Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 500: Isn't a year-end party just a group of people complaining to each other within

No, no, I...that... Xinghai Fangzhu quickly waved his hand and said, then spread the fingertips of his left hand and lightly touched his chest, and continued to pretend to be relaxed, However, as you can see, my feeling is easy to make people suspect Santa Claus? Pretending to be...

No, you don't need to maintain your character's image when you've reached this point, right? The beard is obviously glued on, right? Gintoki didn't give in at all, and then put his hands on his hips with a somewhat helpless look, Well, although I don't mind others copying me, but can you be more dedicated to your work, if you underestimate Santa Claus, you will be punished.

No, no, haha... You really know how to joke~ Even though a vein popped out of his face when he was so angry by Yin Shi's words, the master of Xinghai Fang tried his best to keep smiling, You are the one who is copying me, right?

[What's going on, this guy! 】Xinghai Fangzhu thought in his heart, 【I have no intention of leaving the stage at all...】

But now there are quite a few people who are clearly in the cottage but don't notice it. Although Yinshi's face was not consciously bulging with veins, he still spoke casually like a normal person, It's like the manga expression created by Tezuka God. Everyone is taking it for granted.

[This uncle is unexpectedly difficult...] Yinshi's face unconsciously seeped a drop of cold sweat.

【What's going on, this guy. Why are you so stubborn until now and refuse to quit! ] Master Xinghaifang gritted his teeth in his heart and said, 【Obviously it's just a counterfeit! 】

Do you listen to rock? Xinghai Fangzhu once again launched an offensive, It can be said that the popular rock music in the world is the child of the Beatles. So in my opinion, there is no difference between you and my child.

What? As Santa Claus, you actually listen to the Beatles? Yinshi was surprised.

Hey? What's the matter? Can't you? Then what are you listening to?

Santa Claus must listen to Enya, of course, he is in the healing department. Yinshi clasped his hands and looked at it as a matter of course.

【Enough is enough! Uncle! Anyway, you are also a counterfeit, hurry back to your hometown! 】 Yinshi shouted in his heart.

Hey, what about Enya, Xinghai Fangzhu quickly replied with a smile, I also listen to Enya, that Yeah~ Damn it~

That's not Enya, it's Ikari. Gintoki put his hands in his pockets and corrected.

(Ikiya Nagasuke: Japanese comedian, captain of the comedy group Drif.)

【Weird, this man's defiant attitude...】 Master Xinghaifang felt more and more that the situation was not good.

There is also Dalang's, although it is almost said to be bad. Yin Shi continued with a casual expression, shrugging his shoulders and taking care of himself.

(Tatsuro Yamashita: Senior Japanese male singer.)

It's outdated, it's his wife Maria's time now, the owner of Xinghaibo pretended to be relaxed and replied, The KFC song.

(Maria Takeuchi: female singer, once produced commercial songs for KFC.)

Only Dalang and Hezheng are famous songs in any era. Yinshi replied casually, and then thought angrily in his heart: This uncle, no matter how he is attacked, he can handle it with ease!

(Hezheng: Oda Hezheng, a well-known male singer.)

【This confidence... Could it be that he is...】 Master Xinghaifang's expression gradually became serious.

[Could it be that he is...] Yin Shi was also a little panicked.

Immediately afterwards, the two of them widened their eyes at the same time, several black lines emerged from the corners of their eyes, and at the same time showed a constipated expression, and at the same time they thought: 【...Is the real Santa Claus? ! 】

【If you say this, look at this guy now...】 When Xinghai Fangzhu looked at Yin secretly, he thought in his mind: 【Although he looks lazy at first glance, his behavior and standing posture are all around an axis. His aura like a swordsman cannot be ignored. He is obviously an old man with a gray beard, but he is so energetic. Even his skin looks like a young man in his twenties... Is this guy really human? 】

At the same time, Yinshi was also silently looking at Xinghaifangzhu, and at the same time thought to himself: [I did meet a bad old man who claimed to be Santa Claus before, but that was just a bad old man who didn't have any domineering. But this guy is different, although he does not have Santa Claus's iconic white beard, but the mustache, the completely different mustache under the nose, is surprisingly realistic! It will unconsciously make people think that maybe Santa Claus has such a mustache or something. It’s like the feeling of betrayal when I saw Frieza-sama’s final form, thinking “Actually, the real deity is surprisingly simple”…]

Xinghai Fangzhu suddenly realized something, 【No, but... no...】

[No... No way...] Yinshi also realized something at this time.

[I... I actually met the real Santa Claus at the most critical moment? ! 】The two thought at the same time.

Jiang Cheng sama, those two people have been standing for a long time, a Miss Baihua pointed to the two people in the yard and said to Jiang Cheng who was sitting obediently beside Jiang Hua, No one spoke, just stood there motionless.

Don't worry about that kind of thing, it probably won't affect us. Jiang Cheng replied casually, his eyes fixed on Jiang Hua all the time.

That's right, it won't affect us at all, ahaha... Xin Baji said with a smile, and then he fished out a few large pieces of fat beef from the hot pot in front of him and began to eat.

That's right, it doesn't affect us at all! Hasegawa drank another glass of wine, and let out a very comfortable voice, Huh~ It's really Saigao today~ It's so cool that you can drink whatever you want~

It's really a lively Christmas~ Rilun narrowed his eyes and smiled.

This year's Christmas is the best Christmas, because I received the best Christmas present~ Kagura was still coquettishly in Jianghua's arms.

You are Kagura-chan's mother, A Miao said to Jiang Hua with a smile, I didn't seem to see it when I came to Earth last time. I am Shimura Miu, and I am the older sister of Shimura Shinpachi who works with Kagura-chan in Master House.

Thank you for taking care of Kagura, thank you. Jiang Hua nodded slightly and smiled.

No, no, Kagura-chan is usually very sensible. A Miao replied with a smile.

Jiang Cheng sama, I want the best Christmas present too. A young lady from Baihua said coquettishly.

Yes, yes, we also want the best Christmas present. All the young ladies and sisters of Baihua echoed.

You don't need to learn from them. Yue Yong glanced at the Baihua member who was dressed the same, but because of his slightly smaller stature, stood out among the Baihua members, and said flatly, They are hopeless.

Hi... The member of Baihua responded in a low voice.

What about the gift... Jiang Cheng squeezed his chin, thought for a moment seriously, then narrowed his eyes and showed a nice smile, I can't think of it, but do you have anything you want?

Of course it's doing soft things with Jiang Cheng sama!

All the members of Baihua spoke in unison, but immediately became hostile to each other.

Well, can you mention some wishes not to hurt your body as much as possible... Jiang Cheng smiled awkwardly.

Speaking of which, Jiang Chengjiang should be getting married at this age, right?

At this time, Jiang Hua's seemingly plain words made the dozens of Baihua members present quiet down instantly.

【Chance! 】

Ahaha, it's the first time to be urged to marry. Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and laughed a few times, This kind of thing can't be rushed, sister Jiang Hua.

No, it seems that there are a lot of women around Jiang Chengjiang... Jiang Hua smiled, and then glanced lightly at Yueyong and the other Baihua girls, Do you like any of them? If so, I can ask my sister to help you find one when I come to Earth this time.

Anyone can? Jiang Cheng's expression became serious.

Ah, anyone is fine, my sister will help you.

In an instant, all the Baihua ladies swallowed unconsciously.

Then I'll say it... Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, then showed tenderness on his face, and gently held Jiang Hua's hand, Sister, leave that bald man...

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, a few kunai had already stuck to the back of Jiang Cheng's head, and the latter rolled his eyes and fell on the table.

Pay attention to ethics, you idiot and scum. Yue Yong said coldly.

What are you doing! Smelly woman! Jiang Cheng pulled Kunai from the back of his head, sat up and shouted with blank eyes, There are not many opportunities like this! And what does it mean to pay attention to ethics?!

Literally. Yue Yong replied flatly.

Did you make a mistake? We are not siblings!

As soon as Jiang Cheng said this, the eyes of all Baihua members looking at Jiang Hua became less friendly in an instant.

Aren't they siblings? A Miao covered her mouth and said in surprise, Even in Three Years Group Z, Teacher Jiang Cheng, Kagura-chan is called Uncle Jiang Chengsang.

The setting over there is an adopted son. Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and nodded and explained self-consciously, The adopted son adopted by sister Jiang Hua's parents since childhood, went to Japan to study after graduating from high school, and stayed in Japan as a teacher after graduating from university.

Hey? Is that so? A Miao said in surprise.

Well, that's it.

Well, can we stop talking about the setting of the studio next door in the feature film... Xin Baji complained silently, I always feel that something is wrong... It's very embarrassing.

Didn't you already say that it's going to be a year-end party? Jiang Cheng shrugged, Then it's not a big deal to complain a little bit, right? Spread out the complaints accumulated in the past year, and then drink two glasses and forget to welcome the new year. This is the true meaning of the year-end party!

That's right, that's right... Hasegawa, who was already drunk, echoed inarticulately, Get drunk and forget all your troubles!

Please remember the first domain name of this book: . The fastest website for mobile version updates:

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like