doraemon in the trend of the current topic?!

Well... I wonder if the cat in the future will also be a fairy in a sense... Gintoki explained to himself, and then glanced at Fangyi's ear, Could it be that the ear was bitten by a mouse?

(Ancestors (predecessors) and immortals have the same pronunciation.)

Who said the ear was bitten off by a mouse! Who said there is a four-dimensional pocket!

Yinshi, you completely misunderstood Fangyi's words, Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed, Fangyi meant that he also wanted to build a store that only belonged to wildcats in the world of wildcats, but failed.

Your understanding is the most outrageous! Fang Yi shouted with blank eyes.

Hey? What would it be if it wasn't Doraemon? Gintoki wondered, then suddenly thought of something, looked at Fangyi in surprise, and continued speaking incoherently, Could it be that you are...Pa...Pa...Pa...Pa...Pameow?

It's Parmen, right! Fang Yi complained a little frantically, Why is it a subtle time travel again? No? It's just a chimpanzee! The one on No. 2!

(Little Superman Palmen: the same author as Doraemon, and the creation was earlier than Doraemon. In addition, No. 2 of Little Superman Palmen is a chimpanzee.)

Hey, you're lying, right? Gintoki looked at Fangyi with sweat on his face, standing on both legs, his two front paws hugging his forehead with a look of panic, and he stammered, Then you...why...why is Lord Frieza in such a place?!

It's just a picture on the forehead! While roaring, Fang hit Yinshi's forehead heavily with blue veins on his forehead.

Bang! After the bang, a big bump bulged on Yinshi's forehead.

Don't you understand? I was once a human just like you. Fang Yi looked at the distant night sky again and said slowly.

...Eh? Eh——?! After being stunned for a while, Gintoki stood up in shock, and pointed at Fangichi in surprise, So you are not the final form of Lord Frieza?!

Where should I be surprised?! Fang Yi crazily complained with blank eyes.

Jiang Cheng snorted softly, and said with emotion softly: Ah, I didn't expect to hear something extraordinary again, it's really surprising...

Wait for me! Have you been the cat boss here for many years? Yinshi suddenly thought of something, looked at Fangyi with sweat on his face, his ears trembled unconsciously, and several black lines appeared under the corners of his eyes, and he asked tentatively, How many years...how many years have you been a cat?

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng also reacted, his face turned instantly, and then the corners of his eyes twitched and he turned his head mechanically to look at Fang Yi.

...It was thirteen years ago that I became a cat. Fang Yi replied slowly.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi spurted a mouthful of blood at the same time and fell to the ground at the same time.

That's why I said it a long time ago, and it can't change back to its original appearance, Fang Yi continued unhurriedly, Well, the weight of the curse that I and you bear is also different.

Does that mean you can only use two paws when playing games in the future? Jiang Chengsheng, who was lying in a pool of blood, said helplessly.

Is this all you care about?! Yin Shibai complained wildly, then sat up again and looked at Fang Yi, Have you given up on turning back into a human?

That is my inescapable crime, which I must bear.

Fang Yi spoke slowly: I was not a normal guy before I became a cat, and I haven't changed much from now. I was a hated existence who would only use violence to solve everything...

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