Maybe a Fake Gintama

On a rainy autumn morning, under the eaves in front of a game hall in Kabukicho, a man with curly silver hair and a man with orange-red hair and ponytails grabbed each other by the collar and looked at each other through gritted teeth.

Bastard! Yinshi gritted his teeth and cursed, Won't you tell me when you wake up? You obviously won a lot of money before you woke up! Thanks to you, it's all output again! You can only increase people's luck with this, can't you let me take advantage of it?!

You're so ashamed that the villain would sue first! Hundan! Jiang Cheng yelled with white eyes, veins bursting out of his face, You're the only one in the world who brings a sleeping friend to play steel balls, right? By the way, how did you steal me from Yoshiwara? A rope? A sack?! Do you want to be slaughtered by me? Human scum!

Who am I for?! Yin Shibai replied without hesitation, Do you know how much your niece with a big appetite can eat? The money earned by Wanshiwu is not enough for her daily food! Occasionally, I also think about our economic situation! Obviously it is only so useful!

Do you regard me as an item in an RPG that can increase luck?! Jiang Chengbai scolded with eyes and nose to nose, If you want to be a lucky vest, go to the top floor of the casino and play slot machines honestly, bastard!

Before then, lend me your lucky value so that I can be lucky enough to complete the mission of the lucky vest within five hours!

(Lucky Vest: A prop in Dragon Quest 11. The condition for obtaining it is that the top casino bets 1 JACKPOT (first prize) to complete the task to get the lucky vest. This task is extremely face-seeking, and there are many people who can't get it out after playing for several days in a row.)

The only thing left in the world is luck! By the way, a person like you will not be able to complete the task of the lucky vest even if you switch to it for a year, and even if you play for a lifetime, there will be no Jackpot! Give up! Idiot! Jiang Chengbai cursed angrily.

It will appear! It will take about five minutes! Jackpot will appear in five minutes at most! The mission of the lucky vest can be completed in five minutes!

Complete your size! Impossible for the rest of your life! Just stay in the casino for the rest of your life! Give up on adventures! Stay in the casino and wait to die! Idiot! As he spoke, Jiang Cheng loosened Yinshi's collar and at the same time broke away from Yinshi's hand, turned his face away and spat in disdain, and continued: And it's still like this weather, it's really disappointing. Usually I stay indoors to play games in this kind of weather. Most importantly, you bring my umbrella! What's wrong with this weather? Go back!

Don't blame me for this kind of thing! If you want to blame it, blame my favorite Yuno anchor who always reports the wrong weather recently. Gintoki folded his hands and turned away his face and spat in displeasure, When the forecast was made, it said it was sunny, but when I took you out from Yoshiwara, it was still sunny, and it was raining as soon as it was said to be raining. The forecast is so inaccurate, so I might as well stop making weather forecasts and just do the winning lottery forecast.

Go to the toilet to check your lower body before going out, don't you know about the weather? If it's wet, it's raining, and if it's dry, it's sunny! Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and snorted, and replied solemnly, That's right, check your head before going out, it's much more accurate than the weather forecast.

Bastard! What did you say just now?! Yinshi's face was once again bruised and he grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar again, gnashing his teeth and said: Did you just say that? You said my head is the same as the lower body? Call my head TAMA,

Did you say my hair is the hair there? Want to die? Um? Do you really want to die? !

Isn't it good? Jiang Cheng sneered, Didn't the teacher teach you? To be a man who looks the same, now, no matter who looks at you, you are a man who looks the same... No, it should be a man who is the same!

Asshole! Apologize to me! Apologize to my head and natural curls immediately! Gintoki roared.

No need! Jiang Cheng retorted without the slightest hesitation.

Just when the two were about to fight, a gentle female voice came from the side of the road in front of them.

Well, please calm down, both of you. A young woman wearing a pink bathrobe and a yellow coat with purple flowers embroidered on top of her umbrella, said to Jiang Cheng and the two.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi loosened each other's collars, and turned their heads to look over with displeasure.

Did you two forget your umbrella? the woman continued, If you don't mind, share an umbrella with me.

No...no need, Yinshi turned his face aside, I always feel a little embarrassed.

Yes, I'm really embarrassed, said Jiang Cheng, who had already stood under the umbrella, and at the same time showed a refreshing smile towards the woman, Then, let's go, just send me to Yoshiwara, and I don't need to worry about this TAMA natural roll.

I said I'm sorry, but the body passed first! Yin Shi dragged Jiang Cheng back, Where did your shame go?! What do you mean by natural ball rolling? What do you think of my head? Believe it or not, I will kill you now!

Yinshi, haven't you heard of it? When facing other people's kindness, you have to accept it with humility! Otherwise, you will make a good woman sad! Jiang Cheng explained solemnly, and then turned his head to look at the woman's original position, So, we still... ah? People?

Hello, Jiang Cheng. Yin Shi pointed to the umbrella that was left on the ground, and then pointed to the woman whose back was obviously a bit lost, who had walked a certain distance leading the rain.

Except for the fact that Oupai is a little small, she is a nice woman... Jiang Cheng murmured.

The place you noticed is too strange! After saying this angrily, Yinshi bent down, picked up the umbrella, and ran towards the woman, Wait... wait, big sister!

Hey! There's me too! Jiang Cheng hurriedly followed.

Hey, what are you doing? Yin Shi, who had caught up with the woman, said as he walked while helping the woman hold an umbrella.

It's okay, it doesn't matter if someone like me catches a cold. The woman lowered her head and said in a low voice, with a feeling of frustration in her voice.

How can this work, I will feel sorry. Yin Shi replied.

Yes, Yinshi will be very sorry. Jiang Cheng who was standing between Yinshi and the woman interjected.

Why are you in the middle! Seeing the woman with half of her body outside the umbrella, Gintoki complained angrily, Your skin is too thick! Big sister's half of her body is outside the umbrella!

Don't worry, Jiang Cheng said, taking the umbrella from Yinshi's hand, and leaning the umbrella towards the woman, That's all.

Your size! Yin Shi, who was completely drenched in the rain, yelled with white eyes, In the end, I was completely drenched in the rain! I was completely excluded from the two of you!

Who are you? Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

The corners of your mouth become faster than the weather... bastard. Yinshi twitched his eyes with his veins popping out.

...

In the end, after some bickering and tearing, the woman became the one holding the umbrella in the middle.

I'm sorry, but I asked you to hold an umbrella. Yinshi said as he walked, with half of his shoulders exposed, This kind of work should be done by men.

Cut, everything will be fine if you go out if you are sensible, so you have to squeeze in. Jiang Cheng spat disdainfully, Go to hell early, Eggy's head is naturally curly.

Who is Eggy with a naturally curly head?! Yin Shibai said angrily.

Haha... The woman actually laughed, You two are really interesting. For some reason, my mood suddenly became much better. Besides, don't worry about my feelings, it's all my fault anyway.

No, Yinshi's head is a genetic problem that goes deep into the soul, and it has nothing to do with you. Jiang Cheng shook his head, and replied seriously, Even reincarnation is useless. In the end, it's still just a natural curly head.

Shut up! That's not what she meant at all! Yinshi yelled angrily, then cleared his throat and glanced at the woman on the side, and continued, How could it be your fault? The fault is not yours. If you insist on saying who is wrong, it is also the wrong weather forecast...

Yinshi, who suddenly noticed something, abruptly stopped his mouth and stopped in his footsteps, his eyes widened, and he looked at the woman holding the umbrella in disbelief.

That's right, it's my fault for forecasting the wrong weather...

The woman finally raised her head, or rather it was the anchor of Yuye, who only had a bitter smile on her face.

Knot... knot... knot... knot field... anchor...

Listening to Yinshi's incoherent words, Jiang Cheng looked at Yinshi suspiciously, Chrysanthemum? What's wrong with your chrysanthemum? Are you inflamed from holding shit?

Shut up! Yin Shibai reminded in a low voice.

...

Everything in the house, in the living room.

Today's noon news live broadcast was still playing on the TV, and the host was chattering towards the camera.

...the extremely popular weather forecaster sister Yuino's recent abnormalities. The recent weather forecast has been wrong one after another, and the anchor Yuno Christel has received many complaints from viewers. Now the situation is finally serious enough to be replaced by [Morning TV]...

With that said, the host looked at the guests beside him, What do you guys think?

Sure enough, I think her approach is still very reluctant. A guest replied, It is completely unreasonable to rely on divination to predict the weather in this scientific age.

But I think she can get such a high popularity, apart from her personal characteristics, to a large extent, it is also because she can accurately predict the weather through divination. Another middle-aged male guest objected, Actually, many people have reported that the [Horoscope Divination] she hosts is very accurate, and as far as I know, she has been protecting Edo since the establishment of the shogunate and was employed by the shogunate...

Ping!

Gintoki stopped the guest with a crisp and sharp kick... No, he turned off the TV...

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